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2012-07-31 11:44:10 AM  
His milk must have been delicious.
 
2012-07-31 11:45:17 AM  
Good one, subby.

content7.flixster.com
 
2012-07-31 11:45:59 AM  
i149.photobucket.com
Michelle, I popping over to the neighbours to -um- return a tool.
 
2012-07-31 11:46:01 AM  
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Father Ted: I know what's going on, Pat Mustard. There are some very hairy babies on Craggy Island, and I think you are the hairy baby-maker.

Pat Mustard: Oh, yeah? Well, I think that you would need proof if you were going to make that sort of an accusation. And I'm a very careful man, Father. A very careful man!

Father Ted: Except when it comes to taking precautions in the bedroom.

Pat Mustard: Ah, w-... you certainly wouldn't be advising the use of artificial contraception now, Father, would you?

Father Ted: Yes, I... well... if you're going to be... of course you will... JUST FECK OFF!
 
2012-07-31 11:46:06 AM  
profile.ak.fbcdn.net
 
2012-07-31 11:46:07 AM  
i2.ytimg.com
 
2012-07-31 11:46:41 AM  
i1002.photobucket.com

/hot
//like a milkman
 
2012-07-31 11:47:27 AM  
How's your wife and my kids?
 
2012-07-31 11:47:45 AM  
i13.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-31 11:48:07 AM  
Tupperware salesman?

*bow chicka wow wow*
 
2012-07-31 11:48:35 AM  
As I was going to Saint Ives
I met a man with seven wives
 
2012-07-31 11:49:10 AM  
 
2012-07-31 11:49:30 AM  

Argus Prescott: Father Ted: I know what's going on, Pat Mustard. There are some very hairy babies on Craggy Island, and I think you are the hairy baby-maker.


/satisfied
 
2012-07-31 11:49:49 AM  

WizardofToast: His milk must have been delicious.


Get out of my head!

/but be sure to collect all the baggage
 
2012-07-31 11:50:15 AM  
Pool guy?
 
2012-07-31 11:50:47 AM  
NSFW also: Aphex Twin - Milkman
 
2012-07-31 11:51:12 AM  
Is this the Village of the damned?
Better watch those kids.
 
2012-07-31 11:51:24 AM  
Is "milkman" still a profession? Didn't he go the way of the guy who delivers ice?
 
2012-07-31 11:51:47 AM  
"Seven families are having seven babies all within seven months of each other, and they all live in seven homes abutting each other in Hastings."

As I was going to St. Ives...
 
2012-07-31 11:52:40 AM  

Hector Remarkable: Milkman


That did not go where I expected it to. It just went wrong and wronger.
 
2012-07-31 11:52:42 AM  
Mr. Povich, you have an urgent call on line 3. Mr. Povich, phone call, line 3.....
 
2012-07-31 11:54:09 AM  
That was some "science," reporter-guy. How about this: neighborhoods full of starter homes are often filled with people starting families, so they tend to be popping out babies pretty regularly. Our neighborhood saw a baby born every month for three years straight, all among 40 houses or so... and that was just the ones I noticed.

That their menses were synchronized would explain not that they were having sex at one-month intervals, but that the babies all had birthdays 28 days (or so) apart.
 
2012-07-31 11:54:52 AM  
www.newpride.tv
 
2012-07-31 11:56:31 AM  

DirkTheDaring: "Seven families are having seven babies all within seven months of each other, and they all live in seven homes abutting each other in Hastings."

As I was going to St. Ives...


One.

/good call.
 
2012-07-31 11:58:19 AM  
Hmmm... I wonder if this has anything to do with the soil in the area...

/Or maybe burrow owls?
 
2012-07-31 11:58:59 AM  
Apparently none of those ladies enjoys anal.
 
2012-07-31 11:59:00 AM  

DirkTheDaring: "Seven families are having seven babies all within seven months of each other, and they all live in seven homes abutting each other in Hastings."

As I was going to St. Ives...


Iiiiiives.

But anyways, Milkman's the worst superhero ever.
 
2012-07-31 11:59:22 AM  
50SoG... and neighborhood orgies...
 
2012-07-31 12:00:11 PM  

wildcardjack: Hector Remarkable: Milkman

That did not go where I expected it to. It just went wrong and wronger.


Yeah, David Firth animations tend to do that..
 
2012-07-31 12:00:39 PM  

Hector Remarkable: Milkman


Damn you, Net-Nanny.

Oh, wait...

Milkman.
 
2012-07-31 12:03:46 PM  
www.beanos.com
 
2012-07-31 12:04:22 PM  

PC LOAD LETTER: Is "milkman" still a profession? Didn't he go the way of the guy who delivers ice?


Oberweis still employs a ton of delivery guys, mostly overpriced dairy and frozen foods.
 
2012-07-31 12:04:48 PM  
th01.deviantart.net

It's fortified with what the world wants...
What the world deserves...

=Smidge=
 
2012-07-31 12:06:31 PM  
I'm guessing the cable guy didn't fix the cable.
 
2012-07-31 12:06:35 PM  

Mykeru: Hector Remarkable: Milkman

Damn you, Net-Nanny.

Oh, wait...

Milkman.


... What the fark did I just saw?.
 
2012-07-31 12:06:51 PM  
Reid Fleming. Gotta be. We'll know for sure if the babies are bald.
 
2012-07-31 12:08:05 PM  

factoryconnection: That was some "science," reporter-guy. How about this: neighborhoods full of starter homes are often filled with people starting families, so they tend to be popping out babies pretty regularly. Our neighborhood saw a baby born every month for three years straight, all among 40 houses or so... and that was just the ones I noticed.

That their menses were synchronized would explain not that they were having sex at one-month intervals, but that the babies all had birthdays 28 days (or so) apart.


Thank you. 7 kids in 7 months isnt exactly shocking.
 
2012-07-31 12:11:00 PM  
Daddy, how come I tht-thtutter
How come I talk with a lithp?
Daddy how come I tht-thtutter?
How come I talk like thith?

Go and ask your mother
That's the thing to do
Go and ask your mother
She'll explain it all to you.

Mommy, how come I tht-thtutter
How come I talk with a lithp?
Mommy how come I tht-thutter
How come I talk like thith?

Go and ask the milkman
That's the thing to do
Go and ask the milkman
He'll explain it all to you

Milkman, how come I tht-thtutter?
How come I talk with a lithp?
Milkman how come I tht-thtutter?
How come I talk like thith?

G-GO AWAY you tht-thtupid kid, you bother me!
 
2012-07-31 12:19:46 PM  
Having seen their first group photo, I don't think it was the milkman...

www.imagesforprofile.com

/at least they'll stay warm in those cold MN winters
 
2012-07-31 12:25:48 PM  

CygnusDarius: ... What the fark did I just saw?.


This one is a lot less.. gruesome. NSFW cartoon boobs for a couple seconds.
 
2012-07-31 12:30:51 PM  
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Well duh, they're band members.
 
2012-07-31 12:45:25 PM  
www.intriguing.com

It couldn't be the milkman. He never gets past the first house.
 
2012-07-31 12:48:23 PM  

Mentalpatient87: CygnusDarius: ... What the fark did I just saw?.

This one is a lot less.. gruesome. NSFW cartoon boobs for a couple seconds.



I used to send this one out every valentines day
 
2012-07-31 12:57:48 PM  
"Seven families are having seven babies all within seven months of each other, and they all live in seven homes abutting each other..."

So I guess the important question here is: Which one will be the seventh son of a seventh son?
 
2012-07-31 02:13:40 PM  
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2012-07-31 02:25:36 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com


Go and ask the milk man.....
 
2012-07-31 02:39:38 PM  
workersbravo.files.wordpress.com

/not technically the milkman, but certainly delivers the cream
 
2012-07-31 02:57:39 PM  
Houses abutting?

I think not.
 
2012-07-31 03:01:28 PM  
fb- likes the neighborhood?
 
2012-07-31 03:37:38 PM  

tcaptain: fb- likes the neighborhood?


It's weird to realize that fark meme is over a decade old now. I wonder if the filter is still in effect.

.

If it is, then the there will be a blank above this.
 
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