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(Some Guy)   Volcanologist confirms New Zealands Mt. Tongariro is waking up from its 85 year nap and it's cranky   (earthquake-report.com) divider line 59
    More: Followup, Mount Etna, Tongariro, Michael Rosenberg, volcanic gas, volcano tectonic earthquake, New Zealand, tremors, Montana  
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2012-08-01 01:36:00 PM  
Anyone have a Mayan calendar handy?
 
2012-08-01 01:39:00 PM  

urban.derelict: Anyone have a Mayan calendar handy?


I tried to carry one around in my pocket, but big stone wheels don't travel well.
 
2012-08-01 01:39:11 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-01 01:39:13 PM  
i229.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-01 01:44:39 PM  
This better not affect The Hobbit...
 
2012-08-01 01:45:53 PM  

birdistasty: This better not affect The Hobbit...


Perfect timing for Smaug's emergence from the top of the Lonely Mountain.
 
2012-08-01 01:45:55 PM  
Let's send Bobby Jindal over there to assure everyone that there's nothing to fear.
 
2012-08-01 01:49:30 PM  
Gandalf should attempt the Moria route just now.....
 
2012-08-01 01:51:12 PM  
Farkers, take note. This headline contains "its" and "it's," both used appropriately. Save this and store it away for future reference.
 
2012-08-01 01:51:38 PM  

urban.derelict: Anyone have a Mayan calendar handy?


I have a Mayan watch but it does not have the calendar function. I knew I should have given the guy a few more virgins for the upgrade.
 
2012-08-01 01:51:52 PM  
aphs.worldnomads.com
 
2012-08-01 01:54:17 PM  

EyeballKid: Farkers, take note. This headline contains "its" and "it's," both used appropriately. Save this and store it away for future reference.


Your correct!!
 
2012-08-01 01:56:39 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-01 01:57:41 PM  

EyeballKid: Farkers, take note. This headline contains "its" and "it's," both used appropriately. Save this and store it away for future reference.


It truly is the end of the world.
 
2012-08-01 01:59:05 PM  

bikerbob59: EyeballKid: Farkers, take note. This headline contains "its" and "it's," both used appropriately. Save this and store it away for future reference.

Your correct!!


And yore funny!
 
2012-08-01 01:59:13 PM  

EyeballKid: Farkers, take note. This headline contains "its" and "it's," both used appropriately. Save this and store it away for future reference.


But Zealands
 
2012-08-01 02:00:17 PM  
Where's old Zealand?
 
2012-08-01 02:01:40 PM  

thisiszombocom: Where's old Zealand?


'Tis the Netherlands
 
2012-08-01 02:02:39 PM  

thisiszombocom: Where's old Zealand?


Holland.
 
2012-08-01 02:02:51 PM  

FrancoFile: birdistasty: This better not affect The Hobbit...

Perfect timing for Smaug's emergence from the top of the Lonely Mountain.


You stole mah line!
=^]
Exactly.
 
2012-08-01 02:03:29 PM  

KaiserRoll: urban.derelict: Anyone have a Mayan calendar handy?

I tried to carry one around in my pocket, but big stone wheels don't travel well.


Thank you. I just laughed and blew my lunch all over my monitor.
 
2012-08-01 02:04:31 PM  
Trembling,shaking,grinding,molten erruptions. Sounds like something from my dreams.
 
2012-08-01 02:05:17 PM  

EyeballKid: Farkers, take note. This headline contains "its" and "it's," both used appropriately. Save this and store it away for future reference.


I was also noticing the goodly grammars of this.
 
2012-08-01 02:06:50 PM  

wippit:


wippit good.
I say wippit.
wippit good.


/sry
 
2012-08-01 02:06:59 PM  
I've walked on that mountain, so getting a kick. The low-elevation lahar warnings were a bit scary as the lake on top was very close to giving way and in fact did so a couple of weeks after we left.
 
2012-08-01 02:07:51 PM  
This could make the AGW group chit their pants.
 
2012-08-01 02:10:01 PM  
 
2012-08-01 02:14:01 PM  

EyeballKid: Farkers, take note. This headline contains "its" and "it's," both used appropriately. Save this and store it away for future reference.


Actually it's missing an apostrophe. Kudos fail.
 
2012-08-01 02:14:58 PM  
www.slate.com

Not Impressed. Sees no reason to monitor the situation.

/Hot as lava
 
2012-08-01 02:15:49 PM  

Ostman: thisiszombocom: Where's old Zealand?

Holland.


The tunnel? What will those wacky Austrians do next?
 
2012-08-01 02:18:09 PM  
I'm 99% sure you made that word up.
 
2012-08-01 02:25:17 PM  
Vulcan was destroyed, why do we still need Volcanologists? Hell, even Romulas was destroyed. Seems to me that studying them is as pointless as studying the dodo bird or typewriters.
 
2012-08-01 02:27:57 PM  

nytmare: EyeballKid: Farkers, take note. This headline contains "its" and "it's," both used appropriately. Save this and store it away for future reference.

Actually it's missing an apostrophe. Kudos fail.


Since they missed the apostrophe in "New Zealand's", that's only 66%,but that's still passing, right?
 
2012-08-01 02:34:50 PM  
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2012-08-01 02:34:53 PM  
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//lh5.googleusercontent.com = you
 
2012-08-01 02:40:02 PM  

urban.derelict: [lh3.googleusercontent.com image 244x159][1.bp.blogspot.com image 338x310]
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Why is Sam Neal in an Iraqi uniform?
 
2012-08-01 02:43:21 PM  

Gough: nytmare: EyeballKid: Farkers, take note. This headline contains "its" and "it's," both used appropriately. Save this and store it away for future reference.

Actually it's missing an apostrophe. Kudos fail.

Since they missed the apostrophe in "New Zealand's", that's only 66%,but that's still passing, right?


Damn. I'll get 100 % next time.
 
2012-08-01 02:49:08 PM  
 
2012-08-01 02:52:35 PM  
Subby,

Nice try, but still an apostrophe failure.
 
2012-08-01 02:52:49 PM  
I don't know where in the article anything got confirmed about Tongariro waking up. Just that there were some earthquakes, and the peak of activity was almost 2 weeks ago. Did I miss something?
 
2012-08-01 03:00:41 PM  
North Island problems, lol.

/Hopefully, this will relieve some of the pressure on Christchurch.
 
2012-08-01 03:02:59 PM  

bullwinkl: I don't know where in the article anything got confirmed about Tongariro waking up. Just that there were some earthquakes, and the peak of activity was almost 2 weeks ago. Did I miss something?


As part of our routine monitoring, we have recorded a sequence of volcanic earthquakes at Mount Tongariro since July 13, peaking in activity on July 20, and now numbering 3-10 per day

Analysis of the gas samples collected in the last fortnight shows that volcanic gas levels are above the normal levels measured at Tongariro. There is always a mix of volcanic and hydrothermal gases and fluids rising to the surface at Tongariro, but the recent samples contain a marked increase in the volcanic gas component. These results confirm the volcanic unrest indicated by the seismic data.
 
2012-08-01 03:12:59 PM  
I blame Ruapehu.
 
2012-08-01 03:16:46 PM  
Damn. Some goddess must have killed Odin.
 
2012-08-01 03:58:02 PM  

vogonity: Subby,

Nice try, but still an apostrophe failure.


No, it isn't.
 
2012-08-01 03:58:49 PM  

snocone: This could make the AGW group chit their pants.


I'm sure you're well-versed on the measurable relationship between volcanic activity and global climate, so I believe you.
 
2012-08-01 04:11:18 PM  
Aye, all of them. All their wives, and all their children, and all their sheep, and all their cattle, and all their cats and dogs. All of them. All of them gone for good.
i2.cdnds.net
 
2012-08-01 04:42:02 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: Can I has year without summr plz?


That fascinates me.

A volcano erupted, causing a chain of events that resulted in (among other things) Frankenstein being written.
 
2012-08-01 04:48:51 PM  

nytmare: snocone: This could make the AGW group chit their pants.

I'm sure you're well-versed on the measurable relationship between volcanic activity and global climate, so I believe you.


Personal attack as a knee jerk response,,,
hmmm, it's not the future that I can see.
 
2012-08-01 04:55:28 PM  
Tongariro, East of Java.
 
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