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(Washington Times)   GOP response to USDA; 52 orders of BBQ   (washingtontimes.com) divider line 23
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2012-07-31 04:43:09 PM
3 votes:
Yes, because that's what grown-ups do. Someone tells you not to do something, or advises you not to do something, you go ahead and do it anyway, thumbing your nose at them the whole time. I'd like to give a shout-out to the lower end of the bell curve....what it is!
2012-07-31 03:12:11 PM
3 votes:
GOP 2012: YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!!!11!!!!

/Idiot children
2012-07-31 04:52:21 PM
2 votes:

qorkfiend: Crazy as it sounds, I think I might have to side with the GOP on this one. There's absolutely no reason for the USDA to advocate a weekly meat boycott, and I would expect Congressmen and Senators from meat-producing states to call them out on it.


They aren't really "advocating a meat boycott," man. They said "hey wouldn't it be nice if we did a meatless Monday thing?" to which some children responded "YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO" and bought a shiatload of meat.
2012-07-31 04:41:38 PM
2 votes:
Of course they support beef producers. All that bullshiat has to come from somewhere.
2012-07-31 03:33:39 PM
2 votes:

Dancin_In_Anson: James!: I eat my feelings.

...along with a lot of pizzas.


I have a lot of feelings about pizza.
2012-07-31 02:37:43 PM
2 votes:

James!: This is why we're fat.


Ironically enough, when they have their heart attack, they'll have health care coverage because of Obamacare.
2012-07-31 05:57:10 PM
1 votes:

Barricaded Gunman: FTFA: Those lawmakers had a beef: Republican Sens. John Cornyn of Texas and Charles Grassley of Iowa have celebrated their first "Meat Monday," intent on providing a savory comeuppance to the U.S. Department of Agriculture after it encouraged its employees to boycott meat on Mondays, just to be all nice and eco-conscious.

"Meat Monday"? Can anyone give me an example of a couple of senate Democrats doing something this obviously intentionally douchey, for the pure and simple reason of being contrary? It's an honest question.


Well, we can certainly imagine Democrats doing something like this, which means they probably did it. I imagine both sides are equally bad. So vote Imaginary Republican.
2012-07-31 05:43:57 PM
1 votes:

brap: Maud Dib: You can pry my BBQ from my cold dead greasy fingers.

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It will probably be pretty easy, since you know, your fingers will be you know dead and greasy.


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2012-07-31 04:59:34 PM
1 votes:

Dancin_In_Anson: give me doughnuts: Because I love to eat.

/wants BBQ


In the spirit for my love of the Q, I suggest that we intersperse the typical routine poo flinging that is commonplace in the politics tab with some tips, tricks and recipes.

My latest fav has been po'k tenderloins. I marinate them overnight in fat free Italian dressing (I use Wish Bone) and coarsely chopped chipotle peppers in adoboe. I cook them in my Weber kettle by placing the coals (Kingsford) with a big chunk of apple wood on one side and the tenderloins on the other. I set the vent wide open on the downwind side and between the heat and meat. 20 minutes on one side then flip and switch places and let them ride for another 20 or until they hit 135-140 internal. Pull them off, cover with foil and let them rest for 10 minutes or so before slicing and serving.


This sounds like a product placement script.

How much did you make from this one post and are they looking for others to do this?
2012-07-31 04:58:20 PM
1 votes:

qorkfiend: LasersHurt: qorkfiend: Crazy as it sounds, I think I might have to side with the GOP on this one. There's absolutely no reason for the USDA to advocate a weekly meat boycott, and I would expect Congressmen and Senators from meat-producing states to call them out on it.

They aren't really "advocating a meat boycott," man. They said "hey wouldn't it be nice if we did a meatless Monday thing?" to which some children responded "YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO" and bought a shiatload of meat.

Very well. Why are they saying that there should be a "Meatless Monday", and why should we expect Congressional representatives from meat-producing states to stay quiet on the matter?


They said they should try it out as a change of pace, and for health reason. It was IN NO WAY MANDATORY, OR A RULE, OR A LAW. It's like your company declaring Friday Casual Day, so you come in wearing 4 suits in protest. If you don't want to, then, you know, don't. But your state doesn't survive solely on Monday meat sales. That's insane and stupid.
2012-07-31 04:56:25 PM
1 votes:
Next thing you know religious leaders will start telling you you can't eat meat on Fridays. The gall of some people...
2012-07-31 04:44:01 PM
1 votes:

Dancin_In_Anson: give me doughnuts: Because I love to eat.

/wants BBQ


In the spirit for my love of the Q, I suggest that we intersperse the typical routine poo flinging that is commonplace in the politics tab with some tips, tricks and recipes.

My latest fav has been po'k tenderloins. I marinate them overnight in fat free Italian dressing (I use Wish Bone) and coarsely chopped chipotle peppers in adoboe. I cook them in my Weber kettle by placing the coals (Kingsford) with a big chunk of apple wood on one side and the tenderloins on the other. I set the vent wide open on the downwind side and between the heat and meat. 20 minutes on one side then flip and switch places and let them ride for another 20 or until they hit 135-140 internal. Pull them off, cover with foil and let them rest for 10 minutes or so before slicing and serving.


I think I'll change your farky note to "between the heat and meat".
2012-07-31 04:43:34 PM
1 votes:
These people are like 12-year olds.
2012-07-31 04:30:20 PM
1 votes:
John Cornyn eats ribs the long way.
2012-07-31 04:23:08 PM
1 votes:
There are American vegetables, grains, and legumes too you blithering blowhards. I guess as long as they're shoving ribs into their gaping pieholes at least it gives us a couple seconds of relief from their relentless bloviating and grandstanding.
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2012-07-31 04:05:46 PM
1 votes:
Why don't liberals start an anti-arsenic campaign? GOPers would probably eat it out of spite.
2012-07-31 03:21:41 PM
1 votes:

Dancin_In_Anson: James!: I don't make food choices out of spite.

So why are you fat?


I eat my feelings.
2012-07-31 03:11:56 PM
1 votes:

James!: I don't make food choices out of spite.


So why are you fat?
2012-07-31 03:08:45 PM
1 votes:

Dancin_In_Anson: James!: This is why we're fat.

Speak for yourself.


I don't make food choices out of spite.
2012-07-31 03:07:31 PM
1 votes:
FTFA: "Sens. Mike Lee, Jim Demint and Tom Coburn; Reps. Ron Paul and Mike Burgess; Sarah Palin, Sean Hannity, Mark Levin, Brent Bozell, Ed Meese, Boyden Gray, James Dobson." ... "This campaign is a testament to the power of the grass-roots. That's who fueled this campaign from day one, and that is who helped us make the runoff,"

They keep using that word, it doesn't mean what they think it means.

/plus "grass"-roots? Bunch of pinko commies, should be pork-roots with a side of gravy
2012-07-31 02:41:41 PM
1 votes:

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: James!: This is why we're fat.

Ironically enough, when they have their heart attack, they'll have health care coverage because of Obamacare.


Well, they'll have health coverage because they're in congress. The rest of the country that's defiantly eating itself to death will have health coverage because of Obamacare.
2012-07-31 02:41:00 PM
1 votes:
I just don't care if these idiots are outraged at outrage over outrage of outrageous outrage.

I just want them out.

/rage
2012-07-31 02:35:25 PM
1 votes:
This is why we're fat.
 
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