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(Some Mom)   20-year-old mother on public assistance gives birth to sixth baby   (blogs.sandiegozoo.org) divider line 78
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2012-08-01 10:05:50 AM
Welcome to Obama's America.
 
2012-08-01 10:10:58 AM
That's pretty fecund. And it sounds like she's a really good mother.

Also, LOL Subby!
 
2012-08-01 10:18:53 AM
Half black, half white. Go figure.
 
2012-08-01 10:26:00 AM
Damn welfare queens.
 
2012-08-01 10:30:13 AM
And she's not even a U.S. citizen!
 
2012-08-01 10:34:49 AM
I was confused as to why this was not a Daily Mail link. But clicked and that problem was resolved.
 
2012-08-01 10:35:03 AM

Shostie: And she's not even a U.S. citizen!


Anchor baby.
 
2012-08-01 10:35:59 AM
I swear, they breed like animals.
 
2012-08-01 10:48:40 AM
The decline of America continues. It's almost unbearable.
 
2012-08-01 11:08:58 AM
Hey, at least she's allowed to have multiple children here, as opposed to her home country, China.
 
2012-08-01 11:17:06 AM
Not again mom

/clicks link... OH, thank god...
 
2012-08-01 11:17:19 AM
slut.
 
2012-08-01 11:17:24 AM
well played
 
2012-08-01 11:17:38 AM
Vegans no less.
 
2012-08-01 11:18:00 AM

Mentat: Damn welfare queens.


But no Cadillac???
Probably does not have a fridge either
 
2012-08-01 11:18:08 AM
Octomom is cloning. Soon, they shall brawl for the right to disgust the world. Sooon
 
2012-08-01 11:18:11 AM
i830.photobucket.com

Unavailable for comment.
 
2012-08-01 11:18:37 AM
does this complete the prego trifecta???
 
2012-08-01 11:19:17 AM

Diogenes: Hey, at least she's allowed to have multiple children here, as opposed to her home country, China.


and this is good... why ?

The world needs more whites ? more blacks ? more fur ?
 
2012-08-01 11:19:47 AM
I was going to ask if she was black. Then I clicked the link. I was roughly half right...

+1 for subby
 
2012-08-01 11:19:48 AM
i.livescience.com

GUB'MINT BAMBOO!!!
 
2012-08-01 11:19:50 AM
This means billionaires don't have enough money to create jobs so we should eliminate all public assistance.
 
2012-08-01 11:20:21 AM
When the mother goes to a resturant, I bet she eats, shoots, and leaves.
 
2012-08-01 11:20:57 AM
EHRMAGERD! BEERS!
 
2012-08-01 11:21:14 AM
Ugh... and I bet her food stamps pay for that weed she consumes all day.
 
2012-08-01 11:21:19 AM

Slartibartfaster: Diogenes: Hey, at least she's allowed to have multiple children here, as opposed to her home country, China.

and this is good... why ?

The world needs more whites ? more blacks ? more fur ?


Less bamboo.
 
2012-08-01 11:21:30 AM
i149.photobucket.com
WHARRGARBL!! *rtfa* Fiddle-sticks - never mind.
 
2012-08-01 11:22:40 AM
How long you think before she starts pimping this one on youtube?
 
2012-08-01 11:22:59 AM
Pandas are adorable creatures. Just don't let them confuse you with a bamboo plant.
 
2012-08-01 11:23:21 AM
No mention of the father either. Probably off living wild and free somewhere.
 
2012-08-01 11:24:16 AM
This should be good...
 
2012-08-01 11:25:11 AM
Bastard subby.. i was soooo ready to rage up:)
 
2012-08-01 11:25:32 AM
PANDA WATCH!!!!

...I asked if I could get an interview with her and they said, "No! She is a live bear and she will rip your face off!
 
2012-08-01 11:30:11 AM

xanadian: The decline of America continues. It's almost unbearable.


Seriously, if I had been drinking my coffee, you'd owe me a keyboard.
 
2012-08-01 11:30:20 AM
that is some taxpayer-leeching adorableness there.
 
2012-08-01 11:31:59 AM
OF COURSE this happens on the first day of the month....when their public assistance checks hit their banks. Now those damn mom-bears will be blowing the money on beer and lottery tickets instead of child care and formula. Where the fark are the babby daddys?
 
2012-08-01 11:32:41 AM
I fell for it. Nicely played, Subby. +1 Internets for ya
 
2012-08-01 11:33:00 AM

CallMeGomer: No mention of the father either. Probably off living wild and free somewhere.


And we'll probably be paying for the upkeep on the progeny their entire lives also.
 
2012-08-01 11:35:44 AM

fanbladesaresharp: Where the fark are the babby daddys?


Undoubtedly locked up somewhere.
 
2012-08-01 11:40:22 AM
I have to say, Fark has absolutely been "ON" with the comments recently. I guess it's the combination of fertile approved links plus commenters concurrently having moments of lucidity.

It's like a rare alignment of the planets.

It's spooky.
 
2012-08-01 11:41:38 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-01 11:41:40 AM
I thought, "Why is this spiffy?"

Well played, subby. Well played indeed.
 
2012-08-01 11:41:43 AM
I hope she has 20 kids and they all grow up to mug yuppie scum.
 
2012-08-01 11:42:45 AM
I have to admit Subby, I fell for it as well.. the math just didn't fit and I really wanted to see this train wreck of humanity and as soon as I saw the panda I laughed.. well done..
 
2012-08-01 11:43:07 AM

Slives: I was confused as to why this was not a Daily Mail link. But clicked and that problem was resolved.

 
2012-08-01 11:44:35 AM
i149.photobucket.com
DANGIT! I could've had a litter of thirty by now if I ignored the law and started pluggin' Michelle when she was twelve!
Stupid pandas.
 
2012-08-01 11:44:39 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-01 11:47:32 AM
No doubt viagra for the male panda was covered by Obamacare...
 
2012-08-01 11:52:35 AM

durbnpoisn: I was going to ask if she was black. Then I clicked the link, and realized I'm a bigot. I was roughly half right...

+1 for subby


FTFY
 
2012-08-01 11:52:42 AM
I see what you did there. This made me giggle.
 
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