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(Irish Examiner)   Latest assassination threat spam emails involve a horse, lard, and sex toys. "Although he is quite charming for a horse, I don't think Henry is the most sensitive of lovers"   (irishexaminer.com) divider line 22
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2012-07-31 11:57:29 AM
Well - I'm insulted!
 
2012-07-31 11:59:10 AM
And stop calling me Henry!

/sarah jessica
 
2012-07-31 11:59:58 AM
img802.imageshack.us
 
2012-07-31 12:00:30 PM
Teatime eh? Granted, he is a very good assassin, and completely insane, but I happen to know for a fact he failed his last contract. The Hogfather is still very much alive.
 
2012-07-31 12:08:08 PM
You know, that ERMEGERD meme wasn't even funny to start with and it sure is heck has been overplayed by now....
 
2012-07-31 12:10:11 PM
abfalter: You know, that ERMEGERD meme wasn't even funny to start with and it sure is heck has been overplayed by now....

i208.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-31 12:10:53 PM
Is there anything Carl Paladino won't do for attention?
 
2012-07-31 12:11:25 PM
It's pronounced Teh a Teh meh.

So the originator reads Pratchett. At least it's not Sutter Kane.
 
2012-07-31 12:15:50 PM
Smersh? At least they could have user Kaos and Kontrol....
 
2012-07-31 12:16:18 PM
While I doubt anyone would, *if* anyone did fall for this....they deserve horse c**k and lard.

Seriously.
 
2012-07-31 12:41:35 PM
mcwehrle: While I doubt anyone would, *if* anyone did fall for this....they deserve horse c**k and lard.

I know some people who'd pay good money for that kind of action.


/I just like to watch.
 
2012-07-31 12:43:31 PM
Geez, between SMERSH, the NKVD, the MVD, the Special Department and the KGB, it's a wonder we aren't all victims of Stalin already! Clearly this SOviet threeat must be stopped!



CSB:
"SMERSH" is short for "Smert Shpionem", or "Death to Spies". Under Beria's direction, as Russian troops pushed closer and closer to Berlin, the Soviets were so paranoid about the influx of newly-released Russian POWs and forced labourers (all of whom Stalin automatically considered traitors until proven otherwise) who had been exposed to "Fascist Propaganda" during captivity that fully 5 divisions of SMERSH and NKVD troops in the 2nd echelon were assigned purely to deal with categorizing, segregating and controlling them.

In 1943-45 alone, some 1 million "Former Russians" (IE: deserters and POWs forced to serve as work parties for Wermacht units) were forced into penal battalions (to do mine-clearing work by hand under fire, etc.), condemned as traitors or sent to the Gulags. This doesn't count the estimated nearly 50,000 caprtured Russian soldiers who were rounded up and most likely shot after the destruction of the German forces at Stalingrad.

Anyone who had spent time as a German POW didn't even have their citizenship rights restored until the early 1990's.

The lesson? If SMERSH is out to get you, you'd better do what the guy says!
 
2012-07-31 12:45:12 PM
Highroller48: Anyone who had spent time as a German POW didn't even have their citizenship rights restored until the early 1990's.

(That is...Russian POW in Germany)
 
2012-07-31 12:56:39 PM
 
2012-07-31 12:58:08 PM
Invoking Pratchett in a scam email? Not cool.
 
2012-07-31 01:09:26 PM
AngryJailhouseFistfark: mcwehrle: While I doubt anyone would, *if* anyone did fall for this....they deserve horse c**k and lard.

I know some people who'd pay good money for that kind of action.


/I just like to watch.


I dated a guy once who was into watching that type of entertainment. Sometimes I watched with him. Not really my thing though.


/not why we broke up
 
2012-07-31 01:18:39 PM
upload.wikimedia.org

Takes a passing interest.
 
2012-07-31 01:47:21 PM
Mr. Hands is not available to comment.
 
2012-07-31 02:21:53 PM
abfalter: You know, that ERMEGERD meme wasn't even funny to start with and it sure is heck has been overplayed by now....

disagree completely
almost lost my shiat at my desk from that thread yesterday

/ehmergerd!! clippity clops!! says the silly horse
//also enjoy poop jokes
 
2012-07-31 02:30:23 PM
Well, he does do the waltz
 
2012-07-31 03:52:20 PM
No, sir. I don't like it.
 
2012-08-01 11:01:04 AM
Psychopusher: No, sir. I don't like it.

Excellent way to end the thread.
 
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