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		Smoking hot 18-year-old snubs £250,000 gypsy wedding to be a glamour model (w/pics) (thesun.co.uk)		23
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jojostan		2012-08-01 06:22:46 AM

4 votes:

she's what's known as a 2-bagger. you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head breaks...
when she goes to the bank, they turn off the cameras....
in the family photo album, they only keep the negatives......
/no respect, no respect at all....

Winning		2012-08-01 12:32:57 AM

3 votes:

She doesn't look that bad in the bottom pick...

I'm measuring my dry spell in years, I can't afford to be picky.

violentsalvation		2012-07-31 11:58:07 PM

3 votes:

"Smoking hot" + The Sun = me not clicking.

Asa Phelps		2012-07-31 11:50:20 PM

3 votes:

remember guys - british standards

NowhereMon		2012-07-31 11:25:58 PM

3 votes:

Uh-oh, somebody got gyp'd

GoodCopBadCop		2012-07-31 11:20:35 PM

3 votes:

o_0

Kurmudgeon		2012-08-01 08:19:51 AM

2 votes:

WTFDYW: That's a f*cking tranny.

No it's not, THIS is a tranny.
image.fourwheeler.com

LordOfThePings		2012-08-01 04:52:03 AM

2 votes:

eraser8: She doesn't look quite human.

She's got a mannequin-esque quality about her. There's the lifeless expression and the hair that looks like it was taped on.

farm7.staticflickr.com

Cake Hunter		2012-08-01 03:45:04 AM

2 votes:

Where is vodka?
Where is marinated herring?

kmmontandon		2012-08-01 12:06:31 AM

2 votes:

Ambivalence: She has surprisingly nice teeth.

Yeah, it's nice to know Mr. Ed's granddaughter is doing well.

Ambivalence		2012-08-01 12:02:01 AM

2 votes:

She has surprisingly nice teeth.

FizixJunkee		2012-08-01 01:03:29 PM

1 votes:

MadSkillz:

I love some of the terms on Urban Dictionary because they're clearly an attempt by young people to get their own meaningless slang accepted when it's based on some private joke or it's very region-specific. Like that chick in Mean Girls: "Stop trying to make 'Fetch' happen!"

How convenient. I was looking for a chance to plug a portmanteau I came up with:

rubicum: During sexual relations, the point at which an orgasm is inevitable.

\you're welcome

brap		2012-08-01 11:14:30 AM

1 votes:

Will everything but your face marry me?

tom baker's scarf		2012-08-01 09:37:24 AM

1 votes:

what's the matter? Doesn't she like dwaags

t1.gstatic.com

Sun Worshiping Dog Launcher		2012-08-01 08:02:15 AM

1 votes:

Damn you Fark. After days of these Sun articles and the "smoking hot" women they feature, you've finally worn me down to the point that I'm thinking this one isn't actually too bad looking. What have you done to me?

Shakespeare's Monkey		2012-08-01 08:00:32 AM

1 votes:

This is Not,

t0.gstatic.com

smoking hot. Please recalibrate.

MythDragon		2012-08-01 07:52:31 AM

1 votes:

Smidge204: [i657.photobucket.com image 199x149]

You want to have fooley cooley with that girl?

turboke		2012-08-01 06:12:14 AM

1 votes:

dready zim: B, have to learn to open her eyes.

You can get ahead in life and even succeed with only your mouth open.

/see what I did there?

Hive Mind		2012-08-01 05:34:46 AM

1 votes:

That's it Subby, never clicking on a headline with the phrase "smoking hot" ever again. You've got me for the last time!

puffy999		2012-08-01 05:07:21 AM

1 votes:

And let's be honest, if she weren't from across the pond her smile wouldn't look like the ruins of Hadrian's Wall before renovation.

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves		2012-08-01 04:53:48 AM

1 votes:

The gypsies are filthy people! (spits) And we shall speak of them no more.

God-is-a-Taco		2012-08-01 01:03:07 AM

1 votes:

I think she's pretty. She also gets a lot of points for running away and pursuing her own life, losing her community and comfort zone to enter a world that is perhaps quite alien to her.

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