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God Is My Co-Pirate		2012-07-31 02:19:58 PM

Is it because she's a lesbian?

PainInTheASP		2012-07-31 02:24:35 PM

God Is My Co-Pirate: Is it because she's a lesbian?

She is? Well, my day just got that much better.

MaudlinMutantMollusk		2012-07-31 02:26:38 PM

"Don't make me horny. You wouldn't like me when I'm horny"

propasaurus		2012-07-31 02:26:53 PM

PainInTheASP: God Is My Co-Pirate: Is it because she's a lesbian?

She is? Well, my day just got that much better.

Nah, she just plays one on TV.

PainInTheASP		2012-07-31 02:28:27 PM

propasaurus: PainInTheASP: God Is My Co-Pirate: Is it because she's a lesbian?

She is? Well, my day just got that much better.

Nah, she just plays one on TV.

Crap. Well, that's the beauty of fantasies....

/IT'S REAL TO ME, DAMMIT!

Some Bass Playing Guy		2012-07-31 02:38:19 PM

God Is My Co-Pirate: Is it because she's a lesbian?

Kudos for a clever L&O reference.

That said, that was a different lady assistant DA.

NuttierThanEver		2012-07-31 02:42:05 PM

Some Bass Playing Guy: God Is My Co-Pirate: Is it because she's a lesbian?

Kudos for a clever L&O reference.

That said, that was a different lady assistant DA.

That's true but isn't there some lesbian subtext to her relationship with the coroner on Risoli and isles? I've never been interested enough to watch the show but the promos look like Xena episodes set in Police station

God Is My Co-Pirate		2012-07-31 02:45:09 PM

Some Bass Playing Guy: God Is My Co-Pirate: Is it because she's a lesbian?

Kudos for a clever L&O reference.

That said, that was a different lady assistant DA.

I know, I just like to work that into my conversation. It remains the most WTF? moment I've ever had watching tv.

Mugato		2012-07-31 03:03:28 PM

They might want to get someone attractive.

Don't give me any studman shiat, she's rough.

/and if they aren't dykes on Risoli and Isles, just based on the ads they're heavily intimating it to get people to watch

MadAzza		2012-07-31 03:05:56 PM

Some Bass Playing Guy: God Is My Co-Pirate: Is it because she's a lesbian?

Kudos for a clever L&O reference.

That said, that was a different lady assistant DA.

Came here to say this, dammit!

Angie's got a smoky, sexy voice. OTOH, she's a Republican. OTOOH, I don't much care about actors' politics.

MadAzza		2012-07-31 03:09:30 PM

God Is My Co-Pirate: Some Bass Playing Guy: God Is My Co-Pirate: Is it because she's a lesbian?

Kudos for a clever L&O reference.

That said, that was a different lady assistant DA.

I know, I just like to work that into my conversation. It remains the most WTF? moment I've ever had watching tv.

I liked Waterson's character's fatherly, bemused response, as if he, too, were thinking, "WTF? No, you ninny, and if it were, I wouldn't say it out loud, for fark's sake!"

dj_bigbird		2012-07-31 03:20:03 PM

I'm OK with this.

Lionel Mandrake		2012-07-31 03:31:52 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: "Don't make me horny. You wouldn't like me when I'm horny"

I don't know...I might like it

/death by snu-snu!

Aarontology		2012-07-31 03:34:14 PM

shiat like this is why most adaptations are f*cking awful.

MaudlinMutantMollusk		2012-07-31 03:35:24 PM

Lionel Mandrake: MaudlinMutantMollusk: "Don't make me horny. You wouldn't like me when I'm horny"

I don't know...I might like it

/death by snu-snu!

I don't know... I had this horrifying vision of Lou Ferrigno with tits

/SHE-HULK SMASH LITTLE PENIS

vernonFL		2012-07-31 03:46:52 PM

This makes kittens scared.

get2thachoppa		2012-07-31 04:21:04 PM

Geez, you guys are slacking

Thwartme		2012-07-31 04:22:36 PM

MadAzza: God Is My Co-Pirate: Some Bass Playing Guy: God Is My Co-Pirate: Is it because she's a lesbian?

Kudos for a clever L&O reference.

That said, that was a different lady assistant DA.

I know, I just like to work that into my conversation. It remains the most WTF? moment I've ever had watching tv.

I liked Waterson's character's fatherly, bemused response, as if he, too, were thinking, "WTF? No, you ninny, and if it were, I wouldn't say it out loud, for fark's sake!"

It wasn't Waterson. It was Fred Dalton Thompson, as Arthur Branch.

And I for one think Angie Harmon is hot, and would totally be okay seeing her as a sexy She-Hulk.

Thanks,
thwartme

coco ebert		2012-07-31 04:37:15 PM

MadAzza: God Is My Co-Pirate: Some Bass Playing Guy: God Is My Co-Pirate: Is it because she's a lesbian?

Kudos for a clever L&O reference.

That said, that was a different lady assistant DA.

I know, I just like to work that into my conversation. It remains the most WTF? moment I've ever had watching tv.

I liked Waterson's character's fatherly, bemused response, as if he, too, were thinking, "WTF? No, you ninny, and if it were, I wouldn't say it out loud, for fark's sake!"

It wasn't Waterston's character but Fred Thompson's D.A. character who was in that scene. His post-9/11, conservative yet hopelessly hokey character was the worst thing in the history of that show. In so many scenes, its looked like Jack McCoy was about to bust out laughing at th ridiculousness of it all.

Wendy's Chili		2012-07-31 04:51:02 PM

coco ebert: MadAzza: God Is My Co-Pirate: Some Bass Playing Guy: God Is My Co-Pirate: Is it because she's a lesbian?

Kudos for a clever L&O reference.

That said, that was a different lady assistant DA.

I know, I just like to work that into my conversation. It remains the most WTF? moment I've ever had watching tv.

I liked Waterson's character's fatherly, bemused response, as if he, too, were thinking, "WTF? No, you ninny, and if it were, I wouldn't say it out loud, for fark's sake!"

It wasn't Waterston's character but Fred Thompson's D.A. character who was in that scene. His post-9/11, conservative yet hopelessly hokey character was the worst thing in the history of that show. In so many scenes, its looked like Jack McCoy was about to bust out laughing at th ridiculousness of it all.

Why the hell did they have someone from Tennessee playing a D.A. in Manhattan?

Mentat		2012-07-31 05:06:38 PM

YES PLEASE

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coco ebert		2012-07-31 05:09:15 PM

Wendy's Chili: coco ebert: MadAzza: God Is My Co-Pirate: Some Bass Playing Guy: God Is My Co-Pirate: Is it because she's a lesbian?

Kudos for a clever L&O reference.

That said, that was a different lady assistant DA.

I know, I just like to work that into my conversation. It remains the most WTF? moment I've ever had watching tv.

I liked Waterson's character's fatherly, bemused response, as if he, too, were thinking, "WTF? No, you ninny, and if it were, I wouldn't say it out loud, for fark's sake!"

It wasn't Waterston's character but Fred Thompson's D.A. character who was in that scene. His post-9/11, conservative yet hopelessly hokey character was the worst thing in the history of that show. In so many scenes, its looked like Jack McCoy was about to bust out laughing at th ridiculousness of it all.

Why the hell did they have someone from Tennessee playing a D.A. in Manhattan?

Omg dumbest casting choice ever. And he would pull out these hokey aphorisms from "da souf". It was an awful, derpy time for the show.

RexTalionis		2012-07-31 05:17:01 PM

She's a little old to play She-Hulk.

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats		2012-07-31 05:33:22 PM

Thwartme: And I for one think Angie Harmon is hot, and would totally be okay seeing her as a sexy She-Hulk.

But focusing on her sexuality would demean the seriousness of She-Hulk as a feminist metaphor for a newaHAHAHA

Sorry, almost had it that time.

DjangoStonereaver		2012-07-31 05:43:10 PM

She's a whispy thing, but still:

www.newsgab.com

This could work.

Beeblebrox		2012-07-31 06:00:34 PM

She's pretty but I can't stand her voice.

MurphyMurphy		2012-07-31 06:07:09 PM

I'M GETTING HORNY

YOU WON'T LIKE ME WHEN I'M HORNY

/wait, I think I saw this one on the internet already

Brick-House		2012-07-31 06:07:58 PM

MurphyMurphy		2012-07-31 06:08:10 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: "Don't make me horny. You wouldn't like me when I'm horny"

shiat i cruised right past it, sorry

Alphax		2012-07-31 06:08:25 PM

Well, if they go with motion capture like Mark Ruffalo did, she won't have to bulk up.

Brick-House		2012-07-31 06:12:03 PM

Alphax: Well, if they go with motion capture like Mark Ruffalo did, she won't have to bulk up.

Im bulking up just thinking about this.

/I think Im gonna need a towel

Brick-House		2012-07-31 06:13:52 PM

yep, I need that towel

ColSanders		2012-07-31 06:17:21 PM

Hulk FAP!

Representative of the unwashed masses		2012-07-31 06:19:02 PM

vernonFL: [encrypted-tbn2.google.com image 265x190]

This makes kittens scared.

Kitten's already dead.

Doogles4221		2012-07-31 06:23:22 PM

She is already "sexed up." In the comics, she is a succesful superhero lawyer who is more then happy to have a good night or two.

/See the comic with her and Hercules for a sexy time

texdent		2012-07-31 06:28:24 PM

Only problem with She-Hulk is that she doesn't really have a rogue's gallery to choose from.

fusillade762		2012-07-31 06:30:55 PM

Saw this last night. Did I hear her say that She-Hulk had sex with Superman??

Brick-House		2012-07-31 06:32:27 PM

Well it seems everyone is OK with this... well almost everyone.

grouchymuffin.files.wordpress.com

/fap

Darth_Lukecash		2012-07-31 06:39:20 PM

Quick and oh so dirty.

kroonermanblack		2012-07-31 06:44:42 PM

Ok...so what character actually dropped the lesbo bomb? I haven't seen a new episode...ever, I think. Just TNT and so on reruns, which don't have anything approaching the current episodes.

farbekrieg		2012-07-31 06:47:08 PM

The problem with She-Hulk is when the writing is good its a decent read, but when the writing is average or awful the entire thing goes down the tubes quicker than pornography on the internet on a friday night.

Some hero flicks can get by with cgi, cool villians, explosions and the like, but if they dont approach this property from a writing first standpoint it will stink out loud, and lets face it writing has not been a hollywood strong point recently.

Surool		2012-07-31 06:48:05 PM

Oh, it is ON!

Brick-House		2012-07-31 06:49:37 PM

Darth_Lukecash: [i33.photobucket.com image 288x500]
Quick and oh so dirty.

Nice

DjangoStonereaver		2012-07-31 06:50:54 PM

Darth_Lukecash: [i33.photobucket.com image 288x500]
Quick and oh so dirty.

You owe me a handiwipe and a sports drink, Darth_Lukecash.

She looks quite nice in green, though.

/I wonder if the carpet matches the drapes?

Mega Steve		2012-07-31 06:52:21 PM

They'd totally have to CGI her. Not only is she tall, but she's a lot more athletic and curvy than Angie.

thermo		2012-07-31 06:54:03 PM

I was scrolling through this and when I got to the first bikini pic, I thought the caption in the lower left corner said "frolic on acid"

crzytxn		2012-07-31 06:54:49 PM

coco ebert: MadAzza: God Is My Co-Pirate: Some Bass Playing Guy: God Is My Co-Pirate: Is it because she's a lesbian?

Kudos for a clever L&O reference.

That said, that was a different lady assistant DA.

I know, I just like to work that into my conversation. It remains the most WTF? moment I've ever had watching tv.

I liked Waterson's character's fatherly, bemused response, as if he, too, were thinking, "WTF? No, you ninny, and if it were, I wouldn't say it out loud, for fark's sake!"

It wasn't Waterston's character but Fred Thompson's D.A. character who was in that scene. His post-9/11, conservative yet hopelessly hokey character was the worst thing in the history of that show. In so many scenes, its looked like Jack McCoy was about to bust out laughing at th ridiculousness of it all.

The sad part is that Thompson was basically playing himself. Those were some of his actual views.

Wellon Dowd		2012-07-31 06:58:00 PM

She's only 39? Seems like she's been around almost that long.

Still, I only fap to women half my age or younger.

Quantum Apostrophe		2012-07-31 06:58:16 PM

Shouldn't a She-Hulk look like she has some sort of muscle mass?

NSFW

Not a premenopausal stick figure.

Heron		2012-07-31 06:59:09 PM

God Is My Co-Pirate: Is it because she's a lesbian?

She isn't a lesbian; last I heard she was married to some football player and was pretty conservative politically. Not that lesbians can't be political conservatives, I only mention it because I remember her making some rather dismissive politically-tinged remarks about homosexuality back when she was still on Law and Order.

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