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		Former Law & Order star Angie Harmon wants to star in a "sexed up" movie version of She-Hulk. I'm ok with this (foxnews.com)		169
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The Muthaship		2012-07-31 09:24:10 PM

ChubbyTiger: The Muthaship: Her voice is annoying.

Straight woman or gay man?

Me? Straight man (or at least I thought so until the Bar Rafaeli thread). I usually love the raspy thing, but hers is clearly forced and gets old fast.

Kit Fister		2012-07-31 10:00:28 PM

Heron: Quantum Apostrophe: Shouldn't a She-Hulk look like she has some sort of muscle mass?

NSFW

Not a premenopausal stick figure.

Thank you for posting that. Have you heard of Samantha Wright? If you appreciate the reasonably muscled look on a lady you might find her interesting. She's basically Power Girl without the gigantic breasts.

Mmm gigantic breasts...

Mid_mo_mad_man		2012-07-31 10:02:25 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: Shouldn't a She-Hulk look like she has some sort of muscle mass?

NSFW

Not a premenopausal stick figure.

Or at least have a single curve?

cmunic8r99		2012-07-31 10:02:35 PM

If she's gonna do that, she better eat a sammich or ten.

douchebag/hater		2012-07-31 10:06:09 PM

Gosh, Conan is STILL an azz.

drake113		2012-07-31 10:09:12 PM

I'm Okay with this...

But... it would be 1000x MORE AWESOME if the movie featured her former Baywatch Nights co-star, David Hasselhoff, reprising his role as Nick Fury, Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.

TommyJReed		2012-07-31 10:26:36 PM

I knew that She Hulk slept with Juggernaut in the comics, but I wasn't aware just how much of the marvel universe she has banged.
Link

FirstNationalBastard		2012-07-31 10:30:50 PM

TommyJReed: I knew that She Hulk slept with Juggernaut in the comics, but I wasn't aware just how much of the marvel universe she has banged.
Link

She Hulk did not sleep with Juggernaut.

Her A-Hole doppelganger from another universe did.

puckrock2000		2012-07-31 11:02:57 PM

Igor Jakovsky: I think if you're going to take and l&o actress and have her play she hulk it should be mariska hagerty. She was the toughest woman on any of the series.

And her Dad was a bodybuilder and former Mr. Universe, so she probably knows a bit about bulking up.

luidprand		2012-07-31 11:40:58 PM

I'd think Clooney's girlfriend, Stacy Kiebler, would be pretty good as Jen, and would require little CGI to be Shulkie. Wasn't she a wrestler of some sort?

jayhawk88		2012-07-31 11:43:43 PM

pheed: Another chance to post this! That's me on the left.

[webpages.charter.net image 764x573]

The conversation that went on 20 minutes before that pic was taken:

Dude check Photos, there has to be something there.
I've already checked it 3 times, Greg, no naked pictures.
Nothing? Come on, it's Angie Harmon! When are we ever going to get a chance like this again?
Look I don't know what to tell you, it's just a bunch of pictures of her dog.
Can we convince her she needs to bring in her laptop as well? Maybe she's got some on there?

The Loaf		2012-07-31 11:46:07 PM

pheed: Another chance to post this! That's me on the left.

[webpages.charter.net image 764x573]

On one hand, you're not the guy on the right. (Thank FSM for that...)

On the other, she's actually making contact with the dude on the right....

Hempmonkey		2012-08-01 12:50:40 AM

Her Tiny Texas Bikini might could 'sex it up'

Link

(Maybe possibly NSFW)

peterthx		2012-08-01 01:50:00 AM

pheed: Another chance to post this! That's me on the left.

[webpages.charter.net image 764x573]

Poor woman has terrible taste in electronics...

JonZoidberg		2012-08-01 01:57:02 AM

Darth_Lukecash: [i33.photobucket.com image 288x500]
Quick and oh so dirty.

Theif! You totally ripped that off from Darth_Lukcash! He even labeled the pic!

mhd		2012-08-01 02:03:11 AM

Never got into the She-Hulk comics. Apparently she's not nice to the fourth wall...

FuryOfFirestorm		2012-08-01 05:37:27 AM

pheed: Another chance to post this! That's me on the left.

[webpages.charter.net image 764x573]

How you doin?

MagSeven		2012-08-01 05:44:20 AM

pheed: Another chance to post this! That's me on the left.

[webpages.charter.net image 764x573]

Tell your buddy to give it up and just shave off what's on top of his head. He'll be happier for it.

Coelacanth		2012-08-01 06:55:33 AM

I went to massage school with an amazon who would've made a great Shulkie. She was 6'4", tons of curly hair, and solid.

G cup too.

Lolthien		2012-08-01 07:05:36 AM

I don't see why Harmon couldn't bulk up a bit if she's too skinny. A couple of month of pretty serious weight training and I think she'd be absolutely perfect for the role.

That plus having the honor of being the hottest ADA on Law & Order of course.

You Are All Sheep		2012-08-01 07:07:17 AM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gina_Carano

would be PERFECT

rogue49		2012-08-01 07:09:43 AM

Angie could play She-Hulk in her basic human form. (which she can control)

She just prefers to continually be in She-Hulk form (lawyer or not, now)

Hey, she has sex...she's single.
What are you going to do...call her a slut?? (hmm, intelligent lawyer that can break a building...your call)

loki see loki do		2012-08-01 07:29:02 AM

http://media.animevice.com/uploads/1/19532/407683-hercules_thumbs_up_s uper.jpg

Mcavity		2012-08-01 07:46:08 AM

I'll just leave this here...
http://www.toplessrobot.com/2010/06/the_she-hulks_10_greatest_sexual _c onquests.php

EyeballKid		2012-08-01 08:06:38 AM

Lolthien: That plus having the honor of being the hottest ADA on Law & Order of course.

OBJECTION!!! The witness clearly does not recall Jill Hennessy.

Kit Fister		2012-08-01 08:31:52 AM

EyeballKid: Lolthien: That plus having the honor of being the hottest ADA on Law & Order of course.

OBJECTION!!! The witness clearly does not recall Jill Hennessy.

Blech. The blonde from season 10 was hotter.

pheed		2012-08-01 08:37:00 AM

FuryOfFirestorm: pheed: Another chance to post this! That's me on the left.

[webpages.charter.net image 764x573]

How you doin?

Thanks for the compliment - strictly hetero and happily married here.

MagSeven: pheed: Another chance to post this! That's me on the left.

[webpages.charter.net image 764x573]

Tell your buddy to give it up and just shave off what's on top of his head. He'll be happier for it.

He has. He lives in California now (not with Angie), though some of the women he dated...wow.

1.bp.blogspot.com

Yes, really.

jayhawk88: pheed: Another chance to post this! That's me on the left.

[webpages.charter.net image 764x573]

The conversation that went on 20 minutes before that pic was taken:

Dude check Photos, there has to be something there.
I've already checked it 3 times, Greg, no naked pictures.
Nothing? Come on, it's Angie Harmon! When are we ever going to get a chance like this again?
Look I don't know what to tell you, it's just a bunch of pictures of her dog.
Can we convince her she needs to bring in her laptop as well? Maybe she's got some on there?

I actually helped her recover her iPod music back to her laptop. I wasn't supposed to do things like that, but well, how could I say no? She was really very friendly. She had just had her third child and my daughter was less than 6 mos. old so we had fun talking about our kids.

EyeballKid		2012-08-01 08:39:16 AM

Kit Fister: EyeballKid: Lolthien: That plus having the honor of being the hottest ADA on Law & Order of course.

OBJECTION!!! The witness clearly does not recall Jill Hennessy.

Blech. The blonde from season 10 was hotter.

images.wikia.com

"Make a deal. No jury in the world would argue this thing and not come up hung every time. All it takes is a nutjob who had a thing for Dianne Wiest or a Casey Lowell fan with an axe to grind. Now, if you'll pardon me, Scotch calls."

182		2012-08-01 08:44:39 AM

Luke Cage tapped dat ass.

lasercannon		2012-08-01 09:19:48 AM

Gina Carano Woukd be a better She Hulk choice because she has actual muscles.

And Angie Hatmon topless stills from the movie Lawn Dogs NSFW.

Heron		2012-08-01 09:28:31 AM

Mega Steve: Heron: She's basically Power Girl without the gigantic breasts.

What good is she, then?

She has definition, strength, and grace. Frankly, a women with a weight-lifter's body shouldn't have double-D breasts in the first place.

Heron		2012-08-01 09:30:24 AM

Quantum Apostrophe: Heron: Thank you for posting that.

You're welcome. I suppose you're a fan of nice thickness?

Heron: Have you heard of Samantha Wright?

Heard of her? I've fapped myself down to a nub!

Haha!

ZeroCorpse		2012-08-01 09:47:16 AM

182: Luke Cage tapped dat ass.

EVERYBODY did. Hercules, Two-Gun Kid, Wolverine, Absorbing Man... I think Mr. Fantastic even did it from across town. EVERYONE has boinked She-Hulk, except maybe Spider-Man.

theesir		2012-08-01 09:57:29 AM

Doctor Isles wants to be in She-Hulk too..... I mean, I want Dr. Isles to be in She-Hulk too.

www.celebszz.com

DjangoStonereaver		2012-08-01 10:17:40 AM

theesir: Doctor Isles wants to be in She-Hulk too..... I mean, I want Dr. Isles to be in She-Hulk too.

[www.celebszz.com image 406x640]

[t3.gstatic.com image 197x256]

Looks like she'd make a good Wasp:

www.celebs101.com

Maybe I need to check out RIZZOLI & ISLES.....

stevetherobot		2012-08-01 10:25:37 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Lionel Mandrake: MaudlinMutantMollusk: "Don't make me horny. You wouldn't like me when I'm horny"

I don't know...I might like it

/death by snu-snu!

I don't know... I had this horrifying vision of Lou Ferrigno with tits

/SHE-HULK SMASH LITTLE PENIS

i.dailymail.co.uk

Raug the Dwarf		2012-08-01 10:26:10 AM

mhd: [i45.tinypic.com image 479x743]

Never got into the She-Hulk comics. Apparently she's not nice to the fourth wall...

You missed out. Her run in Sensational She Hulk is excellent. And the more modern stuff after that is great too. She's my favorite female superhero. No contest.

Crewmannumber6		2012-08-01 10:31:23 AM

Annnnnnnnd ACTION!

Lolthien		2012-08-01 10:56:39 AM

EyeballKid: Lolthien: That plus having the honor of being the hottest ADA on Law & Order of course.

OBJECTION!!! The witness clearly does not recall Jill Hennessy.

I do.. and I considered her VERY carefully before submitting my testimony. However, upon further reflection, the statement stands and the jury is NOT ordered to disregard the witness' statement.

Rwa2play		2012-08-01 11:00:03 AM

First her breasts have to grow by three cup sizes. She-Hulk has a rack, she doesn't.

/Plastic Surgery would help
//She should be familiar with that anyway.

Rwa2play		2012-08-01 11:01:17 AM

Quantum Apostrophe: Shouldn't a She-Hulk look like she has some sort of muscle mass?

NSFW

Not a premenopausal stick figure.

Yeah that...

Rwa2play		2012-08-01 11:04:33 AM

fusillade762: If they can't get a Wonder Woman movie going I don't think She-Hulk has much hope.

Except for one salient difference:

Wonder Woman: DC Comics, they can't put anything together without farking it up on the way there (save Batman)

She-Hulk: Marvel Comics; if they see it they can make it happen.

So yeah, a She-Hulk series/movie is doable, its the how that'll be talked about.

Rwa2play		2012-08-01 11:06:17 AM

Igor Jakovsky: This part has already been cast

[i.imgur.com image 248x444]

Don't forget your tissues guys

Well, about that...

Mega Steve: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Shulkie does NOT have a clenis

This.

Rwa2play		2012-08-01 11:09:18 AM

The Muthaship: ChubbyTiger: The Muthaship: Her voice is annoying.

Straight woman or gay man?

Me? Straight man (or at least I thought so until the Bar Rafaeli thread). I usually love the raspy thing, but hers is clearly forced and gets old fast.

Nah, She-Hulk's voice would be more like Tera Patrick in my mind. A deep but sexy voice.

Rwa2play		2012-08-01 11:10:46 AM

TommyJReed: I knew that She Hulk slept with Juggernaut in the comics, but I wasn't aware just how much of the marvel universe she has banged.
Link

Hey now, more power to her.

Rwa2play		2012-08-01 11:17:50 AM

Raug the Dwarf: mhd: [i45.tinypic.com image 479x743]

Never got into the She-Hulk comics. Apparently she's not nice to the fourth wall...

You missed out. Her run in Sensational She Hulk is excellent. And the more modern stuff after that is great too. She's my favorite female superhero. No contest.

Seconded. She's like the fun girl who every once in a while has to smash somebody...but you'd take her home to mom and they'd be cool with each other.