RoxtarRyan: Aboleth: CavalierEternal: Have you seen their fans? They don't look like they do a lot of moving.I chanced across one of her youtube videos last week. I thought I'd take a minute to check it out and ended watching the whole 10 minutes. By the end of it I realized that my mouth was agape and my face was all scrunched up in utter disbelief. I know it's a cliche to say, "It's a train wreck that you can't avert your eyes from as it happens" but damn! DAMN!...yeah, made it 1:48. Off to drink and play minecraft.
Ringshadow: //I have some set still photography of Vincent Price///Dr Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine
Gordon Bennett: Ringshadow: //I have some set still photography of Vincent Price///Dr Goldfoot and the Bikini MachineAh, Vincent Price. One of the few actors who can make anything watchable simply by being in it. I might even give Twilight a chance had he been cast somewhere./the others I can think of offhand are John Astin, Brian Blessed and Alan Cumming
The_Cisco_Kid: Those images are almost as painfui to see as Twilight....at least the opening credits. The only way you can realistically watch more than that portion of the film is with some serious help that makes it damn entertaining.
The_Sponge: F*cking Twitards.You want to watch a good vampire movie? Watch the original "Fright Night".
Wingnutwillie: I bet you this chick gives killer head[cdn.fd.uproxx.com image 625x875]
CygnusDarius: Yeah, yeah, yeah. They lure you into a false sense of security being all cuddly and nice. They even make you think they glow in daylight!.But then, just when you're most vulnerable...[2.bp.blogspot.com image 850x647]Here's the truth about vampires.
kroonermanblack: The second is that it gave us 50 shades of grey
JerseyTim: [cdn.fd.uproxx.com image 600x732]That cracked me up.
blueviking: Boring stills, bland, generic-looking cast...I'd say I'm surprised, but...nah....Now, for a little excitement for some of my fellow farkettes and farkers....[i23.photobucket.com image 500x300]/helllllooooooo, Gerry
Mugato: kroonermanblack: The second is that it gave us 50 shades of greyHow does that work? The insufferable prick who I barely know who does marketing for Twilight says that 50 Shades of Grey is some sort of Twilight fanfic. Is that what it is? Because people can't shut up about it and I'm too lazy to look it up.
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