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2012-07-31 09:47:00 AM
Is it wrong that I want to offer my own special soothing cream to the girl with the sunburn?
 
2012-07-31 09:58:35 AM

NuttierThanEver: Is it wrong that I want to offer my own special soothing cream to the girl with the sunburn cellulite wrapped thong?


You know it's true.
 
2012-07-31 10:00:11 AM

NuttierThanEver: Is it wrong that I want to offer my own special soothing cream to the girl with the sunburn?


Sure you don't want to offer your cream to the ample black chick at the end of the article?
 
2012-07-31 10:31:46 AM

NuttierThanEver: Is it wrong that I want to offer my own special soothing cream to the girl with the sunburn?


No. But telling us about is.
 
2012-07-31 10:53:20 AM
I wouldn't mind a romp with Bush Jr and *maybe* Mr. Money. Football Guy is OK, too.

Play Boy is juuuuuust a bit to twinky for my tastes, though...
 
2012-07-31 10:58:01 AM

xanadian: I wouldn't mind a romp with Bush Jr and *maybe* Mr. Money. Football Guy is OK, too.

Play Boy is juuuuuust a bit to twinky for my tastes, though...


Football boy is hot but he may need to leave the helmet on, bushman could work as well. Mr. Moeny looks skeevy and would talk too much.

/my .02
 
2012-07-31 11:15:17 AM

AbbeySomeone: Football boy is hot but he may need to leave the helmet on


I agree here.
 
2012-07-31 11:34:14 AM
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I was not aware we had cameraphones in 1987.

Also, forget the article and head to the source. There is some Guido Thread-like potential there.
 
2012-07-31 11:35:32 AM

Ennuipoet: [media.tumblr.com image 450x588]
I was not aware we had cameraphones in 1987.

Also, forget the article and head to the source. There is some Guido Thread-like potential there.


"Get out of the mirror"? That's a GREAT Halloween costume.
 
2012-07-31 11:37:08 AM
Also...WTF? (Kinda NSFW, definitely Not Safe For Lunch.)
 
2012-07-31 11:44:57 AM
Fat people can be fat, but don't be fat in lingerie.....in a photo.....that you've posted on the Internet. WTF were those people thinking? You're not sexy! Belly rolls, cellulite, and and ass that looks like you got hit with sack of quarters is not sensual and seductive. It puts people off their damn lunches.

Extra LOLs were had from the photos taken in bathrooms when someone else is on the toilet or taking a leak. It reminds me of a demotivator I've seen probably a dozen times of a girl taking her picture in the bathroom with the toilet behind her, and there's a turd in the bowl.
 
2012-07-31 12:02:09 PM
You gotta admire their self confidence.
 
2012-07-31 12:14:35 PM
I'm sorry but I want to party with stripey shirt guy. I like his chutzpah.

To hell with the world, he's as sexy as he thinks he is. Move over Hillary Duff, I think I found a new spirit animal.
 
2012-07-31 12:21:44 PM

Ennuipoet: Also, forget the article and head to the source. There is some Guido Thread-like potential there.


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"Are you my mummy?"

"Yes! Yes, I am your mummy!"
 
2012-07-31 12:31:41 PM

Ennuipoet: Also...WTF? (Kinda NSFW, definitely Not Safe For Lunch.)


img.photobucket.com

/would've posted this, but he seems a bit too ...young.
 
2012-07-31 12:35:05 PM
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The tagline is "Confederacy of Dunces."

I think I know which one Ignatius is...
 
2012-07-31 12:35:49 PM

xanadian: Ennuipoet: Also...WTF? (Kinda NSFW, definitely Not Safe For Lunch.)

[img.photobucket.com image 220x157]

/would've posted this, but he seems a bit too ...young.


The shiat you put up with...
 
2012-07-31 12:41:27 PM
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So much potential ...WASTED!

Wait...is ...is that a tail!?
 
2012-07-31 12:42:44 PM

Lionel Mandrake: xanadian: Ennuipoet: Also...WTF? (Kinda NSFW, definitely Not Safe For Lunch.)

[img.photobucket.com image 220x157]

/would've posted this, but he seems a bit too ...young.

The shiat you put up with...


INORITE!??
 
2012-07-31 12:44:45 PM
[girlonbeachdoinghandstand.jpg]
 
2012-07-31 12:45:35 PM
25.media.tumblr.com

i249.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-31 12:45:47 PM
 
2012-07-31 12:46:18 PM
Thanks a lot for posting this during the lunch-hour, hate-on-everything mods/admins!

I need a bucket.
 
2012-07-31 12:46:31 PM

theorellior: [girlonbeachdoinghandstand.jpg]


Oh, the website Ennuipoet linked has girl ass crack in it, too. :-/ And a whoooooole lot of nightmare fuel
 
2012-07-31 12:47:26 PM

Andrew Wiggin: i'll just leave this here (nsfw)


Ah. Eye bleach for the straight guys.

/well...kinda
 
2012-07-31 12:47:30 PM
that one with the guy pouring chocolate syrup on himself without a hint of irony is the best by far
 
2012-07-31 12:48:57 PM

xanadian: [25.media.tumblr.com image 422x750]

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is he doing the blue steel pose?
 
2012-07-31 12:49:36 PM

loonatic112358: xanadian: [25.media.tumblr.com image 422x750]

[i249.photobucket.com image 90x90]

is he doing the blue steel pose?


Pretty sure that one is La Tigra.
 
2012-07-31 12:50:26 PM

Headso: that one with the guy pouring chocolate syrup on himself without a hint of irony is the best by far


They called it "maple syrup".....DOES THAT GUY LOOK LIKE HE'S FROM VERMONT?!?!?!?!?!?!?

{;-D
 
2012-07-31 12:53:02 PM

Andrew Wiggin: i'll just leave this here (nsfw)


How many book marks have been created since your posting...
 
2012-07-31 12:54:20 PM

Andrew Wiggin: i'll just leave this here (nsfw)


I take back every bad thing I ever said about camera phones.
 
2012-07-31 12:54:35 PM

Headso: that one with the guy pouring chocolate syrup on himself without a hint of irony is the best by far


the caption for the article states that is maple syrup....so there's the smidge of irony you were missing...a Vermonter would have seen it quicker than I did.
 
2012-07-31 12:55:57 PM
Ennuipoet [TotalFark]
Also...WTF? (Kinda NSFW, definitely Not Safe For Lunch.)

AND

Andrew Wiggin [TotalFark]
i'll just leave this here (nsfw)


They'd only be NSFW if the pics actually showed up when you click the link.
 
2012-07-31 12:56:24 PM
I'll just leave this here. NSFW or lunch.
 
2012-07-31 12:56:27 PM
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This one is actually kind of cool. The concept, anyway...
 
2012-07-31 12:57:25 PM

Andrew Wiggin: i'll just leave this here (nsfw)


Damn.

/overt book mark
 
2012-07-31 12:57:34 PM

jmadisonbiii: I'll just leave this here. NSFW or lunch.


hah, I remember that one. It's definitely #2 on my list of all-time phone-cam fails.
 
2012-07-31 12:57:48 PM

Godscrack: You gotta admire their self confidence.


Some are delusional as hell, but I'll agree with you on most of them.
 
2012-07-31 12:57:57 PM

Andrew Wiggin: i'll just leave this here (nsfw)


Beat me to it, one of my favorite collections.

Ennuipoet: There is some Guido Thread-like potential there.


There is some EIP potential in here.
 
2012-07-31 12:57:58 PM
I was expecting more ducklips. Only 1 in 17 photos had them.
 
2012-07-31 12:58:09 PM
self-shot eyebleach?

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-07-31 12:59:05 PM

Banned on the Run: self-shot eyebleach?

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Ok, I'll admit it: those are some nice gams on that broad...
 
2012-07-31 01:00:25 PM
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OK, pic is coming out...
 
2012-07-31 01:01:00 PM
chzautocowrecks.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-07-31 01:01:13 PM
Unusual baby snap: A man in sunglasses dresses his child in shades and a cute yellow hat - but perhaps a toilet wasn't the most private location to take the picture

No, that's a guy dressed up as Alan from The Hangover, probably a halloween picture.

In fact, a lot of the pics on the site look like hallween costumes, which kind of ruins the whole "dumb idiot doesn't know they look stupid" thing, because they probably do, and intentionally.

Then again, I thought if you hid your face you were doing it RIGHT...
 
2012-07-31 01:02:31 PM

Andrew Wiggin: i'll just leave this here (nsfw)


Many kittens died to bring us this information.
 
2012-07-31 01:02:45 PM

xanadian: Banned on the Run: self-shot eyebleach?

[25.media.tumblr.com image 484x648]

Ok, I'll admit it: those are some nice gams on that broad...


Yep, you're gay.
*continues leering at the turd-chopper*
 
2012-07-31 01:03:00 PM
Oh just great, I'm blind now.
 
2012-07-31 01:03:52 PM
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What? No condom wrappers or bottles of lube? SON I AM DISAPPOINT

/wouldn't kick either of them out of bed, though...
 
2012-07-31 01:04:51 PM

Fluorescent Testicle: [chzautocowrecks.files.wordpress.com image 500x666]


what the
 
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