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(FilmDrunk)   Twilight releases the most boring set of promotional stills in the history of man   (filmdrunk.uproxx.com) divider line 68
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2012-08-01 02:49:23 AM  
....line?
 
2012-08-01 05:06:10 AM  

RoxtarRyan: Aboleth: CavalierEternal: Have you seen their fans? They don't look like they do a lot of moving.

I chanced across one of her youtube videos last week. I thought I'd take a minute to check it out and ended watching the whole 10 minutes. By the end of it I realized that my mouth was agape and my face was all scrunched up in utter disbelief. I know it's a cliche to say, "It's a train wreck that you can't avert your eyes from as it happens" but damn! DAMN!

...yeah, made it 1:48. Off to drink and play minecraft.


You're stronger than I. I gave up around 0:45, when she started crying about how once she'd watched the trailer she'd never be able to watch it for the first time again. Less than a minute in and the video was making me legitimately depressed. Damn. What a sad sack of crazy.
 
2012-08-01 06:26:02 AM  

Ringshadow: //I have some set still photography of Vincent Price///Dr Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine


Ah, Vincent Price. One of the few actors who can make anything watchable simply by being in it. I might even give Twilight a chance had he been cast somewhere.


/the others I can think of offhand are John Astin, Brian Blessed and Alan Cumming
 
2012-08-01 06:26:14 AM  
I like the rifftrax line about how their relationship is based on him not killing her, and how healthy that is. Damn. I just gotta go back and watch it again.
 
2012-08-01 07:30:23 AM  

Gordon Bennett: Ringshadow: //I have some set still photography of Vincent Price///Dr Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine

Ah, Vincent Price. One of the few actors who can make anything watchable simply by being in it. I might even give Twilight a chance had he been cast somewhere.


/the others I can think of offhand are John Astin, Brian Blessed and Alan Cumming


I actually met Vincent Price and got his autograph. He came to my town with the Oscar Wilde one-man play he was doing and I snuck backstage afterwards. I talked to him for a little while and got an autograph which I still have. Very nice man!

/CSB
 
2012-08-01 07:39:12 AM  

Gordon Bennett: Ringshadow: //I have some set still photography of Vincent Price///Dr Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine

Ah, Vincent Price. One of the few actors who can make anything watchable simply by being in it. I might even give Twilight a chance had he been cast somewhere.


/the others I can think of offhand are John Astin, Brian Blessed and Alan Cumming

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REALLY?
 
2012-08-01 09:25:16 AM  

The_Cisco_Kid: Those images are almost as painfui to see as Twilight....at least the opening credits. The only way you can realistically watch more than that portion of the film is with some serious help that makes it damn entertaining.


Love Rifftrax, but even they couldn't save it.
 
2012-08-01 09:51:16 AM  

The_Sponge: F*cking Twitards.

You want to watch a good vampire movie? Watch the original "Fright Night".


Or Blacula!
 
2012-08-01 10:03:38 AM  
The_Cisco_Kid: Those images are almost as painfui to see as Twilight....at least the opening credits. The only way you can realistically watch more than that portion of the film is with some serious help that makes it damn entertaining.

Love Rifftrax, but even they couldn't save it.


It worked for about 30min, but the first movie was so horrible it ended up being a drag even with Rifftrax.

I don't know if I fell asleep for 5 minutes or something during the movie, but it seemed like abour 2/3 through the movie, the whole movie totally changed and they were in a new location for some unknown reason doing unknown things. Such a bad, odd, boring movie.
 
2012-08-01 10:05:58 AM  

Wingnutwillie: I bet you this chick gives killer head[cdn.fd.uproxx.com image 625x875]


Future "Men Who Look Like Old Lesbians" candidate.
 
2012-08-01 10:36:37 AM  

CygnusDarius: Yeah, yeah, yeah. They lure you into a false sense of security being all cuddly and nice. They even make you think they glow in daylight!.

But then, just when you're most vulnerable...

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 850x647]

Here's the truth about vampires.


Is that Queen Elizabeth I?
 
2012-08-01 11:18:10 AM  
There are two redeeming features of twilight.

The first is that the actors all think it's a pathetic sack of shiat and openly mock it everywhere despite it being their ticket in.

The second is that it gave us 50 shades of grey, which, despite being fairly pathetic on its own, has opened suburban housewives to a wider world of sex and erotic things besides 'tab a slot b Monday night congugal missionary of 3 minutes of my man grunting in me' boring sex. It's not all anal fisting and tazers, but it's still an eye opening.
 
2012-08-01 12:35:03 PM  
Those damn bronies are everywhere! Now releasing promotional stills of their favorite pony that... Oh, wrong Twilight.

Sorry.
 
2012-08-01 01:29:17 PM  

kroonermanblack: The second is that it gave us 50 shades of grey


How does that work? The insufferable prick who I barely know who does marketing for Twilight says that 50 Shades of Grey is some sort of Twilight fanfic. Is that what it is? Because people can't shut up about it and I'm too lazy to look it up.
 
2012-08-01 07:45:22 PM  

JerseyTim: [cdn.fd.uproxx.com image 600x732]

That cracked me up.


My god... I never realized they were one and the same. It's a shame that his starring in an excellent teen movie is now polluted by the fact that he also stars in Twilight
 
2012-08-01 07:52:43 PM  
I'm really really really embarrassed to know this but... kristen stewart's eyes should be red, not yellow.

/off to drink away my shame
 
2012-08-01 11:49:06 PM  

blueviking: Boring stills, bland, generic-looking cast...I'd say I'm surprised, but...nah....

Now, for a little excitement for some of my fellow farkettes and farkers....

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/helllllooooooo, Gerry


And now a belated post to say HELLO, Dracula 2000. LOTS of sexy men in that flick!

/Young Nathan Fillion? Yes. Oh yes.
//though the lead steals the show of course. nngh
 
2012-08-02 12:16:59 AM  

Mugato: kroonermanblack: The second is that it gave us 50 shades of grey

How does that work? The insufferable prick who I barely know who does marketing for Twilight says that 50 Shades of Grey is some sort of Twilight fanfic. Is that what it is? Because people can't shut up about it and I'm too lazy to look it up.


Rough outline as I understand it: 50 shades was terrible fanfic written with main characters of twillight.

It was redone, and then published as an actual book (or three), with obvious copyright breaking things removed. That's why the character in 50 shades is essentially a retarded 12 year old realdoll with the vocabulary of a stunted german shepherd who's been eating chinese toys.

I haven't read the books, but may at some point. Same for Twillight. Just to see how bad bad really is. I highly recommend googling around for some of the wtf quote sites, because the writting is just god awful from what I've seen. Like, would shame the writers on a 'reallity' TV show.
 
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