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2012-08-01 12:13:59 AM
This is what happens when Republicans run every thing
 
2012-08-01 12:16:37 AM

cretinbob: This is what happens when Republicans run every thing


Meh. This sort of stupidity is sadly bipartisan.
 
2012-08-01 12:30:51 AM
All you have to do is be really nice to officers, respectful, and cop to the little stuff you know you done wrong and most of the time you'll get leniency. A cop tells you your kid can't draw on the rocks at a landmark, you don't tell him to go take a flying fark at a rolling donut and expect to get away scot free. You be respectful to him and mortified on behalf of your kids and pull the kid off the rocks and explain "We can't draw on these rocks, kiddo." and offer to wash it off or whatever. 99 percent of the time, that's the end of it.

Meanwhile, if you get hostile and use offensive language and you'll see just how many bullshiat laws there are on the books when you get you ass hauled in. It doesn't take much to go from citizen to perp when "Disorderly Conduct" is on the books. Even if your lawyer gets it tossed out, you still have to deal with that kind of thing. It's expensive. "Speak softly and carry a big stick." requires first speaking softly. Just remember this little verse:

"Kindness breeds blindness but biatches get stitches."
 
2012-08-01 12:35:44 AM
Exactly what Doglover said.
 
2012-08-01 01:27:18 AM

doglover: All you have to do is be really nice to officers...


Yep, if you just keep your mouth shut and be respectful, you'll be amazed at what you can get away with. Act like a prick to a cop and they'll be more than happy to show you who can be a bigger prick.
 
2012-08-01 01:58:30 AM

PacManDreaming: doglover: All you have to do is be really nice to officers...

Yep, if you just keep your mouth shut and be respectful, you'll be amazed at what you can get away with. Act like a prick to a cop and they'll be more than happy to show you who can be a bigger prick.


So cops are farking assholes then.
 
2012-08-01 02:09:51 AM
I need more details before I get outraged. Were there petroglyph in the area? What was the significance of the rocks the kid drew on? A lot of places that wouldn't matter, but some places it absolutely does.
 
2012-08-01 02:13:56 AM

Mugato: PacManDreaming: doglover: All you have to do is be really nice to officers...

Yep, if you just keep your mouth shut and be respectful, you'll be amazed at what you can get away with. Act like a prick to a cop and they'll be more than happy to show you who can be a bigger prick.

So cops are farking assholes then.


Actually, cops are just people. If you can connect, you have 'em.

Go up to any stranger and be a total dick. See how often you get what you want. (koff koff Adam Carolla koff)

Now, try the opposite tact. Be very nice and understanding. See how often you get what you want. (koff koff Jimmy Kimmel koff)
 
2012-08-01 03:38:42 AM

doglover: Mugato: PacManDreaming: doglover: All you have to do is be really nice to officers...

Yep, if you just keep your mouth shut and be respectful, you'll be amazed at what you can get away with. Act like a prick to a cop and they'll be more than happy to show you who can be a bigger prick.

So cops are farking assholes then.

Actually, cops are just people. If you can connect, you have 'em.

Go up to any stranger and be a total dick. See how often you get what you want. (koff koff Adam Carolla koff)

Now, try the opposite tact. Be very nice and understanding. See how often you get what you want. (koff koff Jimmy Kimmel koff)


Except when a cop gets his little feelings hurt, people get tazed, shot, and/or go to jail. It's not the same as being rude to a waiter.
 
2012-08-01 03:55:09 AM

ecmoRandomNumbers: doglover: Mugato: PacManDreaming: doglover: All you have to do is be really nice to officers...

Yep, if you just keep your mouth shut and be respectful, you'll be amazed at what you can get away with. Act like a prick to a cop and they'll be more than happy to show you who can be a bigger prick.

So cops are farking assholes then.

Actually, cops are just people. If you can connect, you have 'em.

Go up to any stranger and be a total dick. See how often you get what you want. (koff koff Adam Carolla koff)

Now, try the opposite tact. Be very nice and understanding. See how often you get what you want. (koff koff Jimmy Kimmel koff)

Except when a cop gets his little feelings hurt, people get tazed, shot, and/or go to jail. It's not the same as being rude to a waiter.


Not always.
 
2012-08-01 03:55:31 AM
I've gotten out of a few sticky situations just by being polite and respectful. YMMV, I suppose.
 
2012-08-01 03:55:51 AM
Oh boy is this the hourly Cop hate thread where everyone goes all internet tough guy and talk about how much they want to kill cops?
 
2012-08-01 03:57:06 AM
Should have tased them both, shot a minority, and then called it a day!
 
2012-08-01 03:58:04 AM

ecmoRandomNumbers: Except when a cop gets his little feelings hurt, people get tazed, shot, and/or go to jail. It's not the same as being rude to a waiter.


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2012-08-01 04:00:00 AM

ecmoRandomNumbers: doglover: Mugato: PacManDreaming: doglover: All you have to do is be really nice to officers...

Yep, if you just keep your mouth shut and be respectful, you'll be amazed at what you can get away with. Act like a prick to a cop and they'll be more than happy to show you who can be a bigger prick.

So cops are farking assholes then.

Actually, cops are just people. If you can connect, you have 'em.

Go up to any stranger and be a total dick. See how often you get what you want. (koff koff Adam Carolla koff)

Now, try the opposite tact. Be very nice and understanding. See how often you get what you want. (koff koff Jimmy Kimmel koff)

Except when a cop gets his little feelings hurt, people get tazed, shot, and/or go to jail. It's not the same as being rude to a waiter.


Which is why it's smarter to say "Sorry sir, we didn't know." rather than "fark you, pig, I smell bacon haw haw." It always pays to be nicer to people anyway, even if you think they're assholes in private.

Besides, it's all shades of grey anyway. The cops here in China don't carry guns or tazers, and most of them look like old men wearing ill-fitting shirts, watching TV all day in their little police huts- but you fark up REAL bad, they don't take care of it- they call someone else, and then a bunch of laborers pull your ass into a van and teach you not to step out of line. THEN the police take care of you. At least in the US cops are SOMEWHAT accountable.
 
2012-08-01 04:03:35 AM
needs a FAIR tag.

She brought the chaulk in... kids are pro
Went off on everything but the chalk.
...
volunteer (aka, community service...
....
enter your kids in an outdoor chalk festival

profit
 
2012-08-01 04:05:15 AM
Look, people, we're talking about a city park, here, not some place to play.
 
2012-08-01 04:05:21 AM

SilentStrider: cretinbob: This is what happens when Republicans run every thing

Meh. This sort of stupidity is sadly bipartisan.


so vote Republican.
 
2012-08-01 04:08:32 AM

"Mortensen has since then apologized. She's agreed to complete 50 hours of community service through the James River Park System.

Mortensen will have to paint about 200 boundary posts west and east of the Boulevard Bridge. Before she even starts, she'll have to scrape off the old paint and remove surrounding weeds. "


All for a chalk drawing, which the James River Park Systems Park Manager tries to equate with pornography by his example. No sense of proportion. It wasn't like the kid was scribbling everywhere with a permanent marker.

 
2012-08-01 04:09:58 AM
The mother told her kid to deface a bunch of rocks in a nature conservancy, then swore at the police officer when he told her to stop. Why is it that all I'm seeing are "fark the pigs" comments?

The mother made a valid point that chalk is temporary and chalk defacement shouldn't be held to the same standard as spray paint, but that doesn't make it nothing.
 
2012-08-01 04:13:44 AM
Belle Isle? You realize this is my family land. Does it please you to rip out my ancestral roots, I was born and raised in a briar patch!

farm8.staticflickr.com
 
2012-08-01 04:14:00 AM
The park ranger or whatever the fark he is, is a little douchebag and my vote is for people to take the law into their own hands, find the bastard and drag him through the streets.
 
2012-08-01 04:16:30 AM

doglover: Go up to any stranger and be a total dick. See how often you get what you want.


Well, according to some people, it's perfectly acceptable for a cop to do that.
 
2012-08-01 04:17:39 AM

JerkyMeat: The park ranger or whatever the fark he is, is a little douchebag and my vote is for people to take the law into their own hands, find the bastard and drag him through the streets.


Called it!
 
2012-08-01 04:19:16 AM
"It is all the same thing," said James River Park Systems Park Manager, Ralph White. "A couple of weeks ago, I was covering over pornographic drawings done in chalk. It doesn't matter what the medium is. It's offensive."


By "covering over" you mean spraying with a hose, you imbecilic doucebag?
 
2012-08-01 04:26:02 AM

puffy999: doglover: Go up to any stranger and be a total dick. See how often you get what you want.

Well, according to some people, it's perfectly acceptable for a cop to do that.


What I cannot fathom is the people who will look you in the eye and tell you that a cop deserves more respect than any other citizen. They do not. They are citizens and not above you or me in any way. They may have authority to detain or conduct other activities, but they have no right to expect any bowing and scraping than the guy who brought me my chicken sandwich at the drivethrough for lunch today. I will be equally polite to both.

The reason police are out of control in this country is that too many cowards put them on pedestals. Maybe its to make it easier to fellate them.
 
2012-08-01 04:26:11 AM
FTA - "Back in 2010, court documents show the same officer issued Mortensen a summons for destruction of property on Belle Isle."

Anybody else notice this?

Not a cop apologists... but this chick sounds like an entitled asshat.
 
2012-08-01 04:26:26 AM
Once again, we prove that America is a bastion of freedom and opportunity that other countries should strive to emulate.

/Virginia. Why am I not surprised.
 
2012-08-01 04:29:07 AM

doglover: All you have to do is be really nice to officers, respectful, and cop to the little stuff you know you done wrong and most of the time you'll get leniency.


ts1.mm.bing.net

Yes sir, I now realize that I should have promptly picked up that can. I'm sorry for troubling you, officer.
 
2012-08-01 04:31:32 AM
"People called 'romanes', they go... the house?"
 
2012-08-01 04:36:28 AM

Cyclometh: "It is all the same thing," said James River Park Systems Park Manager, Ralph White. "A couple of weeks ago, I was covering over pornographic drawings done in chalk. It doesn't matter what the medium is. It's offensive."


By "covering over" you mean spraying with a hose, you imbecilic doucebag?


I also noticed this. "covering over" with what? did you paint over chalk you tard?
 
2012-08-01 04:38:42 AM
The park in question's facebook page:

https://www.facebook.com/jamesriverpark
 
Skr
2012-08-01 04:40:35 AM
Well I understand it if it is a historical place in the public view. From the headline alone I had assumed the article was going to be about gestapo HOA twits nuking a lady from orbit.
 
2012-08-01 04:51:23 AM

Mugato: PacManDreaming: doglover: All you have to do is be really nice to officers...

Yep, if you just keep your mouth shut and be respectful, you'll be amazed at what you can get away with. Act like a prick to a cop and they'll be more than happy to show you who can be a bigger prick.

So cops are farking assholes then.


They had a saying in the Gulag, which is appropriate here: "If they're not f*cking you, don't like down and ask for it."

Yes, cops are assholes; but that doesn't mean you need to get into a pissing match with one to see who will win. Protip: It will ALWAYS be the one with the gun, badge, and six other cops on speeddial.
 
2012-08-01 04:53:25 AM
No Chapelle references yet?
 
2012-08-01 04:54:46 AM
sounds reasonable.
 
2012-08-01 04:54:55 AM
yourfunnystuff.com
 
2012-08-01 04:58:36 AM

ecmoRandomNumbers: doglover: Mugato: PacManDreaming: doglover: All you have to do is be really nice to officers...

Yep, if you just keep your mouth shut and be respectful, you'll be amazed at what you can get away with. Act like a prick to a cop and they'll be more than happy to show you who can be a bigger prick.

So cops are farking assholes then.

Actually, cops are just people. If you can connect, you have 'em.

Go up to any stranger and be a total dick. See how often you get what you want. (koff koff Adam Carolla koff)

Now, try the opposite tact. Be very nice and understanding. See how often you get what you want. (koff koff Jimmy Kimmel koff)

Except when a cop gets his little feelings hurt, people get tazed, shot, and/or go to jail. It's not the same as being rude to a waiter.


Be rude to a waiter, get lousy service and "extras" in your grub forever at that restaurant and lose the respect of your date? No thanks.
 
2012-08-01 04:59:22 AM

doglover: All you have to do is be really nice to officers, respectful, and cop to the little stuff you know you done wrong and most of the time you'll get leniency. A cop tells you your kid can't draw on the rocks at a landmark, you don't tell him to go take a flying fark at a rolling donut and expect to get away scot free. You be respectful to him and mortified on behalf of your kids and pull the kid off the rocks and explain "We can't draw on these rocks, kiddo." and offer to wash it off or whatever. 99 percent of the time, that's the end of it.

Meanwhile, if you get hostile and use offensive language and you'll see just how many bullshiat laws there are on the books when you get you ass hauled in. It doesn't take much to go from citizen to perp when "Disorderly Conduct" is on the books. Even if your lawyer gets it tossed out, you still have to deal with that kind of thing. It's expensive. "Speak softly and carry a big stick." requires first speaking softly. Just remember this little verse:

"Kindness breeds blindness but biatches get stitches."


If it even went down the way the cop said it did. Cops are full of shiat just as much as us little people.
 
2012-08-01 05:00:10 AM

puffy999: doglover: Go up to any stranger and be a total dick. See how often you get what you want.

Well, according to some people, it's perfectly acceptable for a cop to do that.


If the cop's a dick, he or she's baiting you. Just like not cops. They want a fight. Disarm them with kindness.
 
2012-08-01 05:06:11 AM

puffy999: doglover: Go up to any stranger and be a total dick. See how often you get what you want.

Well, according to some people, it's perfectly acceptable for a cop to do that.


And according to SOME people, it's unacceptable for ANYBODY to be a rude dick. Cop or civilian.

Unfortunately, we as a society have gotten to where "Yes, sir," and "no ma'am" are just never to be said, if "F*ck you cocksucker" could be used instead. Regardless of which side of the badge you are on.
 
2012-08-01 05:13:40 AM

Gyrfalcon: Unfortunately, we as a society have gotten to where "Yes, sir," and "no ma'am" are just never to be said, if "F*ck you cocksucker" could be used instead. Regardless of which side of the badge you are on.


I don't want to open a can of worm here, but even as a nonreligious person I think the shaming mechanisms inherent in widespread religious adherence had some beneficial effects. One of them was politeness. As we deconstruct our religious heritage, we may be throwing the baby out with the bathwater, so to speak.
 
2012-08-01 05:26:54 AM

JerkyMeat: The park ranger or whatever the fark he is, is a little douchebag and my vote is for people to take the law into their own hands, find the bastard and drag him through the streets.


word around the woods has it that Yogi Bear has prepared a very special picnic basket for Ranger Rick, if you know what i mean Boo-boo
 
2012-08-01 05:33:32 AM

Eve L. Koont: doglover: All you have to do is be really nice to officers, respectful, and cop to the little stuff you know you done wrong and most of the time you'll get leniency. A cop tells you your kid can't draw on the rocks at a landmark, you don't tell him to go take a flying fark at a rolling donut and expect to get away scot free. You be respectful to him and mortified on behalf of your kids and pull the kid off the rocks and explain "We can't draw on these rocks, kiddo." and offer to wash it off or whatever. 99 percent of the time, that's the end of it.

Meanwhile, if you get hostile and use offensive language and you'll see just how many bullshiat laws there are on the books when you get you ass hauled in. It doesn't take much to go from citizen to perp when "Disorderly Conduct" is on the books. Even if your lawyer gets it tossed out, you still have to deal with that kind of thing. It's expensive. "Speak softly and carry a big stick." requires first speaking softly. Just remember this little verse:

"Kindness breeds blindness but biatches get stitches."

If it even went down the way the cop said it did. Cops are full of shiat just as much as us little people.


Yeah. I've been wrongfully arrested by the police. I've also been rightfully pulled over after a blatant moving violation and let off. Guess which time I was beligerant and which time I was polite.

If you wanna cool your heels in a cell, by all means place tact in the backseat and show 'em your asshole face. See how far that gets you.
 
2012-08-01 05:46:28 AM
thecomicninja.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-08-01 05:57:59 AM
"A couple of weeks ago, I was covering over pornographic drawings done in chalk. It doesn't matter what the medium is. It's offensive."

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/Some cops *are* dicks, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't kiss their ass to get out of a sticky situation
//otherwise, enjoy that arrest record. I'm sure the judge will be sympathetic.
 
2012-08-01 06:15:27 AM
www.jumbojoke.com
/Oblig.
 
2012-08-01 06:20:04 AM
That'll teach the b*i*t*c*h to control her brat!
 
2012-08-01 06:35:18 AM
She kept it real.

It went bad.
 
2012-08-01 06:39:18 AM
I'm a straight-laced, teetotaler, meek, law-abiding, conservative guy. In my limited experience with police officers, I've found that if you will be respectful, calm, and reasonable, they will in turn still be total dicks,
 
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