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(The Sun)   Smoking hot 18-year-old snubs £250,000 gypsy wedding to be a glamour model (w/pics)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 175
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2012-07-31 11:20:35 PM
o_0
 
2012-07-31 11:25:58 PM
Uh-oh, somebody got gyp'd
 
2012-07-31 11:43:26 PM
That's a man, baby!
 
2012-07-31 11:50:20 PM
remember guys - british standards
 
2012-07-31 11:58:07 PM
"Smoking hot" + The Sun = me not clicking.
 
2012-08-01 12:02:01 AM
She has surprisingly nice teeth.
 
2012-08-01 12:06:31 AM

Ambivalence: She has surprisingly nice teeth.



Yeah, it's nice to know Mr. Ed's granddaughter is doing well.
 
2012-08-01 12:12:17 AM

Is she on fire?

She gave all this up? (NSFW)


Wow, she really missed out.
 
2012-08-01 12:24:45 AM
...Maybe.
 
2012-08-01 12:26:30 AM
She looks like a tranny.
 
2012-08-01 12:32:57 AM
She doesn't look that bad in the bottom pick...

I'm measuring my dry spell in years, I can't afford to be picky.
 
2012-08-01 12:36:22 AM
I'm wondering if maybe the first one was just taken at a bad angle and she'd look fine with makeup applied by someone who knows what they're doing.
 
2012-08-01 12:36:31 AM

NewportBarGuy: Is she on fire?

She gave all this up? (NSFW)

Wow, she really missed out.


Wow, it's practically the Rmoneys...
 
2012-08-01 12:41:31 AM
Enh, not bad. Not great, but not bad.
 
2012-08-01 12:55:22 AM
Not bad at all.
 
2012-08-01 01:03:07 AM
I think she's pretty. She also gets a lot of points for running away and pursuing her own life, losing her community and comfort zone to enter a world that is perhaps quite alien to her.

i45.tinypic.com
(and maybe more, she seems like a great person)
 
2012-08-01 01:12:31 AM
She doesn't look quite human.

She's got a mannequin-esque quality about her. There's the lifeless expression and the hair that looks like it was taped on.
 
2012-08-01 01:36:30 AM
Can we go more than a day without one of these "smoking hot chick" stories from The Sun?
 
2012-08-01 02:19:02 AM
Body looks real nice. The face is what is known as a Pitching Wedge. Looks good from about 75 yards.
 
2012-08-01 02:22:42 AM
FTFA:

Aged 14 Sarah was taken to the local traveller-run fair and introduced to fellow gypsy John Boy.

3.bp.blogspot.com

/Grandpa never would have approved.
 
2012-08-01 03:19:03 AM

AdolfOliverPanties: Body looks real nice. The face is what is known as a Pitching Wedge. Looks good from about 75 yards.


Low resolution fox
 
2012-08-01 03:24:04 AM

DammitIForgotMyLogin: AdolfOliverPanties: Body looks real nice. The face is what is known as a Pitching Wedge. Looks good from about 75 yards.

Low resolution fox


I love some of the terms on Urban Dictionary because they're clearly an attempt by young people to get their own meaningless slang accepted when it's based on some private joke or it's very region-specific. Like that chick in Mean Girls: "Stop trying to make 'Fetch' happen!"
 
2012-08-01 03:45:04 AM
Where is vodka?
Where is marinated herring?
 
2012-08-01 04:30:16 AM
"I knew I'd be stuck in that caravan all day cooking and cleaning while John Boy went to work on the dodgems at the gypsy fair.

You're... spending £250,000 to celebrate her marriage to a CARNIE??

/you know, circus folk
//nomads, really
///small hands
////smell like cabbage
 
2012-08-01 04:33:44 AM
Thank goodness for FB & Twitter. In the old days they would have but a bag over your head, beat the crap out of you, and then left you to die in your own pool of blood. Now technology allows people to release that rage from the comfort of their trailer couch.
 
Skr
2012-08-01 04:36:06 AM
The bottom picture is really fine. Has a bit of that down to earth Girl from the Caravan Next Door appeal.
The top one looks horrible in my opinion due to her makeup- especially her eye lashes.

So even if subby was joking, I give my-
static.railbirds.com


It is The Sun though.

On a side note, as a former Irish gypsy, I wonder if she has a good dag.
 
2012-08-01 04:52:03 AM

eraser8: She doesn't look quite human.

She's got a mannequin-esque quality about her. There's the lifeless expression and the hair that looks like it was taped on.


farm7.staticflickr.com
 
2012-08-01 04:52:11 AM
FTFA: "I've only been modelling a few weeks but I've had hundreds of death threats and vile messages."

Most of them presumably regarding her face, from people who clicked?
 
2012-08-01 04:53:48 AM
The gypsies are filthy people! (spits) And we shall speak of them no more.
 
2012-08-01 04:55:13 AM

Oznog: "I knew I'd be stuck in that caravan all day cooking and cleaning while John Boy went to work on the dodgems at the gypsy fair.

You're... spending £250,000 to celebrate her marriage to a CARNIE??

/you know, circus folk
//nomads, really
///small hands
////smell like cabbage


Yea...

Sarah was raised by her strict father and her mum, second and third generation Irish gypsies, in a trailer on a traveller site in Donegal, Ireland, where they lived with her grandparents, aunts and uncles.

I'm gonna go ahead and call BS on anyone involved having that kind of money for a wedding, or anything else for that matter.
 
2012-08-01 04:59:11 AM

Winning: She doesn't look that bad in the bottom pick...

I'm measuring my dry spell in years, I can't afford to be picky.


To give subby credit, she's a lot better looking than the usual "Smoking hot" fark headline trap

Usually it's

img515.imageshack.us

in this case, she's not smoking hot but I wouldn't be averse to putting my penis inside her.

I guess what I'm saying is I'd hit it.
 
2012-08-01 05:00:49 AM

sonnyboy11: Oznog: "I knew I'd be stuck in that caravan all day cooking and cleaning while John Boy went to work on the dodgems at the gypsy fair.

You're... spending £250,000 to celebrate her marriage to a CARNIE??

/you know, circus folk
//nomads, really
///small hands
////smell like cabbage

Yea...

Sarah was raised by her strict father and her mum, second and third generation Irish gypsies, in a trailer on a traveller site in Donegal, Ireland, where they lived with her grandparents, aunts and uncles.

I'm gonna go ahead and call BS on anyone involved having that kind of money for a wedding, or anything else for that matter.


You might want to download a programme called "my big fat gypsy wedding"
 
2012-08-01 05:00:57 AM

sonnyboy11: Sarah was raised by her strict father and her mum, second and third generation Irish gypsies, in a trailer on a traveller site in Donegal, Ireland, where they lived with her grandparents, aunts and uncles.

I'm gonna go ahead and call BS on anyone involved having that kind of money for a wedding, or anything else for that matter.


It was probably mostly stolen and conned out of marks. Gypsies don't have their reputation for nothing. Hell, just watch any of the crooked pedobears running around either of the mind-flaying TV shows, you'll see.
 
2012-08-01 05:04:36 AM

eraser8: She doesn't look quite human.

She's got a mannequin-esque quality about her. There's the lifeless expression and the hair that looks like it was taped on.


That's photoshop for you.

Without it, she's probably just as British pretty as the rest of the Sun's parade.
 
2012-08-01 05:05:36 AM
It's just not in the cards...
 
2012-08-01 05:05:39 AM
Based on how she looked in the pic when she was younger, I'd bet dollars to doughnuts that she's one of those gals who is more attractive when she doesn't paint herself up like a a harlot at a Ronald McDonald convention.

/on par with the "tan yourself until you're dark orange and bleach your hair until it's the color of the sun" girls
//some people are meant to stay fairer-skinned
 
2012-08-01 05:07:21 AM
And let's be honest, if she weren't from across the pond her smile wouldn't look like the ruins of Hadrian's Wall before renovation.
 
2012-08-01 05:13:22 AM
If she wants to be a model she will

A, need some work done

and

B, have to learn to open her eyes.
 
2012-08-01 05:18:03 AM
I assume people are responding so negatively as they were expecting pre-Paul WS Anderson-knocking-up Mila Jovovich to be featured in this story, not a somewhat plain but not completely unattractive (physically) woman. Admit it, if you met her and she was an awesome lady as a person you might lower some of your Studman-like "standards", assuming you didn't have another woman you were already involved with.

/waits for the virgins who demand Victoria Secret models to collect their V-cards
 
2012-08-01 05:18:57 AM

TommyymmoT: She looks like a tranny.


Better quality than a few of the ones I've seen online
/outside of the Thai ones of course
 
2012-08-01 05:22:18 AM
What exactly is a "glamour" model? Those clothes and shoes say cheesy more than glamour. Thick features too. I like my runway models to be 16 years old with no boobs.... a boyish figure, really. And pale pale skin.
 
2012-08-01 05:28:19 AM
Ok, these Sun articles are like the Onion, without the satire, right?


Stock photos + fiction
 
2012-08-01 05:31:56 AM
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-01 05:33:07 AM

TommyymmoT: She looks like a tranny.


ya that first pic looks like a tranny pic.
 
2012-08-01 05:34:30 AM
she has a body made for porn. given the chance i'd gladly show her why nice young girls are repulsed by fat old men.
 
2012-08-01 05:34:46 AM
That's it Subby, never clicking on a headline with the phrase "smoking hot" ever again. You've got me for the last time!
 
2012-08-01 05:35:49 AM
sorry. that's 'why fat old men repulse nice young girls'

/coffee, please
 
2012-08-01 05:37:14 AM
I think you said "18" when you meant to say "35", The Sun.
 
2012-08-01 05:37:45 AM
Good grief people, when I seen a FARK headline that says 'Smoking Hot' I fully expect to see either "Smoking Hot" or "Oh My God, My Eyes, Kill It With Fire!" not just meh, or mildly attractive.

Get it together subby.
 
2012-08-01 05:44:25 AM
Fackin' Pikeys...



/dja like dags?
 
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