FARK.com: (7243087) Michele Bachmann to Keith Ellison: "You're a terrorist traitor trying to kill American children. Wanna co-sponsor a bill with me?"

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		Michele Bachmann to Keith Ellison: "You're a terrorist traitor trying to kill American children. Wanna co-sponsor a bill with me?" (stmichael.patch.com)		20
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namatad		2012-07-31 07:05:32 PM

3 votes:

If she is against gay marriage, why is she married to a gay man??

erik-k		2012-07-31 11:13:42 PM

2 votes:

Corvus: Why do Republicans allow US security to be compromised by putting her on the intelligence committee?

She's perfect for it. Much like the NIST provides accurate references for physical measurements, Bachmann provides the intelligence committee a well-known zero point.

If they ever develop a more accurate reference for zero intelligence, she'll probably be used a secondary reference at an artificial stupidity research laboratory. There have been great strides in AS research over the last few years, in case you didn't know. The first human-form prototype is currently being field tested overseas and has exceeded all expectations. This new data will hopefully bring about the conclusion of the Dimwit Excitation Research Project (DERP) within a few months...

/The conclusion is expected to be... extra frothy.

zappaisfrank		2012-07-31 10:13:58 PM

2 votes:

Teufelaffe		2012-07-31 08:32:30 PM

2 votes:

Mentat: Bachmann needs to be blackballed.

So you're saying Ellison should have sex with her?

Lionel Mandrake		2012-07-31 05:41:29 PM

2 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Would someone please just knock her out?

/she's talking so much no air can get to her brain

Her what, now?

gilgigamesh		2012-07-31 05:21:15 PM

2 votes:

Ellison is far too classy to stoop to her level. But its interesting that even if he was so inclined to respond in kind by correctly pointing out that Bachmann is a paranoid, delusional, bigoted, homophobic fundamentalist demagogic succubus she-beast who recklessly feeds on the most negative aspects of the human psyche to fuel her own political ambitions, she would successfully turn it against him by playing the persecuted martyr under attack by dark Muslim hordes.

Ed Finnerty		2012-07-31 05:14:07 PM

2 votes:

Michelle has quickly become Minnesota's state bird.

The Larch		2012-08-01 02:15:12 AM

1 votes:

Sabyen91: Is it just me or does this sound like something that the State legislature should take up (not Federal)?

I'm sure Bachmann doesn't have the slightest idea. But I hope she actually does try to write a bill. The lulz would be epic. It would be like skinny head and meow said the dog shared one typewriter and just spilled all their thoughts on a giant toilet paper roll, in a broken mess of bad grammar, bad ideas, and bad logic.

// yeah, I know. lobbyist write bills.

404 page not found		2012-07-31 11:31:56 PM

1 votes:

TV's Vinnie: I don't see how helping that batsh*t crazy woman help destroy Medicare deserves "extra bonus points".

I guess it's the sad state of our legislative branch that I would award super extra bonus points to someone just for doing their farking job.

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iccky		2012-07-31 10:26:19 PM

1 votes:

zappaisfrank: [sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net image 750x582]

What does he need all those different numbers for? Has it really ever gone above 3?

pueblonative		2012-07-31 09:46:04 PM

1 votes:

Some moments were just created for an infinite facepalm:

i174.photobucket.com

And then this moment comes along and stomps them all out of their pretensions.

The Jami Turman Fan Club		2012-07-31 09:03:41 PM

1 votes:

NewportBarGuy: She's representative of the government our people deserve.

Well, that's a bit harsh. But, how in the hell is she still on the Intelligence Committee? Jesus H Christ.

Well, it's only fair to have somebody representing the 'against' position.

shower_in_my_socks		2012-07-31 08:57:33 PM

1 votes:

Has she figured out yet that her husband is gay?

ShuyaNanahara		2012-07-31 08:23:10 PM

1 votes:

Mentat: Bachmann needs to be blackballed.

You mean like Sarah Palin and Glen Rice?

Aarontology		2012-07-31 07:02:02 PM

1 votes:

So she's collaborating with the enemy?

TO PRISON WITH THE TRAITOR

MaxxLarge		2012-07-31 06:59:29 PM

1 votes:

I live in Ellison's district. I've spoken to him on a number of occasions. He's sensible, rational, progressive, and intelligent. Everything Michelle Bachmann ISN'T.

I don't think there's much danger of the two of them collaborating on anything. They barely even pose for pictures together. And when they do (like in this shot from the Annual Minnesota Congressional Delegation Hotdish Cook-Off), you can tell he's just thrilled.

www.minnpost.com

MaudlinMutantMollusk		2012-07-31 05:29:36 PM

1 votes:

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Diogenes: Mentat: Bachmann needs to be blackballed.

She's a fan of early American history. I say tar and feather her.

Nope. As a witch, the appropriate punishment is the dunking chair.

What if she weighs less than a duck?

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat		2012-07-31 05:17:36 PM

1 votes:

Diogenes: Mentat: Bachmann needs to be blackballed.

She's a fan of early American history. I say tar and feather her.

Nope. As a witch, the appropriate punishment is the dunking chair.