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(Oregon Live)   Not news: Couple weds at St. Vincent's... Sappy: ...hospital the day before her brain surgery. Fark: They've nearly died half a dozen times   (oregonlive.com) divider line 4
    More: Sappy, St. Vincent, brain surgery, Old Town, Beaverton, Voodoo Doughnut, Jon Tafoya  
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2012-08-01 05:05:58 AM
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Thank the fark christ they miscarried. With those genes, it'd be a miracle if their offspring lived for more than a few years without major suffering.
2012-08-01 03:20:47 AM
1 votes:
When the minister said "till death do you part", the groom checked his watch, and said "I do".
2012-08-01 03:13:05 AM
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"She worked the drive-through window at McDonald's.
He leaned from a car's passenger seat, across the driver, for a closer look."

"Her colon cancer at 28.
His liver condition.
Her endometriosis.
His stomach trouble."

McDonalds you say?
2012-08-01 03:12:49 AM
1 votes:

Buffet: NOT sappy. Too bad everyone can't find love like that.


There would be many evacuation of stomachs.
 
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