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(WFAA Fort Worth)   Hockey game violence and subsequent 911 call ends match. "There's no way you could justify that being an accident when two hands are on a hockey stick and it's swung like a baseball bat,"   (wfaa.com) divider line 32
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2012-08-01 10:21:14 AM
And they claim that basketball is full of thugs.
 
2012-08-01 10:31:48 AM
There is always that one guy in the beer league, you know the guy who puts wood screws into the top of his hockey stick so when he hits you in the ribs with the butt-end you bleed a bit. He's the guy who brings his own foil and wears a Bob Probert sweater. The guy who can't skate for shiat and hasn't scored since he knocked up his girl in HS. There is one in every league. People in Texas must not know this yet.
 
2012-08-01 10:39:50 AM
I went to a boxing match, and a hockey game broke out.
 
2012-08-01 10:42:34 AM
raisethehammer.org

Approves
 
2012-08-01 10:52:36 AM
Could have swore Roenick was right handed.

/have seen a few incidents in my beer league where police could have got involved
//Don't use your farking stick, use your fists if you've got issues with someone
 
2012-08-01 10:54:53 AM

ongbok: And they claim that basketball is full of thugs.


8/10.

You'll get some bites.
 
2012-08-01 10:57:50 AM

Stitch Jones: There is always that one guy in the beer league, you know the guy who puts wood screws into the top of his hockey stick so when he hits you in the ribs with the butt-end you bleed a bit. He's the guy who brings his own foil and wears a Bob Probert sweater. The guy who can't skate for shiat and hasn't scored since he knocked up his girl in HS. There is one in every league. People in Texas must not know this yet.


Usually this.

Although there are some good ones here in Colorado that haven't had "that guy"
 
2012-08-01 11:17:55 AM
I must have had good luck in the Adult League I played in...

We had one asshole in the four years I played and he only lasted a month. He was one of these hyper-aggressive douche bags who peaked in High School and wanted to relive the "glory days".

Didn't seem to get the whole "We're all over 35, have to get up in the morning to work and just want to have some fun" aspect of the Senior League, so he got told to find another league to play in.
 
2012-08-01 11:20:54 AM
I play in an adult league near where this happened, so I'm getting a kick....

Where were the victim's teammates? What kind of assholes are on the offender's team that they didn't call him out? Shiat like this is why I wear a full cage.

/Call me when someone takes a dump in an opponent's glove
 
2012-08-01 12:02:27 PM
Just wanted to say I highly recommend watching "Goon". A great hockey/fighting movie that's funny and filthy as hell. Sean William Scott is in it, but he's the furthest thong from stifler or any other character he's played.
 
2012-08-01 12:03:16 PM
hockey violence in Dallas / Fort Worth??

damn.
 
2012-08-01 12:05:36 PM
The problem here is that most adult leagues have severe penalties for fighting. My league hands out a three month ban from the arena -- no, you cannot even go into the sports bar there.

Not everyone will act like a violent baboon on the ice, but it's nice to know that if someone does, he's gonna get a mouthfull of knuckles from someone who doesn't fear an unreasonable ban.
 
2012-08-01 12:06:08 PM
LOL texans. So quick to violence but such cowards about it at the same time.
 
2012-08-01 12:09:09 PM

IamSoSmart_S_M_R_T: I play in an adult league near where this happened, so I'm getting a kick....

Where were the victim's teammates? What kind of assholes are on the offender's team that they didn't call him out? Shiat like this is why I wear a full cage.

/Call me when someone takes a dump in an opponent's glove


This.
 
2012-08-01 12:52:41 PM
CSB time.

That I played on the team in the photo and play against them now. They had nothing to do with the fight. Neither team in that game was there the night it happened. Basically this rink uses internally sourced refs and they are usually just there to cash a paycheck and never call anything. Most games are fine but one or two players on each side chipping away usually escalates to some punches thrown, but mostly it breaks up and you just get kicked out of the one game.

Update last night from the two teams involved were that the guy posted bail and is banned from the league. The guy that got hit is still in the hospital and is undergoing facial reconstruction surgery this week sometime. Broken orbital bones(both), broken nose, jaw, lost some teeth, and some skin. One of the guys there said it was the worst hockey injury he had ever seen.

I'm just happy my friend in the Roenick jersey will forever be associated with this.
 
2012-08-01 12:58:54 PM
I guess i meant video NoScript was blocking it.
 
2012-08-01 01:22:38 PM

dl3hp33ui: CSB time.

That I played on the team in the photo and play against them now. They had nothing to do with the fight. Neither team in that game was there the night it happened. Basically this rink uses internally sourced refs and they are usually just there to cash a paycheck and never call anything. Most games are fine but one or two players on each side chipping away usually escalates to some punches thrown, but mostly it breaks up and you just get kicked out of the one game.

Update last night from the two teams involved were that the guy posted bail and is banned from the league. The guy that got hit is still in the hospital and is undergoing facial reconstruction surgery this week sometime. Broken orbital bones(both), broken nose, jaw, lost some teeth, and some skin. One of the guys there said it was the worst hockey injury he had ever seen.

I'm just happy my friend in the Roenick jersey will forever be associated with this.


I play bottom C rec league hockey - this isn't a hockey injury, it's simple assault.

Full cage no matter what. They're not paying me, I'm paying to play.

/and don't get me started about guys who don't wear shoulder pads
//you're sole provider for your family and you work construction? Sure then skip the equipment, it'll be fine
 
2012-08-01 01:51:59 PM
Mens beer league hockey can be an absolute gong show. I've broken a wrist and a thumb after getting tripped from behind into the boards on a breakaway. That guy just had to stop me no matter what. So stupid. Last month a guy on my team lost his front two teeth cause some idiot took a swing at him with his stick.

I still love playing, but I find myself repeating the phrase "I gotta work tomorrow" more and more. The refs are just passing time and never want to get involved. Rather than put an idiot in the box, they let stuff go and the tensions between teams just escalates and escalates til something stupid inevitably happens.

/getting too old for this shiat
 
2012-08-01 01:58:46 PM

dl3hp33ui: CSB time.

That I played on the team in the photo and play against them now. They had nothing to do with the fight. Neither team in that game was there the night it happened. Basically this rink uses internally sourced refs and they are usually just there to cash a paycheck and never call anything. Most games are fine but one or two players on each side chipping away usually escalates to some punches thrown, but mostly it breaks up and you just get kicked out of the one game.

Update last night from the two teams involved were that the guy posted bail and is banned from the league. The guy that got hit is still in the hospital and is undergoing facial reconstruction surgery this week sometime. Broken orbital bones(both), broken nose, jaw, lost some teeth, and some skin. One of the guys there said it was the worst hockey injury he had ever seen.

I'm just happy my friend in the Roenick jersey will forever be associated with this.


I wonder if my teammate knows you, he used to play with Brandon Swenson. Will have to pass along this update.
 
2012-08-01 02:05:43 PM
I played with Swenson a year or so ago in a B league. What team what league?
 
2012-08-01 02:14:05 PM

IamSoSmart_S_M_R_T: dl3hp33ui: CSB time.

That I played on the team in the photo and play against them now. They had nothing to do with the fight. Neither team in that game was there the night it happened. Basically this rink uses internally sourced refs and they are usually just there to cash a paycheck and never call anything. Most games are fine but one or two players on each side chipping away usually escalates to some punches thrown, but mostly it breaks up and you just get kicked out of the one game.

Update last night from the two teams involved were that the guy posted bail and is banned from the league. The guy that got hit is still in the hospital and is undergoing facial reconstruction surgery this week sometime. Broken orbital bones(both), broken nose, jaw, lost some teeth, and some skin. One of the guys there said it was the worst hockey injury he had ever seen.

I'm just happy my friend in the Roenick jersey will forever be associated with this.

I wonder if my teammate knows you, he used to play with Brandon Swenson. Will have to pass along this update.


These were the teams involved

Link
 
2012-08-01 02:20:11 PM

dl3hp33ui: I played with Swenson a year or so ago in a B league. What team what league?


Think it was "D" on Matrix...last name is Van D....
 
2012-08-01 02:42:03 PM
So which division of beer league was this, the "Shoulda Been", "Coulda Been" or the "Woulda Been" division?
 
2012-08-01 02:56:21 PM
I think this sums it up...

Link
 
2012-08-01 02:58:08 PM

dl3hp33ui: I think this sums it up...

Link


Love that vid....it's funny 'cause it's true!
 
2012-08-01 05:37:58 PM

sedric: hockey violence in Dallas / Fort Worth??

damn.


Someone doesn't remember the old Central Hockey League.
 
2012-08-01 05:56:04 PM
meh, I got caught with my head down cutting through centre ice (yes, incredibly stupid of me) and got plowed over. That was the game for me. The guy came over and bought me lunch even though it was basically my fault. We're good friends now.
 
2012-08-01 05:56:04 PM
Not sure who is still interested but this was posted on the victim's facebook

Link
 
2012-08-01 05:59:07 PM

dl3hp33ui: Not sure who is still interested but this was posted on the victim's facebook

Link


haha the victim looks like a beaut of a player. He would put a tear on Don Cherrys face.
Thanks for posting that.
 
2012-08-02 01:15:15 AM

ongbok: And they claim that basketball is full of thugs.


It is. I dont think ANYONE ever claimed hockey was NOT full of thugs.
 
2012-08-02 02:59:33 AM

The Gentleman Caller: Just wanted to say I highly recommend watching "Goon". A great hockey/fighting movie that's funny and filthy as hell. Sean William Scott is in it, but he's the furthest thong from stifler or any other character he's played.


The hockey scenes were filmed in my hometown. I was supposed to be an extra in it. They paid well, couple hundred bucks a night for a couple weeks.

Too bad it's still the child poverty capital of Canada

/csb
 
2012-08-02 11:27:13 AM

dl3hp33ui: Not sure who is still interested but this was posted on the victim's facebook

Link


Thanks for the link, gonna share it with my team.
 
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