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2012-08-01 12:30:51 AM
9 votes:
All you have to do is be really nice to officers, respectful, and cop to the little stuff you know you done wrong and most of the time you'll get leniency. A cop tells you your kid can't draw on the rocks at a landmark, you don't tell him to go take a flying fark at a rolling donut and expect to get away scot free. You be respectful to him and mortified on behalf of your kids and pull the kid off the rocks and explain "We can't draw on these rocks, kiddo." and offer to wash it off or whatever. 99 percent of the time, that's the end of it.

Meanwhile, if you get hostile and use offensive language and you'll see just how many bullshiat laws there are on the books when you get you ass hauled in. It doesn't take much to go from citizen to perp when "Disorderly Conduct" is on the books. Even if your lawyer gets it tossed out, you still have to deal with that kind of thing. It's expensive. "Speak softly and carry a big stick." requires first speaking softly. Just remember this little verse:

"Kindness breeds blindness but biatches get stitches."
2012-08-01 12:13:59 AM
5 votes:
This is what happens when Republicans run every thing
2012-08-01 01:58:30 AM
3 votes:

PacManDreaming: doglover: All you have to do is be really nice to officers...

Yep, if you just keep your mouth shut and be respectful, you'll be amazed at what you can get away with. Act like a prick to a cop and they'll be more than happy to show you who can be a bigger prick.


So cops are farking assholes then.
2012-08-01 12:16:37 AM
3 votes:

cretinbob: This is what happens when Republicans run every thing


Meh. This sort of stupidity is sadly bipartisan.
2012-08-01 05:46:28 AM
2 votes:
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2012-08-01 03:38:42 AM
2 votes:

doglover: Mugato: PacManDreaming: doglover: All you have to do is be really nice to officers...

Yep, if you just keep your mouth shut and be respectful, you'll be amazed at what you can get away with. Act like a prick to a cop and they'll be more than happy to show you who can be a bigger prick.

So cops are farking assholes then.

Actually, cops are just people. If you can connect, you have 'em.

Go up to any stranger and be a total dick. See how often you get what you want. (koff koff Adam Carolla koff)

Now, try the opposite tact. Be very nice and understanding. See how often you get what you want. (koff koff Jimmy Kimmel koff)


Except when a cop gets his little feelings hurt, people get tazed, shot, and/or go to jail. It's not the same as being rude to a waiter.
2012-08-01 08:46:32 AM
1 votes:
We took our girls to a laundromat and to keep the girls entertained we brought a bucket of chalk with us. After awhile the owner came out and thanked the girls for making her sidewalk beautiful and eventually even supplied chalk for other kids to have something to do because everyone knows how much fun kids have at places like that.
2012-08-01 08:01:43 AM
1 votes:
fark that. Cops are just assholes regardless. Even if you're angry, you do NOT deserve to be arrested, cited or charged. There is no law against being angry or showing it.

If you can't deal with a reasonably angry person, you shouldn't be a cop. And cops should be punished for arresting otherwise orderly citizens for the crime of "being mad" or even cursing. I find it despicable and disheartening that so many of you think it's perfectly ok for cops to be so overzealous.

Authority should never be respected just for authority's sake. Abuse of authority should never be accepted or respected.
2012-08-01 07:42:51 AM
1 votes:

guises: The mother told her kid to deface a bunch of rocks in a nature conservancy, then swore at the police officer when he told her to stop. Why is it that all I'm seeing are "fark the pigs" comments?


That didn't happen. Go back to bed. Come back when you can comment without making shiat up.
2012-08-01 07:33:22 AM
1 votes:
"...the officer who reprimanded her back in March says she responded with an attitude and curse words."

I hope some of those words were "Fark you, you fascist coont, go jam a nozzle into your mongoloid arse and irrigate your shiat-filled brain."
2012-08-01 07:11:29 AM
1 votes:
However, in court, the officer who reprimanded her back in March says she responded with an attitude and curse words.

That's known as free speech in this country, pig.

"A couple of weeks ago, I was covering over pornographic drawings done in chalk. It doesn't matter what the medium is. It's offensive."

They were "covering over" chalk? Is everyone in this town retarded?
2012-08-01 06:39:18 AM
1 votes:
I'm a straight-laced, teetotaler, meek, law-abiding, conservative guy. In my limited experience with police officers, I've found that if you will be respectful, calm, and reasonable, they will in turn still be total dicks,
2012-08-01 05:13:40 AM
1 votes:

Gyrfalcon: Unfortunately, we as a society have gotten to where "Yes, sir," and "no ma'am" are just never to be said, if "F*ck you cocksucker" could be used instead. Regardless of which side of the badge you are on.


I don't want to open a can of worm here, but even as a nonreligious person I think the shaming mechanisms inherent in widespread religious adherence had some beneficial effects. One of them was politeness. As we deconstruct our religious heritage, we may be throwing the baby out with the bathwater, so to speak.
2012-08-01 04:51:23 AM
1 votes:

Mugato: PacManDreaming: doglover: All you have to do is be really nice to officers...

Yep, if you just keep your mouth shut and be respectful, you'll be amazed at what you can get away with. Act like a prick to a cop and they'll be more than happy to show you who can be a bigger prick.

So cops are farking assholes then.


They had a saying in the Gulag, which is appropriate here: "If they're not f*cking you, don't like down and ask for it."

Yes, cops are assholes; but that doesn't mean you need to get into a pissing match with one to see who will win. Protip: It will ALWAYS be the one with the gun, badge, and six other cops on speeddial.
2012-08-01 04:29:07 AM
1 votes:

doglover: All you have to do is be really nice to officers, respectful, and cop to the little stuff you know you done wrong and most of the time you'll get leniency.


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Yes sir, I now realize that I should have promptly picked up that can. I'm sorry for troubling you, officer.
2012-08-01 04:26:11 AM
1 votes:
FTA - "Back in 2010, court documents show the same officer issued Mortensen a summons for destruction of property on Belle Isle."

Anybody else notice this?

Not a cop apologists... but this chick sounds like an entitled asshat.
2012-08-01 04:26:02 AM
1 votes:

puffy999: doglover: Go up to any stranger and be a total dick. See how often you get what you want.

Well, according to some people, it's perfectly acceptable for a cop to do that.


What I cannot fathom is the people who will look you in the eye and tell you that a cop deserves more respect than any other citizen. They do not. They are citizens and not above you or me in any way. They may have authority to detain or conduct other activities, but they have no right to expect any bowing and scraping than the guy who brought me my chicken sandwich at the drivethrough for lunch today. I will be equally polite to both.

The reason police are out of control in this country is that too many cowards put them on pedestals. Maybe its to make it easier to fellate them.
2012-08-01 04:19:16 AM
1 votes:
"It is all the same thing," said James River Park Systems Park Manager, Ralph White. "A couple of weeks ago, I was covering over pornographic drawings done in chalk. It doesn't matter what the medium is. It's offensive."


By "covering over" you mean spraying with a hose, you imbecilic doucebag?
2012-08-01 04:08:32 AM
1 votes:

"Mortensen has since then apologized. She's agreed to complete 50 hours of community service through the James River Park System.

Mortensen will have to paint about 200 boundary posts west and east of the Boulevard Bridge. Before she even starts, she'll have to scrape off the old paint and remove surrounding weeds. "


All for a chalk drawing, which the James River Park Systems Park Manager tries to equate with pornography by his example. No sense of proportion. It wasn't like the kid was scribbling everywhere with a permanent marker.

2012-08-01 04:05:15 AM
1 votes:
Look, people, we're talking about a city park, here, not some place to play.
2012-08-01 04:00:00 AM
1 votes:

ecmoRandomNumbers: doglover: Mugato: PacManDreaming: doglover: All you have to do is be really nice to officers...

Yep, if you just keep your mouth shut and be respectful, you'll be amazed at what you can get away with. Act like a prick to a cop and they'll be more than happy to show you who can be a bigger prick.

So cops are farking assholes then.

Actually, cops are just people. If you can connect, you have 'em.

Go up to any stranger and be a total dick. See how often you get what you want. (koff koff Adam Carolla koff)

Now, try the opposite tact. Be very nice and understanding. See how often you get what you want. (koff koff Jimmy Kimmel koff)

Except when a cop gets his little feelings hurt, people get tazed, shot, and/or go to jail. It's not the same as being rude to a waiter.


Which is why it's smarter to say "Sorry sir, we didn't know." rather than "fark you, pig, I smell bacon haw haw." It always pays to be nicer to people anyway, even if you think they're assholes in private.

Besides, it's all shades of grey anyway. The cops here in China don't carry guns or tazers, and most of them look like old men wearing ill-fitting shirts, watching TV all day in their little police huts- but you fark up REAL bad, they don't take care of it- they call someone else, and then a bunch of laborers pull your ass into a van and teach you not to step out of line. THEN the police take care of you. At least in the US cops are SOMEWHAT accountable.
2012-08-01 03:58:04 AM
1 votes:

ecmoRandomNumbers: Except when a cop gets his little feelings hurt, people get tazed, shot, and/or go to jail. It's not the same as being rude to a waiter.


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2012-08-01 01:27:18 AM
1 votes:

doglover: All you have to do is be really nice to officers...


Yep, if you just keep your mouth shut and be respectful, you'll be amazed at what you can get away with. Act like a prick to a cop and they'll be more than happy to show you who can be a bigger prick.
 
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