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(Patch)   Michele Bachmann to Keith Ellison: "You're a terrorist traitor trying to kill American children. Wanna co-sponsor a bill with me?"   (stmichael.patch.com) divider line 111
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2012-07-31 04:39:01 PM  
She can't even keep her derp straight anymore.
 
2012-07-31 04:47:13 PM  
Would someone please just knock her out?

/she's talking so much no air can get to her brain
 
2012-07-31 04:56:20 PM  
I'd say it's a trap, but she's not clever enough to pull one off.
 
2012-07-31 04:59:10 PM  
Bachmann needs to be blackballed.
 
2012-07-31 05:14:07 PM  
Michelle has quickly become Minnesota's state bird.
 
2012-07-31 05:14:22 PM  

Mentat: Bachmann needs to be blackballed.


She's a fan of early American history. I say tar and feather her.
 
2012-07-31 05:17:36 PM  

Diogenes: Mentat: Bachmann needs to be blackballed.

She's a fan of early American history. I say tar and feather her.


Nope. As a witch, the appropriate punishment is the dunking chair.
 
2012-07-31 05:21:15 PM  
Ellison is far too classy to stoop to her level. But its interesting that even if he was so inclined to respond in kind by correctly pointing out that Bachmann is a paranoid, delusional, bigoted, homophobic fundamentalist demagogic succubus she-beast who recklessly feeds on the most negative aspects of the human psyche to fuel her own political ambitions, she would successfully turn it against him by playing the persecuted martyr under attack by dark Muslim hordes.
 
2012-07-31 05:29:36 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Diogenes: Mentat: Bachmann needs to be blackballed.

She's a fan of early American history. I say tar and feather her.

Nope. As a witch, the appropriate punishment is the dunking chair.


What if she weighs less than a duck?
 
2012-07-31 05:38:58 PM  

gilgigamesh: Ellison is far too classy to stoop to her level. But its interesting that even if he was so inclined to respond in kind by correctly pointing out that Bachmann is a paranoid, delusional, bigoted, homophobic fundamentalist demagogic succubus she-beast who recklessly feeds on the most negative aspects of the human psyche to fuel her own political ambitions, she would successfully turn it against him by playing the persecuted martyr under attack by dark Muslim hordes.


Like I said, if it's that trap, someone else thought it up for her.

Or, applying Occam's Razor, maybe she realizes she looks like a POS with regard to Muslims and needs to do something PR like.
 
2012-07-31 05:41:29 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Would someone please just knock her out?

/she's talking so much no air can get to her brain


Her what, now?
 
2012-07-31 05:46:43 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Diogenes: Mentat: Bachmann needs to be blackballed.

She's a fan of early American history. I say tar and feather her.

Nope. As a witch, the appropriate punishment is the dunking chair.


I thought the witch was the other one.
 
2012-07-31 05:48:53 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Would someone please just knock her out?

/she's talking so much no air can get to her brain

Her what, now?


Sorry... amygdala
 
2012-07-31 05:49:12 PM  

exick: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Diogenes: Mentat: Bachmann needs to be blackballed.

She's a fan of early American history. I say tar and feather her.

Nope. As a witch, the appropriate punishment is the dunking chair.

I thought the witch was the other one.


She's not a witch. She's you.

Also not in government at all, thank christ.
 
2012-07-31 06:29:35 PM  
Sounds like she's just looking for a kindred spirit.
 
2012-07-31 06:59:29 PM  
I live in Ellison's district. I've spoken to him on a number of occasions. He's sensible, rational, progressive, and intelligent. Everything Michelle Bachmann ISN'T.

I don't think there's much danger of the two of them collaborating on anything. They barely even pose for pictures together. And when they do (like in this shot from the Annual Minnesota Congressional Delegation Hotdish Cook-Off), you can tell he's just thrilled.

www.minnpost.com
 
2012-07-31 06:59:57 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Diogenes: Mentat: Bachmann needs to be blackballed.

She's a fan of early American history. I say tar and feather her.

Nope. As a witch, the appropriate punishment is the dunking chair.

What if she weighs less than a duck?


Then we build a bridge out of her.
 
2012-07-31 07:02:02 PM  
So she's collaborating with the enemy?

TO PRISON WITH THE TRAITOR
 
2012-07-31 07:05:32 PM  
If she is against gay marriage, why is she married to a gay man??
 
2012-07-31 07:21:24 PM  

MaxxLarge: you can tell he's just thrilled.


You are not kidding.
 
2012-07-31 07:26:09 PM  
I still want to know if she adopted all those young girls for her husband to abuse and rape with the hopes of getting him to be less gay.

I'm just asking questions. Michele and Marcus Bachmann need to be investigated for repeatedly raping and sodomizing underage girls.
 
2012-07-31 08:08:56 PM  

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Diogenes: Mentat: Bachmann needs to be blackballed.

She's a fan of early American history. I say tar and feather her.

Nope. As a witch, the appropriate punishment is the dunking chair.

What if she weighs less than a duck?

Then we build a bridge out of her.


Better yet a bridge to nowhere.
 
2012-07-31 08:20:44 PM  
Is is possible to build a catapult large enough to shoot her into low earth orbit so she can find her brain.
 
2012-07-31 08:23:10 PM  

Mentat: Bachmann needs to be blackballed.


You mean like Sarah Palin and Glen Rice?
 
2012-07-31 08:28:01 PM  

MaxxLarge: I live in Ellison's district. I've spoken to him on a number of occasions. He's sensible, rational, progressive, and intelligent. Everything Michelle Bachmann ISN'T.

I don't think there's much danger of the two of them collaborating on anything. They barely even pose for pictures together. And when they do (like in this shot from the Annual Minnesota Congressional Delegation Hotdish Cook-Off), you can tell he's just thrilled.

[www.minnpost.com image 640x245]


Was Al Franken cooking the burgers on the grill that night?
 
2012-07-31 08:31:02 PM  
Mentat: Bachmann needs to be blackballed.

This.

ShuyaNanahara: You mean like Sarah Palin and Glen Rice?

That.
 
2012-07-31 08:32:13 PM  
Is it just me or does this sound like something that the State legislature should take up (not Federal)?
 
2012-07-31 08:32:30 PM  

Mentat: Bachmann needs to be blackballed.


So you're saying Ellison should have sex with her?
 
2012-07-31 08:33:25 PM  

namatad: If she is against gay marriage, why is she married to a gay man??


She's simply illustrating one of the common arguments you see from GOP shills: It's not discrimination because gay men are free to marry women just like all other men. What a team player she is!
 
2012-07-31 08:33:53 PM  

Mentat: Bachmann needs to be blackballed.


Marcus volunteers.
 
2012-07-31 08:35:30 PM  
I'm totally not racist, some of my best co-sponsors are terrorists I mean muslims.
 
2012-07-31 08:36:46 PM  
She's representative of the government our people deserve.

Well, that's a bit harsh. But, how in the hell is she still on the Intelligence Committee? Jesus H Christ.
 
2012-07-31 08:37:06 PM  
Michele Bachmann to Keith Ellison: "You're a terrorist traitor trying to kill American children. But at least you're not an atheist. Wanna co-sponsor a bill with me?"

Most definitely implied.
 
2012-07-31 08:38:29 PM  

NewportBarGuy: She's representative of the government our people deserve.

Well, that's a bit harsh. But, how in the hell is she still on the Intelligence Committee? Jesus H Christ.


I assumed it was to put some sort of muzzle on her. It doesn't appear to have worked.
 
2012-07-31 08:50:32 PM  

coco ebert: She can't even keep her derp straight anymore.


Thus marking the only thing she and I will ever have in common....
 
2012-07-31 08:51:39 PM  

MaxxLarge: I live in Ellison's district. I've spoken to him on a number of occasions. He's sensible, rational, progressive, and intelligent. Everything Michelle Bachmann ISN'T.

I don't think there's much danger of the two of them collaborating on anything. They barely even pose for pictures together. And when they do (like in this shot from the Annual Minnesota Congressional Delegation Hotdish Cook-Off), you can tell he's just thrilled.


Needed a wide angle panoramic just to get them both in the shot.
 
2012-07-31 08:51:53 PM  
"Minnesota is the poster child for Medicaid fraud. If we're going to have a system, we need a system that works for the poor.

You know, I know a few real life right wing media loving trolls who claimed that last year. Claimed that Minnesota was the number one welfare and medicaid states in the country (wrong, Texas is, stupid Texan natives!). Of course, none of them could name a source or justify the claim. Is this purely a Bachmann invention?
 
2012-07-31 08:53:25 PM  
I will preface this statement by saying that I did not RTFA. However, can I safely assume that Bachmann will say that if Ellison doesn't co-sponser the bill with him, it's because he's a terrorist with the Muslim Brotherhood. If he does, then Bachmann will tout that the bill is so good that even Muslims support them amirite?

/DIDN'T READ THE THREAD EITHER.
 
2012-07-31 08:57:33 PM  
Has she figured out yet that her husband is gay?
 
2012-07-31 09:02:30 PM  
The hyperbole and hypocrisy doesn't even resonate. Many Republican have no capability of cognitive dissonance.
 
2012-07-31 09:03:41 PM  

NewportBarGuy: She's representative of the government our people deserve.

Well, that's a bit harsh. But, how in the hell is she still on the Intelligence Committee? Jesus H Christ.


Well, it's only fair to have somebody representing the 'against' position.
 
2012-07-31 09:03:44 PM  

Mentat: Bachmann needs to be blackballed.


I think that would help her but I don't think it has to be a black guy but if she is into it more power to her.


/Maybe the House could censure her or expell her though,
 
2012-07-31 09:04:08 PM  
Why do Republicans allow US security to be compromised by putting her on the intelligence committee?
 
2012-07-31 09:06:32 PM  

Corvus: Why do Republicans allow US security to be compromised by putting her on the intelligence committee?


My guess is that the intelligence comittee doesn't really do anything.
 
2012-07-31 09:10:07 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: "Minnesota is the poster child for Medicaid fraud. If we're going to have a system, we need a system that works for the poor.

You know, I know a few real life right wing media loving trolls who claimed that last year. Claimed that Minnesota was the number one welfare and medicaid states in the country (wrong, Texas is, stupid Texan natives!). Of course, none of them could name a source or justify the claim. Is this purely a Bachmann invention?


Why would you say that about your own state if you are a politician? Isn't your state supposed to be the best state in the nation?
 
2012-07-31 09:10:44 PM  

Craptastic: MaxxLarge: I live in Ellison's district. I've spoken to him on a number of occasions. He's sensible, rational, progressive, and intelligent. Everything Michelle Bachmann ISN'T.

I don't think there's much danger of the two of them collaborating on anything. They barely even pose for pictures together. And when they do (like in this shot from the Annual Minnesota Congressional Delegation Hotdish Cook-Off), you can tell he's just thrilled.

[www.minnpost.com image 640x245]

Was Al Franken cooking the burgers on the grill that night?


For some reason it makes me happy that Bachmann and Franken represent the same state. They should do an SNL skit about it.
 
2012-07-31 09:12:53 PM  
Ever since she applied for dual citizenship with Switzerland I'm pretty sure she's just fleecing the rubes as long as she can until she catches the last plane out of the rotten carcass of the United States.
 
2012-07-31 09:13:18 PM  

shower_in_my_socks: Has she figured out yet that her husband is gay?


Turkey baster.

Doesn't she receive all kinds of farm/animal husbandry subsidies?
 
2012-07-31 09:14:22 PM  
The GOP is evil, she's just the most visible manifestation of it.
 
2012-07-31 09:15:26 PM  

gilgigamesh: Ellison is far too classy to stoop to her level. But its interesting that even if he was so inclined to respond in kind by correctly pointing out that Bachmann is a paranoid, delusional, bigoted, homophobic fundamentalist demagogic succubus she-beast who recklessly feeds on the most negative aspects of the human psyche to fuel her own political ambitions, she would successfully turn it against him by playing the persecuted martyr under attack by dark Muslim hordes.


You channeling Pocket Ninja today?
 
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