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2012-07-31 04:18:06 PM
Huh, everyone I know hates Pat Robertson.
 
2012-07-31 04:20:23 PM

Sgt Otter: Huh, everyone I know hates Pat Robertson.


Damn you. I wanted to say that first!

fark it, I'll say it:

Aint that a coincidence, everyone I know hates Pat Robertson
 
2012-07-31 04:25:01 PM
Isn't he dead yet?
 
2012-07-31 04:30:04 PM
It's weird that everyone you haven't kicked out of your masturbatory religious echo chamber agrees with you.
 
2012-07-31 04:41:59 PM
Who?
 
2012-07-31 04:45:42 PM
Obvious tag taking a nap?
 
2012-07-31 04:47:03 PM

Nadie_AZ: Who?


It would be a "who" if it were some random dude off the street. But we are talking about someone who is in the public eye so demeaning him by using "who" does not work.

Best way to demean him is to make fun of that old closeted homosexual
 
2012-07-31 04:48:53 PM
Pat needs to get out more.
 
2012-07-31 04:49:18 PM
That's funny, everyone I know thinks Pat Robertson is a dildo, only less useful. Hmm.
 
2012-07-31 04:51:41 PM
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2012-07-31 04:52:11 PM
Hey. Let's all be shocked!
 
2012-07-31 04:55:40 PM

Sgt Otter: Huh, everyone I know hates Pat Robertson.


Yeah.
 
2012-07-31 04:57:30 PM
Pat: For the Democrats to go out on that limb, it just seems like to me that they are further alienating themselves from the mainstream of America.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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2012-07-31 05:00:42 PM
Pat, you've made your entire career out of bilking the old, the destitute and the desperate out of what little money they had so you could live a life of luxury. Please do us all a favor and rid the world of your parasitic life.
 
2012-07-31 05:04:54 PM
I've been out of the closet for 18 farking years and no one told me I could rape freaking angels?!?!

Why has this information been withheld?
 
2012-07-31 05:09:44 PM

Diogenes: I've been out of the closet for 18 farking years and no one told me I could rape freaking angels?!?!

Why has this information been withheld?


The wings are like pigtails on a girl.
 
2012-07-31 05:12:11 PM

Quasar: Diogenes: I've been out of the closet for 18 farking years and no one told me I could rape freaking angels?!?!

Why has this information been withheld?

The wings are like pigtails on a girl.


I shall pluck the feathers, as a young lover would pick the petals of a flower.

"Angel loves me" *plink* "Angel loves me not" *plink* "Angel loves me....oh stop crying." *plink* "Angel loves me not..."
 
2012-07-31 05:16:38 PM
Their stance on gays seems to be: Hate the sinner, Love the sin.
 
2012-07-31 05:21:31 PM
That's not exactly something to be bragging about Pat.
 
2012-07-31 05:22:32 PM

Quasar: Diogenes: I've been out of the closet for 18 farking years and no one told me I could rape freaking angels?!?!

Why has this information been withheld?

The wings are like pigtails on a girl.


Only better.
 
2012-07-31 05:28:09 PM

Diogenes: I've been out of the closet for 18 farking years and no one told me I could rape freaking angels?!?!

Why has this information been withheld?


It's weeping angels, my friend. You don't want to mess with that.
 
2012-07-31 05:34:11 PM

djkutch: Diogenes: I've been out of the closet for 18 farking years and no one told me I could rape freaking angels?!?!

Why has this information been withheld?

It's weeping angels, my friend. You don't want to mess with that.


Don't twink.
 
2012-07-31 05:47:31 PM

It's because everyone he knows is so old as to have one foot in the grave.

You guys don't understand. You've already lost. The current generation doesn't care.

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2012-07-31 06:07:43 PM

exick: djkutch: Diogenes: I've been out of the closet for 18 farking years and no one told me I could rape freaking angels?!?!

Why has this information been withheld?

It's weeping angels, my friend. You don't want to mess with that.

Don't twink.


That was beautiful.
 
2012-07-31 06:12:06 PM
After reading the article, I don't see that quote or even that inference from subby's headline. Of course, finding out that everyone that this guy knows hates gay people would not surprise me in the least - I'm sure he surrounds himself with fellow bible thumpers and right wing toadies...but I don't get the headline.
 
2012-07-31 06:15:37 PM

abb3w: You guys don't understand. You've already lost. The current generation doesn't care.


Came here to say that, leaving satisfied.
 
2012-07-31 06:16:22 PM
Are they doing the thing where they say the opposite of what's true? There's a word for that, what is it....
 
2012-07-31 06:21:30 PM
"you know.. Christy.. something happened a long time ago in Haiti..."

A GREAT song that starts out with a clip of this windbag, and then goes on to ridicule all the religious zealots.

You all should should really listen, I promise you'll like it.

Link

"so you can't put the blame on me, I'm doing what God said"
 
2012-07-31 06:22:06 PM
He must not know me.
 
2012-07-31 06:27:38 PM
Is he channeling Pauline Kael?
 
2012-07-31 06:28:15 PM
Wow a lot of gay hate on Fark today
 
2012-07-31 06:28:58 PM
*alienate/excommunicate/bully into silence everyone around you who even thinks of condoning gay marriage*

hey, no one i know thinks this is acceptable. the democrats are outta touch. in their ivory towers of academic indoctrination. now if you'll excuse me, i need to speak to the masses on my own broadcasting network then retire to my gated estate.
 
2012-07-31 06:29:27 PM
You lying windbag, everyone you know is gay and in the closet.

We're talking Narnia (it was one of those fantasy books you never read).

Pat Robertson blows boar hogs when nobody's looking. He's never read the Gospel and thinks that the Epistles of Paul are the only thing he's expected to take seriously.

Besides all of that, some days I really don't like the guy.
 
2012-07-31 06:29:28 PM
What a moron. Just a moron. A farking moron. Just...just...fark.

Here's how bad he is: my cousin, an ordained minister, pastor of a local church doesn't like Pat Robertson. Granted, my cousin, though a fully believing Christian, isn't a pushy dipshiat bigot, but still.
 
2012-07-31 06:30:54 PM

Diogenes: I've been out of the closet for 18 farking years and no one told me I could rape freaking angels?!?!

Why has this information been withheld?


www.geocities.jp

good_luck_with_that.mpreg
 
2012-07-31 06:31:17 PM

Dr.Knockboots: "you know.. Christy.. something happened a long time ago in Haiti..."

A GREAT song that starts out with a clip of this windbag, and then goes on to ridicule all the religious zealots.

You all should should really listen, I promise you'll like it.

Link

"so you can't put the blame on me, I'm doing what God said"


Good song and a good video

Thanks for posting
 
2012-07-31 06:32:37 PM

Diogenes: I've been out of the closet for 18 farking years and no one told me I could rape freaking angels?!?!

Why has this information been withheld?


i'm actually pretty jealous. not a fan of rape, but...angel rape? that's real ultimate power!
 
2012-07-31 06:34:34 PM
There's something satisfyingly schadenfreude-ey about watching the older generations thrashing around and fighting with all their might against change. Society is changing, nobody cares what you think anymore.
 
2012-07-31 06:35:22 PM

Diogenes: Quasar: Diogenes: I've been out of the closet for 18 farking years and no one told me I could rape freaking angels?!?!

Why has this information been withheld?

The wings are like pigtails on a girl.

I shall pluck the feathers, as a young lover would pick the petals of a flower.

"Angel loves me" *plink* "Angel loves me not" *plink* "Angel loves me....oh stop crying." *plink* "Angel loves me not..."


Don't Blink!!!
 
2012-07-31 06:36:25 PM

reklamfox: Wow a lot of gay hate on Fark today


Election year. Lots of it in the news. Drives page clicks. Really brings out the trolls.
 
2012-07-31 06:37:27 PM

albuquerquehalsey: Diogenes: I've been out of the closet for 18 farking years and no one told me I could rape freaking angels?!?!

Why has this information been withheld?

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good_luck_with_that.mpreg


I'd hit it with the Lance of Longinus.
 
2012-07-31 06:38:38 PM
You want friends? Go to a gay bar, everyone there is real friendly.
 
2012-07-31 06:39:03 PM

Diogenes: I've been out of the closet for 18 farking years and no one told me I could rape freaking angels?!?!

Why has this information been withheld?


You don't have to rape Angels. Parents name their kid that, and it always ends up being ironic.
 
2012-07-31 06:39:48 PM

Diogenes: I've been out of the closet for 18 farking years and no one told me I could rape freaking angels?!?!

Why has this information been withheld?


I think he meant Angel, his gardener's assistant.

/and Jesus, the pool boy
 
2012-07-31 06:44:43 PM

cman: Sgt Otter: Huh, everyone I know hates Pat Robertson.

Damn you. I wanted to say that first!

fark it, I'll say it:

Aint that a coincidence, everyone I know hates Pat Robertson


cman, you're the only one we seem to have currently.

You're quite literally the extension cord between rightists and leftists. At least that's the way I see it.

How can we bridge this gap? How can we meet the one with the other? I hope you have a good answer, because I don't have jack shiat.
 
2012-07-31 06:50:30 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Pat needs to get out more.


Out of the closet more?
 
2012-07-31 06:51:59 PM
Pat Robertson says everyone he knows hates gay people... because they're so damned sexy.
 
2012-07-31 06:52:19 PM
Smoke a doobie and STFU, Pat.
 
2012-07-31 06:55:37 PM
No one ever said Christians were tolerant.
 
2012-07-31 06:56:12 PM

abb3w: It's because everyone he knows is so old as to have one foot in the grave.

You guys don't understand. You've already lost. The current generation doesn't care.

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Yes indeed. That chart clearly shows that anyone who supports gay marriage is alienating themselves from mainstream America.
 
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