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(Oregon Live)   Not news: Couple weds at St. Vincent's... Sappy: the day before her brain surgery. Fark: They've nearly died half a dozen times   ( divider line
    More: Sappy, St. Vincent, brain surgery, Old Town, Beaverton, Voodoo Doughnut, Jon Tafoya  
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5109 clicks; posted to Main » on 01 Aug 2012 at 2:51 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-08-01 07:11:20 AM  
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...and she woke up from the brain surgery, looked around, and said:
"Who the fark are you?"
2012-08-01 03:33:34 AM  
1 vote:
They were 17.

It was a very good year.
2012-08-01 03:31:18 AM  
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TommyymmoT: When the minister said "till death do you part", the groom checked his watch, and said "I do".

Little did he know that being married would only make him wish for death later on. But it would not come.

It. Would. Not. Come.
2012-08-01 03:20:47 AM  
1 vote:
When the minister said "till death do you part", the groom checked his watch, and said "I do".
2012-08-01 03:15:19 AM  
1 vote:
Do we really want to be encouraging zombie weddings?
2012-08-01 03:13:05 AM  
1 vote:
"She worked the drive-through window at McDonald's.
He leaned from a car's passenger seat, across the driver, for a closer look."

"Her colon cancer at 28.
His liver condition.
Her endometriosis.
His stomach trouble."

McDonalds you say?
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