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(Northern Territory News)   "Why I stuck a cracker up my clacker". From Australia, Asia's Florida   (ntnews.com.au) divider line 67
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2012-07-31 10:32:40 AM  
Australia isn't part of Asia.
 
2012-07-31 10:44:25 AM  

Rev. Skarekroe: Australia isn't part of Asia.


Give subby a break, he's obviously from Florida.
 
2012-07-31 10:54:34 AM  
Was it a clean copper clapper?
 
2012-07-31 10:56:33 AM  
Australia...the Pluto of continents.
 
2012-07-31 11:37:10 AM  
Is that a dismissing Australian phrase I don't know about? "Keep clackin' that cracker"?
 
2012-07-31 11:47:28 AM  
This genius lives in a place called Darwin. So I suspect we may be hearing from him again in the future.
 
2012-07-31 01:39:23 PM  
Yeah, I know it's not part of Asia, Mr. Literal von Pedantic. It also isn't next to Germany, and I bet you're the one who's always pointing that out, too, right? I'll bet you're not a real clergyman, either.

And no, I'm not from Florida, but I did visit there and hold a boa constrictor.\
 
2012-07-31 02:18:11 PM  

I_C_Weener: Australia...the Pluto of continents.


True, but can you stick it up Uranus?

/subby secretly fantasizes being raped by a koala
 
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2012-07-31 02:18:30 PM  
Wasn't this an Eddie Murphy song?

"Put and incendiary device, in your butt."
 
2012-07-31 02:20:46 PM  

Speaker2Animals: Yeah, I know it's not part of Asia, Mr. Literal von Pedantic. It also isn't next to Germany, and I bet you're the one who's always pointing that out, too, right? I'll bet you're not a real clergyman, either.

And no, I'm not from Florida, but I did visit there and hold a boa constrictor.\


Australia isn't part of Asia. Your submission is stupid.
 
2012-07-31 02:20:53 PM  
I'd like to welcome the pommey bastard to God's own Earth, and remind him that we don't like stuck-up sticky-beaks here.

Hear, hear! Well spoken, Bruce!
 
2012-07-31 02:22:56 PM  
My sister lives there and I know her friends recently got ahold of some fireworks. I really need to ask her if she knows this guy.
 
2012-07-31 02:26:29 PM  

GORDON: Speaker2Animals: Yeah, I know it's not part of Asia, Mr. Literal von Pedantic. It also isn't next to Germany, and I bet you're the one who's always pointing that out, too, right? I'll bet you're not a real clergyman, either.

And no, I'm not from Florida, but I did visit there and hold a boa constrictor.\

Australia isn't part of Asia. Your submission is stupid.


Not since the Habsburg Empire collapsed.
 
2012-07-31 02:28:10 PM  

Rev. Skarekroe: Australia isn't part of Asia.


Damn straight. It sits squarely in the middle of Europe, just above Germany.
 
2012-07-31 02:33:08 PM  
Next time film it so we can have something to compare to 'butt rocket.'
 
2012-07-31 02:33:10 PM  
 
2012-07-31 02:33:50 PM  

LeroyBourne: Next time film it so we can have something to compare to 'butt rocket.'


2 seconds....almost awesome simlupost!!!
 
2012-07-31 02:34:31 PM  
"Alex Bowden, 23, of Wagaman, Darwin"
 
2012-07-31 02:37:16 PM  
ronaprhys: Damn straight. It sits squarely in the middle of Europe, just above Germany.

Germany: Australia's Florida
 
2012-07-31 02:40:14 PM  

siyuntz: This genius lives in a place called Darwin. So I suspect we may be hearing from him again in the future.


Came for this, leaving slightly evolved.
 
2012-07-31 02:43:12 PM  
Oh, I see. By "clacker", he means "ass". He sticks things up his ass. When he gets together with his buddies, he likes to stick things up his ass. I see. Clacker.
 
2012-07-31 02:49:23 PM  

ChipNASA: LeroyBourne: Next time film it so we can have something to compare to 'butt rocket.'

2 seconds....almost awesome simlupost!!!


I'd say a mere 2 seconds is still pretty amazing on its own.
 
2012-07-31 02:49:54 PM  
Arse-fail-ia
 
2012-07-31 02:53:31 PM  

LeroyBourne: ChipNASA: LeroyBourne: Next time film it so we can have something to compare to 'butt rocket.'

2 seconds....almost awesome simlupost!!!

I'd say a mere 2 seconds is still pretty amazing on its own.


photo-lol.com
 
2012-07-31 02:54:07 PM  
Is it odd that I have no desire to have explosive materials anywhere near my balls?

/Or a wooden slatted chair.
//Why do people keep doing stupid shiat?
 
2012-07-31 02:55:06 PM  

GORDON: Speaker2Animals: Yeah, I know it's not part of Asia, Mr. Literal von Pedantic. It also isn't next to Germany, and I bet you're the one who's always pointing that out, too, right? I'll bet you're not a real clergyman, either.

And no, I'm not from Florida, but I did visit there and hold a boa constrictor.\

Australia isn't part of Asia. Your submission is stupid.


As opposed to all your intelligent submissions. Oh, wait.
 
2012-07-31 03:06:05 PM  
bravo submitter; ps America is Canada's Mexico.
 
2012-07-31 03:06:19 PM  
I dunno, I kinda want to party with this guy.
 
2012-07-31 03:07:28 PM  
I don't know if I'm being trolled or not.
So I'm just going to walk away with a puzzled look on my face.
 
2012-07-31 03:15:17 PM  
More like the Northern Territory is Australia's Florida.
 
2012-07-31 03:16:01 PM  
I thought the Philippines was Asia's Florida.
 
2012-07-31 03:17:23 PM  
Subby needs a geography lesson. Australia is not in Asia. It is south of Wallace's Line. It is an island continent known as Australia.

Subject Aussie is obviously a certifiable dumbass, so the Florida reference seems appropriate.
 
2012-07-31 03:24:20 PM  
I can't decide which is dumber, the headline or stick a firecracker in your ass?
 
2012-07-31 03:32:55 PM  

urban.derelict: bravo submitter; ps America is Canada's Mexico.


It is, actually

/bunch o' hicks
//i keed
///but not really
 
2012-07-31 03:33:34 PM  
Gotta love those Aussies. A million and one reasons why sticking a "cracker in my clacker" occurred but no real reasons for drinking beer with a snake.
 
2012-07-31 03:34:19 PM  
It is an island continent known as Australia.

Australia, New Zealand's Scotland.
 
2012-07-31 03:36:18 PM  
Substitute the word "Asia" with "Oceania", and you might have something salvageable.
 
2012-07-31 03:39:27 PM  
Subby was going for the Australia/Austria joke, people. I think it was just a little too convoluted though.
 
2012-07-31 03:39:29 PM  
www.ntnews.com.au
FARKYEAH.BMP
 
2012-07-31 03:41:19 PM  
photos.imageevent.com

Putting in the Ritz?
 
2012-07-31 03:44:01 PM  
At least there's porn in Florida. "Internet pornography will be prohibited if it falls within the 'RC' or 'X18+' classifications..."

So I'll live in Florida. Yay, porn!
 
2012-07-31 03:49:13 PM  
Headline made me laugh out loud. And I haven't really been able to stop since reading it. Thanks for this, just made my day. Wow!
 
2012-07-31 03:54:57 PM  
There IS a part of Australia that actually looks like an ass- go to your atlas and look at the area around Adelaide to see for yourself
 
2012-07-31 04:01:01 PM  
The Americans in this thread seem to care more about the headline than the Australians do.

/Australasia is another name for Oceania.
//Lighten up, Francii.
 
2012-07-31 04:06:09 PM  

Rev. Skarekroe: Australia isn't part of Asia.


Yeah, but Florida's not part of America either, so what's your point?
 
2012-07-31 04:22:56 PM  

EvilVanMan: Is it odd that I have no desire to have explosive materials anywhere near my balls?

/Or a wooden slatted chair.
//Why do people keep doing stupid shiat?


What's your aversion to having explosive materials near a wooden slatted chair? Is the chair a family heirloom?
 
2012-07-31 04:28:37 PM  
I'm Australian and I'm cool with the Asia headline thing. The Northern Territory being held up as characteristic of Australia generally, not so much!
 
2012-07-31 04:39:22 PM  
The northern territory isn't really the florida of australia, it's more like alabama or the bayous of louisiana. It's a very odd place, where odd people go when they want to get away from the civised world.
 
2012-07-31 04:48:55 PM  
Oh, please. Nobody here is that stupid. Or at least no one is stupid in that way. I mean there's a lot of stupid around here but no one here would be that stupid. Wait, where was I going with this?
 
2012-07-31 04:55:06 PM  

Bucky Katt: Oh, please. Nobody here is that stupid. Or at least no one is stupid in that way. I mean there's a lot of stupid around here but no one here would be that stupid. Wait, where was I going with this?


You were about to say you could set off a bigger firecracker in your ass than anyone else here.
 
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