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		Another great moment in Western Civilization: Courtney Stodden gets her own TV show (blog.seattlepi.com)		126
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Alphax		2012-08-01 05:13:31 AM

lyndsayj: ReapTheChaos: This will be a big summer for Stodden, who turns 18 next month.

WTF? She's still 17? It seems like she's been in the news for way longer than one year.

Screw Obama, I want to see HER birth certificate.

Sure thing.

August 29, guys. Be sure to mark it down on your calendars!

1994? Sure it's not 1974?

MagSeven		2012-08-01 05:16:05 AM

TwistedFark: I have no problem with this.

Hopefully she'll become a role model for another generation of over sexed bimbos.

/loves me some bimbos, sure they may only be good for one thing, but that one thing is awesome.

THIS. One day we will all be creepy old men (unless you're a farkette or already creepy/old or you're "above that sort of thing") we will need this one to coach, inspire and mentor a new generation of vapid, somewhat sexy materialists for us to be all creepy and old with.

TV's Vinnie		2012-08-01 05:26:46 AM

Cancel your cable TV bill. Simple as that.

I did. Can't believe that I didn't do it sooner.

AaronSynn		2012-08-01 06:06:26 AM

Like we all didn't know this was coming....

Could smell it a mile away....

madcan34		2012-08-01 06:31:19 AM

AaronSynn: Like we all didn't know this was coming....

Could smell it a mile away....

This - so much this

GameSprocket		2012-08-01 08:38:04 AM

AaronSynn: Like we all didn't know this was coming....

Could smell it a mile away....

Yeah, she looks like the type you could smell a mile away.

GibbyTheMole		2012-08-01 08:48:58 AM

Just watched "God Bless America" last night so I'm getting a kick....

Pants full of macaroni!!		2012-08-01 09:01:34 AM

Mugato		2012-08-01 09:10:57 AM

DeltaPunch: Yeah, 40 is much more like it. Here's what she was like before:

And now she's 18?!?!

daaamn, I wonder if she wishes she could go back in time and start over.

Holy shiat, she drank from the wrong grail.

ltdanman44		2012-08-01 09:12:08 AM

Percy Wetmore do a dance. Listen to him squishing in his pants

www.celebitchy.com

PsyLord		2012-08-01 09:32:32 AM

Another step closer to this:

assets.ilounge.com

/I hate Hollywood

Krowdaddy Chixdiggit		2012-08-01 09:32:41 AM

I can't believe it (wipes tear from eye), what a great day and age to be alive and in America......

retarded		2012-08-01 09:42:14 AM

I would so hit that.

Abe Vigoda's Ghost		2012-08-01 10:01:27 AM

Wendy's Chili		2012-08-01 10:02:05 AM

I hate her! I hate her so much!

It's not because she's young, skinny, and has an epic rack. No. It's because... she made goofy faces on the Dr. Drew show!

Yeah, that's it! I'm not jealous at all! No jealousy here. No, I hate this seventeen-year-old girl because she's responsible for everything that's wrong in the world, not because I'm a hideous, miserable, celebrity-obsessed land whale who hates everyone TMZ and the Daily Mail tell me to hate. Nope, my anger is perfectly rational.

Abe Vigoda's Ghost		2012-08-01 10:05:18 AM

That's a rough 17 years. She looks better without make-up. Still rough.

Abe Vigoda's Ghost		2012-08-01 10:07:56 AM

I also see porn in her future. Probably not hard core, but porn to be sure.

Mad_Radhu		2012-08-01 10:08:36 AM

wemedge: She'll be naked sex tape or naked Playboy or naked Cinemax movie by this time next year

What's the point if her getting naked? It's be more erotic to look at a Real Doll.

karnal		2012-08-01 10:10:33 AM

I saw her earlier this year at our county fair - she hosted a Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest. She was very professional.

soupafi		2012-08-01 10:15:14 AM

Maybe John coffey will come and take it back. Take it all back

malaktaus		2012-08-01 10:15:50 AM

Tickle Mittens: And Ines Sainz doesn't have her own show to showcase her ample charms and provide wacky fish out of water hijinx? Once again, I'm left to question, "Why are we not allowed to kill television executives?"

If they had a show where they just followed Ines Sainz around for half an hour with a camera pointed at dat ass for the entire time, I would watch it. Furthermore, it would be more intellectually and morally defensible than anything involving Courtney Stodden.

Keyser_Soze_Death		2012-08-01 10:16:31 AM

And when he had opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see.

Abe Vigoda's Ghost		2012-08-01 10:21:29 AM

ReapTheChaos: This will be a big summer for Stodden, who turns 18 next month.

WTF? She's still 17? It seems like she's been in the news for way longer than one year.

Screw Obama, I want to see HER birth certificate.

Wanting her to prove a live birth?

iron_city_ap		2012-08-01 10:26:49 AM

Please be the new crocodile hunter...clicks link....DAMNIT

malaktaus		2012-08-01 10:30:29 AM

Keyser_Soze_Death: And when he had opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see.

Kinda related, I guess. Pretty awesome song too, but then again I'm the kind of person who likes to listen to obscure early '70s Greek progressive rock bands, YMMV. When the lead guitar kicks in about 3 minutes in it rocks my face off, I don't care who you are.

/need more coffee

bambi121899		2012-08-01 10:30:47 AM

My DirecTV contract can't expire soon enough. Cripes...

browntimmy		2012-08-01 10:31:02 AM

Wendy's Chili: I hate her! I hate her so much!

It's not because she's young, skinny, and has an epic rack. No. It's because... she made goofy faces on the Dr. Drew show!

Yeah, that's it! I'm not jealous at all! No jealousy here. No, I hate this seventeen-year-old girl because she's responsible for everything that's wrong in the world, not because I'm a hideous, miserable, celebrity-obsessed land whale who hates everyone TMZ and the Daily Mail tell me to hate. Nope, my anger is perfectly rational.

Yes, we all know that secretly it's every 16 year old girl's dream to marry a creepy looking 50 year old washed up actor. So jealous!

PsyLord		2012-08-01 10:31:34 AM

xtalman		2012-08-01 10:34:53 AM

karnal: I saw her earlier this year at our county fair - she hosted a Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest. She was very professional.

I see what you did there.

karnal		2012-08-01 10:36:21 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost

I also see porn in her future. Probably not hard core, but porn to be sure.

Everyone knows if it is not hard core - it's not porn.

groppet		2012-08-01 10:40:20 AM

Well if we are lucky nobody will pick it up to broadcast and she will go off to doing low rent porn like she should.

ColSanders		2012-08-01 10:41:26 AM

Done in one.

idontwanttoliveonthisplanetanymore.jpg

Psycoholic_Slag		2012-08-01 10:45:05 AM

I blame this all on Pamela Anderson who without any talent, early on sought out celebrities to latch on to and then sucked, f*cked, fake-tittied, and AW'd her way to stardom and set the stage for skanks like Paris Hilton and KK. This white trash trollop's mother has been paying close attention and taking serious notes. "Stolen" sex tape is the next move. It's standard AW operations.

PoochUMD		2012-08-01 10:48:18 AM

natmar_76		2012-08-01 10:51:34 AM

You get a show, and you, and you, and you...

EdenLiesObscured		2012-08-01 10:57:23 AM

Among the many things that frighten and confuse me about her, if she really is 18 now, how are most of the previous photos of her not considered child pr0n? Because they most definitely are of a sexual and prurient nature.....

bikerific		2012-08-01 11:01:09 AM

brap: I can't remember who this is. So many reality shows, so little television.

I just got cable again after about 4 years without, and the difference is stunning. It's all crappy reality shows.

ZeroCorpse		2012-08-01 11:11:22 AM

Prediction: By 21 she will be dead, having been brutally murdered by her husband in a fit of jealousy when she is caught running away to someone slightly more famous, like Pauly Shore or Corey Feldman.

kroonermanblack		2012-08-01 11:26:18 AM

jaylectricity: minoridiot: Between this, the Karrashians, and Honey Child Boo Boo, I think I'm going to give up TV.

Apparently you believe that TV only exists within MTV, VH-1, and E! See that thing in front of you on the coffee table? You know, the one with all the buttons, possibly a larger red button near the top? Try pushing a few of the buttons and take a gander at the rest of the spectrum.

It doesn't hurt...try it.

I don't know what the hell you do at home, but in my house we do NOT leave the anal vibraplunger 7000 on the coffee table and certainly do not randomly push buttons on it, a wrong setting could seriously injure someone.

bluorangefyre		2012-08-01 11:33:19 AM

...the bloody fark? This girl is 17????? From what I gather from the comments, she is no more of an attention whore than, say, your average contestant on Teen Mom.

/and this is why I'm GLAD I don't have cable
//but shiat, the Intarwebs are getting just as bad

pion		2012-08-01 11:40:45 AM

PsyLord: Another step closer to this:

[assets.ilounge.com image 590x318]

/I hate Hollywood

Sorry to bust your bubble, mate, but wasn't that basically Jackass?

bel4sucks		2012-08-01 11:44:13 AM

Ambivalence: Lsherm: FOR F**K'S SAKE AMERICA!

Farking hell people, what in the HELL is the matter with this country??!!!

That's easy, it's people like you.

Inaditch		2012-08-01 11:51:21 AM

Miss Stein: Inaditch: TheJoe03: Uh, who the fark is this person? What is Ocean Shores?

Ocean Shores is a cool little town that is, believe it or not, on the shores of the ocean here in WA.

Damn, just when I'd stopped referring to Ocean Shores as "Open Sores", along comes Courtney Stodden.

Open Sores. Haven't heard that one. At least we have one more reason to feel proud of our state.

Surool		2012-08-01 11:53:26 AM

It's only a problem if you watch it.

drumfreek		2012-08-01 11:54:13 AM

This is how I feel now!

thethoughtexperiment.files.wordpress.com

FormlessOne		2012-08-01 11:55:01 AM

Lsherm: FOR F**K'S SAKE AMERICA!

towatchoverme		2012-08-01 11:56:22 AM

Surool: It's only a problem if you watch it.

Actually, NO.

It's a problem if ANYONE watches it. Because then we'll get more bad TV, and less good TV.

Surool		2012-08-01 11:59:40 AM

towatchoverme: Surool: It's only a problem if you watch it.

Actually, NO.

It's a problem if ANYONE watches it. Because then we'll get more bad TV, and less good TV.

Wait, you still think there's a chance of TV ever getting better again?

weknowmemes.com

towatchoverme		2012-08-01 12:26:04 PM

Surool: towatchoverme: Surool: It's only a problem if you watch it.

Actually, NO.

It's a problem if ANYONE watches it. Because then we'll get more bad TV, and less good TV.

Wait, you still think there's a chance of TV ever getting better again?

[weknowmemes.com image 479x356]

Let's all play "spot the hilarious irony" with your chosen meme, shall we?

TheLopper		2012-08-01 12:29:06 PM

I'm actually pretty excited about all of this. It means I'm next on the list for "talentless nobody who gets their own tv show."

Tune in next week when I play in a co-ed 12" softball league and then go drink beer.

/not totally talentless. I hit a homer last week.
//and can crab walk really fast

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