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(Huffington Post)   Pat Robertson says everyone he knows hates gay people   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 167
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2012-07-31 08:39:30 PM  

Kuroshin: PonceAlyosha: farkityfarker: bobbette: JRoo: Gay is the new black.

No. Sexuality is totally different from race.

True. No one's ever been disowned by their family because of their race.

Uh, I'm a big 'mo, but that's totally untrue.

Gotta agree. Plenty of black babies made by white politicians have been disowned.


Not to mention, oh, I don't know, the entirety of slavery everywhere ever.
 
2012-07-31 08:43:32 PM  
It's all self-hate.
 
2012-07-31 08:46:38 PM  
i90.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-31 08:51:56 PM  
Who gives a sh*t what Pat Robertson says.
 
2012-07-31 08:58:23 PM  
Oh no! Pat Robertson and all his minions hate me. Who is this news to?
 
2012-07-31 09:00:22 PM  

PonceAlyosha: Kuroshin: PonceAlyosha: farkityfarker: bobbette: JRoo: Gay is the new black.

No. Sexuality is totally different from race.

True. No one's ever been disowned by their family because of their race.

Uh, I'm a big 'mo, but that's totally untrue.

Gotta agree. Plenty of black babies made by white politicians have been disowned.

Not to mention, oh, I don't know, the entirety of slavery everywhere ever.


Yeah, but I like to keep the sample size small when disproving an absolute. More of a tactical strike, rather than a broad nuking of a region.

Although I do that as well, from time to time.
 
2012-07-31 09:01:26 PM  

Dr.Knockboots: "you know.. Christy.. something happened a long time ago in Haiti..."

A GREAT song that starts out with a clip of this windbag, and then goes on to ridicule all the religious zealots.

You all should should really listen, I promise you'll like it.

Link

"so you can't put the blame on me, I'm doing what God said"



Pat also inspired this great song, too.
 
2012-07-31 09:02:10 PM  

Natas Nwaps: Oh no! Pat Robertson and all his minions hate me. Who is this news to?


Look, if we don't keep up with what a contemptable piece of shiat he is and his continuing efforts to harm people who've done nothing too him, we won't be able to properly enjoy his death. His death is coming, and those of us who've been around long enough to have seen his garbage occasionally injected into our lives deserve to celebrate it properly.
 
2012-07-31 09:15:55 PM  

Tickle Mittens: Natas Nwaps: Oh no! Pat Robertson and all his minions hate me. Who is this news to?

Look, if we don't keep up with what a contemptable piece of shiat he is and his continuing efforts to harm people who've done nothing too him, we won't be able to properly enjoy his death. His death is coming, and those of us who've been around long enough to have seen his garbage occasionally injected into our lives deserve to celebrate it properly.


Good point!
 
2012-07-31 09:32:07 PM  

Lurk sober post drunk: now i just don't know what to believe. or masturbate to.


WWJMBT?

/The answer is Rachel Dratch
 
2012-07-31 09:46:07 PM  

SilentStrider: you know who doesn't hate gay people?

Jesus.


Jesus thinks what ever it is a person wants him to think. That's the appeal.
 
2012-07-31 10:00:40 PM  

CtrlAltDelete: Who gives a sh*t what Pat Robertson says.




Way, way too many people who vote.
 
2012-07-31 10:06:00 PM  
Wow I wish he would die.

A long time ago.
 
2012-07-31 10:08:21 PM  
Is this a surprise to anyone? The real question is how many of those friends are gay.
 
2012-07-31 10:17:57 PM  

reklamfox: Wow a lot of gay hate on Fark today


No more so than the daily hate for Christians on Fark. Oh, no, wait. We disagree with Christians so it's ok to hate them.

/Christian
//Republican
///Don't care who you sleep with.
////Don't care who you marry.

 
2012-07-31 10:21:09 PM  

soporific: abb3w: It's because everyone he knows is so old as to have one foot in the grave.

You guys don't understand. You've already lost. The current generation doesn't care.

The problem, of course, is that the current generation also doesn't vote. Or at least, they don't vote in large enough margins to actually win the important gay-rights elections. It's one thing to be in favor of gay marriage, it's another thing entirely to actually get to the polls, and as soon as the current generation does that in significant numbers, then won't that be something?

/really hoping they get it together in Washington state.


This gay marriage thing better not shoot the farking country in the foot like it did in 2004. That year the GOP went full retard and brought every scared little farktard out of hiding to vote against the homosexual agenda. While they were there, they farked over the entire country by voting Bush into office again. Let us all pray that the gays bring EVERYONE they know to the polls this time and don't just spend the day sucking dicks. We ALL need to not have Romney in office, and I am perfectly fine with gays having the same rights as everyone else.

/Washington state resident
//fark the Defense of Marriage bigots
 
2012-07-31 10:24:54 PM  

acad1228: reklamfox: Wow a lot of gay hate on Fark today

No more so than the daily hate for Christians on Fark. Oh, no, wait. We disagree with Christians so it's ok to hate them./Christian
//Republican
///Don't care who you sleep with.
////Don't care who you marry.


Don't mind conflating general disdain for christianity with true oppression, either.
 
2012-07-31 10:26:42 PM  

abb3w: soporific: The problem, of course, is that the current generation also doesn't vote. Or at least, they don't vote in large enough margins to actually win the important gay-rights elections.

Even actual 2008 voters apparently were plurality in favor as of 2010. And attitudes are continuing to shift.

And the kiddies in this November's 18-21 year old demographic weren't eligible to vote in 2008's presidential election. They'll probably turn out in the usual 30-40% level; and those who were eligible and have gotten older, will as usual become more likely to vote.

It's a question of when, not whether.

soporific: /really hoping they get it together in Washington state.

Between Maine, Washington, Maryland, and Minnesota, the conservative's "every time it went to a POPULAR vote" argument is going to have a couple holes in it by spring.


Again, I sure hope so. Time for this country to move forward and get out of the GOP 1940's mentality.

/not gay
//will do my part for gay rights in WA state though
 
2012-07-31 10:26:46 PM  
It really shouldn't be surprising that young people don't give a shiat what two consenting adults do in their spare time.

If you get any kid 25 or younger to speak honestly with you about what really troubles him/her, you'll realize that us older folks have done such a fine job of leaving this country a smoldering mess that most of these young people simply don't have the luxury of worrying about other people's sexual preferences. We've decimated their manufacturing jobs, saddled them with insane student loan debt, crippled the economy with regressive tax schemes and casino style deregulation, and cratered the housing market.

Imagine, for a moment, that you're 22 and just graduating college today. On top of the fact that you're possibly going to move back home with your parents, you've also got to come to grips with the fact that you're going to incur more student debt for your masters; just so you can stay even remotely competitive in this depressed job market. To say nothing of the fact that you may not even have health insurance at all during this period, so good luck if you get sick. Oh, and if you do manage to get a job, get used to the fact that you can be shiatcanned at a moment's notice if it pleases your company's shareholders. You don't have the time to give a flying fark what other people do in their personal time.

With all the bullshiat kids are having thrown at them these days, it's not shocking that most of them give a collective "meh" when creeps like Robertson start screeching "OMG teh gheyz!!!!!"
 
2012-07-31 10:38:28 PM  
That's pretty freaky. Democratic party died off when they stated fighting for black people too.

They'll never learn.
 
2012-07-31 10:54:19 PM  

Dr Dreidel: Wait, what? We have a referendum coming on the ballot?


Last I heard, yes; the legislature passed a bill to legalize it, and there's a referendum in the fall to try overturning it, I think.

Dr Dreidel: // I'm setting the over/under for "percentage voting in favor of marriage equality" at 57


About right. Shortly after Obama sounded off, it was polling 55:36 support.

my lip balm addiction: This gay marriage thing better not shoot the farking country in the foot like it did in 2004. That year the GOP went full retard and brought every scared little farktard out of hiding to vote against the homosexual agenda.


It might have an impact. However, none of the four are looking to be major swing states, which reduces the leverage a bit.
 
2012-07-31 11:01:10 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: WHY isn't he dead yet?


FTFY
 
2012-07-31 11:37:51 PM  

acad1228: reklamfox: Wow a lot of gay hate on Fark today

No more so than the daily hate for Christians on Fark. Oh, no, wait. We disagree with Christians so it's ok to hate them.

/Christian
//RepublicanRINO
///Don't care who you sleep with.
////Don't care who you marry.


FTFY

/your chosen political party has made it their mission to care who sleeps with whom
 
2012-07-31 11:37:54 PM  
albuquerquehalsey
Diogenes: I've been out of the closet for 18 farking years and no one told me I could rape freaking angels?!?!

Why has this information been withheld?

good_luck_with_that.mpreg


Mpreg?

I see what you did there.
 
2012-07-31 11:40:41 PM  
It's none of my business if 2 people (any 2 people) want to get married. It's none of the government's business if 2 people (any 2 people) want to get married. This November I will not vote on the issue, I will leave it blank.
 
2012-07-31 11:53:46 PM  

acad1228: No more so than the daily hate for Christians on Fark. Oh, no, wait. We disagree with Christians so it's ok to hate them.


You supposedly have a close, personal relationship with the all-powerful, eternal, Master of the Universe.
So you should be able to get over this. But it seems not.
Is your relationship merely a figment of your imagination?
 
2012-08-01 12:40:58 AM  

Sabyen91: PonceAlyosha: Sabyen91: Bender The Offender: No one told me that the gays get to rape angels. I'm going to have to factor this into my sexuality and make some tough choices :(

But it would have to be a guy angel. Factor that in, too.

But angels have all eight genders. Also, you can't rape them, because they don't have volition, they're just cogs in God's celestial machinery. So it's more like masturbating into an angel, really.

/Nag Hammadi you've done it again

So they are little better than real dolls? Screw it. I am staying straight.


media.giantbomb.com

...is intrigued and will be investigating further.
 
2012-08-01 12:41:24 AM  

CtrlAltDelete: Who gives a sh*t what Pat Robertson says.


Old people that vote.
 
2012-08-01 12:43:39 AM  

reklamfox: Wow a lot of gay hate on Fark today


Don't sweat it, everyone gets their turn here.
 
2012-08-01 12:58:54 AM  
wwp.greenwichmeantime.com
 
2012-08-01 01:02:24 AM  

acad1228: reklamfox: Wow a lot of gay hate on Fark today

No more so than the daily hate for Christians on Fark. Oh, no, wait. We disagree with Christians so it's ok to hate them./Christian
//Republican
///Don't care who you sleep with.
////Don't care who you marry.


Oh boo-hoo. "I'm a Christian, why does everyone hate/oppress me?! It's so unfair! All we ever do is love everyone and never do anything to harm anyone ever. Every single Christian on the planet is the nicest, most honest, and most loving person you could possibly hope to meet. IT'S SO UNFAIR!"

Hey hey....tough shiat, go read your book (what revision is it on now?) and take solace and comfort in the fact that you'll be going to heaven and all those meanies will burn for an eternity.
 
2012-08-01 01:05:15 AM  
mattsmaps.files.wordpress.com

He might be onto something
 
2012-08-01 01:06:58 AM  
So Pat Robertson thinks that including gay marriage in the official dem platform could potentially hurt their chances in the upcoming elections.

OK. I would say he is correct. What's the problem?
 
2012-08-01 01:08:28 AM  
What a punchable Keebler elf.
img337.imageshack.us
 
2012-08-01 01:12:09 AM  
sugardave




acad1228: reklamfox: Wow a lot of gay hate on Fark today

No more so than the daily hate for Christians on Fark. Oh, no, wait. We disagree with Christians so it's ok to hate them./Christian
//Republican
///Don't care who you sleep with.
////Don't care who you marry.

Oh boo-hoo. "I'm a Christian, why does everyone hate/oppress me?! It's so unfair! All we ever do is love everyone and never do anything to harm anyone ever. Every single Christian on the planet is the nicest, most honest, and most loving person you could possibly hope to meet. IT'S SO UNFAIR!"

Hey hey....tough shiat, go read your book (what revision is it on now?) and take solace and comfort in the fact that you'll be going to heaven and all those meanies will burn for an eternity.


Wow you really nailed it there dave. I guess tomorrow a bunch of Christians will be protesting at Starbucks because of there stance on gay partners health coverage. Starbucks is so gay isn't it.
 
2012-08-01 01:19:07 AM  

Buffalo77: sugardave

acad1228: reklamfox: Wow a lot of gay hate on Fark today

No more so than the daily hate for Christians on Fark. Oh, no, wait. We disagree with Christians so it's ok to hate them./Christian
//Republican
///Don't care who you sleep with.
////Don't care who you marry.

Oh boo-hoo. "I'm a Christian, why does everyone hate/oppress me?! It's so unfair! All we ever do is love everyone and never do anything to harm anyone ever. Every single Christian on the planet is the nicest, most honest, and most loving person you could possibly hope to meet. IT'S SO UNFAIR!"

Hey hey....tough shiat, go read your book (what revision is it on now?) and take solace and comfort in the fact that you'll be going to heaven and all those meanies will burn for an eternity.

Wow you really nailed it there dave. I guess tomorrow a bunch of Christians will be protesting at Starbucks because of there stance on gay partners health coverage. Starbucks is so gay isn't it.


More power to them. I certainly won't stand for anyone biatching about how it's unfair of them to boycott Starbuck's, so I'm not sure where you're going with this point...
 
2012-08-01 01:36:37 AM  

Spaz-master: [mattsmaps.files.wordpress.com image 850x656]

He might be onto something


Gay Marria? Sounds hot...
 
2012-08-01 01:43:28 AM  

wookiee cookie: "angel rape" would be a good name for a norwegian death metal band


Needs more umlauts.
 
2012-08-01 01:46:15 AM  
Twenty years ago, people could pretend that Pat Robertson was relevant. I don't know why he still gets press for his derp today.
 
2012-08-01 01:55:04 AM  

rynthetyn: Twenty years ago, people could pretend that Pat Robertson was relevant. I don't know why he still gets press for his derp today.


He's still on the air, which means that the sick and the old are still sending him money. Many of them are not too sick or old to vote.
 
2012-08-01 02:03:14 AM  

0Icky0: rynthetyn: Twenty years ago, people could pretend that Pat Robertson was relevant. I don't know why he still gets press for his derp today.

He's still on the air, which means that the sick and the old are still sending him money. Many of them are not too sick or old to vote.


Well, when he sold the Family Channel to ABC it included some sort of deal where they had to keep him on the air. Also, even if nobody's sending him money, he's got plenty of money from sucking up to African dictators to keep his slave labor diamond mines open.
 
2012-08-01 02:35:15 AM  

jcooli09: acad1228: reklamfox: Wow a lot of gay hate on Fark today

No more so than the daily hate for Christians on Fark. Oh, no, wait. We disagree with Christians so it's ok to hate them./Christian
//Republican
///Don't care who you sleep with.
////Don't care who you marry.

Don't mind conflating general disdain for christianity with true oppression, either.


When a national politician advocates that Christians can't marry, and farkers support their election, give me a call. I will support your poor oppressed sole.

But that will never happen (the later... also the former, but I'm talking about the later)

Farkers hate/love your favorite meal/beer/band/mode of transportation to work. The fact you obsess over the fact some don't love your favorite god is just a case of Hostile media effect
 
2012-08-01 02:36:43 AM  
Sorry jcooli09. Misquote. Was meant for acad1228
 
2012-08-01 03:03:58 AM  
Robertson is a con artist.
 
2012-08-01 04:44:51 AM  

impaler: abb3w: You guys don't understand. You've already lost. The current generation doesn't care.

Came here to say that, leaving satisfied.


Actually, I think it's time to update that. The current generation does care. They support equality. Even straight kids these days consider this important.
 
2012-08-01 04:58:48 AM  

acad1228: No more so than the daily hate for Christians on Fark. Oh, no, wait. We disagree with Christians so it's ok to hate them.


We just hate the sin, not the sinners.

Hey, you know who else...?

/Quatchi to PR: Get in the box already and nail yourself in, you horrible, horrible man.
 
2012-08-01 06:02:48 AM  

Spaz-master: [mattsmaps.files.wordpress.com image 850x656]

He might be onto something


Some idiot's blog graphic?
 
2012-08-01 08:12:34 AM  
Passing the Civil Rights Act condemned the Democratic Party to losing the South for decades.

It was still the right thing to do.

Does Pat disagree?
 
2012-08-01 08:55:33 AM  
 
2012-08-01 08:57:29 AM  
I'm sure they do, for 2 reasons:

1. He's paying them.
2. Only other bigoted asshats could stand to be around Pat Robertson for more than a few minutes.
 
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