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(TC Palm)   A deputy walking through the sheriff's office and jail parking lot about 2:40 p.m. heard a woman yell "(female genitalia) boy"   (blogs.tcpalm.com) divider line 54
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2012-07-31 10:09:20 AM
Don't miss the next exciting episode of The Adventures of The Coxswain and Female Genitalia Boy!
 
2012-07-31 10:15:20 AM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-07-31 10:16:45 AM
I think AP calls for brackets when paraphrasing genitalia comments.
 
2012-07-31 10:32:21 AM
A significant number of men likely would not consider "(female genitalia) boy" to be a term of endearment.

Fair enough
 
2012-07-31 10:44:48 AM

Donnchadha: Don't miss the next exciting episode of The Adventures of The Coxswain and Female Genitalia Boy!


I was gonna say.

Also:

i.ytimg.com

THANK GOD IT'S YOU, COONTBOY!!!
 
2012-07-31 10:48:24 AM
She didn't yell "(female genitalia) boy" at an N-Word, did she?

That would be really F-Word up!
 
2012-07-31 11:14:50 AM

FirstNationalBastard: She didn't yell "(female genitalia) boy" at an N-Word, did she?

That would be really F-Word up!


No (expletive), man. If I saw that (expletive) woman saying that (expletive) I would certainly expectorate upon her forthwith.
 
2012-07-31 11:44:40 AM
I don't know. I don't think I'd mind being known as "vagina boy."
 
2012-07-31 12:15:14 PM
Was he accompanied by his trusty sidekick, (female genitalia) hound?
 
2012-07-31 12:16:21 PM
"There already is a pussy man"
 
2012-07-31 12:19:41 PM
CSB time
Both of my younger brothers were born by c-section. Since my parents believed in telling us thr truth I was told that I was the only one born naturally. This led to a 5 year old me proudly proclaiming myself to be a "vagina baby". Cut to 12 years later at my high school graduation when all 10 of my aunts and uncles, 14 cousins and 2 brothers all yelled out VAGINA BABY! in unison as I was handed my diploma.
To make matters worse, I worked with my brother's girlfriend at a retail store. Anytime she would page me (during closed hours) she would refer to me as "Vagina Baby". This led to all of my co-workers also calling me Vagina Baby.
 
2012-07-31 12:19:51 PM

Lando Lincoln: I don't know. I don't think I'd mind being known as "vagina boy."


That's how you're farkied now.
 
2012-07-31 12:19:54 PM
You're all FGBs.
 
2012-07-31 12:21:14 PM
I dare y'all to post those [letter]-words you're hinting at in image form.
 
2012-07-31 12:22:40 PM
Girlfriend of '(female genitalia) boy' nabbed in Stuart, report shows
By Will Greenlee on May 8, 2012 7:45 AM

Dafuq?
 
2012-07-31 12:25:18 PM
Hypocrisy: A site that censors "dirty" words poking fun at a news article that censors "dirty" words.
 
2012-07-31 12:25:42 PM
grandrapidscity.com
 
2012-07-31 12:26:13 PM

Pop Goes The Weasel: Both of my younger brothers were born by c-section. Since my parents believed in telling us thr truth I was told that I was the only one born naturally. This led to a 5 year old me proudly proclaiming myself to be a "vagina baby". Cut to 12 years later at my high school graduation when all 10 of my aunts and uncles, 14 cousins and 2 brothers all yelled out VAGINA BABY! in unison as I was handed my diploma. To make matters worse, I worked with my brother's girlfriend at a retail store. Anytime she would page me (during closed hours) she would refer to me as "Vagina Baby". This led to all of my co-workers also calling me Vagina Baby.


This makes your username infinitely more hilarious.
 
2012-07-31 12:26:37 PM

Craptastic: Lando Lincoln: I don't know. I don't think I'd mind being known as "vagina boy."

That's how you're farkied now.


I knew someone was going to do that to me.
 
2012-07-31 12:27:28 PM

FirstNationalBastard: She didn't yell "(female genitalia) boy" at an N-Word, did she?

That would be really F-Word up!


Someone set us up the f-bomb.
 
2012-07-31 12:28:37 PM

stiletto_the_wise: Hypocrisy: A site that censors "dirty" words poking fun at a news article that censors "dirty" words.


Because all dirty words are exactly the same.
 
2012-07-31 12:28:57 PM
I hate it when people expectorate on other people. Thats so spitty.
 
2012-07-31 12:28:58 PM

Pop Goes The Weasel: CSB time
Both of my younger brothers were born by c-section. Since my parents believed in telling us thr truth I was told that I was the only one born naturally. This led to a 5 year old me proudly proclaiming myself to be a "vagina baby". Cut to 12 years later at my high school graduation when all 10 of my aunts and uncles, 14 cousins and 2 brothers all yelled out VAGINA BABY! in unison as I was handed my diploma.
To make matters worse, I worked with my brother's girlfriend at a retail store. Anytime she would page me (during closed hours) she would refer to me as "Vagina Baby". This led to all of my co-workers also calling me Vagina Baby.


That actually is a CSB....
 
2012-07-31 12:29:55 PM
I knew immediately that I've finally managed to drink high school out of my system when I had extreme difficulty with recall of `expectorate.`
Success! You also have a high probability of fortitude should you attempt it.
FGB is my catchphrase of the day.
 
2012-07-31 12:30:05 PM
blogs.tcpalm.com

Vajin hangs like wizard's sleeve.
 
2012-07-31 12:30:20 PM
how is Cat boy an insult?
 
2012-07-31 12:31:24 PM
So.... that still leaves a lot to the imagination. What exactly did she call him? Coont boy? Vagina boy? Pussy boy? Labia boy? Bearded clam boy? Slit boy? Inquiring minds want to know!!
 
2012-07-31 12:33:16 PM

Pop Goes The Weasel: Both of my younger brothers were born by c-section. Since my parents believed in telling us thr truth I was told that I was the only one born naturally. This led to a 5 year old me proudly proclaiming myself to be a "vagina baby". Cut to 12 years later at my high school graduation when all 10 of my aunts and uncles, 14 cousins and 2 brothers all yelled out VAGINA BABY! in unison as I was handed my diploma.
To make matters worse, I worked with my brother's girlfriend at a retail store. Anytime she would page me (during closed hours) she would refer to me as "Vagina Baby". This led to all of my co-workers also calling me Vagina Baby.


heartwarming
 
2012-07-31 12:33:37 PM

mod3072: So.... that still leaves a lot to the imagination. What exactly did she call him? Coont boy? Vagina boy? Pussy boy? Labia boy? Bearded clam boy? Slit boy? Inquiring minds want to know!!


FTFA: A "P" was written in red ink on his shirt. He said he planned to write "(female genitalia) boy" because that's what his girlfriend was calling him.
 
2012-07-31 12:34:03 PM
Dear Penthouse,

I've never written one of these letters before, and never thought I would. I didn't believe these things happened in real life but as I sit here with my (male genitalia) all hard I realize I was wrong.

It began with a coworker named Amanda. She was a sweet girl and quite frankly she had some serious big and pert (lactation devices), and a (female gluteous muscle) that wouldn't quit. We talked casually here and there by the coffee machine and hellos now and then but nothing of substance. Until one night I worked late. I had been on this project for weeks and every day seemed like a kick in the (male genitalia) but I was nearing completion and wanted to finish. It was about 10pm when I went to use the restroom and the event occured.

I was standing at the urinal emptying myself, when all the sudden a hand reached around and grabbed my (urine displacement unit). I gasped and moved to turn from the grasp not knowing who it was when I heard Amanda's voice tell me 'Don't move too quick. I might not let go of your (female fertilzation device) and that might hurt". I laughed in a nervous way because I couldn't believe this was happening. She slowly began to stroke my now hard (male genitalia, non testicular) vigorously. She began to whisper in my ear, "I've wanted this hard (male genitalia, non testicular) in my hand from the first day I met you". She continued stroking and used her hand to turn me around. "And now I'm going to suck that fat (male genitalia) until you (male reproductory expulsion) for me.

She dropped to her knees and placed my (male genitalia, non testicular) in her mouth and began to push it deeper into her (female food chewing unit) until she gagged as it blocked her (female air introduction muscle). She brought my (male genitalia, non testicular) out of her mouth and it was covered with (female food lubrication fluid). She stroked it hard as it slipped through her hand, wet with her (female food lubrication fluid). I neared climax and she began to stroke harder, talking dirtier and dirtier. I clenched hard and just as I was about to (male reproductory expulsion) she hollered "I want that thick, hot (male reproductory fluid) all over my (female lactation devices). She stroked hard as I (male reproductory expulsion) all over her blouse.

She stood up from me then and said as she walked away "You should work late more often. Next time you might find that big (male genitalia, non testicular) all the way to your (male genitalia, testicular) in my nice, tight (female genitalia)".

Needless to say, I know this story sounds fake but I cross my (blood expulsion muscle) and hope to die it's true! And it's also needless to say I work late more now, than I ever did.
 
2012-07-31 12:36:22 PM
Hoo-ha boy?

/ no ring to it
 
2012-07-31 12:38:47 PM
I hope the deputy did something. This sounds pretty dangerous. Maybe somebody should ask George Bush how scared we should be.
 
2012-07-31 12:40:00 PM
Axe wound boy...That is kinda lame to get all huffy about..
 
2012-07-31 12:40:56 PM
That's definitely the face of a woman that enjoys a can or two of Busch beer.
 
2012-07-31 12:46:07 PM
blogs.tcpalm.com

Sea Hag 2?
 
2012-07-31 12:54:47 PM
Worst superhero ever
 
GBB
2012-07-31 12:55:35 PM

FirstNationalBastard: She didn't yell "(female genitalia) boy" at an N-Word, did she?

That would be really F-Word up!


Don't be R-word-ed.
 
2012-07-31 01:15:20 PM
Really, should cuckold play stay in the bedroom?
 
2012-07-31 01:19:41 PM
www.luther.edu
"Cletus boy"?
 
2012-07-31 01:20:51 PM
ireadculture.com
"Dolores' boy"?
 
2012-07-31 01:29:24 PM
I think we need an "Eye Bleach" tag....badly. It would remind me to check my supply before being rendered unable to drive due to hysterically induced blindness.

OMG MY EYES, MY EYES!!!
 
2012-07-31 01:33:26 PM

mod3072: So.... that still leaves a lot to the imagination. What exactly did she call him? Coont boy? Vagina boy? Pussy boy? Labia boy? Bearded clam boy? Slit boy? Inquiring minds want to know!!


Oh fanny boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling
From glen to glen, and down the mountain side
The summer's gone, and all the flowers are dying
'Tis you, 'tis you must go and I must bide.
But come ye back when summer's in the meadow
Or when the valley's hushed and white with snow
'Tis I'll be here in sunshine or in shadow
Oh fanny boy, oh fanny boy, I love you so.
 
2012-07-31 01:42:30 PM

rudemix: Dear Penthouse,

I've never written one of these letters before, and never thought I would. I didn't believe these things happened in real life but as I sit here with my (male genitalia) all hard I realize I was wrong.

It began with a coworker named Amanda. She was a sweet girl and quite frankly she had some serious big and pert (lactation devices), and a (female gluteous muscle) that wouldn't quit. We talked casually here and there by the coffee machine and hellos now and then but nothing of substance. Until one night I worked late. I had been on this project for weeks and every day seemed like a kick in the (male genitalia) but I was nearing completion and wanted to finish. It was about 10pm when I went to use the restroom and the event occured.

I was standing at the urinal emptying myself, when all the sudden a hand reached around and grabbed my (urine displacement unit). I gasped and moved to turn from the grasp not knowing who it was when I heard Amanda's voice tell me 'Don't move too quick. I might not let go of your (female fertilzation device) and that might hurt". I laughed in a nervous way because I couldn't believe this was happening. She slowly began to stroke my now hard (male genitalia, non testicular) vigorously. She began to whisper in my ear, "I've wanted this hard (male genitalia, non testicular) in my hand from the first day I met you". She continued stroking and used her hand to turn me around. "And now I'm going to suck that fat (male genitalia) until you (male reproductory expulsion) for me.

She dropped to her knees and placed my (male genitalia, non testicular) in her mouth and began to push it deeper into her (female food chewing unit) until she gagged as it blocked her (female air introduction muscle). She brought my (male genitalia, non testicular) out of her mouth and it was covered with (female food lubrication fluid). She stroked it hard as it slipped through her hand, wet with her (female food lubrication fluid). I neared climax and ...


Well played, good sir/ma'am
 
2012-07-31 02:17:09 PM
Pop Goes The Weasel: CSB time
Both of my younger brothers were born by c-section. Since my parents believed in telling us thr truth I was told that I was the only one born naturally. This led to a 5 year old me proudly proclaiming myself to be a "vagina baby". Cut to 12 years later at my high school graduation when all 10 of my aunts and uncles, 14 cousins and 2 brothers all yelled out VAGINA BABY! in unison as I was handed my diploma.
To make matters worse, I worked with my brother's girlfriend at a retail store. Anytime she would page me (during closed hours) she would refer to me as "Vagina Baby". This led to all of my co-workers also calling me Vagina Baby.


that is an awesome cs....
 
2012-07-31 02:29:21 PM
Axe-wound boy?
 
2012-07-31 02:37:25 PM

gryf: I knew immediately that I've finally managed to drink high school out of my system when I had extreme difficulty with recall of `expectorate.`
Success! You also have a high probability of fortitude should you attempt it.
FGB is my catchphrase of the day.


Rumpus
 
2012-07-31 02:57:08 PM
Frontera, of Jupiter...

Explains a lot. Goddam gasbags anyway.
 
2012-07-31 02:59:59 PM
cdn2.listsoplenty.com
Son, I am disappoint.
 
2012-07-31 03:04:00 PM
You've got a (female genitalia)
I've got a (male genitalia)
So what's the problem?
Let's do it quick

VERY NSFW
 
2012-07-31 04:44:43 PM

Fluorescent Testicle: mod3072: So.... that still leaves a lot to the imagination. What exactly did she call him? Coont boy? Vagina boy? Pussy boy? Labia boy? Bearded clam boy? Slit boy? Inquiring minds want to know!!

FTFA: A "P" was written in red ink on his shirt. He said he planned to write "(female genitalia) boy" because that's what his girlfriend was calling him.


Spoilsport.
 
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