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(Townhall)   Gays should tolerate homophobic intolerance, and Martin Luther King Jr. would have never supported picketing or protesting a discriminatory business. This is what fundamentalists actually believe   (townhall.com) divider line 86
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2012-07-31 12:46:09 PM
6 votes:
Martin Luther King marched from Selma to Montgomery to get some chick-fil-a.
2012-07-31 03:47:03 PM
4 votes:
Diogenes: MFL: Can any of you give me one example of this business Disney/JC Penny's/Sony/Starbuck's discriminating against anyone?

Spare us the hypocrisy.

The Christian duty of boycotting

ChristianBoycott.org

Should Christians Boycott Starbucks?

Christian Moms Boycott JCPenney

Amerian Family Association boycotts:

7-Eleven, Abercrombie & Fitch, American Airlines, American Girl, Blockbuster Video, Burger King, Calvin Klein, Carl's Jr., Clorox, Comcast, Crest, Ford, Hallmark Cards, Kmart, Kraft Foods, S. C. Johnson & Son, Movie Gallery, Microsoft, MTV, Mary Kay, NutriSystem, Old Navy, IKEA, Sears, Pampers, Procter & Gamble, Target, Tide, Walt Disney Company, and PepsiCo.


I really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really,really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, wish they would truly boycott Microsoft.

I encourage ALL right wingers, Teabaggers, Fark Independents™ and today's "conservatives" to boycott them. Please, please, please do it. For the love of Christ, the sanctity of marriage or even for some bigoted chicken company. Come up with any reason you need, just do it. Don't forget, they support Obama so you are really sticking it to The Man if you boycott them.

Here is how you can show those filthy Libs at Microsoft you mean business while displaying megatons of Patriotism.

Click your Start button then click "run". If you don't have a "run" button type "cmd" in the "search programs and files" text box directly above the Start button.

Type the following in the black window that comes up:
"format c: /q"

Hit the "Enter" key then immediately hit the "Y" key, then the "Enter" key again. (don't bother reading the syntax, it's Liberal garbage anyway)

Find your Windows CD, break it in half and then massage your entire body to rub in that megaton of Patriotism you have!
2012-07-31 10:51:29 AM
4 votes:
those beliefs are based not on mindless antipathy, but rather on centuries of Christian religious teaching.

Sorry, I'm not seeing the difference.
2012-07-31 02:41:10 PM
3 votes:
SkinnyHead: gimmegimme: SkinnyHead: Karac: SkinnyHead: It's doubtful that Martin Luther King would support boycotting a business, just because the owner is an out-spoken Christian.

Sure about that are you?

I don't believe that Dr. King was anti-Christian bigot. Do you?

So are you admitting that Christianity is inherently racist and exclusionary?

I am saying that I don't believe that Dr. King would join in a boycott of Chick-fil-A just because the owner is a Christian who expressed support for the biblical definition of marriage.


As the poster above suggests, the Biblical definition of marriage varies from place to place. That graphic alone cites 8 different "Biblical definitions" of marriage.

What you people support is the Biblical definition of sex. Just come out and say it, man. We won't can't think any less of you, I promise.
2012-07-31 02:10:21 PM
3 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-07-31 02:07:31 PM
3 votes:
what_now: dickfreckle: GAT_00: I really wish Jesus was real sometimes so he would come back and just cockslap these people. Like literally cockslap them.

Are we talking about Jesus using his hand and slapping them in the crotch, or using his dick on their faces? Just imagine that brown, uncut, sweaty, coarse-haired Jesusdick slapping the side of their pasty faces. They'd LOVE it. At least that's my assumption about most loudmouth anti-gay types.

Uhh...Jesus was a Jew, you know.


Yes, but His Foreskin was resurrected.
2012-07-31 12:43:01 PM
3 votes:
Correct me if I'm wrong, aren't these whining conservatives the same people who were boycotting KETCHUP in 2004?
2012-07-31 12:41:10 PM
3 votes:
"Look. I just believe that you are awful people for being gay and you're going to burn in hell for the love that you have for each other. Why can't you just accept that about me and love me anyway? Tolerance, brother. Tolerance."
2012-07-31 12:38:33 PM
3 votes:
kingoomieiii: (trust me, conservatives have to do it every day whenever we turn on MSM or go to the movies).

I hate it when I'm forced to turn on the MSM and go to the movies. All I want to do is stay home and read my Karl Marx and my Koran and grow pot and give gay people abortions, but I'm forced to go see bad movies and watch CNN.

/tear
2012-07-31 12:37:34 PM
3 votes:
Making fun of Townhall by calling it "Clownhall" is an insult to clowns.
2012-07-31 11:44:59 AM
3 votes:
Gwendolyn: Allowing other people to enjoy the same rights you do does not in any way make those rights less. Unless you are afraid that by finally having equal rights those people will finalyou've able to do someone about how you've treated them and you are afraid on having to face responsibility for your actions.

"More rights for other people means less rights for me. That's just math." -Stephen Colbert
2012-07-31 11:16:59 AM
3 votes:
I really wish Jesus was real sometimes so he would come back and just cockslap these people. Like literally cockslap them.
2012-07-31 10:49:11 AM
3 votes:
Won't click so I'll assume that TownHall is appealing to Dr. King and his followers' noted love of fried chicken.
2012-07-31 10:45:11 AM
3 votes:
Don't start no sh*t won't be no sh*t.
2012-07-31 03:37:30 PM
2 votes:
rynthetyn: Meanwhile, One Million Moms has decided to boycott Amazon.

Don't worry. Their boycott won't hurt Amazon because conservatives don't read.
2012-07-31 03:36:32 PM
2 votes:
sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net

Of the 11 member countries to OPEC, only four (Iran/UAE/Nigeria/Saudi Arabia) have the death penalty for homosexual acts (in Iran it is usually not used, in Nigeria the penalty only applies to Muslim men, in Saudi Arabia the penalty depends on marital status). Five may impose prison sentences or fines (Algeria, Angola, Kuwait, Libya, Qatar).

In Iraq it is decriminalized although still a social taboo, and in two countries homosexuality is perfectly legal. (Ecuador and Venezuela) So those are the facts for people that care about the truth of the matter.
2012-07-31 03:25:34 PM
2 votes:
sharetv.org

A cake for a same sex wedding? I'd never bake such an abomination!

Tell you what, maybe you'll find this a little... sexier! It's a cake in the shape of a woman going to the bathroom!
2012-07-31 02:05:42 PM
2 votes:
img27.imageshack.us
I do eyes. Just - just eyes. Just genetic design. Just eyes. You Nexus, huh? I design your eyes.
img545.imageshack.us
Chew, if only you could see what I've seen with your eyes!
2012-07-31 01:57:03 PM
2 votes:
Lando Lincoln: "Look. I just believe that you are awful people for being gay and you're going to burn in hell for the love that you have for each other. Why can't you just accept that about me and love me anyway? Tolerance, brother. Tolerance."

"And buy my chicken sandwich you hateful homo! How else am I going to contribute to organizations that strive to keep you being treated as a second class cotizen?"
2012-07-31 01:51:10 PM
2 votes:
Dear TownHall:

You have the right to say stupid bigoted things and the rest of us have the right to call you a bigot and boycott your business. That doesn't make the rest of us un-American you mouthpooping tea bagger, it's called freedom. What you want is called fascism.

Sincerely,

Everyone who has all of their chromosomes.
2012-07-31 01:18:21 PM
2 votes:
www.prudethebook.com

Stepford wife much?
2012-07-31 12:37:07 PM
2 votes:
MLK organized that boycott of buses in Montgomery to give black people some exercise, you farking racists.
2012-07-31 12:23:53 PM
2 votes:
Good lord, that comments section is like a big homophobic circle jerk, but totally not gay.
2012-07-31 12:21:42 PM
2 votes:
And I suppose Rosa Parks bullied that poor white man by not vacating her seat on the bus too, yes?
2012-07-31 10:49:50 AM
2 votes:
The only way a country as large and heterogenous as ours can survive is if we are willing to tolerate beliefs and assumptions we don't share (trust me, conservatives have to do it every day whenever we turn on MSM or go to the movies).

[we're_being_oppressed.jpg]
2012-07-31 11:10:36 PM
1 votes:
Great Porn Dragon: friday13: I...just had a terrifying, disturbing thought...

now, I admit this may sound oddball far-left crazy, but hear me out...

It could be argued that groups like the Family Research Council, Exodus International, Focus on the Family, etc. are attempting to commit genocide on homosexuals.

Using the CPPCG definition I think that, at the very least, conditions (b), (c), and (e) are met, and condition (a) is at least attempted (see, for example: Matthew Shepard, Uganda "Kill the Gays" bill, etc.)

Think about it. Many of these Jeebus-freaks are attempting to get some farked up laws passed, want the right to fire people for being gay, and a good number of them outright state that they think that gays should be locked up. This, combined with the "work" that Exodus international does, "Deliberately inflict[s] on the group conditions of life calculated to bring about its physical destruction" (condition (c)) by keeping them unemployed or in the prison system. Exodus International is notorious for it's ex-gay "therapies" which have been proven to be both physically and mentally harmful, condition (b). Part of what Exodus International does is, admittedly at the behest of parents, essentially to kidnap gay teens and put them through what is essentially a torture camp (they compare it to "boot camp", but that implies consent), and forbids them any outside contact with any friends they may have had before, fulfilling, in my view, condition (e): "Forcibly transferring children of the group to another group." This is also mainly what I'm talking about when I mentioned the physical and mental harm earlier. Since homosexuals cannot naturally reproduce, condition (d) is harder to prove, but it could be argued that part of the laws that FOF and FRC want passed/kept, the prohibition on marriage and adoption, would fulfil that conditon. As for outright killing them, one needs only look to the "kill the gays" bill in Uganda, but can also look at many of the anti-gay be ...


Dammit...I was hoping I was just talking crazytalk...

mrshowrules: friday13: I drunk what: mrshowrules: At bestsimplest, a person's gender/sexuality is a discrete point on a 4 dimensional matrix with lifestyle "choice" being only one axis.

[www.timecube.com image 528x359]

it all makes so much sense now :D

Because politics is ONLY left or right, and there are only two colors in a rainbow.

Did you try to summon Hermaeus Mora but really summon Sheogorath because it started raining, or did you mean to summon the Daedric Prince of Madness?

/also, FTFmrshowrules

how did you know I was into Skyrim?


I didn't.Azura told me.

/Oh, there once was a bad troll named IDW the Red who came logging to Fark from his hospital bed...
/He though he was smart and he thought he was keen, he thought he was better than a dictionary.
/And the dumbass did blather all over the place, until all the farkers got tired and spake:
/Oh, you herp and you derp and you derail our thread, so we think it's high time you STFU instead!
/and then there came blasting and flaming of posts as all the brave Farkers put him to the roast
/And that troll named IDW was heard from no moooooooore...as most all the smart Farkers put his ass on ignore.
2012-07-31 07:54:17 PM
1 votes:
Natas Nwaps: As for having children, heteros have MORE than enough unwanted kids for my partner and I to take care of without us having to make our own...

Technically, I will have fewer children than the average gay person, and I'm straight. Kinda shiatty how many places discriminate against gays adopting, since *I* ain't taking any of those kids.

/getting fixed
//never want kids of my own, or any kids near me
2012-07-31 07:23:39 PM
1 votes:
friday13: I drunk what: Raharu: Why don't you answer it

because we have already been given the answer:

friday13: 8 and brown

don't you agree?

...after all it is simple logic, shirley you can hack it

just like this race == sexual preference, logic problem

simple as 1...2...5

Odd, you just said that was wrong not four posts up. So what IS the answer?

[jeopardytheme.mp3]


Is he still banging on about that?

Can't get a logic puzzle correct and can't accept that sexual orientation is not a personal choice. Must be one sad little individual. I do try to always fall back on the "at least my life is much more interesting and exciting" line of thought as I write them off as the losers they are, but in this case I actually feel a little bad for the guy. Being this deranged has to be a sign of mental illness. It's no fun picking on the handicapped, even if they are being a twat.
2012-07-31 06:58:00 PM
1 votes:
mrshowrules: At best, a person's gender/sexuality is a discrete point on a 4 dimensional matrix with lifestyle "choice" being only one axis.

www.timecube.com

it all makes so much sense now :D
2012-07-31 05:36:34 PM
1 votes:
I drunk what: an intelligent conversation requires at least two participants

By the way, the answer to your username is "Gasoline and house paint."
2012-07-31 05:33:06 PM
1 votes:
I drunk what: an intelligent conversation requires at least two participants

... Neither of which are you.
2012-07-31 05:26:53 PM
1 votes:
I drunk what: Biological Ali: I drunk what

Seriously, I hope for your own sake that you're not cognitively impaired to the point where you actually believe anything you've posted thus far.

i haven't even gotten started, see if abbey wants to participate, we might make something of this thread yet

an intelligent conversation requires at least two participants


In which case, you'll never have one; you'll only be able to watch..
2012-07-31 05:20:22 PM
1 votes:
I drunk what

Seriously, I hope for your own sake that you're not cognitively impaired to the point where you actually believe anything you've posted thus far.
2012-07-31 05:19:56 PM
1 votes:
I drunk what: the bigotry against liars, thieves, murderers, etc..?

though you do have a point, morality is rapidly becoming an antiquated concept

pretty soon it will be a myth


It's pretty scary to know that without a book to tell you otherwise you can't figure out that stealing and killing is wrong on your own.
2012-07-31 05:18:20 PM
1 votes:
stewmadness: HeartBurnKid: stewmadness: Get over it. Some people have problems with perverts.

And some people have problems with people who call gay people "perverts". Get over it.

Sorry, "nature's mistakes", better?


There's no hate like neocon hate. Then again, this is libbynomore2's alt, so what would you expect?
2012-07-31 05:12:57 PM
1 votes:
I drunk what: so i guess it would be safe to assume that you fully support the notion to include polygamy, incest, pedophilia and bestiality into your all loving and tolerant view of marriage, civil recognition, etc...

Why does EVERY SINGLE anti-gay bigot forget about the ability to consent? THOSE LAST TWO GROUPS CAN'T FARKING CONSENT, YOU TOOL.

Also, I see nothing wrong with the first one and the second one causes medical problems with any offspring that outlawing, or heavily regulating, it actually does make sense on a public health front. Marriage IS a contract, after all.
2012-07-31 05:11:20 PM
1 votes:
Lando Lincoln: Do you even realize how dumb you sound?

You have to admit "Cat got your crotch?" is comedy gold.
2012-07-31 05:08:56 PM
1 votes:
Dr Dreidel: Whatsa matter, SkinnyHead? Cat got your crotch? Care to address the arguments I made, or are you done with it because there are better ones to be had?

Do you even realize how dumb you sound? It's like you're arguing with the animatronik figures at Disneyland.

"SCREW YOU, LITTLE ESKIMOS! IT IS NOT A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL! THE EARTH IS OVER 24,000 MILES IN CIRCUMFERENCE! WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THAT, HUH? NO, IT IS NOT A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL! STOP SAYING THAT! WHAT ARE YOU, STUPID?"
2012-07-31 05:08:04 PM
1 votes:
I drunk what: Kuroshin: How is being Black any more or less of a decision than being Gay?

ah yes, the old, "because you are a Christian the burden of all Life is on yoooos!!!!1!!!1!!! >:( " bit

nevar gets old

so then, you want me to provide Scientific evidence that homosexuality is in FACT a genetic property of the human condition...? and i must show my work

you may need to give a while on this one, cuz i don't think that evidence exists

in the mean time i can provide plenty of cases of people who chose to be homosexual and then later chose to be heterosexual, though i'm not sure how well that would support your theory?

perhaps we should pretend those people don't exist, in order to further your cause?

so then, are you prepared to take the stance that homosexuality is a genetic condition, show your work and be prepared to defend the argument of whether or not it is a disease that should be cured or a beneficial trait that should be preserved and propagated?


*cough*
2012-07-31 04:44:28 PM
1 votes:
I drunk what: is this the thread where we equivocate race with sexual preference?

Is this where we make fun of your malapropism?
2012-07-31 04:42:57 PM
1 votes:
SkinnyHead: Dr Dreidel: Whatsa matter, SkinnyHead? Cat got your crotch? Care to address the arguments I made, or are you done with it because there are better ones to be had?

Are you still clinging to the idea that The Bible defines ONE kind of marriage FULL STOP? Do you not see that what you and your ilk support is the Biblical definition of sex, not of marriage?

I did answer. Jesus said that "from the beginning of the creation God made them male and female. For this cause shall a man leave his father and mother, and be joined to his wife; And they two shall be one flesh: so then they are no more two, but one flesh. What therefore God has joined together, let not man put asunder." Mark 10:6-9. That refers to marriage, not sex.


What does that mean about the previous instructions of Yahweh regarding marriage and sex? Which ones are rescinded and how do you know?
2012-07-31 04:39:56 PM
1 votes:
One Big Ass Mistake America: [i.imgur.com image 400x225]

i.imgur.com

/and do it with the Spiderman one this time
2012-07-31 03:39:31 PM
1 votes:
rynthetyn: Meanwhile, One Million Moms has decided to boycott Amazon.

Let them, it won't damage my sales there by one cent.
2012-07-31 03:34:30 PM
1 votes:
Meanwhile, One Million Moms has decided to boycott Amazon.
2012-07-31 03:24:58 PM
1 votes:
PlatinumDragon: Freedom of speech and thought doesn't equal freedom from criticism.

And, freedom of speech does not grant you freedom to my money.

I don't see why the restaurant even cares. It's sort of a win-win.

They don't like gays. So gays and those that accept them don't have to eat in their restaurant. So they don't have to do business with people they revile, and the reviled don't have to contribute to their success. We each go our separate ways.

Freedom of choice. You'd think even a conservative can get on board with that. Albeit, a non-hypocritical conservative.
2012-07-31 03:13:25 PM
1 votes:
Those forums at the bottom are looney tunes...

Hanging out around here I sometimes forgot how much pure, closeminded, unadulterated bigotry and ignorance surrounds conservative culture. Now I feel like I need to take a shower.
2012-07-31 03:04:58 PM
1 votes:
SkinnyHead: Dr Dreidel: As the poster above suggests, the Biblical definition of marriage varies from place to place. That graphic alone cites 8 different "Biblical definitions" of marriage.

What you people support is the Biblical definition of sex. Just come out and say it, man. We won't can't think any less of you, I promise.

Jesus defined marriage as two people, male and female, joined as one flesh.


Citation. NOW. Matthew, Mark, Luke, or John? Which one and where does JESUS say this?
2012-07-31 03:04:56 PM
1 votes:
quatchi: Oh, FFS.

Look religious bigots everywhere, here's the deal.

You can either *be* immoral, repressive, hidebound, intractable, bigoted shiatstains and have people point out occasionally what a bunch of scum you are or you can shut the fark up, let other people live their lives in peace and *not* get called out for failing at being reasonable human beings.

Just don't imagine you can have your cake and eat it too here.

Learn something.

"Promoting tolerance and equality under the law" != "intolerance"

Learn this.


I farking love you so much
2012-07-31 02:58:51 PM
1 votes:
SkinnyHead: Dr Dreidel: As the poster above suggests, the Biblical definition of marriage varies from place to place. That graphic alone cites 8 different "Biblical definitions" of marriage.

What you people support is the Biblical definition of sex. Just come out and say it, man. We won't can't think any less of you, I promise.

Jesus defined marriage as two people, male and female, joined as one flesh.


How many Women, and remember, women's consent not required for marriage. Ladies was property that could talk.
2012-07-31 02:57:52 PM
1 votes:
MFL: MFL: Can any of you give me one example of this business discriminating against anyone?

Why is an example needed to admonish their views? Social conservatives have condemned and boycotted dozens of countries because of their views without any discrimination present whatsoever

You do realize their view is still the majority in this country don't you?

Hell, you might as well boycot every grocery store in the country because chances are the the farmers who grew the organic food you've been eating are christian too.

They are not discriminating against anyone. They hire everyone. They serve everyone. The CEO happens to be a christian just like 80% of the rest of the country. It's called toleration.

If you really want to change the world, get some balls and go protest an islamist country where they execute gays and don't let women go outside instead of wasting your time with this.


...[W]hy beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye? Or how wilt thou say to thy brother, Let me pull out the mote out of thine eye; and, behold, a beam is in thine own eye? Thou hypocrite[! F]irst cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye.


Matthew 7:3-5(KJV quoted above is one of the few things the bible gets absolutely, 100% right, possibly the only thing.

One Big Ass Mistake America: [i.imgur.com image 400x225]

Your handle, much like SkinnyHead's, is alarmingly self-descriptive.

Zeno-25: "Unlimited tolerance must lead to the disappearance of tolerance. If we extend unlimited tolerance even to those who are intolerant, if we are not prepared to defend a tolerant society against the onslaught of the intolerant, then the tolerant will be destroyed, and tolerance with them... We should therefore claim, in the name of tolerance, the right not to tolerate the intolerant. We should claim that any movement preaching intolerance places itself outside the law, and we should consider incitement to intolerance and persecution as criminal, in the same way as we should consider incitement to murder, or to kidnapping, or to the revival of the slave trade, as criminal."

- Karl Popper


THIS IN BIG SHINY GLOWY NEON LETTERS LEGIBLE FROM THE MOON


Put in more simple-sounding terms, intolerance of intolerance is a virtue.

SkinnyHead: I am saying that I don't believe that Dr. King would join in a boycott of Chick-fil-A just because the owner is a Christian who expressed support for the biblical definition of marriage.

Then, like much of your beliefs, you are most likely...I'll let Dr. Cox say it
2012-07-31 02:49:37 PM
1 votes:
Dr Dreidel: As the poster above suggests, the Biblical definition of marriage varies from place to place. That graphic alone cites 8 different "Biblical definitions" of marriage.

What you people support is the Biblical definition of sex. Just come out and say it, man. We won't can't think any less of you, I promise.


Jesus defined marriage as two people, male and female, joined as one flesh.
2012-07-31 02:43:40 PM
1 votes:
SkinnyHead: gimmegimme: SkinnyHead: gimmegimme: SkinnyHead: Karac: SkinnyHead: It's doubtful that Martin Luther King would support boycotting a business, just because the owner is an out-spoken Christian.

Sure about that are you?

I don't believe that Dr. King was anti-Christian bigot. Do you?

So are you admitting that Christianity is inherently racist and exclusionary?

I am saying that I don't believe that Dr. King would join in a boycott of Chick-fil-A just because the owner is a Christian who expressed support for the biblical definition of marriage.

Wow...I wasn't aware that the Chik-fil-a guy wants raped women to be sold to their rapists. That kind of position doesn't bother you?

That sounds like the sophistry of the Pharisees.


Link
http://bible.cc/matthew/5-17.htm

Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfill.

Would you like another spin on the wheel of Derp?
2012-07-31 02:42:45 PM
1 votes:
THX 1138: For those who don't want to click a Townhall article, I present you with the following summary. Just replace the "atheist" on the guy's shirt with "homosexual":

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 400x529]


Or women, or latino, or basically anything outside the old rich white christian theocrat "norm".
2012-07-31 02:36:06 PM
1 votes:
SkinnyHead: gimmegimme: SkinnyHead: Karac: SkinnyHead: It's doubtful that Martin Luther King would support boycotting a business, just because the owner is an out-spoken Christian.

Sure about that are you?

I don't believe that Dr. King was anti-Christian bigot. Do you?

So are you admitting that Christianity is inherently racist and exclusionary?

I am saying that I don't believe that Dr. King would join in a boycott of Chick-fil-A just because the owner is a Christian who expressed support for the biblical definition of marriage.



You ignorant farkwit.


i51.tinypic.com

I think this sums up the point very well.
Link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JprRWKQys7A
2012-07-31 02:25:25 PM
1 votes:
what_now: One Big Ass Mistake America: [i.imgur.com image 400x225]

The last time you posted that, we made fun of you for not understanding that "OPEC" doesn't have an "owner", but you just...you ran with it.

You didn't even look up OPEC to see what that STANDS for. Amazing.


Blaming a conservative for being poorly informed is like blaming a zebra for his stripes.
2012-07-31 02:22:35 PM
1 votes:
One Big Ass Mistake America: [i.imgur.com image 400x225]

The last time you posted that, we made fun of you for not understanding that "OPEC" doesn't have an "owner", but you just...you ran with it.

You didn't even look up OPEC to see what that STANDS for. Amazing.
2012-07-31 02:22:09 PM
1 votes:
qorkfiend: The "owners of OPEC"?

That's the best part.
2012-07-31 02:19:09 PM
1 votes:
MFL: If you really want to change the world, get some balls and go protest an islamist country where they execute gays and don't let women go outside instead of wasting your time with this.

What kind of farktarded logic is this? Did this actually make sense in your head when you type it? And on the off chance that you actually meant this seriously, you do realize that this line of reasoning completely delegitimizes arguments against Chick-fil-A (hypothetically thus far) being denied business permits, right?

"If you really want to change the world, grow some balls and go protest a country where Christians aren't allowed to run businesses at all herp derp derp."
2012-07-31 02:17:22 PM
1 votes:
MFL: If you really want to change the world, get some balls and go protest an islamist country where they execute gays and don't let women go outside instead of wasting your time with this.

Let's clean our house before we go worrying about another's.
2012-07-31 02:16:33 PM
1 votes:
MFL: . They hire everyone.

A conversation that has come up on Facebook from a few people is that during interviews at Chic-Fil-A they were asked if they attend church and if they're Christian. That's illegal during an interview. And they don't hire everyone.
2012-07-31 02:16:15 PM
1 votes:
One Big Ass Mistake America: [i.imgur.com image 400x225]

The "owners of OPEC"?
2012-07-31 02:13:19 PM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-07-31 02:10:52 PM
1 votes:
Dr Dreidel: Bigotry clothed in religion is still bigotry.

Right. We don't think they're bigoted, ignorant asshats because they're Christian. We think they're bigoted, ignorant asshats because they act like bigoted, ignorant asshats. The only reason Christianity comes into it at all is because they bring it in to cloak their actions and deflect personal responsibility.
2012-07-31 02:09:10 PM
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Karac: Arkanaut: GAT_00: I really wish Jesus was real sometimes so he would come back and just cockslap these people. Like literally cockslap them.

Wait, does that mean Jesus should slap these people on their cocks, or he should slap them with His Cock?

He's Jesus. There's no reason he can't do both. Or even the third option: using his cock to slap theirs.


Truly, he is the King of Kings.
2012-07-31 02:09:03 PM
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French Rage: So now every single conservative outlet has switched to the "it's not fear or hatred of gay people, it's just following religious teachings" message within a day of each other, but we're not supposed to think this is at all coordinated.

Wow...it's almost as if religious teachings are inherently full of hate and fear and intolerance for others...
2012-07-31 02:08:04 PM
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So now every single conservative outlet has switched to the "it's not fear or hatred of gay people, it's just following religious teachings" message within a day of each other, but we're not supposed to think this is at all coordinated.
2012-07-31 02:07:24 PM
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Oh, FFS.

Look religious bigots everywhere, here's the deal.

You can either *be* immoral, repressive, hidebound, intractable, bigoted shiatstains and have people point out occasionally what a bunch of scum you are or you can shut the fark up, let other people live their lives in peace and *not* get called out for failing at being reasonable human beings.

Just don't imagine you can have your cake and eat it too here.

Learn something.

"Promoting tolerance and equality under the law" != "intolerance"

Learn this.
2012-07-31 01:54:50 PM
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SkinnyHead: It's doubtful that Martin Luther King would support boycotting a business, just because the owner is an out-spoken Christian.

You know there is help out there. You addiction to cloaca is treatable.

You can stop, you just have to want to. Do you want to SkinnyHead?

You could live a normal life. All you have to do is ask for the help you need.
2012-07-31 01:54:17 PM
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SkinnyHead: Karac: SkinnyHead: It's doubtful that Martin Luther King would support boycotting a business, just because the owner is an out-spoken Christian.

Sure about that are you?

I don't believe that Dr. King was anti-Christian bigot. Do you?


So are you admitting that Christianity is inherently racist and exclusionary?
2012-07-31 01:53:43 PM
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dickfreckle: GAT_00: I really wish Jesus was real sometimes so he would come back and just cockslap these people. Like literally cockslap them.

Are we talking about Jesus using his hand and slapping them in the crotch, or using his dick on their faces? Just imagine that brown, uncut, sweaty, coarse-haired Jesusdick slapping the side of their pasty faces. They'd LOVE it. At least that's my assumption about most loudmouth anti-gay types.


Uhh...Jesus was a Jew, you know.
2012-07-31 01:51:44 PM
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GAT_00: I really wish Jesus was real sometimes so he would come back and just cockslap these people. Like literally cockslap them.

Are we talking about Jesus using his hand and slapping them in the crotch, or using his dick on their faces? Just imagine that brown, uncut, sweaty, coarse-haired Jesusdick slapping the side of their pasty faces. They'd LOVE it. At least that's my assumption about most loudmouth anti-gay types.
2012-07-31 01:50:05 PM
1 votes:
I love the smell of fundie panic in the early afternoon.

Smells like inevitable victory.
2012-07-31 01:48:59 PM
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GAT_00: I really wish Jesus was real sometimes so he would come back and just cockslap these people. Like literally cockslap them.

If Jesus came back, they would attack him for living on the streets, feeding the poor, hanging out with lepers, defending prostitutes, and label him a Liberal Commie Socialist Who Hates the Rich before crucifying him again.
2012-07-31 01:48:02 PM
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So what happens if same sex marriage is legalized and it turns out they have a much lower divorce rate than hetrosexuals? How will the Gingriches and Limbaughs explain that one when babbling on about the sanctity of marriage?
2012-07-31 01:45:10 PM
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Fark you, cry harder you unrepentant bigots. History will remember you as no better than the KKK.
2012-07-31 01:44:47 PM
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The new homophobe christian hotness is saying they are being tolerant, because the bible says that gays should be put to death and they're not doing that.
2012-07-31 01:42:32 PM
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OK - so protesting and boycotting homophobic businesses is bad because it infringes on their right to do business however and wherever they want, ESPECIALLY on the part of a city, etc.

BUT - protesting and preventing things like gay bars, bath houses, bookstores, etc. is perfectly OK because they don't have the "right" to do business however and wherever they want.

Can someone explain how this works?
2012-07-31 01:42:07 PM
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kingoomieiii: FARK your dumb conscience. It isn't working.

Dude, if you have to answer yourself and no one else is responding to you, it's a good indication that a lot of people have you on ignore. Dial it back a notch.
2012-07-31 01:37:46 PM
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timujin: It would be wrong for people to picket businesses that choose to support gay marriage; it is likewise wrong to picket a bakery because its owner doesn't want to bake a cake for the ceremony (especially when there are many, many other bakeries happy to oblige).

People protest businesses all the time. If you don't like bakeries that bake gay marriage wedding cakes, go ahead and picket them. And everyone will know you're a bigot. That's your actual issue... you don't want people protesting bigotry because you can't protest back, you know you're in the wrong here.

Here's the thing, dipshiat, there's a difference between "I have to see things I don't like" and discrimination. If that same baker didn't believe in interracial marriage and wouldn't bake a cake for an interracial marriage, people would picket his business. And, "Well, I still bake cakes for the blacks, I just don't support them marrying whites" isn't a defense.


Why don't conservatives like the free market?
2012-07-31 01:30:37 PM
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SkinnyHead: It's doubtful that Martin Luther King would support boycotting a business, just because the owner is an out-spoken Christian.

Because we should all look to you for insights into Dr. King.

Can someone remind me how many years those tolerant "live and let live" Christians boycotted Disney?
2012-07-31 01:19:08 PM
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It's doubtful that Martin Luther King would support boycotting a business, just because the owner is an out-spoken Christian.
2012-07-31 12:55:01 PM
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Aarontology: Martin Luther King marched from Selma to Montgomery to get some chick-fil-a.


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2012-07-31 12:34:49 PM
1 votes:
Cry moar
2012-07-31 11:03:56 AM
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Let's be fair, Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. probably did frown on homosexuality, as many African-Americans still do.

It just doesn't change a farking thing about the argument, what's right, and why it's perfectly reasonable to boycott Chik-Fil-A.
2012-07-31 10:54:55 AM
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The stance reflects no hatred or unreasoning fear of gay people (i.e., "homophobia"); it has simply been (and remains) part of many people's mainstream religious belief in this country for as long as it has existed -- and freedom of conscience must and should be respected here.

"I don't HATE or FEAR gay people. I just feel like it cheapens MY ambitions if they can reach theirs, and I think it would be better if they didn't exist."

FARK your dumb conscience. It isn't working.
2012-07-31 10:52:17 AM
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kingoomieiii: The only way a country as large and heterogenous as ours can survive is if we are willing to tolerate beliefs and assumptions we don't share (trust me, conservatives have to do it every day whenever we turn on MSM or go to the movies).

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Oh, and by the way, you farkers are constantly facing beliefs and assumptions you don't share because your equivalent beliefs and assumptions are almost unanimously hateful, ignorant, indefensible, and just plain stupid.

So maybe you'd be less OPPRESSED if you weren't so stupid. Can you work on that?
 
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