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(NBC Philadelphia)   Pennsylvania man kills another with a pair of scissors. The deceased was found with paper, no rocks   (nbcphiladelphia.com) divider line 26
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2012-07-31 10:56:40 AM
We need stricter scissor laws
 
2012-07-31 10:56:46 AM
You don't have a cousin Paddy.
 
2012-07-31 10:56:58 AM
TL;DR
 
2012-07-31 10:57:30 AM
Nice Job Subby

Too bad the other guy didn't use Spock, as in Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock.
 
2012-07-31 11:00:13 AM

Grapple: Nice Job Subby

Too bad the other guy didn't use Spock, as in Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock.


Pen missle.
 
2012-07-31 11:01:48 AM
Wait, the victim didn't have his nuts cut off. And he didn't have any damn paper. Subby disappoint.
 
2012-07-31 11:08:00 AM
That's a shame the photo was that of a pair that couldn't possibly have killed anyone. The victim obviously brought a stapler to a scissor fight -- it's the Coatesville way.
 
2012-07-31 11:08:24 AM
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/Obligatory
 
2012-07-31 11:11:24 AM
This is for YOU!
 
2012-07-31 11:20:59 AM

marcguyver: We need stricter scissor laws


If scissors are outlawed, only outlaws will have scissors.

I'm coming to the conclusion that the problem isn't guns, it's Americans.
 
2012-07-31 11:21:31 AM
Haircut gone bad. Happens all the time.
 
2012-07-31 11:27:11 AM
You have to admit, he was crafty. Arts and crafty.
 
2012-07-31 11:27:30 AM
Pic from the article
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Seems to me that it would be hard to stab anyone with those scissors.
 
2012-07-31 11:33:03 AM
Pa. man kills another with a pair of scissors. The deceased was found with paper, no rocks

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Doesn't get it.
 
2012-07-31 11:35:46 AM

czetie: marcguyver: We need stricter scissor laws

If scissors are outlawed, only outlaws will have scissors.

I'm coming to the conclusion that the problem isn't guns, it's Americans.


Gee, ya think? Crazy people are crazy, and someone who is determined to hurt somebody else is always going to find a way. That being said, I would support a ban on assault-scissors. There's not really any reason that the average person needs a pair of those.
 
2012-07-31 11:37:45 AM

marcguyver: We need stricter scissor laws


This
 
2012-07-31 11:43:55 AM
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My head is a bird your argument is invalid.
 
2012-07-31 11:49:00 AM
Michael Irvin seen whistling and slowly backing away.....
 
2012-07-31 11:56:32 AM

mod3072: czetie: marcguyver: We need stricter scissor laws

If scissors are outlawed, only outlaws will have scissors.

I'm coming to the conclusion that the problem isn't guns, it's Americans.

Gee, ya think? Crazy people are crazy, and someone who is determined to hurt somebody else is always going to find a way. That being said, I would support a ban on assault-scissors. There's not really any reason that the average person needs a pair of those.


If any bystanders had also been carrying scissors, they would have been able to take the guy down before things got out of control.
 
2012-07-31 12:03:43 PM
Was it in the conservatory or in the study?
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2012-07-31 12:37:01 PM

mod3072: czetie: marcguyver: We need stricter scissor laws

If scissors are outlawed, only outlaws will have scissors.

I'm coming to the conclusion that the problem isn't guns, it's Americans.

Gee, ya think? Crazy people are crazy, and someone who is determined to hurt somebody else is always going to find a way. That being said, I would support a ban on assault-scissors. There's not really any reason that the average person needs a pair of those.


The problem isn't the crazies, it's the angries. Yes, Sideshow Bob would probably have found a way. The real problem is the combination of easy access to guns plus a culture reinforcing a fantasy mythos of "self protection" and resorting to deadly force over any perceived slight or provocation. That's what turns what in any other circumstance would be a heated argument or, at worst, a fist fight into a shooting death because of road rage, a sandwich gone bad, or some other passing annoyance.

By the way, I assume assault-scissors are the ones with multiple blades that can cut at 20 sheets a minute? Only office professionals and FedEx Store employees should have access to that kind of firepower.

/Emo Phillips: "In my state there's a three day waiting period for guns. I can't stay mad that long! [beat] Luckily for my neighbor."
 
2012-07-31 12:49:33 PM

czetie: marcguyver: We need stricter scissor laws

If scissors are outlawed, only outlaws will have scissors.

I'm coming to the conclusion that the problem isn't guns, it's Americans.


I was under the impression that my obvious trolling was obvious. Americans are not the problem, dumb Americans are the problem
 
2012-07-31 01:14:12 PM
www.movie-censorship.com
 
2012-07-31 02:44:05 PM

marcguyver: czetie: marcguyver: We need stricter scissor laws

If scissors are outlawed, only outlaws will have scissors.

I'm coming to the conclusion that the problem isn't guns, it's Americans.

I was under the impression that my obvious trolling was obvious. Americans are not the problem, dumb Americans are the problem


It was. I was playing along. Apparently that wasn't obvious either :-(

And dumb Americans are not the problem. On the whole, Americans are no dumber than other nations. Dumb Americans with easy access to guns and cultural encouragement to use them are the problem.
 
2012-07-31 10:27:06 PM
I can't believe that no one thus far has pointed out to subby that it was obvious the victim had no rocks.

Rock breaks scissors.
 
2012-08-01 02:33:12 PM

Hermione_Granger: I can't believe that no one thus far has pointed out to subby that it was obvious the victim had no rocks.

Rock breaks scissors.


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