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(Starpulse)   Because most of the U.S. population views Dennis Rodman as a positive role model for their children, he's decided to write a children's book   (starpulse.com) divider line 29
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2012-07-31 03:55:44 PM  
he's in the same category with mike tyson.
 
2012-07-31 05:31:10 PM  
Good for him.
 
2012-07-31 05:51:18 PM  
Children's authors, otherwise known as adults with a 3rd grade writing ability.
 
2012-07-31 05:55:21 PM  
"Ethel the Aardvark gets tested for Hepatitis C"

-written by Dennis Rodman
-illustrations by Carmen Electra
 
2012-07-31 05:55:29 PM  
"Things that trash talk"
 
2012-07-31 06:12:39 PM  

MurphyMurphy: "Ethel the Aardvark gets tested for Hepatitis C"

-written by Dennis Rodman
-illustrations by Carmen Electra


She got it when she went quantity surveying within 100 yards of Pam Anderson's house.
 
2012-07-31 06:37:00 PM  
at the bottom of the page, as a related article: • Dennis Rodman Faces Jail Time Over
Unpaid Child Support Payments


from the article itself: "Children are our future and Dennis
has a lot of great lessons to convey.."


such as?
Latest Dennis Rodman headlines:
• Dennis Rodman Slapped With A
Restraining Order


he's a regular mary poppins
 
2012-07-31 06:39:18 PM  
Hey, if that paragon of moral virtue Madonna can write them...

www.madonnatribe.com
 
2012-07-31 06:40:56 PM  
If children today had 1/10th of the work ethic and self-sacrifice that Dennis Rodman had for the game of basketball, our country would be a better place.
 
2012-07-31 06:42:39 PM  
Coming to a shelf in your school library: Rodzilla on the Rebound
 
2012-07-31 06:58:02 PM  

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: Good for him.


Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Children's authors, otherwise known as adults with a 3rd grade writing ability.


and how many childrens books have you written?

/f*ckin' crotchfruits
 
2012-07-31 07:05:24 PM  
I met Mr rodman once. Interesting story. I told it in the last rodman thread a week or two ago.
 
2012-07-31 07:10:24 PM  

MurphyMurphy: "Ethel the Aardvark gets tested for Hepatitis C"

-written by Dennis Rodman
-illustrations by Carmen Electra


But what about a Sale of Two Titties?
 
2012-07-31 07:15:57 PM  
He's a good role model for a young basketball player when it comes to rebounding, defense, and hustle. No one plays like him in today's game on that level.
 
2012-07-31 07:42:37 PM  
Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach. The rest write childrens books.
 
2012-07-31 08:16:08 PM  

sgtbarthel: If children today had 1/10th of the work ethic and self-sacrifice that Dennis Rodman had for the game of basketball, our country would be a better place.


True, but if children today had 1/10th of the work ethic that Ted Bundy had for killing young blondes, our country would also be a better place.

This does not make Ted Bundy a good role model for children.
 
2012-07-31 08:27:43 PM  
BigLuca: sgtbarthel: If children today had 1/10th of the work ethic and self-sacrifice that Dennis Rodman had for the game of basketball, our country would be a better place.

True, but if children today had 1/10th of the work ethic that Ted Bundy had for killing young blondes, our country would also be a better place.

This does not make Ted Bundy a good role model for children.


OF COURSE IT DOES!

What I've always been a proponent of is more murdering of young blondes. That is what made our nation great. During World War II, we murdered hundreds of thousands of young blondes in Germany.

By God, it was right then, and it's still right now!

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go soundproof my basement. FOR AMERICA!
 
2012-07-31 08:37:38 PM  
Most five year olds don't know or care who Theo Geisel is, I doubt they'll know or care who Dennis Rodman is.
 
2012-07-31 08:44:58 PM  

BigLuca: This does not make Ted Bundy a good role model for children.


Uh, did you just compare athletic and sports skills with killing people?
 
2012-07-31 08:51:11 PM  

TheJoe03: BigLuca: This does not make Ted Bundy a good role model for children.

Uh, did you just compare athletic and sports skills with killing people?


Where do you think sport came from?
 
2012-07-31 08:58:45 PM  
He's writing another children's book? Thought this magnum opus was his walk-off shot:

profile.ak.fbcdn.net
 
2012-07-31 09:35:47 PM  
so he will have written more books than he's read now, right?
 
2012-07-31 09:38:54 PM  
I've seen that guy in the Celebrity Apprentice and Celebrity Rehab. One thing was clear - he's pretty brain damaged. Seems like he's lost most of his short-term memory, and compensates for it by being sullen and withdrawn. He doesn't seem to have any impulse control, and is prone to angry outbursts. The guy will be dead in the next few years. Probably from an overdose or an accident of some sort.

/GED in clinical psychology
 
2012-07-31 09:49:14 PM  

Atomic Spunk: I've seen that guy in the Celebrity Apprentice and Celebrity Rehab. One thing was clear - he's pretty brain damaged. Seems like he's lost most of his short-term memory, and compensates for it by being sullen and withdrawn. He doesn't seem to have any impulse control, and is prone to angry outbursts. The guy will be dead in the next few years. Probably from an overdose or an accident of some sort.

/GED in clinical psychology


But he won the Celebrity Mole!
 
2012-07-31 10:33:09 PM  

Ooba Tooba: I met Mr rodman once. Interesting story. I told it in the last rodman thread a week or two ago.


care to give the Cliff's notes' version?

/met rob zombie
//and the mrs. before she was the mrs. Cheri Moon Zombie
///me shaking mr. zombie's hand before my f*g brother stole my pics
 
2012-07-31 11:34:24 PM  
But he won the Celebrity Mole!

I read that as Celebrity Mohel. Oy, such a show that would be!
 
2012-08-01 09:19:40 AM  
I completely forgot about him till I read the headline....and suddenly I have this vision of him and Sinbad living in a trailer with bunkbeds.
 
2012-08-01 10:32:00 AM  
Suitable celebrity children's books alternatives.

mymamasgoodnight.files.wordpress.com

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-08-02 07:24:35 AM  

urban.derelict: Ooba Tooba: I met Mr rodman once. Interesting story. I told it in the last rodman thread a week or two ago.

care to give the Cliff's notes' version?

/met rob zombie
//and the mrs. before she was the mrs. Cheri Moon Zombie
///me shaking mr. zombie's hand before my f*g brother stole my pics


Sorry ud, just looked back here. I did meet him at a concert once and he was nice. I embellished my story rapey/Reddit style here however:) cool about zombie, met his Michael Myers actor at a horror fest recently. Talked about Rob with the highest regard.
 
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