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(Major League Baseball)   Erica, will you marry me... when you get back from the bathroom?   (mlb.mlb.com) divider line 27
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2012-07-31 02:34:00 PM
Is everything connected with this team total and complete FAIL?
 
2012-07-31 02:35:21 PM
I'll bet she got a hotdog. Twice.
 
2012-07-31 03:18:11 PM

airsupport: I'll bet she got a hotdog. Twice.


And by hotdog you mean penis, right? As in, they had intercourse twice? Specifically, they engaged in coitus until he achieved orgasm, and then a short time later they did so again?

Or do you mean she was just hungry and ate two hot dogs?
 
2012-07-31 03:34:13 PM

pudding7: airsupport: I'll bet she got a hotdog. Twice.

And by hotdog you mean penis, right? As in, they had intercourse twice? Specifically, they engaged in coitus until he achieved orgasm, and then a short time later they did so again?

Or do you mean she was just hungry and ate two hot dogs?


Well, I meant the second one, seeing as she was gone so long, but I like the way you think!

I'm now re imagining the entire event as a wildly uninhibited sexy romp, and frankly, I like it.
 
2012-07-31 03:38:14 PM
Today we salute you,
Mr. Stadium Scoreboard Marriage Proposal Guy.
You've combined the three things you love most in this world.
Your girlfriend.
Your team.
And lots and lots of attention.
(everyone look at meee)
Your first proposal?
Her hand in marriage.
Your second proposal?
Two more jumbo chili dogs.
(chili cheeeeese)
It's the perfect plan,
Unless her name is spelled wrong,
She's in the bathroom,
Or she says no.
(pretty pleease)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, Mr. Bachelor on the Big Screen.
And remember,
That even if she says no,
We'll always say yes.
 
2012-07-31 03:54:35 PM
Any man who proposes on a sign at a sporting event should not only be turned down by his intended, but should be banned from dating anyone again for a period equal to that of their favored team's time since winning the last championship.
 
2012-07-31 03:54:44 PM

airsupport: pudding7: airsupport: I'll bet she got a hotdog. Twice.

And by hotdog you mean penis, right? As in, they had intercourse twice? Specifically, they engaged in coitus until he achieved orgasm, and then a short time later they did so again?

Or do you mean she was just hungry and ate two hot dogs?

Well, I meant the second one, seeing as she was gone so long, but I like the way you think!

I'm now re imagining the entire event as a wildly uninhibited sexy romp, and frankly, I like it.


/get it?
 
2012-07-31 04:03:50 PM
Okay. Proposal is coming out.
 
2012-07-31 04:27:28 PM
This was on the news this morning and I think they said she was off to get him a beer. Then they joked about why a woman would ever have to get a man a beer. Oh man, the thoughts that ran through my head.
 
2012-07-31 04:32:02 PM

LeroyBourne: This was on the news this morning and I think they said she was off to get him a beer. Then they joked about why a woman would ever have to get a man a beer. Oh man, the thoughts that ran through my head.


I thought I heard that too, but I thought this might make a for a funnier headline.

/subby
 
2012-07-31 04:36:40 PM

LeroyBourne: This was on the news this morning and I think they said she was off to get him a beer.


No wonder he wants to marry her.
 
2012-07-31 05:09:04 PM

MrSeeificare: airsupport: pudding7: airsupport: I'll bet she got a hotdog. Twice.

And by hotdog you mean penis, right? As in, they had intercourse twice? Specifically, they engaged in coitus until he achieved orgasm, and then a short time later they did so again?

Or do you mean she was just hungry and ate two hot dogs?

Well, I meant the second one, seeing as she was gone so long, but I like the way you think!

I'm now re imagining the entire event as a wildly uninhibited sexy romp, and frankly, I like it.

/get it?


Frankly, I'm not sure I'm following you.

You say she might have been engaging in affairs of a carnal nature rather than consuming 2 hot dogs?

What is this balderdash you speak of?

I say, good day to you, Sir!
 
2012-07-31 05:57:06 PM

dotvincent: Any man who proposes on a sign at a sporting event should not only be turned down by his intended, but should be banned from dating anyone again for a period equal to that of their favored team's time since winning the last championship.


Kinda harsh, don't you think? Doesn't Chicago have too many unmarried parents as it is?
 
2012-07-31 07:03:41 PM
Ha. Happened to me too. Missed my "Happy 30th Birthday" shout-out at Comiskey Park.

Didn't matter, the Sox mail you a photo of it.
 
2012-07-31 09:32:46 PM

danielscissorhands: You say she might have been engaging in affairs of a carnal nature rather than consuming 2 hot dogs?

What is this balderdash you speak of?

I say, good day to you, Sir!




Well, I NEVER!

[FAINTS INTO LACE HANDKERCHIEF]
 
2012-07-31 09:41:37 PM
These things need to be banned.
 
2012-07-31 10:00:13 PM
I imagine she was off taking a massive crap.
 
2012-07-31 10:04:35 PM

Mark Ratner: Today we salute you,
Mr. Stadium Scoreboard Marriage Proposal Guy.
You've combined the three things you love most in this world.
Your girlfriend.
Your team.
And lots and lots of attention.
(everyone look at meee)
Your first proposal?
Her hand in marriage.
Your second proposal?
Two more jumbo chili dogs.
(chili cheeeeese)
It's the perfect plan,
Unless her name is spelled wrong,
She's in the bathroom,
Or she says no.
(pretty pleease)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, Mr. Bachelor on the Big Screen.
And remember,
That even if she says no,
We'll always say yes.


Nicely done.
 
2012-07-31 10:29:56 PM
I hate this crap. Seriously, how narcissistic are you that you NEED thousands of people involved in your marriage proposal? Nobody farking cares, get over yourselves.
 
2012-07-31 10:39:38 PM
Well, she DOES have nice tits, people.
 
2012-07-31 11:41:50 PM

Mark Ratner: Today we salute you,
Mr. Stadium Scoreboard Marriage Proposal Guy.
You've combined the three things you love most in this world.
Your girlfriend.
Your team.
And lots and lots of attention.
(everyone look at meee)
Your first proposal?
Her hand in marriage.
Your second proposal?
Two more jumbo chili dogs.
(chili cheeeeese)
It's the perfect plan,
Unless her name is spelled wrong,
She's in the bathroom,
Or she says no.
(pretty pleease)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, Mr. Bachelor on the Big Screen.
And remember,
That even if she says no,
We'll always say yes.


farking wow man. That is amazing.
 
2012-08-01 12:57:59 AM
Uhh, the only thing I can take credit for, is remembering the radio ad and finding it on the intertubes. It was an actual commercial for Bud Light.
 
2012-08-01 04:17:10 AM

Ow! That was my feelings!: I hate this crap. Seriously, how narcissistic are you that you NEED thousands of people involved in your marriage proposal? Nobody farking cares, get over yourselves.


I was at a local minor league game where this sort of thing happened. The gal said no. It was quite amusing.
 
2012-08-01 06:32:36 AM

dotvincent: Any man who proposes on a sign at a sporting event should not only be turned down by his intended, but should be banned from dating anyone again for a period equal to that of their favored team's time since winning the last championship.


I'm amazed that people would do such a thing at all. Do they have absolutely no sense of the boundary between public and private issues or is it a way to put pressure on the woman to accept by forcing the question on her in front of a large crowd?

Because if it is indeed the second then I would like very much to try to arrange to have a message put up on the big TV at Celtic Park asking my girlfriend if she'll let me try anal.
 
2012-08-01 09:35:29 AM

Gordon Bennett: dotvincent: Any man who proposes on a sign at a sporting event should not only be turned down by his intended, but should be banned from dating anyone again for a period equal to that of their favored team's time since winning the last championship.

I'm amazed that people would do such a thing at all. Do they have absolutely no sense of the boundary between public and private issues or is it a way to put pressure on the woman to accept by forcing the question on her in front of a large crowd?

Because if it is indeed the second then I would like very much to try to arrange to have a message put up on the big TV at Celtic Park asking my girlfriend if she'll let me try anal.


You never ASK!

/Just perform the "oops" maneuver
//the look on her face after she quickly spins her head around, priceless.
 
2012-08-01 03:48:10 PM

dotvincent: Any man who proposes on a sign at a sporting event should not only be turned down by his intended, but should be banned from dating anyone again for a period equal to that of their favored team's time since winning the last championship.


yes.
 
2012-08-01 07:21:30 PM
She didn't look that thrilled at the proposal. Bet she calls it off after a week.
 
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