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2012-07-31 01:33:01 PM  

Fluorescent Testicle: xanadian: If you ramboob, then you're doing it wrong.

What, you've never heard of titty farking? :)


Yes, but YOU DON'T RAM INTO THE BOOB.

You drive *in between* them.
 
2012-07-31 01:33:14 PM  

Andrew Wiggin: i'll just leave this here (nsfw)


well not going to look at work, soooo marked.
 
2012-07-31 01:34:07 PM  

xanadian: Fluorescent Testicle: xanadian: If you ramboob, then you're doing it wrong.

What, you've never heard of titty farking? :)

Yes, but YOU DON'T RAM INTO THE BOOB.

You drive *in between* them.


Drive?

How big of a rack has your girl got?
 
2012-07-31 01:34:53 PM  

kiwimoogle84: xanadian: Fluorescent Testicle: xanadian: If you ramboob, then you're doing it wrong.

What, you've never heard of titty farking? :)

Yes, but YOU DON'T RAM INTO THE BOOB.

You drive *in between* them.

Drive?

How big of a rack has your girl got?


Fixed.
 
2012-07-31 01:37:16 PM  

Andrew Wiggin: i'll just leave this here (nsfw)


God Bless You My Son!!!
 
2012-07-31 01:37:24 PM  

MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: xanadian: Fluorescent Testicle: xanadian: If you ramboob, then you're doing it wrong.

What, you've never heard of titty farking? :)

Yes, but YOU DON'T RAM INTO THE BOOB.

You drive *in between* them.

Drive?

How big of a rack has your girl got?

Fixed.


That works.

...but do you take points away for splashing? I'd think splashing might actually enhance the whole "diveboob" experience.
 
2012-07-31 01:38:13 PM  

xanadian: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x375]

Perhaps just a liiiiiitle TOO much, lady...


I wish I was ten years younger and still able to fart out gold stars!
 
2012-07-31 01:38:18 PM  

kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: xanadian: Fluorescent Testicle: xanadian: If you ramboob, then you're doing it wrong.

What, you've never heard of titty farking? :)

Yes, but YOU DON'T RAM INTO THE BOOB.

You drive *in between* them.

Drive?

How big of a rack has your girl got?

Fixed.

That works.

...but do you take points away for splashing? I'd think splashing might actually enhance the whole "diveboob" experience.


And you would be correct.
 
2012-07-31 01:38:19 PM  
Bloody Mary!
Bloody Mary!
Bloody Mary!

25.media.tumblr.com

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
 
2012-07-31 01:40:20 PM  

xanadian: Bloody Mary!
Bloody Mary!
Bloody Mary!



AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!


Andrew WK? Is that you?
 
2012-07-31 01:40:24 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com

I AM A SEXY ROBOT
 
2012-07-31 01:40:48 PM  
That's probably the most disgusting link on Fark in awhile...
 
2012-07-31 01:41:29 PM  

xanadian: ChipNASA: /yeah yeah...wall o' text.

Was that the original text? God, that was an awesome thread.


Yeah part of it I got off Gawker where they tracked us and also called him out. ....AWESOME!!!

I remember deconstructing every little thing......

Those photos are mines.(link to Gawker)


And then Fark.com link....

" ..fark.com....." You posed to axe for permission"
gawker.com
.a>
 
2012-07-31 01:42:21 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com

This image was mostly panned by the critics...
 
2012-07-31 01:43:02 PM  

kiwimoogle84: xanadian: Bloody Mary!
Bloody Mary!
Bloody Mary!



AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Andrew WK? Is that you?


Nope, Andrew WK ain't a bad looking dude.

xanadian: I AM A SEXY ROBOT


t3.gstatic.com

I AM HERE TO TAKE AMERICAN JOBS.
 
2012-07-31 01:45:16 PM  

xanadian: This image was mostly panned by the critics...


What the...

I don't even...
 
2012-07-31 01:48:03 PM  
Does anyone need eye bleach? I happen to have some. My makeup and hair artist from my own pinup set has a bunch of new ones out :)
 
2012-07-31 01:51:42 PM  

kiwimoogle84: Does anyone need eye bleach? I happen to have some. My makeup and hair artist from my own pinup set has a bunch of new ones out :)


I will sheepishly raise my hand.
 
2012-07-31 01:52:47 PM  
Yes to the eye bleach please!
 
2012-07-31 01:54:41 PM  

kiwimoogle84: Does anyone need eye bleach? I happen to have some. My makeup and hair artist from my own pinup set has a bunch of new ones out :)


Make me believe in the legend of BIE
 
2012-07-31 01:55:45 PM  

John_David_Stutts: kiwimoogle84: Does anyone need eye bleach? I happen to have some. My makeup and hair artist from my own pinup set has a bunch of new ones out :)

Make me believe in the legend of BIE


No dear. I don't share other people's bewbs.

One:

farm8.staticflickr.com
 
2012-07-31 01:56:31 PM  

kiwimoogle84: Does anyone need eye bleach? I happen to have some. My makeup and hair artist from my own pinup set has a bunch of new ones out :)


OH...OH...me...me!!
/EIP!
 
2012-07-31 01:56:34 PM  

kiwimoogle84: Does anyone need eye bleach? I happen to have some. My makeup and hair artist from my own pinup set has a bunch of new ones out :)


I would certainly appreciate some.
 
2012-07-31 01:56:41 PM  
Two:

farm8.staticflickr.com
 
2012-07-31 01:56:49 PM  

xanadian: Just... NO! (PNSFW)


Holy shiat! That is kilo-tons of 'eewwwwwwwwwww!'
 
2012-07-31 01:58:06 PM  

xanadian: [24.media.tumblr.com image 376x692]

I AM A SEXY ROBOT


so, that's where lmfao keeps it
 
2012-07-31 01:58:12 PM  
And three:

farm9.staticflickr.com

Her name is Desiree. One of the most naturally beautiful women I know.
 
2012-07-31 02:00:20 PM  

xanadian: Bloody Mary!
Bloody Mary!
Bloody Mary!

[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x667]

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!


Bwah ha ha!
 
2012-07-31 02:00:39 PM  

kiwimoogle84: And three:

[farm9.staticflickr.com image 500x331]

Her name is Desiree. One of the most naturally beautiful women I know.


Between the tattoos, the hair color, and the sloppy blush, I'm not convinced there's anything natural about her.
 
2012-07-31 02:00:55 PM  
Oh... oh no... I just had lunch and I clicked the link. Why did I click the link?

kiwimoogle84: Does anyone need eye bleach? I happen to have some. My makeup and hair artist from my own pinup set has a bunch of new ones out :)


Send help...
 
2012-07-31 02:02:41 PM  

blazemongr: kiwimoogle84: And three:

[farm9.staticflickr.com image 500x331]

Her name is Desiree. One of the most naturally beautiful women I know.

Between the tattoos, the hair color, and the sloppy blush, I'm not convinced there's anything natural about her.


Beggars can't be choosers. And if you're going to bash a lovely last I'm promoting for your appreciation for free, GTFO, party pooper.
 
2012-07-31 02:04:00 PM  

blazemongr: kiwimoogle84: And three:

[farm9.staticflickr.com image 500x331]

Her name is Desiree. One of the most naturally beautiful women I know.

Between the tattoos, the hair color, and the sloppy blush, I'm not convinced there's anything natural about her.


knowhowIknow.jpg.
 
2012-07-31 02:04:32 PM  

kiwimoogle84: blazemongr: kiwimoogle84: And three:

[farm9.staticflickr.com image 500x331]

Her name is Desiree. One of the most naturally beautiful women I know.

Between the tattoos, the hair color, and the sloppy blush, I'm not convinced there's anything natural about her.

Beggars can't be choosers. And if you're going to bash a lovely last I'm promoting for your appreciation for free, GTFO, party pooper.


He didn't beg... you offered it.
 
2012-07-31 02:04:41 PM  
Memo to self: When you see the word "cleavage" in a headline, read at least some of the other words before clicking.
 
2012-07-31 02:05:04 PM  
Anyway, didn't mean to thread jack. Carry on, minus insults.

/ohwaitthisisfark
 
2012-07-31 02:06:37 PM  

stonicus: kiwimoogle84: blazemongr: kiwimoogle84: And three:

[farm9.staticflickr.com image 500x331]

Her name is Desiree. One of the most naturally beautiful women I know.

Between the tattoos, the hair color, and the sloppy blush, I'm not convinced there's anything natural about her.

Beggars can't be choosers. And if you're going to bash a lovely last I'm promoting for your appreciation for free, GTFO, party pooper.

He didn't beg... you offered it.


Fair. Never mind. Sorry for trying to help, I guess. I should go earn that scratch- maybe I'll cash my paycheck and make a bad cash-holding photo of my own. That'd be fun haha
 
2012-07-31 02:08:59 PM  

kiwimoogle84: stonicus: kiwimoogle84: blazemongr: kiwimoogle84: And three:

[farm9.staticflickr.com image 500x331]

Her name is Desiree. One of the most naturally beautiful women I know.

Between the tattoos, the hair color, and the sloppy blush, I'm not convinced there's anything natural about her.

Beggars can't be choosers. And if you're going to bash a lovely last I'm promoting for your appreciation for free, GTFO, party pooper.

He didn't beg... you offered it.

Fair. Never mind. Sorry for trying to help, I guess. I should go earn that scratch- maybe I'll cash my paycheck and make a bad cash-holding photo of my own. That'd be fun haha


With 17 dollars. Becuase that's gangster.
 
2012-07-31 02:14:14 PM  

Andrew Wiggin: i'll just leave this here (nsfw)


The page...it just keeps scrolling....what sort of sorcery is this?

areyouawizard.jpg

/Thanks for the eyebleach :)
 
2012-07-31 02:17:58 PM  
Hmm...
 
2012-07-31 02:28:30 PM  

kiwimoogle84: stonicus: kiwimoogle84: blazemongr: kiwimoogle84: And three:

[farm9.staticflickr.com image 500x331]

Her name is Desiree. One of the most naturally beautiful women I know.

Between the tattoos, the hair color, and the sloppy blush, I'm not convinced there's anything natural about her.

Beggars can't be choosers. And if you're going to bash a lovely last I'm promoting for your appreciation for free, GTFO, party pooper.

He didn't beg... you offered it.

Fair. Never mind. Sorry for trying to help, I guess. I should go earn that scratch- maybe I'll cash my paycheck and make a bad cash-holding photo of my own. That'd be fun haha


I appreciate it.
 
2012-07-31 02:45:52 PM  
This thread has real potential
 
2012-07-31 02:47:23 PM  

Andrew Wiggin: i'll just leave this here (nsfw)


Needs to be further investigated at a later time.
 
2012-07-31 02:51:58 PM  
Eye Bleach!
 
2012-07-31 03:02:22 PM  

xanadian: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x667]

Apparently, attention-whoring is geneticgeriatric.


FTFY
 
2012-07-31 03:19:23 PM  

kiwimoogle84: Does anyone need eye bleach? I happen to have some. My makeup and hair artist from my own pinup set has a bunch of new ones out :)


*whistles* I do! *whistles*

/please :)
 
2012-07-31 03:28:20 PM  
What has been seen cannot be unseen e_e
 
2012-07-31 03:28:33 PM  

xanadian: jmadisonbiii: I'll just leave this here. NSFW or lunch.

hah, I remember that one. It's definitely #2 on my list of all-time phone-cam fails.


Enquiring minds want to know...what's #1?
 
2012-07-31 03:36:06 PM  

kiwimoogle84: Does anyone need eye bleach? I happen to have some. My makeup and hair artist from my own pinup set has a bunch of new ones out :)


sign me up!
 
2012-07-31 03:44:35 PM  

Andrew Wiggin: i'll just leave this here (nsfw)


Thank you. Very, very much.
 
2012-07-31 03:57:01 PM  

MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: Does anyone need eye bleach? I happen to have some. My makeup and hair artist from my own pinup set has a bunch of new ones out :)

I will sheepishly raise my hand.


Yes, please and thank you.
 
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