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2012-07-31 01:05:04 PM

jmadisonbiii: I'll just leave this here. NSFW or lunch.


I was going to say to remember to flush...

/not a bookmark
 
2012-07-31 01:06:56 PM
You had me at "cleavage". Unfortunately.
 
2012-07-31 01:07:10 PM
Does anyone work around here? Entire thread pretty much NSFW e_e
 
2012-07-31 01:07:11 PM
DO.
NOT.
CLICK.
THE.
LINK.


Seriously, it's lunch time here now, and that's definitely Do Not Want.
 
2012-07-31 01:07:28 PM

Fluorescent Testicle:


Quite amusing.
 
2012-07-31 01:07:30 PM
25.media.tumblr.com

I also *probably* wouldn't kick this oompa loompa out of bed, either.

/not sure I could put up with his shiat, though...
 
2012-07-31 01:09:07 PM
gawker.com
 
2012-07-31 01:09:09 PM

miss diminutive: Andrew Wiggin: i'll just leave this here (nsfw)

Many kittens died to bring us this information.


*gasp*

you don't have TF? maybe you shoulda kept the pics in the profile?
 
2012-07-31 01:09:27 PM
I'm usually not easily grossed out... but this did it.
 
2012-07-31 01:09:38 PM
25.media.tumblr.com

Thrilling.
 
2012-07-31 01:09:46 PM

xanadian: /not sure I could put up with his shiat, though...


....nah. too easy.
 
2012-07-31 01:10:23 PM

Current Resident: [gawker.com image 400x436]


Yup. That one's a classic.
 
2012-07-31 01:12:06 PM

xanadian: Ennuipoet: Also...WTF? (Kinda NSFW, definitely Not Safe For Lunch.)



/would've posted this, but he seems a bit too ...young.


Excellent Captain Mal reference.

The WTF speechlessness is contagious.
 
2012-07-31 01:12:17 PM

xanadian: Ennuipoet: Also...WTF? (Kinda NSFW, definitely Not Safe For Lunch.)

[img.photobucket.com image 220x157]

/would've posted this, but he seems a bit too ...young.


Fillion's reaction is the only possibly way I could describe this entire thread.
 
2012-07-31 01:12:41 PM
gawker.com

"Yo' somebody emailed me, and they said that you on this web site, these fotos are mines right? I posted in on craigslist like prolly like 3 days ago, umm I look at my email because ya' know, people could reply to back to your craigslist if they wann' talk to ya'. Now, somebody emailed me, said you on this website. OK! I went to the website, it has my post and people write comments making fun of my pictures some guy that posted, ya' knowatameen? He wrote funny things about me, and basically ya know, the the the thing is that, he didn't axe me permission, That's the first thing! The second thing is, I can press charges on him because that's fraud, I mean, its like if I take your picture, of you naked, and you know, put in on a website, ya know tha that's fraud right there! You could, you could, you know that's unreasonable, he didn't write to me, he did not tell me anything, I don't know who is it, but whoever it is should be in trouble because, you posed to ask permission! Ya' know I get girls pretty much, ya' know I'm a young dude, I do what I do, I'm a producer. But, my whole, the whole problem is is not because of that. It's because why would somebody take my pictures without my permission? It's like taking your * social security and using it without your permission! That's fraud! Would you like somebody to take your pictures without your permission and then somebody that you don't know ezmails you and tells you on this picture? Listen! I don't care! I get girls. It was just a little * thing that my boy told me about, "craiglist, I was like what", he said he gets a lot of response, So I said aight, let me try it one time, then look what it came... about. People are joking on me. You see the comments. One girl wrote a * comment there that is saying "Oh, ya know,.. he's a pretty guy, but they say he lives with his mommy, he got 600, WHAT THE *?!?! That's EMBARRASSING!! What happens if I walkin the street and they say "oh look at that guy, oh he has,.. c'mon man like, thats, thats not cool!!"

/yeah yeah...wall o' text.
 
2012-07-31 01:12:48 PM

Andrew Wiggin: i'll just leave this here (nsfw)


I think I sprained something.
 
2012-07-31 01:14:22 PM

MoronLessOff: Andrew Wiggin: i'll just leave this here (nsfw)

Beat me to it, one of my favorite collections.

Ennuipoet: There is some Guido Thread-like potential there.

There is some EIP potential in here.


Nope. I have a job, sorry.

/wait why am I on fark
 
2012-07-31 01:15:27 PM

kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: Andrew Wiggin: i'll just leave this here (nsfw)

Beat me to it, one of my favorite collections.

Ennuipoet: There is some Guido Thread-like potential there.

There is some EIP potential in here.

Nope. I have a job, sorry.

/wait why am I on fark


Me too, but that isn't stopping me.
 
2012-07-31 01:15:35 PM

kiwimoogle84: I have a job, sorry.


working hard, i see.

/me too
 
2012-07-31 01:16:02 PM
Just... NO! (PNSFW)
 
2012-07-31 01:16:28 PM
fascinating.
 
2012-07-31 01:16:29 PM

Andrew Wiggin: i'll just leave this here (nsfw)


good job!
I couldnt'make it more than two screens down in that other gallery. egads, the horror, the horror.
 
2012-07-31 01:17:02 PM
This man's efforts to look cool are slightly ruined by the intruder slumped on the toilet behind him

WTF is this?
 
2012-07-31 01:17:37 PM

Andrew Wiggin: kiwimoogle84: I have a job, sorry.

working hard, i see.

/me too


I need to get me one o' them smarty phones so's I can post links at work, too.
 
2012-07-31 01:17:40 PM

ChipNASA: /yeah yeah...wall o' text.


Was that the original text? God, that was an awesome thread.
 
2012-07-31 01:17:50 PM

Banned on the Run: self-shot eyebleach?

[25.media.tumblr.com image 484x648]


She's got a really nice smile
 
2012-07-31 01:18:58 PM

xanadian: [25.media.tumblr.com image 400x510]

Thrilling.


I get liking Michael Jackson, really, but this person has gone as far as to get the nosejob too, and I don't get that part.
 
2012-07-31 01:19:04 PM

Andrew Wiggin: kiwimoogle84: I have a job, sorry.

working hard, i see.

/me too


*snerk* you said "hard"
 
2012-07-31 01:19:39 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
Dad, I've got a Winnie-the-pooh situation happening again. Can you get the tongs?

Not now, son. I'm trying to attract you a new mommy!
 
2012-07-31 01:20:16 PM

kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: Andrew Wiggin: i'll just leave this here (nsfw)

Beat me to it, one of my favorite collections.

Ennuipoet: There is some Guido Thread-like potential there.

There is some EIP potential in here.

Nope. I have a job, sorry.

/wait why am I on fark


Because you have a job. Duh ;}
 
2012-07-31 01:20:49 PM

Andrew Wiggin: miss diminutive: Andrew Wiggin: i'll just leave this here (nsfw)

Many kittens died to bring us this information.

*gasp*

you don't have TF? maybe you shoulda kept the pics in the profile?


I spent hard-earned coin on my last TF subscription, and withdrawal shakes and pains aside, I stand by my decision.

/no seriously, do people just wait for threads to go green?
//I NEED MY 99:1 RED TO GREEN THREAD RATIO!
//*foams at mouth*
 
2012-07-31 01:20:50 PM
The particular one subby spoke of instantly said "Rambo with a boob job?" to me.
i.dailymail.co.uk

The whole philosophy of MySpace angles seems to be, Hey, if you're going to fail a little, might as well fail as much as you can.
 
2012-07-31 01:20:53 PM

kiwimoogle84: Andrew Wiggin: kiwimoogle84: I have a job, sorry.

working hard, i see.

/me too

*snerk* you said "hard"


collider.com
 
2012-07-31 01:21:06 PM
24.media.tumblr.com

He looks like a 15 year old boy....with piercings? Which begs the question: WHAT KIND OF PARENT WOULD ALLOW THEIR TEENAGE SON TO GET PIERCINGS!?!?

25.media.tumblr.com

Oh. Right. Um.... never mind.

/i donno...maybe the kid's got weird growths or something
 
2012-07-31 01:22:38 PM
25.media.tumblr.com

Apparently, attention-whoring is genetic.
 
2012-07-31 01:22:48 PM

ChipNASA: "Yo' somebody emailed me, and they said that you on this web site, these fotos are mines right?


After reading all of that..........it's pretty obvious that was a well executed troll
 
2012-07-31 01:23:28 PM

ZombiesYall: xanadian: [25.media.tumblr.com image 400x510]

Thrilling.

I get liking Michael Jackson, really, but this person has gone as far as to get the nosejob too, and I don't get that part.


I didn't notice that first, but what has been seen cannot be unseen.
 
2012-07-31 01:23:44 PM
You know who ELSE was an attention whore!??

25.media.tumblr.com

Talk about crimes against humanity... :-/
 
2012-07-31 01:23:59 PM

xanadian: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x669]

He looks like a 15 year old boy....with piercings? Which begs the question: WHAT KIND OF PARENT WOULD ALLOW THEIR TEENAGE SON TO GET PIERCINGS!?!?


I'm not convinced that's a boy
 
2012-07-31 01:24:28 PM
I need to go to bed but this thread has some real comedy potential
 
2012-07-31 01:25:35 PM
25.media.tumblr.com

Gary Coleman really went downhill in his later years...
 
2012-07-31 01:26:11 PM

foxyshadis: The particular one subby spoke of instantly said "Rambo with a boob job?" to me.


Somebody needs to claim the username Ramboob.
 
2012-07-31 01:26:59 PM

SuperChuck: xanadian: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x669]

He looks like a 15 year old boy....with piercings? Which begs the question: WHAT KIND OF PARENT WOULD ALLOW THEIR TEENAGE SON TO GET PIERCINGS!?!?

I'm not convinced that's a boy


Honestly? Neither am I. IT'S SO DIFFICULT TO TELL WITH KIDS THESE DAYS

Hand to God, if my son ever goes emo or dresses like that, Imma shavin his head and sending him to military school.

/not really
//still don't get it, though...
 
2012-07-31 01:27:37 PM

Fluorescent Testicle: foxyshadis: The particular one subby spoke of instantly said "Rambo with a boob job?" to me.

Somebody needs to claim the username Ramboob.


If you ramboob, then you're doing it wrong.
 
2012-07-31 01:29:16 PM
24.media.tumblr.com

Sole Food.
 
2012-07-31 01:29:26 PM

xanadian: If you ramboob, then you're doing it wrong.


What, you've never heard of titty farking? :)
 
2012-07-31 01:29:48 PM

xanadian: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x618]

Gary Coleman really went downhill in his later years...


You should see a recent picture...it's like he's not even trying anymore
 
2012-07-31 01:32:01 PM
25.media.tumblr.com

Perhaps just a liiiiiitle TOO much, lady...

/the XL-sized version of overly attached girlfriend?
 
2012-07-31 01:32:03 PM

xanadian: Fluorescent Testicle: foxyshadis: The particular one subby spoke of instantly said "Rambo with a boob job?" to me.

Somebody needs to claim the username Ramboob.

If you ramboob, then you're doing it wrong.


Says you!
 
2012-07-31 01:32:17 PM

xanadian: Sole Food.


Cue the LOLWUT pear.
 
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