Buffet: NOT sappy. Too bad everyone can't find love like that.
TommyymmoT: "She worked the drive-through window at McDonald's.He leaned from a car's passenger seat, across the driver, for a closer look.""Her colon cancer at 28.His liver condition.Her endometriosis.His stomach trouble."McDonalds you say?
TommyymmoT: "Her colon cancer at 28.His liver condition.Her endometriosis.His stomach trouble."
TommyymmoT: When the minister said "till death do you part", the groom checked his watchliver temp, and said "I do".
Sabyen91: Ye golden haired maiden. If ye wouldst couple with me I would refraineth from whackething the weasel for at least a fornight, and not in thines presence.
Sabyen91: She was a small town girl...
mekkab: Sabyen91: She was a small town girl...but was he just a city boy?/and, more to the point, are they considered Streetlight People, now?
GloomCookie613: Don't you people ever dust in here?/sniffle//damn allergies
dbrunker: GloomCookie613: Don't you people ever dust in here?/sniffle//damn allergiesTrust me I understand.Borrow as many of these as you really need, I never check to see how many are left after I get them back. *wink*
ladyfortuna: Her endometriosis. - sucks the big one but isn't fatal. And I say this as a former sufferer now one major (though not vital) organ down from the experience.
WarszawaScream: ladyfortuna: Her endometriosis. - sucks the big one but isn't fatal. And I say this as a former sufferer now one major (though not vital) organ down from the experience.CSB: The doctors thought I had that - but exploratory surgery revelaed nearly 5lbs worth of scar tissue wrapped up and around the outside of those organs. No idea where it came from but they took it all out and the problems nearly vanished. But yeah, anyone suffering that has my sympathies... losing the ability to walk for three-to-five days at a time because of the pain is awful.And as for the rest of the article, I'm just gonna go find my allergy meds because I need them...
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