Today we salute you,
Mr. Stadium Scoreboard Marriage Proposal Guy.
You've combined the three things you love most in this world.
Your girlfriend.
Your team.
And lots and lots of attention.
(everyone look at meee)
Your first proposal?
Her hand in marriage.
Your second proposal?
Two more jumbo chili dogs.
(chili cheeeeese)
It's the perfect plan,
Unless her name is spelled wrong,
She's in the bathroom,
Or she says no.
(pretty pleease)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, Mr. Bachelor on the Big Screen.
And remember,
That even if she says no,
We'll always say yes.

These things need to be banned.

Is everything connected with this team total and complete FAIL?