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2012-07-31 04:18:06 PM
Huh, everyone I know hates Pat Robertson.
 
2012-07-31 04:20:23 PM

Sgt Otter: Huh, everyone I know hates Pat Robertson.


Damn you. I wanted to say that first!

fark it, I'll say it:

Aint that a coincidence, everyone I know hates Pat Robertson
 
2012-07-31 04:25:01 PM
Isn't he dead yet?
 
2012-07-31 04:30:04 PM
It's weird that everyone you haven't kicked out of your masturbatory religious echo chamber agrees with you.
 
2012-07-31 04:41:59 PM
Who?
 
2012-07-31 04:45:42 PM
Obvious tag taking a nap?
 
2012-07-31 04:47:03 PM

Nadie_AZ: Who?


It would be a "who" if it were some random dude off the street. But we are talking about someone who is in the public eye so demeaning him by using "who" does not work.

Best way to demean him is to make fun of that old closeted homosexual
 
2012-07-31 04:48:53 PM
Pat needs to get out more.
 
2012-07-31 04:49:18 PM
That's funny, everyone I know thinks Pat Robertson is a dildo, only less useful. Hmm.
 
2012-07-31 04:51:41 PM
img7.imageshack.us
 
2012-07-31 04:52:11 PM
Hey. Let's all be shocked!
 
2012-07-31 04:55:40 PM

Sgt Otter: Huh, everyone I know hates Pat Robertson.


Yeah.
 
2012-07-31 04:57:30 PM
Pat: For the Democrats to go out on that limb, it just seems like to me that they are further alienating themselves from the mainstream of America.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

/ohyoureseriousletmelaughharder.jpg
 
2012-07-31 05:00:42 PM
Pat, you've made your entire career out of bilking the old, the destitute and the desperate out of what little money they had so you could live a life of luxury. Please do us all a favor and rid the world of your parasitic life.
 
2012-07-31 05:04:54 PM
I've been out of the closet for 18 farking years and no one told me I could rape freaking angels?!?!

Why has this information been withheld?
 
2012-07-31 05:09:44 PM

Diogenes: I've been out of the closet for 18 farking years and no one told me I could rape freaking angels?!?!

Why has this information been withheld?


The wings are like pigtails on a girl.
 
2012-07-31 05:12:11 PM

Quasar: Diogenes: I've been out of the closet for 18 farking years and no one told me I could rape freaking angels?!?!

Why has this information been withheld?

The wings are like pigtails on a girl.


I shall pluck the feathers, as a young lover would pick the petals of a flower.

"Angel loves me" *plink* "Angel loves me not" *plink* "Angel loves me....oh stop crying." *plink* "Angel loves me not..."
 
2012-07-31 05:16:38 PM
Their stance on gays seems to be: Hate the sinner, Love the sin.
 
2012-07-31 05:21:31 PM
That's not exactly something to be bragging about Pat.
 
2012-07-31 05:22:32 PM

Quasar: Diogenes: I've been out of the closet for 18 farking years and no one told me I could rape freaking angels?!?!

Why has this information been withheld?

The wings are like pigtails on a girl.


Only better.
 
2012-07-31 05:28:09 PM

Diogenes: I've been out of the closet for 18 farking years and no one told me I could rape freaking angels?!?!

Why has this information been withheld?


It's weeping angels, my friend. You don't want to mess with that.
 
2012-07-31 05:34:11 PM

djkutch: Diogenes: I've been out of the closet for 18 farking years and no one told me I could rape freaking angels?!?!

Why has this information been withheld?

It's weeping angels, my friend. You don't want to mess with that.


Don't twink.
 
2012-07-31 05:47:31 PM

It's because everyone he knows is so old as to have one foot in the grave.

You guys don't understand. You've already lost. The current generation doesn't care.

a.imageshack.us
carryabigsticker.com
 
2012-07-31 06:07:43 PM

exick: djkutch: Diogenes: I've been out of the closet for 18 farking years and no one told me I could rape freaking angels?!?!

Why has this information been withheld?

It's weeping angels, my friend. You don't want to mess with that.

Don't twink.


That was beautiful.
 
2012-07-31 06:12:06 PM
After reading the article, I don't see that quote or even that inference from subby's headline. Of course, finding out that everyone that this guy knows hates gay people would not surprise me in the least - I'm sure he surrounds himself with fellow bible thumpers and right wing toadies...but I don't get the headline.
 
2012-07-31 06:15:37 PM

abb3w: You guys don't understand. You've already lost. The current generation doesn't care.


Came here to say that, leaving satisfied.
 
2012-07-31 06:16:22 PM
Are they doing the thing where they say the opposite of what's true? There's a word for that, what is it....
 
2012-07-31 06:21:30 PM
"you know.. Christy.. something happened a long time ago in Haiti..."

A GREAT song that starts out with a clip of this windbag, and then goes on to ridicule all the religious zealots.

You all should should really listen, I promise you'll like it.

Link

"so you can't put the blame on me, I'm doing what God said"
 
2012-07-31 06:22:06 PM
He must not know me.
 
2012-07-31 06:27:38 PM
Is he channeling Pauline Kael?
 
2012-07-31 06:28:15 PM
Wow a lot of gay hate on Fark today
 
2012-07-31 06:28:58 PM
*alienate/excommunicate/bully into silence everyone around you who even thinks of condoning gay marriage*

hey, no one i know thinks this is acceptable. the democrats are outta touch. in their ivory towers of academic indoctrination. now if you'll excuse me, i need to speak to the masses on my own broadcasting network then retire to my gated estate.
 
2012-07-31 06:29:27 PM
You lying windbag, everyone you know is gay and in the closet.

We're talking Narnia (it was one of those fantasy books you never read).

Pat Robertson blows boar hogs when nobody's looking. He's never read the Gospel and thinks that the Epistles of Paul are the only thing he's expected to take seriously.

Besides all of that, some days I really don't like the guy.
 
2012-07-31 06:29:28 PM
What a moron. Just a moron. A farking moron. Just...just...fark.

Here's how bad he is: my cousin, an ordained minister, pastor of a local church doesn't like Pat Robertson. Granted, my cousin, though a fully believing Christian, isn't a pushy dipshiat bigot, but still.
 
2012-07-31 06:30:54 PM

Diogenes: I've been out of the closet for 18 farking years and no one told me I could rape freaking angels?!?!

Why has this information been withheld?


www.geocities.jp

good_luck_with_that.mpreg
 
2012-07-31 06:31:17 PM

Dr.Knockboots: "you know.. Christy.. something happened a long time ago in Haiti..."

A GREAT song that starts out with a clip of this windbag, and then goes on to ridicule all the religious zealots.

You all should should really listen, I promise you'll like it.

Link

"so you can't put the blame on me, I'm doing what God said"


Good song and a good video

Thanks for posting
 
2012-07-31 06:32:37 PM

Diogenes: I've been out of the closet for 18 farking years and no one told me I could rape freaking angels?!?!

Why has this information been withheld?


i'm actually pretty jealous. not a fan of rape, but...angel rape? that's real ultimate power!
 
2012-07-31 06:34:34 PM
There's something satisfyingly schadenfreude-ey about watching the older generations thrashing around and fighting with all their might against change. Society is changing, nobody cares what you think anymore.
 
2012-07-31 06:35:22 PM

Diogenes: Quasar: Diogenes: I've been out of the closet for 18 farking years and no one told me I could rape freaking angels?!?!

Why has this information been withheld?

The wings are like pigtails on a girl.

I shall pluck the feathers, as a young lover would pick the petals of a flower.

"Angel loves me" *plink* "Angel loves me not" *plink* "Angel loves me....oh stop crying." *plink* "Angel loves me not..."


Don't Blink!!!
 
2012-07-31 06:36:25 PM

reklamfox: Wow a lot of gay hate on Fark today


Election year. Lots of it in the news. Drives page clicks. Really brings out the trolls.
 
2012-07-31 06:37:27 PM

albuquerquehalsey: Diogenes: I've been out of the closet for 18 farking years and no one told me I could rape freaking angels?!?!

Why has this information been withheld?

[www.geocities.jp image 446x336]

good_luck_with_that.mpreg


I'd hit it with the Lance of Longinus.
 
2012-07-31 06:38:38 PM
You want friends? Go to a gay bar, everyone there is real friendly.
 
2012-07-31 06:39:03 PM

Diogenes: I've been out of the closet for 18 farking years and no one told me I could rape freaking angels?!?!

Why has this information been withheld?


You don't have to rape Angels. Parents name their kid that, and it always ends up being ironic.
 
2012-07-31 06:39:48 PM

Diogenes: I've been out of the closet for 18 farking years and no one told me I could rape freaking angels?!?!

Why has this information been withheld?


I think he meant Angel, his gardener's assistant.

/and Jesus, the pool boy
 
2012-07-31 06:44:43 PM

cman: Sgt Otter: Huh, everyone I know hates Pat Robertson.

Damn you. I wanted to say that first!

fark it, I'll say it:

Aint that a coincidence, everyone I know hates Pat Robertson


cman, you're the only one we seem to have currently.

You're quite literally the extension cord between rightists and leftists. At least that's the way I see it.

How can we bridge this gap? How can we meet the one with the other? I hope you have a good answer, because I don't have jack shiat.
 
2012-07-31 06:50:30 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Pat needs to get out more.


Out of the closet more?
 
2012-07-31 06:51:59 PM
Pat Robertson says everyone he knows hates gay people... because they're so damned sexy.
 
2012-07-31 06:52:19 PM
Smoke a doobie and STFU, Pat.
 
2012-07-31 06:55:37 PM
No one ever said Christians were tolerant.
 
2012-07-31 06:56:12 PM

abb3w: It's because everyone he knows is so old as to have one foot in the grave.

You guys don't understand. You've already lost. The current generation doesn't care.

[a.imageshack.us image 600x400]
[carryabigsticker.com image 449x533]


Yes indeed. That chart clearly shows that anyone who supports gay marriage is alienating themselves from mainstream America.
 
2012-07-31 06:56:29 PM
Wasn't there a similar story/joke about McGovern supporters being amazed that McGovern lost because everyone they knew was voting for him?
 
2012-07-31 06:57:53 PM
If ever there were a person who needs to be forced to eat their own face, it's Pat Robertson.
 
2012-07-31 07:05:34 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Isn't he dead yet?


That's the great thing about being the Mouth of Satan: extra long life.
 
2012-07-31 07:07:54 PM

exick: djkutch: Diogenes: I've been out of the closet for 18 farking years and no one told me I could rape freaking angels?!?!

Why has this information been withheld?

It's weeping angels, my friend. You don't want to mess with that.

Don't twink.


www.trilobite.org
 
2012-07-31 07:10:55 PM
alienating themselves from the mainstream of America

Have a seat, son. "Mainstream America" doesn't give a sh*t. About anything.
 
2012-07-31 07:11:56 PM
No shiat Sherlock - you live in a farking echo chamber.

I'll bet everyone you know loves Jesus and thinks he had a pet dinosaur as well.

Wisdom drawn from just one source is not wisdom, douchebag.
 
2012-07-31 07:16:48 PM
Homosexuality leads to dancing.
 
2012-07-31 07:18:41 PM
I don't think he's been praying hard enough about it.
 
2012-07-31 07:19:57 PM

abb3w: It's because everyone he knows is so old as to have one foot in the grave.

You guys don't understand. You've already lost. The current generation doesn't care.

[a.imageshack.us image 600x400]
[carryabigsticker.com image 449x533]


THAT

"Nobody I know supports it. I don't know anybody who supports it. Do you? I've never heard of anybody possibly favoring this. Seriously, I don't know anybody. Zip. Zilch. None of the people that I interact with on a daily basis support this issue. That is, none of the persons whom I know. Absolutely none of them. So we're clear: zero. None. Nada. Zip. Zilch. This is a losing issue. Trust me. I'm Pat Roberston."

graphics8.nytimes.com
 
2012-07-31 07:20:15 PM
you know who doesn't hate gay people?

Jesus.

So what Pat is admitting is that he doesn't know Jesus.
 
2012-07-31 07:21:57 PM

abb3w: It's because everyone he knows is so old as to have one foot in the grave.

You guys don't understand. You've already lost. The current generation doesn't care.


The problem, of course, is that the current generation also doesn't vote. Or at least, they don't vote in large enough margins to actually win the important gay-rights elections. It's one thing to be in favor of gay marriage, it's another thing entirely to actually get to the polls, and as soon as the current generation does that in significant numbers, then won't that be something?

/really hoping they get it together in Washington state.
 
2012-07-31 07:22:00 PM

SilentStrider: So what Pat is admitting is that he doesn't know Jesus.


he doesn't know Jesus but he knows how to use Jesus.
 
2012-07-31 07:22:03 PM

Ed Grubermann: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Isn't he dead yet?

That's the great thing about being the Mouth of Satan: extra long life.


Well, he fooled me...

/I would have sworn it was an orifice on the other end
 
2012-07-31 07:22:16 PM
Peter's waiting for Pat's pearly gates.
 
2012-07-31 07:24:46 PM
Everyone I know are closet cases!
 
2012-07-31 07:26:12 PM

SilentStrider: you know who doesn't hate gay people?

Jesus.


www.cocorioko.net

"You like to do what to each other? That's kind of...whatever, dude, go with God and stuff. Can't you see I'm a LITTLE PREOCCUPIED AT THE MOMENT?"
 
2012-07-31 07:28:18 PM

Cletus C.: Peter's waiting for Pat's pearly gates.


An Gabriel wants Pat to blow his horn.
 
2012-07-31 07:28:38 PM

exick: djkutch: Diogenes: I've been out of the closet for 18 farking years and no one told me I could rape freaking angels?!?!

Why has this information been withheld?

It's weeping angels, my friend. You don't want to mess with that.

Don't twink.


I want to gay marry this comment.
 
2012-07-31 07:30:27 PM
Did he mention that it's because everyone he knows is a bigoted hate filled douche like himself? /dnrfa
 
2012-07-31 07:30:38 PM

Lurk sober post drunk: Diogenes: I've been out of the closet for 18 farking years and no one told me I could rape freaking angels?!?!

Why has this information been withheld?

i'm actually pretty jealous. not a fan of rape, but...angel rape? that's real ultimate power!


Just get 'em drunk first.

img.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-31 07:32:43 PM
No one told me that the gays get to rape angels. I'm going to have to factor this into my sexuality and make some tough choices :(
 
2012-07-31 07:35:54 PM

Bender The Offender: No one told me that the gays get to rape angels. I'm going to have to factor this into my sexuality and make some tough choices :(


But it would have to be a guy angel. Factor that in, too.
 
2012-07-31 07:40:49 PM

Sabyen91: Bender The Offender: No one told me that the gays get to rape angels. I'm going to have to factor this into my sexuality and make some tough choices :(

But it would have to be a guy angel. Factor that in, too.


But angels have all eight genders. Also, you can't rape them, because they don't have volition, they're just cogs in God's celestial machinery. So it's more like masturbating into an angel, really.

/Nag Hammadi you've done it again
 
2012-07-31 07:43:11 PM

PonceAlyosha: Sabyen91: Bender The Offender: No one told me that the gays get to rape angels. I'm going to have to factor this into my sexuality and make some tough choices :(

But it would have to be a guy angel. Factor that in, too.

But angels have all eight genders. Also, you can't rape them, because they don't have volition, they're just cogs in God's celestial machinery. So it's more like masturbating into an angel, really.

/Nag Hammadi you've done it again


So they are little better than real dolls? Screw it. I am staying straight.
 
2012-07-31 07:47:57 PM

Sabyen91: PonceAlyosha: Sabyen91: Bender The Offender: No one told me that the gays get to rape angels. I'm going to have to factor this into my sexuality and make some tough choices :(

But it would have to be a guy angel. Factor that in, too.

But angels have all eight genders. Also, you can't rape them, because they don't have volition, they're just cogs in God's celestial machinery. So it's more like masturbating into an angel, really.

/Nag Hammadi you've done it again

So they are little better than real dolls? Screw it. I am staying straight.


Real dolls with orifices made of eternally singing transcendent flames. So it's pretty much the same as jacking off on acid.
 
2012-07-31 07:51:28 PM

PonceAlyosha: Sabyen91: PonceAlyosha: Sabyen91: Bender The Offender: No one told me that the gays get to rape angels. I'm going to have to factor this into my sexuality and make some tough choices :(

But it would have to be a guy angel. Factor that in, too.

But angels have all eight genders. Also, you can't rape them, because they don't have volition, they're just cogs in God's celestial machinery. So it's more like masturbating into an angel, really.

/Nag Hammadi you've done it again

So they are little better than real dolls? Screw it. I am staying straight.

Real dolls with orifices made of eternally singing transcendent flames. So it's pretty much the same as jacking off on acid.


upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-07-31 07:52:47 PM

Sabyen91: PonceAlyosha: Sabyen91: PonceAlyosha: Sabyen91: Bender The Offender: No one told me that the gays get to rape angels. I'm going to have to factor this into my sexuality and make some tough choices :(

But it would have to be a guy angel. Factor that in, too.

But angels have all eight genders. Also, you can't rape them, because they don't have volition, they're just cogs in God's celestial machinery. So it's more like masturbating into an angel, really.

/Nag Hammadi you've done it again

So they are little better than real dolls? Screw it. I am staying straight.

Real dolls with orifices made of eternally singing transcendent flames. So it's pretty much the same as jacking off on acid.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 215x168]


And now there is red wine all over my DS. Thanks.
 
2012-07-31 07:53:57 PM

Sabyen91: PonceAlyosha: Sabyen91: PonceAlyosha: Sabyen91: Bender The Offender: No one told me that the gays get to rape angels. I'm going to have to factor this into my sexuality and make some tough choices :(

But it would have to be a guy angel. Factor that in, too.

But angels have all eight genders. Also, you can't rape them, because they don't have volition, they're just cogs in God's celestial machinery. So it's more like masturbating into an angel, really.

/Nag Hammadi you've done it again

So they are little better than real dolls? Screw it. I am staying straight.

Real dolls with orifices made of eternally singing transcendent flames. So it's pretty much the same as jacking off on acid.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 215x168]


now i just don't know what to believe. or masturbate to.
 
2012-07-31 07:57:08 PM
"Pat Robertson says everyone he knows hates gay people."

He, and they, must hate themselves and everyone else they know, then.
 
2012-07-31 07:58:13 PM

Lurk sober post drunk: Sabyen91: PonceAlyosha: Sabyen91: PonceAlyosha: Sabyen91: Bender The Offender: No one told me that the gays get to rape angels. I'm going to have to factor this into my sexuality and make some tough choices :(

But it would have to be a guy angel. Factor that in, too.

But angels have all eight genders. Also, you can't rape them, because they don't have volition, they're just cogs in God's celestial machinery. So it's more like masturbating into an angel, really.

/Nag Hammadi you've done it again

So they are little better than real dolls? Screw it. I am staying straight.

Real dolls with orifices made of eternally singing transcendent flames. So it's pretty much the same as jacking off on acid.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 215x168]

now i just don't know what to believe. or masturbate to.


icanfaptothis.jpg
 
2012-07-31 07:58:17 PM

PonceAlyosha: Sabyen91: PonceAlyosha: Sabyen91: PonceAlyosha: Sabyen91: Bender The Offender: No one told me that the gays get to rape angels. I'm going to have to factor this into my sexuality and make some tough choices :(

But it would have to be a guy angel. Factor that in, too.

But angels have all eight genders. Also, you can't rape them, because they don't have volition, they're just cogs in God's celestial machinery. So it's more like masturbating into an angel, really.

/Nag Hammadi you've done it again

So they are little better than real dolls? Screw it. I am staying straight.

Real dolls with orifices made of eternally singing transcendent flames. So it's pretty much the same as jacking off on acid.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 215x168]

And now there is red wine all over my DS. Thanks.


No problem!
 
2012-07-31 07:58:52 PM

Lurk sober post drunk: Sabyen91: PonceAlyosha: Sabyen91: PonceAlyosha: Sabyen91: Bender The Offender: No one told me that the gays get to rape angels. I'm going to have to factor this into my sexuality and make some tough choices :(

But it would have to be a guy angel. Factor that in, too.

But angels have all eight genders. Also, you can't rape them, because they don't have volition, they're just cogs in God's celestial machinery. So it's more like masturbating into an angel, really.

/Nag Hammadi you've done it again

So they are little better than real dolls? Screw it. I am staying straight.

Real dolls with orifices made of eternally singing transcendent flames. So it's pretty much the same as jacking off on acid.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 215x168]

now i just don't know what to believe. or masturbate to.


Honestly, you are leaning toward Rachel Dratch, right?
 
2012-07-31 07:59:18 PM
So what, everyone I know ate gay people too.
 
2012-07-31 08:02:31 PM

Diogenes: I've been out of the closet for 18 farking years and no one told me I could rape freaking angels?!?!

Why has this information been withheld?


I want to be clear that in all my experiences with angels, any non-consent fantasy play was consensual, negotiated and accompanied by a safe word and/or gesture. But it's easy to see how someone like Pat Robertson could misread harmless kink.
 
2012-07-31 08:04:34 PM

brianbankerus: So what, everyone I know ate gay people too.


Soylent Rainbow?
 
2012-07-31 08:05:22 PM

Bender The Offender: Lurk sober post drunk: Sabyen91: PonceAlyosha: Sabyen91: PonceAlyosha: Sabyen91: Bender The Offender: No one told me that the gays get to rape angels. I'm going to have to factor this into my sexuality and make some tough choices :(

But it would have to be a guy angel. Factor that in, too.

But angels have all eight genders. Also, you can't rape them, because they don't have volition, they're just cogs in God's celestial machinery. So it's more like masturbating into an angel, really.

/Nag Hammadi you've done it again

So they are little better than real dolls? Screw it. I am staying straight.

Real dolls with orifices made of eternally singing transcendent flames. So it's pretty much the same as jacking off on acid.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 215x168]

now i just don't know what to believe. or masturbate to.

icanfaptothis.jpg


I have a sore throat and have just "eaten a sandwich". I hate all of you right now.

// and I have a feeling jacking it on acid would be tough
// tripping is so fierce, I doubt I could find my sexuality
 
2012-07-31 08:06:14 PM

soporific: The problem, of course, is that the current generation also doesn't vote. Or at least, they don't vote in large enough margins to actually win the important gay-rights elections.


Even actual 2008 voters apparently were plurality in favor as of 2010. And attitudes are continuing to shift.

And the kiddies in this November's 18-21 year old demographic weren't eligible to vote in 2008's presidential election. They'll probably turn out in the usual 30-40% level; and those who were eligible and have gotten older, will as usual become more likely to vote.

It's a question of when, not whether.

soporific: /really hoping they get it together in Washington state.


Between Maine, Washington, Maryland, and Minnesota, the conservative's "every time it went to a POPULAR vote" argument is going to have a couple holes in it by spring.
 
2012-07-31 08:06:34 PM
And remember that this man ran for President, winning the Ames (Iowa) straw poll in 1987. In '88, he took second in the Iowa caucus, behind Bob Dole and ahead of third place finisher George HW Bush.

So yeah, there are a lot of people dumb enough to take him seriously.
 
2012-07-31 08:07:36 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Isn't he dead yet?



i1121.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-31 08:11:42 PM

abb3w: soporific: /really hoping they get it together in Washington state.

Between Maine, Washington, Maryland, and Minnesota, the conservative's "every time it went to a POPULAR vote" argument is going to have a couple holes in it by spring.


Wait, what? We have a referendum coming on the ballot?

// I'm setting the over/under for "percentage voting in favor of marriage equality" at 57
 
2012-07-31 08:12:43 PM
Gay is the new black.
 
2012-07-31 08:13:15 PM
A family-values evangelical with a history of spouting anti-homosexual rants?

You know what they say: There's no loathing like self-loathing.
 
2012-07-31 08:15:06 PM
claimed legalizing gay marriage would result in a "downward slide" toward beastialty

Why do so many people misspell this word?

Bestiality, er, I mean spelling, is a very important subject to me.
 
2012-07-31 08:17:17 PM

JRoo: Gay is the new black.


No. Sexuality is totally different from race.
 
2012-07-31 08:19:07 PM

bobbette: JRoo: Gay is the new black.

No. Sexuality is totally different from race.


True. No one's ever been disowned by their family because of their race.
 
2012-07-31 08:23:35 PM

Isitoveryet: brianbankerus: So what, everyone I know ate gay people too.

Soylent Rainbow?


It's made of pee-hole.
 
2012-07-31 08:25:19 PM

farkityfarker: bobbette: JRoo: Gay is the new black.

No. Sexuality is totally different from race.

True. No one's ever been disowned by their family because of their race.


Uh, I'm a big 'mo, but that's totally untrue.
 
2012-07-31 08:26:15 PM

JRoo: Gay is the new black.



That's FABULOUS!


farkityfarker: claimed legalizing gay marriage would result in a "downward slide" toward beastialty

Why do so many people misspell this word?

Bestiality, er, I mean spelling, is a very important subject to me.



Beastie ality is besty ality.
 
2012-07-31 08:30:40 PM
Well duhhhhhh!
 
2012-07-31 08:32:57 PM

PonceAlyosha: farkityfarker: bobbette: JRoo: Gay is the new black.

No. Sexuality is totally different from race.

True. No one's ever been disowned by their family because of their race.

Uh, I'm a big 'mo, but that's totally untrue.


Gotta agree. Plenty of black babies made by white politicians have been disowned.
 
2012-07-31 08:39:30 PM

Kuroshin: PonceAlyosha: farkityfarker: bobbette: JRoo: Gay is the new black.

No. Sexuality is totally different from race.

True. No one's ever been disowned by their family because of their race.

Uh, I'm a big 'mo, but that's totally untrue.

Gotta agree. Plenty of black babies made by white politicians have been disowned.


Not to mention, oh, I don't know, the entirety of slavery everywhere ever.
 
2012-07-31 08:43:32 PM
It's all self-hate.
 
2012-07-31 08:46:38 PM
i90.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-31 08:51:56 PM
Who gives a sh*t what Pat Robertson says.
 
2012-07-31 08:58:23 PM
Oh no! Pat Robertson and all his minions hate me. Who is this news to?
 
2012-07-31 09:00:22 PM

PonceAlyosha: Kuroshin: PonceAlyosha: farkityfarker: bobbette: JRoo: Gay is the new black.

No. Sexuality is totally different from race.

True. No one's ever been disowned by their family because of their race.

Uh, I'm a big 'mo, but that's totally untrue.

Gotta agree. Plenty of black babies made by white politicians have been disowned.

Not to mention, oh, I don't know, the entirety of slavery everywhere ever.


Yeah, but I like to keep the sample size small when disproving an absolute. More of a tactical strike, rather than a broad nuking of a region.

Although I do that as well, from time to time.
 
2012-07-31 09:01:26 PM

Dr.Knockboots: "you know.. Christy.. something happened a long time ago in Haiti..."

A GREAT song that starts out with a clip of this windbag, and then goes on to ridicule all the religious zealots.

You all should should really listen, I promise you'll like it.

Link

"so you can't put the blame on me, I'm doing what God said"



Pat also inspired this great song, too.
 
2012-07-31 09:02:10 PM

Natas Nwaps: Oh no! Pat Robertson and all his minions hate me. Who is this news to?


Look, if we don't keep up with what a contemptable piece of shiat he is and his continuing efforts to harm people who've done nothing too him, we won't be able to properly enjoy his death. His death is coming, and those of us who've been around long enough to have seen his garbage occasionally injected into our lives deserve to celebrate it properly.
 
2012-07-31 09:15:55 PM

Tickle Mittens: Natas Nwaps: Oh no! Pat Robertson and all his minions hate me. Who is this news to?

Look, if we don't keep up with what a contemptable piece of shiat he is and his continuing efforts to harm people who've done nothing too him, we won't be able to properly enjoy his death. His death is coming, and those of us who've been around long enough to have seen his garbage occasionally injected into our lives deserve to celebrate it properly.


Good point!
 
2012-07-31 09:32:07 PM

Lurk sober post drunk: now i just don't know what to believe. or masturbate to.


WWJMBT?

/The answer is Rachel Dratch
 
2012-07-31 09:46:07 PM

SilentStrider: you know who doesn't hate gay people?

Jesus.


Jesus thinks what ever it is a person wants him to think. That's the appeal.
 
2012-07-31 10:00:40 PM

CtrlAltDelete: Who gives a sh*t what Pat Robertson says.




Way, way too many people who vote.
 
2012-07-31 10:06:00 PM
Wow I wish he would die.

A long time ago.
 
2012-07-31 10:08:21 PM
Is this a surprise to anyone? The real question is how many of those friends are gay.
 
2012-07-31 10:17:57 PM

reklamfox: Wow a lot of gay hate on Fark today


No more so than the daily hate for Christians on Fark. Oh, no, wait. We disagree with Christians so it's ok to hate them.

/Christian
//Republican
///Don't care who you sleep with.
////Don't care who you marry.

 
2012-07-31 10:21:09 PM

soporific: abb3w: It's because everyone he knows is so old as to have one foot in the grave.

You guys don't understand. You've already lost. The current generation doesn't care.

The problem, of course, is that the current generation also doesn't vote. Or at least, they don't vote in large enough margins to actually win the important gay-rights elections. It's one thing to be in favor of gay marriage, it's another thing entirely to actually get to the polls, and as soon as the current generation does that in significant numbers, then won't that be something?

/really hoping they get it together in Washington state.


This gay marriage thing better not shoot the farking country in the foot like it did in 2004. That year the GOP went full retard and brought every scared little farktard out of hiding to vote against the homosexual agenda. While they were there, they farked over the entire country by voting Bush into office again. Let us all pray that the gays bring EVERYONE they know to the polls this time and don't just spend the day sucking dicks. We ALL need to not have Romney in office, and I am perfectly fine with gays having the same rights as everyone else.

/Washington state resident
//fark the Defense of Marriage bigots
 
2012-07-31 10:24:54 PM

acad1228: reklamfox: Wow a lot of gay hate on Fark today

No more so than the daily hate for Christians on Fark. Oh, no, wait. We disagree with Christians so it's ok to hate them./Christian
//Republican
///Don't care who you sleep with.
////Don't care who you marry.


Don't mind conflating general disdain for christianity with true oppression, either.
 
2012-07-31 10:26:42 PM

abb3w: soporific: The problem, of course, is that the current generation also doesn't vote. Or at least, they don't vote in large enough margins to actually win the important gay-rights elections.

Even actual 2008 voters apparently were plurality in favor as of 2010. And attitudes are continuing to shift.

And the kiddies in this November's 18-21 year old demographic weren't eligible to vote in 2008's presidential election. They'll probably turn out in the usual 30-40% level; and those who were eligible and have gotten older, will as usual become more likely to vote.

It's a question of when, not whether.

soporific: /really hoping they get it together in Washington state.

Between Maine, Washington, Maryland, and Minnesota, the conservative's "every time it went to a POPULAR vote" argument is going to have a couple holes in it by spring.


Again, I sure hope so. Time for this country to move forward and get out of the GOP 1940's mentality.

/not gay
//will do my part for gay rights in WA state though
 
2012-07-31 10:26:46 PM
It really shouldn't be surprising that young people don't give a shiat what two consenting adults do in their spare time.

If you get any kid 25 or younger to speak honestly with you about what really troubles him/her, you'll realize that us older folks have done such a fine job of leaving this country a smoldering mess that most of these young people simply don't have the luxury of worrying about other people's sexual preferences. We've decimated their manufacturing jobs, saddled them with insane student loan debt, crippled the economy with regressive tax schemes and casino style deregulation, and cratered the housing market.

Imagine, for a moment, that you're 22 and just graduating college today. On top of the fact that you're possibly going to move back home with your parents, you've also got to come to grips with the fact that you're going to incur more student debt for your masters; just so you can stay even remotely competitive in this depressed job market. To say nothing of the fact that you may not even have health insurance at all during this period, so good luck if you get sick. Oh, and if you do manage to get a job, get used to the fact that you can be shiatcanned at a moment's notice if it pleases your company's shareholders. You don't have the time to give a flying fark what other people do in their personal time.

With all the bullshiat kids are having thrown at them these days, it's not shocking that most of them give a collective "meh" when creeps like Robertson start screeching "OMG teh gheyz!!!!!"
 
2012-07-31 10:38:28 PM
That's pretty freaky. Democratic party died off when they stated fighting for black people too.

They'll never learn.
 
2012-07-31 10:54:19 PM

Dr Dreidel: Wait, what? We have a referendum coming on the ballot?


Last I heard, yes; the legislature passed a bill to legalize it, and there's a referendum in the fall to try overturning it, I think.

Dr Dreidel: // I'm setting the over/under for "percentage voting in favor of marriage equality" at 57


About right. Shortly after Obama sounded off, it was polling 55:36 support.

my lip balm addiction: This gay marriage thing better not shoot the farking country in the foot like it did in 2004. That year the GOP went full retard and brought every scared little farktard out of hiding to vote against the homosexual agenda.


It might have an impact. However, none of the four are looking to be major swing states, which reduces the leverage a bit.
 
2012-07-31 11:01:10 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: WHY isn't he dead yet?


FTFY
 
2012-07-31 11:37:51 PM

acad1228: reklamfox: Wow a lot of gay hate on Fark today

No more so than the daily hate for Christians on Fark. Oh, no, wait. We disagree with Christians so it's ok to hate them.

/Christian
//RepublicanRINO
///Don't care who you sleep with.
////Don't care who you marry.


FTFY

/your chosen political party has made it their mission to care who sleeps with whom
 
2012-07-31 11:37:54 PM
albuquerquehalsey
Diogenes: I've been out of the closet for 18 farking years and no one told me I could rape freaking angels?!?!

Why has this information been withheld?

good_luck_with_that.mpreg


Mpreg?

I see what you did there.
 
2012-07-31 11:40:41 PM
It's none of my business if 2 people (any 2 people) want to get married. It's none of the government's business if 2 people (any 2 people) want to get married. This November I will not vote on the issue, I will leave it blank.
 
2012-07-31 11:53:46 PM

acad1228: No more so than the daily hate for Christians on Fark. Oh, no, wait. We disagree with Christians so it's ok to hate them.


You supposedly have a close, personal relationship with the all-powerful, eternal, Master of the Universe.
So you should be able to get over this. But it seems not.
Is your relationship merely a figment of your imagination?
 
2012-08-01 12:40:58 AM

Sabyen91: PonceAlyosha: Sabyen91: Bender The Offender: No one told me that the gays get to rape angels. I'm going to have to factor this into my sexuality and make some tough choices :(

But it would have to be a guy angel. Factor that in, too.

But angels have all eight genders. Also, you can't rape them, because they don't have volition, they're just cogs in God's celestial machinery. So it's more like masturbating into an angel, really.

/Nag Hammadi you've done it again

So they are little better than real dolls? Screw it. I am staying straight.


media.giantbomb.com

...is intrigued and will be investigating further.
 
2012-08-01 12:41:24 AM

CtrlAltDelete: Who gives a sh*t what Pat Robertson says.


Old people that vote.
 
2012-08-01 12:43:39 AM

reklamfox: Wow a lot of gay hate on Fark today


Don't sweat it, everyone gets their turn here.
 
2012-08-01 12:58:54 AM
wwp.greenwichmeantime.com
 
2012-08-01 01:02:24 AM

acad1228: reklamfox: Wow a lot of gay hate on Fark today

No more so than the daily hate for Christians on Fark. Oh, no, wait. We disagree with Christians so it's ok to hate them./Christian
//Republican
///Don't care who you sleep with.
////Don't care who you marry.


Oh boo-hoo. "I'm a Christian, why does everyone hate/oppress me?! It's so unfair! All we ever do is love everyone and never do anything to harm anyone ever. Every single Christian on the planet is the nicest, most honest, and most loving person you could possibly hope to meet. IT'S SO UNFAIR!"

Hey hey....tough shiat, go read your book (what revision is it on now?) and take solace and comfort in the fact that you'll be going to heaven and all those meanies will burn for an eternity.
 
2012-08-01 01:05:15 AM
mattsmaps.files.wordpress.com

He might be onto something
 
2012-08-01 01:06:58 AM
So Pat Robertson thinks that including gay marriage in the official dem platform could potentially hurt their chances in the upcoming elections.

OK. I would say he is correct. What's the problem?
 
2012-08-01 01:08:28 AM
What a punchable Keebler elf.
img337.imageshack.us
 
2012-08-01 01:12:09 AM
sugardave




acad1228: reklamfox: Wow a lot of gay hate on Fark today

No more so than the daily hate for Christians on Fark. Oh, no, wait. We disagree with Christians so it's ok to hate them./Christian
//Republican
///Don't care who you sleep with.
////Don't care who you marry.

Oh boo-hoo. "I'm a Christian, why does everyone hate/oppress me?! It's so unfair! All we ever do is love everyone and never do anything to harm anyone ever. Every single Christian on the planet is the nicest, most honest, and most loving person you could possibly hope to meet. IT'S SO UNFAIR!"

Hey hey....tough shiat, go read your book (what revision is it on now?) and take solace and comfort in the fact that you'll be going to heaven and all those meanies will burn for an eternity.


Wow you really nailed it there dave. I guess tomorrow a bunch of Christians will be protesting at Starbucks because of there stance on gay partners health coverage. Starbucks is so gay isn't it.
 
2012-08-01 01:19:07 AM

Buffalo77: sugardave

acad1228: reklamfox: Wow a lot of gay hate on Fark today

No more so than the daily hate for Christians on Fark. Oh, no, wait. We disagree with Christians so it's ok to hate them./Christian
//Republican
///Don't care who you sleep with.
////Don't care who you marry.

Oh boo-hoo. "I'm a Christian, why does everyone hate/oppress me?! It's so unfair! All we ever do is love everyone and never do anything to harm anyone ever. Every single Christian on the planet is the nicest, most honest, and most loving person you could possibly hope to meet. IT'S SO UNFAIR!"

Hey hey....tough shiat, go read your book (what revision is it on now?) and take solace and comfort in the fact that you'll be going to heaven and all those meanies will burn for an eternity.

Wow you really nailed it there dave. I guess tomorrow a bunch of Christians will be protesting at Starbucks because of there stance on gay partners health coverage. Starbucks is so gay isn't it.


More power to them. I certainly won't stand for anyone biatching about how it's unfair of them to boycott Starbuck's, so I'm not sure where you're going with this point...
 
2012-08-01 01:36:37 AM

Spaz-master: [mattsmaps.files.wordpress.com image 850x656]

He might be onto something


Gay Marria? Sounds hot...
 
2012-08-01 01:43:28 AM

wookiee cookie: "angel rape" would be a good name for a norwegian death metal band


Needs more umlauts.
 
2012-08-01 01:46:15 AM
Twenty years ago, people could pretend that Pat Robertson was relevant. I don't know why he still gets press for his derp today.
 
2012-08-01 01:55:04 AM

rynthetyn: Twenty years ago, people could pretend that Pat Robertson was relevant. I don't know why he still gets press for his derp today.


He's still on the air, which means that the sick and the old are still sending him money. Many of them are not too sick or old to vote.
 
2012-08-01 02:03:14 AM

0Icky0: rynthetyn: Twenty years ago, people could pretend that Pat Robertson was relevant. I don't know why he still gets press for his derp today.

He's still on the air, which means that the sick and the old are still sending him money. Many of them are not too sick or old to vote.


Well, when he sold the Family Channel to ABC it included some sort of deal where they had to keep him on the air. Also, even if nobody's sending him money, he's got plenty of money from sucking up to African dictators to keep his slave labor diamond mines open.
 
2012-08-01 02:35:15 AM

jcooli09: acad1228: reklamfox: Wow a lot of gay hate on Fark today

No more so than the daily hate for Christians on Fark. Oh, no, wait. We disagree with Christians so it's ok to hate them./Christian
//Republican
///Don't care who you sleep with.
////Don't care who you marry.

Don't mind conflating general disdain for christianity with true oppression, either.


When a national politician advocates that Christians can't marry, and farkers support their election, give me a call. I will support your poor oppressed sole.

But that will never happen (the later... also the former, but I'm talking about the later)

Farkers hate/love your favorite meal/beer/band/mode of transportation to work. The fact you obsess over the fact some don't love your favorite god is just a case of Hostile media effect
 
2012-08-01 02:36:43 AM
Sorry jcooli09. Misquote. Was meant for acad1228
 
2012-08-01 03:03:58 AM
Robertson is a con artist.
 
2012-08-01 04:44:51 AM

impaler: abb3w: You guys don't understand. You've already lost. The current generation doesn't care.

Came here to say that, leaving satisfied.


Actually, I think it's time to update that. The current generation does care. They support equality. Even straight kids these days consider this important.
 
2012-08-01 04:58:48 AM

acad1228: No more so than the daily hate for Christians on Fark. Oh, no, wait. We disagree with Christians so it's ok to hate them.


We just hate the sin, not the sinners.

Hey, you know who else...?

/Quatchi to PR: Get in the box already and nail yourself in, you horrible, horrible man.
 
2012-08-01 06:02:48 AM

Spaz-master: [mattsmaps.files.wordpress.com image 850x656]

He might be onto something


Some idiot's blog graphic?
 
2012-08-01 08:12:34 AM
Passing the Civil Rights Act condemned the Democratic Party to losing the South for decades.

It was still the right thing to do.

Does Pat disagree?
 
2012-08-01 08:55:33 AM
 
2012-08-01 08:57:29 AM
I'm sure they do, for 2 reasons:

1. He's paying them.
2. Only other bigoted asshats could stand to be around Pat Robertson for more than a few minutes.
 
2012-08-01 08:59:20 AM
Also, there are some GREAT insights as to how Homosexuals think and how "busy" they are in the linked webpage.

Classic shiat, really:
We can bring out statistics on the number of partners homosexuals have: 43% of homosexuals say they have had 500 or more sexual partners in their lifetime. Braggart!
 
2012-08-01 09:20:56 AM

kmramki: Actually, I think it's time to update that. The current generation does care. They support equality. Even straight kids these days consider this important.


Yeah, but the linked video the quote comes from is way cool; enough that it would be hard to find a better quote/video combination to use as a replacement. But maybe something will turn up by when the GSS-2012 dataset comes out around next April.
 
2012-08-01 09:22:55 AM

gopher321: After reading the article, I don't see that quote or even that inference from subby's headline. Of course, finding out that everyone that this guy knows hates gay people would not surprise me in the least - I'm sure he surrounds himself with fellow bible thumpers and right wing toadies...but I don't get the headline.


It's probably already been answered already but the headline is a reference to a quote attributed to the late film critic Pauline Kael: "I don't understand how Nixon won. I don't know anybody who voted for him."

To be fair to Ms Kael, she claims she was taken out of context. She said that what she was really saying was that she didn't understand why anybody would vote for Nixon, but then she didn't know any Republicans. So basically, instead of being lost in her own naivete ("how could Nixon win when my circle of friends didn't vote for him?"), she claims she was admitting to her own naivete ("I don't understand Nixon's appeal, but then I don't associate with Nixon voters").
 
2012-08-01 09:24:53 AM
I'm sure he is right.. after all, he is surrounded by other Christians.
 
2012-08-01 09:41:27 AM

ElQue: Spaz-master: [mattsmaps.files.wordpress.com image 850x656]

He might be onto something

Some idiot's blog graphic?

The point is to pay attention to the swing states.
It's more relevant than this tired and misleading one.
a.imageshack.us
 
2012-08-01 11:08:55 AM

Spaz-master: [mattsmaps.files.wordpress.com image 850x656]

He might be onto something


Now do one with 1960s polling on interracial marriage. I think you'll see a bit of overlap, especially in the south.

Hell, a lot of people still either want it illegal or "aren't sure".
 
2012-08-01 11:09:00 AM
Hmmm....Angel Rape?


I could live with that.

www.allgraphics123.com
 
2012-08-01 11:27:18 AM
Pat Robertson says everyone he knows hates gay people
Pat Robertson says everyone knows he hates gay people.

/FTFY
 
2012-08-01 11:35:39 AM

sugardave: acad1228: reklamfox: Wow a lot of gay hate on Fark today

No more so than the daily hate for Christians on Fark. Oh, no, wait. We disagree with Christians so it's ok to hate them./Christian
//Republican
///Don't care who you sleep with.
////Don't care who you marry.

Oh boo-hoo. "I'm a Christian, why does everyone hate/oppress me?! It's so unfair! All we ever do is love everyone and never do anything to harm anyone ever. Every single Christian on the planet is the nicest, most honest, and most loving person you could possibly hope to meet. IT'S SO UNFAIR!"

Hey hey....tough shiat, go read your book (what revision is it on now?) and take solace and comfort in the fact that you'll be going to heaven and all those meanies will burn for an eternity.


Yeah, like that!
 
2012-08-01 11:41:18 AM

acad1228: sugardave: acad1228: reklamfox: Wow a lot of gay hate on Fark today

No more so than the daily hate for Christians on Fark. Oh, no, wait. We disagree with Christians so it's ok to hate them./Christian
//Republican
///Don't care who you sleep with.
////Don't care who you marry.

Oh boo-hoo. "I'm a Christian, why does everyone hate/oppress me?! It's so unfair! All we ever do is love everyone and never do anything to harm anyone ever. Every single Christian on the planet is the nicest, most honest, and most loving person you could possibly hope to meet. IT'S SO UNFAIR!"

Hey hey....tough shiat, go read your book (what revision is it on now?) and take solace and comfort in the fact that you'll be going to heaven and all those meanies will burn for an eternity.

Yeah, like that!


Nailed it, then? So, the next step is for you to explain how I'm wrong in my assessment of your whine, especially when you win the Big Prize at the end of the game. I'd ask you to see how idiotic your position sounds, but I've tried logic and reason with Christians before. Unsurprisingly, they aren't very good at it.
 
2012-08-01 12:27:47 PM

Spaz-master: ElQue: Spaz-master: [mattsmaps.files.wordpress.com image 850x656]

He might be onto something

Some idiot's blog graphic?
The point is to pay attention to the swing states.
It's more relevant than this tired and misleading one.
[a.imageshack.us image 600x400]


How is that chart misleading? It basically says that younger generations are much more open to the idea of gay marriage and gay rights in general. It's only a matter of time before we reach a tipping point, as the more conservative generations die off and the younger generations become more involved in politics as they age. You can temporarily hold back gay marriage, but you are going to eventually be on the wrong side of history, just like older generations that protested race-mixing.

You can already see the effects of the younger generations' acceptance of gays in popular culture, where gay actors like NPH can be out and proud with no ill effects to their careers. Conservatives can appeal to the fears of older generations for a while, but they have to die someday.

As a great singer once said: "Come senators, congressmen/Please heed the call/Don't stand in the doorway/Don't block up the hall/For he that gets hurt/Will be he who has stalled."
 
2012-08-01 12:29:26 PM

Buffalo77: sugardave

acad1228: reklamfox: Wow a lot of gay hate on Fark today

No more so than the daily hate for Christians on Fark. Oh, no, wait. We disagree with Christians so it's ok to hate them./Christian
//Republican
///Don't care who you sleep with.
////Don't care who you marry.

Oh boo-hoo. "I'm a Christian, why does everyone hate/oppress me?! It's so unfair! All we ever do is love everyone and never do anything to harm anyone ever. Every single Christian on the planet is the nicest, most honest, and most loving person you could possibly hope to meet. IT'S SO UNFAIR!"

Hey hey....tough shiat, go read your book (what revision is it on now?) and take solace and comfort in the fact that you'll be going to heaven and all those meanies will burn for an eternity.

Wow you really nailed it there dave. I guess tomorrow a bunch of Christians will be protesting at Starbucks because of there stance on gay partners health coverage. Starbucks is so gay isn't it.


So long as they're not trying to persuade the government to continue limiting the freedoms of others, who cares?
 
2012-08-01 01:04:12 PM

sugardave: acad1228: sugardave: acad1228: reklamfox: Wow a lot of gay hate on Fark today

No more so than the daily hate for Christians on Fark. Oh, no, wait. We disagree with Christians so it's ok to hate them./Christian
//Republican
///Don't care who you sleep with.
////Don't care who you marry.

Oh boo-hoo. "I'm a Christian, why does everyone hate/oppress me?! It's so unfair! All we ever do is love everyone and never do anything to harm anyone ever. Every single Christian on the planet is the nicest, most honest, and most loving person you could possibly hope to meet. IT'S SO UNFAIR!"

Hey hey....tough shiat, go read your book (what revision is it on now?) and take solace and comfort in the fact that you'll be going to heaven and all those meanies will burn for an eternity.

Yeah, like that!

Nailed it, then? So, the next step is for you to explain how I'm wrong in my assessment of your whine, especially when you win the Big Prize at the end of the game. I'd ask you to see how idiotic your position sounds, but I've tried logic and reason with Christians before. Unsurprisingly, they aren't very good at it.


Who's whining? All I'm asking is: Why do you have to hate people with whom you disagree? Can't you just disagree with them? I haven't said anything hateful to anyone, yet you claim I'm whining and call my position idiotic. How does that help?
 
2012-08-01 02:50:45 PM

acad1228: sugardave: acad1228: sugardave: acad1228: reklamfox: Wow a lot of gay hate on Fark today

No more so than the daily hate for Christians on Fark. Oh, no, wait. We disagree with Christians so it's ok to hate them./Christian
//Republican
///Don't care who you sleep with.
////Don't care who you marry.

Oh boo-hoo. "I'm a Christian, why does everyone hate/oppress me?! It's so unfair! All we ever do is love everyone and never do anything to harm anyone ever. Every single Christian on the planet is the nicest, most honest, and most loving person you could possibly hope to meet. IT'S SO UNFAIR!"

Hey hey....tough shiat, go read your book (what revision is it on now?) and take solace and comfort in the fact that you'll be going to heaven and all those meanies will burn for an eternity.

Yeah, like that!

Nailed it, then? So, the next step is for you to explain how I'm wrong in my assessment of your whine, especially when you win the Big Prize at the end of the game. I'd ask you to see how idiotic your position sounds, but I've tried logic and reason with Christians before. Unsurprisingly, they aren't very good at it.

Who's whining? All I'm asking is: Why do you have to hate people with whom you disagree? Can't you just disagree with them? I haven't said anything hateful to anyone, yet you claim I'm whining and call my position idiotic. How does that help?


See that bolded part up there? That's whining.

Here's another thought for you. If you want people to stop "hating Christians", do something to make your group be less prone to being hated. Something like not trying to legislate your beliefs.
 
2012-08-01 04:06:07 PM

acad1228: All I'm asking is: Why do you have to hate people with whom you disagree? Can't you just disagree with them? I haven't said anything hateful to anyone, yet you claim I'm whining and call my position idiotic. How does that help?


That would be neat if christians like Pat Robertson could do just that. If they could only disagree with the gays instead of dumping huge sums of money preventing them from having the same rights as straight people, or vocally opposing them and saying sh*tty hateful things in the media... this wouldn't be an issue.

Sorry, you meant the people who oppose christian hatred, not the christians themselves.
 
2012-08-01 09:26:58 PM

Spaz-master: It's more relevant than this tired and misleading one.


Relevant to the current election cycle? Possibly.

On the other hand, it's also pretty misleading, as most of those bans were passed relatively early on, back when the national opposition for gay marriage was running circa 60-35 rather than the current 45-50; and most of the states with bans are relatively conservative.

Mad_Radhu: How is that chart misleading?


Well, there's a lot of people who think the dates at the bottom are year-of-poll rather than year-of-birth-for-person-asked; however, I'm not sure how much clearer "Cohort By Decade" can get. Maybe "decade-grouped birth Cohort"?

It's also misleading, in that it understates the trend, by treating the birth cohort attitudes as static. All the birth cohorts are also becoming more accepting with time. Doing a 3-D plot would be a royal pain-in-the-ass. I suppose I could work on it, but I'm lazy.

Mad_Radhu: As a great singer once said: "Come senators, congressmen/Please heed the call/Don't stand in the doorway/Don't block up the hall/For he that gets hurt/Will be he who has stalled."


The next verse seems more appropriate to the graphic:

Come mothers and fathers throughout the land
And don't criticize what you can't understand.
Your sons and your daughters are beyond your command:
Your old road is rapidly agin'
Please get out of the new one if you can't lend your hand
For the times they are a-changin'.
 
2012-08-02 01:32:07 PM

acad1228: reklamfox: Wow a lot of gay hate on Fark today

No more so than the daily hate for Christians on Fark. Oh, no, wait. We disagree with Christians so it's ok to hate them./Christian
//Republican
///Don't care who you sleep with.
////Don't care who you marry.


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