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(WTSP)   Homeless people need somewhere to have sex too, but near a children's playground probably isn't the best place   (sarasota.wtsp.com) divider line 58
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2012-07-31 08:34:04 PM
You know, that has to be the worst part of being homeless. When you finally find someone who wants to bang your pathetic ass, you don't have anywhere to do it.

They look like a fun couple.
 
2012-07-31 09:41:31 PM
So what you're saying is that a homeless guy, smelling of booze and rot and stink and God knows what else, gets more trim than your average Farker? Methinks some of you need to get out of your mother's basement and live on the street for a bit, you might have a chance.
 
2012-07-31 10:17:16 PM
My first thought..I'm so glad I was not there to smell that!
 
2012-07-31 10:19:20 PM
This brings back an uncomfortable image from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
 
2012-07-31 10:20:12 PM
Hey, at least it's not someone farking a dead dog.
 
2012-07-31 10:21:08 PM

Surool: This brings back an uncomfortable image from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.


Just eat some more rum ham. You'll forget about it.
 
2012-07-31 10:22:23 PM
Then what the hell are all those swings for?
 
2012-07-31 10:23:18 PM
Shoot 'em with a water hose or throw a handful of pebbles at them. That works whenever I see stray cats and dogs in the act.
 
2012-07-31 10:23:34 PM

Adolf Oliver Nipples: So what you're saying is that a homeless guy, smelling of booze and rot and stink and God knows what else, gets more trim than your average Farker? Methinks some of you need to get out of your mother's basement and live on the street for a bit, you might have a chance.


What makes you think she smelled any better?
 
2012-07-31 10:24:03 PM
This really isn't a big problem.

1. People have sex at or near playground
2. Parents don't let their children play at the playground
3. Kids who aren't at the playground can't see anything fun
4. People have sex at or near playground

Repeat as needed.

/Add 5 and 6 if you can figure out the ???? and profit.
//You don't let them play near strip clubs do you?
 
2012-07-31 10:24:23 PM
"Do the HumptyVagrant Hump! Do the Vagrant Hump!"
 
2012-07-31 10:25:18 PM
Well if there was a sign for that I would have known. What am I, a mind reader?
 
2012-07-31 10:26:03 PM
How else will they learn how babby formed?
 
2012-07-31 10:28:03 PM
I am thinking they have stumbled onto a new flavor (bad choice of words) of porn. Bumfark.xxx . You pay the homeless $10 each to get it on and before you know it you have a dvd and a nice website full of porny goodness.
 
2012-07-31 10:29:05 PM

Surool: This brings back an uncomfortable image from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.


NSFW
 
2012-07-31 10:35:16 PM
I was born in Sarasota so I am getting a big kick out of this.
 
2012-07-31 10:35:18 PM
Now that's a real playground!

Damn kids ruin slll the sexy fun :C
 
2012-07-31 10:37:48 PM
I don't see the problem here. This is obviously a valuable community service since Republicans are doing their damnedest to cut funding to education. Especially any kind of education that touches on sex so kids are left having to rely on rumors and hearsay. Along comes this altruistic individual putting on an educational public performance and he gets vilified for it. And that is just terrible.
 
2012-07-31 10:42:22 PM
I am reminded of the time that I saw a homeless guy lying back and getting a handjob from one of the neighborhood working girls in broad daylight in front of the BART station at 16th/Mission in San Francisco. I was outraged, but then I realized that the homeless guy was getting more action than I was at the time, so then I just got depressed.

Good lord, I saw a lot of eyebrow-raising stuff at that intersection. I do miss it so...
 
2012-07-31 10:42:37 PM
Best thing about doing a homeless chick is that when you're done, you can drop her off anywhere.
 
2012-07-31 10:42:45 PM

farkingismybusiness: Surool: This brings back an uncomfortable image from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

Just eat some more rum ham. You'll forget about it.


Exactly what i thought of! What an entertaining show that is.
 
2012-07-31 10:43:30 PM
They're pretty well padded nowadays. Seems like a good choice among the available options.
 
2012-07-31 10:43:43 PM
Those two look like they created a new STD...
 
2012-07-31 10:52:57 PM
Great, even bums are getting laid more than me.
 
2012-07-31 10:55:09 PM
So we have Pa Kettle, but where is Ma Kettle?
 
2012-07-31 10:58:01 PM

Johnnyflash: My first thought..I'm so glad I was not there to smell that!


Look, I'm already feeling unwell from this tooth extraction, can we not talk about funky homeless person sex?

BAAAAARRRRFF!
 
2012-07-31 11:01:12 PM
Penis goes where?
In the bum.
 
2012-07-31 11:07:46 PM
I know a bank security guard and he told me a bunch of terrible stories about having to chase off homeless farkers farking. The best/worst was probably the guy getting a beej from a toothless lady and when he told them to stop the guy started going all crazy facefarking. I guess he said he wanted to finish what he paid for. He ended up tazing the guy. No word on whether he finished or not. I declined to watch the surveillance footage even though I love videos of people getting tazed.
 
2012-07-31 11:08:41 PM
Are those two at it again?
 
2012-07-31 11:09:06 PM
No soup kitchen?
 
2012-07-31 11:09:29 PM
i.imgur.com

At least it wasn't Cross-Eyed Mary.
 
2012-07-31 11:10:36 PM

elguerodiablo: The best/worst was probably the guy getting a beej from a toothless lady and when he told them to stop the guy started going all crazy facefarking. I guess he said he wanted to finish what he paid for. He ended up tazing the guy. No word on whether he finished or not


oyster.ignimgs.com
 
2012-07-31 11:12:07 PM
I like the headline. Much more reasonable than this homeless-bashing thread. But respect to everyone not flying into to the obligatory "think of the children!" fit.
 
2012-07-31 11:13:06 PM
FTFA: The Sarasota Sheriff's Office says on Monday a man was seen walking around the inside of the community center at Nokomis Community Park completely nude before putting on red shorts and riding off on a bicycle....Deputies did determine Pizzolato was not the same man reported being seen naked the day prior.

So...there really wasn't a reason to include the first part in the story was there, Ric?
 
2012-07-31 11:17:52 PM
Dirty Mike and the boys?

// It's called a SOUP KITCHEN
 
2012-07-31 11:19:06 PM

wnchef: I like the headline. Much more reasonable than this homeless-bashing thread. But respect to everyone not flying into to the obligatory "think of the children!" fit.


Hwy, we're all just happy to see a transient American get a high-protein meal.
 
2012-07-31 11:40:24 PM
Shouldn't it be illegal not to own or rent a residence?
 
2012-07-31 11:40:51 PM
Sarasota Florida? Not Bumfark, Arkansas?
 
2012-07-31 11:46:59 PM

CaptainFatass: I am reminded of the time that I saw a homeless guy lying back and getting a handjob from one of the neighborhood working girls in broad daylight in front of the BART station at 16th/Mission in San Francisco. I was outraged, but then I realized that the homeless guy was getting more action than I was at the time, so then I just got depressed.

Good lord, I saw a lot of eyebrow-raising stuff at that intersection. I do miss it so...


Oh dear god that place is atrocious.
 
2012-07-31 11:50:48 PM
Hey, at least they're both adults, and not religious or sports leaders going after the kids.
 
2012-08-01 12:01:17 AM

CaptainFatass: I am reminded of the time that I saw a homeless guy lying back and getting a handjob from one of the neighborhood working girls in broad daylight in front of the BART station at 16th/Mission in San Francisco. I was outraged, but then I realized that the homeless guy was getting more action than I was at the time, so then I just got depressed.

Good lord, I saw a lot of eyebrow-raising stuff at that intersection. I do miss it so...


I see bizarre sh*t like that all the time, and am actually thankful I don't live in some perfect community where hearing a bird fart is the highlight of your week. For whatever reason, urban ills that should be abjectly depressing are always hilarious to me.
 
2012-08-01 12:12:09 AM

trappedspirit: Shouldn't it be illegal not to own or rent a residence?


Brilliant! If the poor are all in jail, they can't apply for welfare or food stamps or unemployment and destroy the economy!
 
2012-08-01 12:36:52 AM

Do the needful: I am thinking they have stumbled onto a new flavor (bad choice of words) of porn. Bumfark.xxx . You pay the homeless $10 each to get it on and before you know it you have a dvd and a nice website full of porny goodness.


I was thinking this same thing. $20 and a bottle of ripple for the happy couple to share, and you'll have worldwide distribution rights to an entirely new genre of porn.
 
2012-08-01 12:36:59 AM

lordargent: Dirty Mike and the boys?

// It's called a SOUP KITCHEN


That took longer than I expected. Well played.
 
2012-08-01 12:46:50 AM
Flucking honkies! God is great, Beer is good and white people are crazy!!!!
 
2012-08-01 12:52:49 AM
Or 7-11.

art.penny-arcade.com

/Hot like a blowbo
 
2012-08-01 01:02:34 AM
Our local drug store used to have a drunk homeless lady hanging around outside. She once offered my husband oral for a nominal sum. We saw her crossing the parking lot with a young dude on a bike was holding tightly onto her arm. We rolled up and gave him the stinkeye but decided there was no duress involved. Our best guess is that gave her a little something on account, and didn't want her to take off on him.
 
2012-08-01 01:06:31 AM
i306.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-01 01:43:22 AM

Adolf Oliver Nipples: So what you're saying is that a homeless guy, smelling of booze and rot and stink and God knows what else, gets more trim than your average Farker? Methinks some of you need to get out of your mother's basement and live on the street for a bit, you might have a chance.


You can't say some dork shiat like "Methinks" and then claim other people aren't getting laid.
 
2012-08-01 02:18:38 AM

Johnnyflash: My first thought..I'm so glad I was not there to smell that!


I am glad I was not there to see it. When I first looked at their photos my reaction was they were mutually disparate.
 
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