Someone stole two snare drum stands, two cymbals and meat from the freezer in a garage

Why would you store your drum kit in the freezer?

NewportBarGuy: What kind of people would steal meat?



Answer: An Animal

NewportBarGuy: What kind of people would steal meat?



These guys.

SkylineRecords: NewportBarGuy: What kind of people would steal meat?



These guys.

These are presents for a birthday party and you can't look inside them.

/farking Phil Collins...

In related news, The Fourth Annual Lars Ulrich BBQ is apparently back on this year!

FTFA: The owner says he thinks it happened in the past couple of weeks?


Well... That narrows it down!

I was hoping this would devolve into a Trailer Park Boys thread right away, and it has.

"You wanna buy some trout?"

SenatorExLax: I was hoping this would devolve into a Trailer Park Boys thread right away, and it has.

"You wanna buy some trout?"

Fark off, ya greasy walrus lookin' bastard!!

Your dog wants drum lessons.

Thanks, article for dredging up memories of my sweet-sounding 16" Paiste Power Crash that was stolen out of the high school band storage room over the summer after it was accidentally locked in there at the end of the school year.

Even if I somehow managed to get that cymbal back now, I'd never get the meat smell off of it.

LordOfThePings: Someone stole two snare drum stands, two cymbals and meat from the freezer in a garage

Why would you store your drum kit in the freezer?

You jut keep the hardware and the cymbals in the freezer... keeping them below 30f helps prevent metal fatigue as long as you thaw them out before playing.

Occasionally... you see some people that mistakenly put the drums in the freezer as well. They're easy to spot though... because they have to put a blanket in the kick drum to help warm it up.



/and they don't know how to tune drums.

meow said the dog: //I also did the **bum bump** to make it seem as though there was the drum that was hit which would be the thing that would happen after the bad joke

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eXj97stbG8 (pops).

NewportBarGuy: What kind of people would steal meat?

Pudding eaters.

Just to add to the TPB

Pray 4 Mojo: LordOfThePings: Someone stole two snare drum stands, two cymbals and meat from the freezer in a garage

Why would you store your drum kit in the freezer?

You jut keep the hardware and the cymbals in the freezer... keeping them below 30f helps prevent metal fatigue as long as you thaw them out before playing.

Occasionally... you see some people that mistakenly put the drums in the freezer as well. They're easy to spot though... because they have to put a blanket in the kick drum to help warm it up.



/and they don't know how to tune drums.

What?

You don't happen to go by the stage name Lapdog do you?


/Seriously not sure if serious...

Pray 4 Mojo

You jut keep the hardware and the cymbals in the freezer... keeping them below 30f helps prevent metal fatigue as long as you thaw them out before playing.

Occasionally... you see some people that mistakenly put the drums in the freezer as well. They're easy to spot though... because they have to put a blanket in the kick drum to help warm it up.



/and they don't know how to tune drums.

Hehehehe......

CSB time: the only time my mom was glad I had a drumset was when somebody broke into the garage one night & fell over my drums.She grabbed her pistol & opened the door,nobody there,just the side door open :D

/drummer for 40+ years now
//drool out of both sides of my mouth

Came for Trailer Park Boys reference, leaving very satisfied.

/"How hard can this case be, guys? I mean, c'mon - they're stealing meat!" -Officer George Green

monkybunney: Pray 4 Mojo: LordOfThePings: Someone stole two snare drum stands, two cymbals and meat from the freezer in a garage

Why would you store your drum kit in the freezer?

You jut keep the hardware and the cymbals in the freezer... keeping them below 30f helps prevent metal fatigue as long as you thaw them out before playing.

Occasionally... you see some people that mistakenly put the drums in the freezer as well. They're easy to spot though... because they have to put a blanket in the kick drum to help warm it up.



/and they don't know how to tune drums.

What?

You don't happen to go by the stage name Lapdog do you?
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/Seriously not sure if serious...

Which part?

It's all good fun... until the slashie. Then it gets REAL!

Why is it that tuning a guitar is usually covered in the first lesson... but 90% of drummers never learn how to properly tune drums?

/Hint: If there is duct tape, electrical tape, foam, cloth, felt, neoprene or any other nonsense on your drumheads... you're doing it wrong!

//Former rockstar... drums have been sitting in their ATA cases in the attic at a friends house for about 6 years now.

///That's kinda sad

Pray 4 Mojo

Why is it that tuning a guitar is usually covered in the first lesson... but 90% of drummers never learn how to properly tune drums?

/Hint: If there is duct tape, electrical tape, foam, cloth, felt, neoprene or any other nonsense on your drumheads... you're doing it wrong!



Amen,brother.

//Former rockstar... drums have been sitting in their ATA cases in the attic at a friends house for about 6 years now.

///That's kinda sad

Playin' at the local saloon this weekend & did 2 little sessions last week.Don't give up.

Frantic Freddie: Don't give up.

Thanks but... I gave up and I'm happier for it.

Guys I used to play with are doing the Casino circuit around S. Cal and doing pretty well. Not for me. Not at all.

Had my time... had experiences most people can only dream about... grew up and moved on with my life. Although I miss being young and touring with my friends in our old crappy bus... I don't miss much else.

I dislike every part of being a rock star drummer except the exact act of playing the drums in front of many enthusiastic people. That's why I've backed off but can't stop completely. It's my natural habitat.

I dislike every part of being a rock star drummer except the exact act of playing the drums in front of many enthusiastic people. That's why I've backed off but can't stop completely. It's my natural habitat.

THIS.

I cannot STAND lugging, tuning, packing, adjusting drums. Farking LOVE playing them.

I'll never give up.

Pray 4 Mojo: /Hint: If there is duct tape, electrical tape, foam, cloth, felt, neoprene or any other nonsense on your drumheads... you're doing it wrong!

Ahhw shiat! Drum nerd thyme!

I use a thin, cut-lengthwise in half towel stretched across the inside of the batter head of my bass drum. That muffles some of the batter head vibration. I also use a small throw pillow inside the bass drum to muffle just the bottom edge of the front head. I never cut a hole in the front head, ever. It get's a nice boomey sound from the front head's limited vibration and a decent "DUD" attack from the more muffled batter head being struck by the peddle mallet. The effect is like getting punched in the gut combined with a fast 20hz decay. So I disagree with your TOTAL assessment sir.

//FWIW if you have to muffle your toms or snare you either may not know how to tune them or your kit is crap. Just being honest.

monkybunney: Pray 4 Mojo: /Hint: If there is duct tape, electrical tape, foam, cloth, felt, neoprene or any other nonsense on your drumheads... you're doing it wrong!

Ahhw shiat! Drum nerd thyme!

I use a thin, cut-lengthwise in half towel stretched across the inside of the batter head of my bass drum. That muffles some of the batter head vibration. I also use a small throw pillow inside the bass drum to muffle just the bottom edge of the front head. I never cut a hole in the front head, ever. It get's a nice boomey sound from the front head's limited vibration and a decent "DUD" attack from the more muffled batter head being struck by the peddle mallet. The effect is like getting punched in the gut combined with a fast 20hz decay. So I disagree with your TOTAL assessment sir.

//FWIW if you have to muffle your toms or snare you either may not know how to tune them or your kit is crap. Just being honest.

Drum nerd thread? Whoot!

I can forgive the bass drum. There are some things (muffling wise) that are necessary in the kick drum... especially if you're dealing with a house soundman that you don't trust.

Full drum nerd (and a walk down memory lane): 24x18 8 ply maple, Powerstroke 3 heads both sides (which are actually 'pre muffled' with a mylar ring. 8" hole in the front head for live miking. Thing was a cannon.

Do kids still play maple drums?

whatsYOURname: I dislike every part of being a rock star drummer except the exact act of playing the drums in front of many enthusiastic people. That's why I've backed off but can't stop completely. It's my natural habitat.

Pretty much the way I felt. Just comes a point where the associated BS all becomes too much to deal with for the level of return you're getting. It's about entertaining people and connecting with and feeding off an audience. I was never one of those guys that could jam for hours in a garage just because... (12 bar blues anyone?)... ick.

Beat The Meatles!