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(Daily Mail)   Self-portraits: good idea? Or best idea? "It is unclear from this woman's cleavage, headband and facepaint exactly what effect she is trying to achieve"   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
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2012-07-31 04:03:24 PM  
This guy (PNSFW) has the potential to be really beautiful. Excellent lines. But WTF is up with the pigtails!??!?
 
2012-07-31 04:05:16 PM  
In defense of the sunburn girl, she was most likely taking a photo of the sunburn; it wasn't a 'self-portrait'.

But it's the Daily Fail, so....
 
2012-07-31 04:06:02 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com

More evidence of the poverty and malnourishment epidemic that's blighting America.

WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE POOR AND THE HUNGRY!??
 
2012-07-31 04:06:06 PM  

kiwimoogle84: xanadian: Sole Food.

Cue the LOLWUT pear.


I'll do you one better:
i90.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-31 04:06:20 PM  

xanadian: [24.media.tumblr.com image 376x692]

I AM A SEXY ROBOT


most palatable image posted here so far.
 
2012-07-31 04:06:31 PM  

kiwimoogle84: Does anyone need eye bleach? I happen to have some. My makeup and hair artist from my own pinup set has a bunch of new ones out :)


I would not object, for research purposes of course....
 
2012-07-31 04:08:44 PM  

kiwimoogle84: Does anyone need eye bleach? I happen to have some. My makeup and hair artist from my own pinup set has a bunch of new ones out :)


This far into the thread, I think I need soulbleach. Eye bleach would be appreciated though.
 
2012-07-31 04:08:50 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com

"PUT DOWN ME, NAO!!1!"

/this one's an old one I've seen used a few times on Fark before
 
2012-07-31 04:10:10 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com

sorry, can't speak much, feeling a bit horse
 
2012-07-31 04:11:36 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com

i249.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-31 04:13:48 PM  
media.tumblr.com

Two heads are better than one!

...or...

I'm wearing orange pants. Your argument is invalid.

...or...

it's a trap!
 
2012-07-31 04:15:31 PM  

IT'S FUN TO STAY AT THE

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YMCA!!!




And after 61 pages of that, I'm calling it quits.
 
2012-07-31 04:19:41 PM  

xanadian: You know who ELSE was an attention whore!??

[25.media.tumblr.com image 332x494]

Talk about crimes against humanity... :-/


Oh, also...

NOTICE THAT HE'S USING AN IPHONE!!1!
 
2012-07-31 04:24:02 PM  
Um, okay, I'm probably the only one who thought of 'self-portraits' as paintings.

/was at a taping of 'Antiques Roadshow' in Cincinnati last week. Oops. Decompression time.
 
2012-07-31 04:40:57 PM  

kiwimoogle84: Does anyone need eye bleach? I happen to have some. My makeup and hair artist from my own pinup set has a bunch of new ones out :)


Why, I've never been one to turn down your flavor of eye bleach :)
 
2012-07-31 05:06:04 PM  
I'm going to need industrial strength eyebleach for this one. I hope those bastards at the Daily Fail die slow, painful deaths via a c*nting from Dacre for posting all of those pictures. I feel ill.
 
2012-07-31 05:13:54 PM  

kiwimoogle84: Does anyone need eye bleach? I happen to have some. My makeup and hair artist from my own pinup set has a bunch of new ones out :)


Subscribe me.
 
2012-07-31 05:16:02 PM  
Ok..dammit...fark...

You've convinced me I must dedicate my life to destroying the human race.
 
2012-07-31 05:27:44 PM  

Current Resident: [gawker.com image 400x436]


Who are these tools that cash their welfare cheques and, before they pay the room and board to grammy, take photos of the money (they're about to blow on pizza).


Stunning.
 
2012-07-31 05:34:31 PM  

kiwimoogle84: Does anyone need eye bleach? I happen to have some. My makeup and hair artist from my own pinup set has a bunch of new ones out :)


Absolutely and thank you.
 
2012-07-31 05:50:06 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

Eh, I'd tap that.

/once
//for the story
///like a moped
 
2012-07-31 05:50:49 PM  
blatant bookmark.
 
2012-07-31 06:34:42 PM  
Some of those were ugly enough to shatter mirrors.
 
2012-07-31 07:00:36 PM  

Godscrack: You gotta admire their self confidence.


Oh hell yes I do. That is my point exactly about how self esteem seems to be totally unrelated to actual attributes.

I wish I had even ten percent of their self confidence. I hope it is not that they are just stupid, that would be epic levels of stupid.
 
2012-07-31 11:40:20 PM  

Andrew Wiggin: i'll just leave this here (nsfw)


I keep trying to leave but...more pictures just keep coming...can't close window until I get through them all...
 
2012-07-31 11:50:06 PM  
Pass the eye bleach.

Although the memory of the image still retains the nature of the image. There is no wonder why the Angels weep.
 
2012-08-01 01:08:06 AM  
All the cash flashing around and no $17 gangster??
 
2012-08-01 01:27:30 AM  
gawker.com

I was a lurker when this first happened. But I'm much better now.
 
2012-08-01 02:22:44 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-01 06:05:02 PM  

xanadian: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x646]

"PUT DOWN ME, NAO!!1!"

/this one's an old one I've seen used a few times on Fark before


the next shot, if there had been one, would have been of the cat going at the androgyne full claws-and-teeth. Because DONUT PIK UP KITTY BY HARBLS.
 
2012-08-01 06:08:52 PM  

foxyshadis: The particular one subby spoke of instantly said "Rambo with a boob job?" to me.
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x483]


To me it says, "I will give you the hottest sex of your life for about 90 seconds, then suddenly bite off your dick."
 
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