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(SeattlePI)   Another great moment in Western Civilization: Courtney Stodden gets her own TV show   (blog.seattlepi.com) divider line 126
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2012-07-31 08:25:29 PM  
FOR F**K'S SAKE AMERICA!
 
2012-07-31 08:33:03 PM  
So does this mean she's divorcing Percy, or is he in on the contract too?
 
2012-07-31 08:33:47 PM  
Between this, the Karrashians, and Honey Child Boo Boo, I think I'm going to give up TV.
 
2012-07-31 08:46:05 PM  

Lsherm: FOR F**K'S SAKE AMERICA!


Farking hell people, what in the HELL is the matter with this country??!!!
 
2012-07-31 08:46:56 PM  
This will be a big summer for Stodden, who turns 18 next month.

Finally, she can get into the movies she is destined for..

/San Fernando, baby!
//here she comes!
 
2012-07-31 08:53:17 PM  
Sadly, this is not surprising.
 
2012-07-31 08:55:32 PM  
I can't remember who this is. So many reality shows, so little television.
 
2012-07-31 09:06:49 PM  
Let's hope no network picks the show up after filming.
 
2012-07-31 09:10:49 PM  
Who is this? i don't even
 
2012-07-31 09:14:46 PM  
Who?
 
2012-07-31 09:22:31 PM  

Godscrack: Who is this? i don't even


SilentStrider: Who?


Don't try to be coy, we know she's on your fapping rolodex.
 
2012-07-31 09:31:53 PM  

AbbeySomeone: Godscrack: Who is this? i don't even

SilentStrider: Who?

Don't try to be coy, we know she's on your fapping rolodex.


*flips through rolodex...*

nope, not there.


Also, I'll be in my bunk.
 
2012-07-31 09:35:27 PM  
So? Lots of 45 year old women get reality shows.
 
2012-07-31 09:38:01 PM  

minoridiot: Between this, the Karrashians, and Honey Child Boo Boo, I think I'm going to give up TV.


images2.wikia.nocookie.net

/hotlinked
//and not amused
 
2012-07-31 09:38:18 PM  
Was she on that 'Friends' television show?
 
2012-07-31 09:56:59 PM  
No freaking clue who this person is, going to check now why she is so "important"......

alright read the linked article and still completely clueless. It told me she is 18 and married to "D-list actor Doug Hutchison".No clue who that is either. Very well, carry on with the comments expounding on the sad of current television and and how pointless and mind numbingly idiotic "reality television" is.

Nothing to see here, these are not the droids you are looking for............
 
2012-07-31 10:16:45 PM  
Is she that airhead blond bombshell with the great body yet unfortunately with fake tits, who's only 17 but looks like a 30 yr old that was rode hard and put away wet, and possibly married to an older douchebag?

I don't know for certain, but that's my triangulation based on the other comments in this thread.
 
2012-07-31 10:17:00 PM  

minoridiot: Between this, the Karrashians, and Honey Child Boo Boo, I think I'm going to give up TV.


Apparently you believe that TV only exists within MTV, VH-1, and E! See that thing in front of you on the coffee table? You know, the one with all the buttons, possibly a larger red button near the top? Try pushing a few of the buttons and take a gander at the rest of the spectrum.

It doesn't hurt...try it.
 
2012-07-31 10:18:28 PM  
 
2012-07-31 10:32:01 PM  
So we're in the check out line at Walmart and the wife remarks that there are only two Soap Digest type magazines now that most of them have shut down. She goes on to say "Who needs soaps with reality television?"

So there's your problem: nobody's creative enough to make this shiat up.
 
2012-07-31 10:37:12 PM  

DeltaPunch: Is she that airhead blond bombshell with the great body yet unfortunately with fake tits, who's only 17 but looks like a 3040 yr old that was rode hard and put away wet, and possibly married to an older douchebag?

I don't know for certain, but that's my triangulation based on the other comments in this thread.


yea that's her.
 
2012-07-31 10:56:27 PM  

sno man: DeltaPunch: Is she that airhead blond bombshell with the great body yet unfortunately with fake tits, who's only 17 but looks like a 3040 yr old that was rode hard and put away wet, and possibly married to an older douchebag?

I don't know for certain, but that's my triangulation based on the other comments in this thread.

yea that's her.


Yeah, 40 is much more like it. Here's what she was like before:
static.globalgrind.com

And now she's 18?!?!
globalgrind.com

daaamn, I wonder if she wishes she could go back in time and start over.
 
2012-08-01 12:18:57 AM  
And Ines Sainz doesn't have her own show to showcase her ample charms and provide wacky fish out of water hijinx? Once again, I'm left to question, "Why are we not allowed to kill television executives?"
 
2012-08-01 12:43:41 AM  
Another six figure job in American?
 
2012-08-01 12:44:31 AM  
Her getting a show was a condition in my living will. I'll be in my coffin.
 
2012-08-01 12:44:44 AM  
The Daily Fail has at least one story about her on the right of every page at all times. She's only second to the Kardashians who reserve about 5 slots at all times.
I think they deserve royalties for this.

DeltaPunch
Yeah, 40 is much more like it. Here's what she was like before

That's a real shame. She was really pretty.
Prometheus would look upon her and question the building material.
 
2012-08-01 12:53:07 AM  
ARMAGEDDON HAS BEGUN IN EARNEST!
 
2012-08-01 12:57:18 AM  
She'll be naked sex tape or naked Playboy or naked Cinemax movie by this time next year
 
2012-08-01 12:58:39 AM  
Between this, the Karrashians, and Honey Child Boo Boo, I think I'm going to give up TV.

One step ahead of you buddy.

Seriously- I love my country. I know we have it good. I'm no commie pinko, but... if the current state of television is any indication, I may have to rethink my dedication.

Farking hell people- WHAT THE FARK IS WRONG WITH YOU THAT THIS ENTERTAINS YOU?!?!1
 
2012-08-01 01:04:40 AM  

DeltaPunch: sno man: DeltaPunch: Is she that airhead blond bombshell with the great body yet unfortunately with fake tits, who's only 17 but looks like a 3040 yr old that was rode hard and put away wet, and possibly married to an older douchebag?

I don't know for certain, but that's my triangulation based on the other comments in this thread.

yea that's her.

Yeah, 40 is much more like it. Here's what she was like before:
[static.globalgrind.com image 450x675]


And now she's 18?!?!
[globalgrind.com image 634x351]

daaamn, I wonder if she wishes she could go back in time and start over.


She looks so fresh and so clean in the first picture... which I guess makes her ordinary. She look like the girl next door, and nobody wants to be the girl next door. Girl next door is ordinary, not exotic. Dime a dozen. Easy to overlook.

She'd have to have something really special happening upstairs to differentiate her from all the other girls next door... and apparently, she doesn't. Or doesn't think she does.

Thus, the overmade up chick with the fake titties is born. And she gets exactly what she wants. She's stood out.
 
2012-08-01 01:07:37 AM  
So she'll be paid to lie about her age on TV. Anything to avoid a real job.
 
2012-08-01 01:12:56 AM  
www.gozejitsu.com
Plastic surgerys bad m'kay?
 
2012-08-01 01:19:42 AM  
Does anybody think that this show will ever actually air? There are a lot of "famous" people shooting reality shows, but none of them ever air. Just because somebody saves up enough money to rent a couple of cameras and pay a couple of people to film them, or get somebody to put up the production cost, doesn't mean a production company is going to buy their show. Let me put it this way, the "Leave Brittany Alone" guy had a reality show filmed. The only place it ever gets played is on his own T.V.
 
2012-08-01 01:29:41 AM  

DeltaPunch: sno man: DeltaPunch: Is she that airhead blond bombshell with the great body yet unfortunately with fake tits, who's only 17 but looks like a 3040 yr old that was rode hard and put away wet, and possibly married to an older douchebag?

I don't know for certain, but that's my triangulation based on the other comments in this thread.

yea that's her.

Yeah, 40 is much more like it. Here's what she was like before:
[static.globalgrind.com image 450x675]

And now she's 18?!?!
[globalgrind.com image 634x351]

daaamn, I wonder if she wishes she could go back in time and start over.


Washing her face would be a good start.
 
2012-08-01 01:35:24 AM  
This will be a big summer for Stodden, who turns 18 next month.

WTF? She's still 17? It seems like she's been in the news for way longer than one year.

Screw Obama, I want to see HER birth certificate.
 
2012-08-01 01:43:19 AM  
I can't help it ... the girl fascinates me. Rather, not the girl herself, but the entire concept of her. She's not very bright, she has no discernable talent of any sort (can't sing, can't dance, can't act), she has a voice like nails on chalkboard, and while she has a pretty good figure and a fairly pretty face, neither is good enough for modeling. And yet, she's managed to put herself in the public eye and achieve a fair amount of notoriety through sheer persistence and will.

Mock her, dismiss her ... she's not going anywhere until she gets her reality show, or whatever it is she's aiming at. She's Kim Kardashian without the rich parents and Hollywood connections to aid and abet her. She has no money other than what her parents and perv husband give her, and no connections to the entertainment industry other than her husband, a D-lister at best. But she's featured on all the major gossip sites, and she has a pretty big Twitter following, and her photo gets published in international newspapers and magazines. And all without a hit single, or a reality show, or a movie gig.

I have no doubt that her sex tape will "leak" within a few months of her turning 18 next month -- followed by claims that the thing was stolen from her home. And then there'll be a coy little "Was she underage when she made the tape?" thing in the papers that'll play for a year at least. She's blazed a trail for impecunious famewhores everywhere. I just wonder how long this adventure of hers will last ... and who'll be the next famewhore to come along.
 
2012-08-01 01:45:57 AM  
She'll be the stand in for Trig Palin on Bristol Palin's show.
 
2012-08-01 01:57:51 AM  
Will this shiat end someday? I keep thinking that this stuff will run its course eventually, but it keeps propagating itself somehow.
 
2012-08-01 02:20:29 AM  
I have no problem with this.

Hopefully she'll become a role model for another generation of over sexed bimbos.

/loves me some bimbos, sure they may only be good for one thing, but that one thing is awesome.
 
2012-08-01 02:41:58 AM  

minoridiot: Between this, the Karrashians, and Honey Child Boo Boo, I think I'm going to give up TV.


This x infinity. How do the worst people in the country keep getting their own tv shows??
 
2012-08-01 02:46:45 AM  
Uh, who the fark is this person? What is Ocean Shores?
 
2012-08-01 02:51:00 AM  

ReapTheChaos: This will be a big summer for Stodden, who turns 18 next month.

WTF? She's still 17? It seems like she's been in the news for way longer than one year.

Screw Obama, I want to see HER birth certificate.


This guy, this guy gets it.
 
2012-08-01 02:53:45 AM  

I should be in the kitchen: minoridiot: Between this, the Karrashians, and Honey Child Boo Boo, I think I'm going to give up TV.

This x infinity. How do the worst people in the country keep getting their own tv shows??


I dunno, I think the worst people are in the political ads between shows right now. 'He's not a reliable conservative, *I* am. I'll force the government to default!'
 
2012-08-01 02:55:11 AM  

TheJoe03: Uh, who the fark is this person? What is Ocean Shores?


Ocean Shores is a cool little town that is, believe it or not, on the shores of the ocean here in WA.

Is it bad that I kinda want to fark this girl? After she's 18, of course.
 
2012-08-01 03:08:00 AM  

minoridiot: Between this, the Karrashians, and Honey Child Boo Boo, I think I'm going to give up TV.


So was there a thread about the Honey Boom Boom creature's show? I can't seem to find one.
 
2012-08-01 03:08:34 AM  

Inaditch: TheJoe03: Uh, who the fark is this person? What is Ocean Shores?

Ocean Shores is a cool little town that is, believe it or not, on the shores of the ocean here in WA.


Damn, just when I'd stopped referring to Ocean Shores as "Open Sores", along comes Courtney Stodden.
 
2012-08-01 03:17:54 AM  
Instant Emmy now in the works.
 
2012-08-01 03:25:19 AM  

la_cyberchicana: I can't help it ... the girl fascinates me...


Huh, that's pretty interesting. She does indeed pursue mediocrity with gusto.
I guess we still have to wait and see how her life pans out.
 
2012-08-01 03:52:54 AM  

minoridiot: Between this, the Karrashians, and Honey Child Boo Boo, I think I'm going to give up TV.


I had to choose between Internet and Cable. I chose Internet. I don't miss TV at all. And I'm not one of those too cool for TV guys. I would have gotten it if I had the money. That said, if I do have the money soon, I'm pretty sure I won't get it. I haven't wasted a night in front of the TV in years and I'd rather spend that money on attractive women. The return is much greater..

/I've wasted nights in front of the computer, sure, but that educational
//semi-educational
 
2012-08-01 05:05:38 AM  

ReapTheChaos: This will be a big summer for Stodden, who turns 18 next month.

WTF? She's still 17? It seems like she's been in the news for way longer than one year.

Screw Obama, I want to see HER birth certificate.


Sure thing.

August 29, guys. Be sure to mark it down on your calendars!
 
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