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(Daily Mail)   Elin Nordegren now playing goalie with Swedish NHL hockey star   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 56
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2012-07-31 08:11:02 AM
So you're saying....she went back?
 
2012-07-31 09:46:12 AM
^ And that about does it ^
 
2012-07-31 09:47:24 AM
Shoots it five-hole...............

HE SCORES!!! And that's the game!
 
2012-07-31 09:49:07 AM
*golf hockey clap*
 
2012-07-31 09:53:19 AM
well tiger was only ~50% black so the % chance to "go back" is 0.50^2 or 25%. Not great odds granted but math isn't hard.
 
2012-07-31 09:54:17 AM
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tom baker's scarf: well tiger was only ~50% black so the % chance to "go back" is 0.50^2 or 25%. Not great odds granted but math isn't hard.


er -- replace "was" with "is
 
2012-07-31 09:56:07 AM

tom baker's scarf: "tom baker's scarf: well tiger was only ~50% black so the % chance to "go back" is 0.50^2 or 25%. Not great odds granted but math isn't hard.

er -- replace "was" with "is


No, no...now that he is "disgraced" many fans consider him 100% black now.
 
2012-07-31 09:57:48 AM
Ah, the victim card played for Tiger. The poor fella really needs it, too....
 
2012-07-31 09:58:05 AM
Stupid Tiger is stupid. And weak. Pissed it all away for some truckstop skank and a porn whore.
 
2012-07-31 10:01:43 AM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Stupid Tiger is stupid. And weak. Pissed it all away for some truckstop skanks and a porn whores.


FTFY
 
2012-07-31 10:03:51 AM
I thought Tiger was Blasian, or Borean or something.
 
2012-07-31 10:07:45 AM
So she's with a professional athlete who travels from city to city where willing and reasonably-hot women throw themselves at him for the duration of a season that lasts even longer than the PGA season (or at least it seems that way).

This should work out well for her.
 
2012-07-31 10:17:53 AM
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2012-07-31 10:25:18 AM
Douglas Murray is definitely not a star
 
2012-07-31 10:30:07 AM

Gulper Eel: So she's with a professional athlete who travels from city to city where willing and reasonably-hot women throw themselves at him for the duration of a season that lasts even longer than the PGA season (or at least it seems that way).

This should work out well for her.



No, no, you're confused: he plays for the Sharks - he'll be home by May.
 
2012-07-31 10:36:58 AM
My, he's a big boy, isn't he?
 
2012-07-31 10:37:25 AM
The good news is they won't be bothered by any championship celebrations.
 
2012-07-31 10:40:28 AM
Douglas Murray?

Worst.Swedish.Name.Ever.
 
2012-07-31 10:48:44 AM

Sir Cumference the Flatulent: So you're saying....she went back?


i40.tinypic.com
 
2012-07-31 10:49:43 AM

frozencopper: Douglas Murray?

Worst.Swedish.Name.Ever.


Yeah..he doesn't really play like your prototypical swede either. A big-hitting, shot blocking D-Man. I forget who, but someone once said he must be from Red Deer, Sweden.
 
2012-07-31 10:54:21 AM
Yeah it must be hard for her, walking away with her kids and half of his rather ample wealth. Tiger was a moron for going after those skanks, but she is far from a victim.
 
2012-07-31 10:56:46 AM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Stupid Tiger is stupid. And weak. Pissed it all away for 14 truckstop skanks and 9 porn whores.


fixed
 
2012-07-31 10:59:16 AM

tom baker's scarf: well tiger was only ~50% black so the % chance to "go back" is 0.50^2 or 25%. Not great odds granted but math isn't hard.


Actually, Tiger's dad's ancestry is black, American Indian, and Chinese, so Tiger is probably somewhere around 25-40% black.
 
2012-07-31 11:01:41 AM

TheHumanCannonball: Yeah it must be hard for her, walking away with her kids and half of his rather ample wealth.


She didn;t get half. She got a shiatload, but it wasn't half. Seems like I read 100 mil.
 
2012-07-31 11:03:14 AM

JohnBigBootay: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Stupid Tiger is stupid. And weak. Pissed it all away for 14 truckstop skanks and 9 porn whores.

fixed


Yeah, so he's had crazy sex with dozens (and dozens) of smoking hot chicks (one of which was his wife), and now he's only worth half as many MILLIONS of dollars as he was before. And now he doesn't have to hide it.

Yeah, he might as well be a homeless schizophrenic.

If I had 40 million dollars... and they said you could do what Tiger does (play golf) for millions of dollars more, and have a lifestyle that few outside of rock circles can imagine, and you get to keep 20 million dollars?

Sign me up.
 
2012-07-31 11:10:19 AM
What does this chick do for a living anyway?
 
2012-07-31 11:16:03 AM

WhiskeySticks: What does this chick do for a living anyway?


Rich guys.
 
2012-07-31 11:17:49 AM
cash checks
 
2012-07-31 11:20:27 AM

JohnnyCanuck: frozencopper: Douglas Murray?

Worst.Swedish.Name.Ever.

Yeah..he doesn't really play like your prototypical swede either. A big-hitting, shot blocking D-Man. I forget who, but someone once said he must be from Red Deer, Sweden.


He played two years of prep hockey in New York before four years at Cornell. Also, his dad is Scottish.

Best part? He helped invent the Ubertap:

www.micromatic.com

It has three hoses and a foot pedal to pump up a keg. Pure genius.
 
2012-07-31 11:21:11 AM
The puck you say!

Sir Cumference the Flatulent: So you're saying....she went back?


Tiger is not black. Tiger transcends blackness. Tiger is Michael Jackson with a better swing.
 
2012-07-31 11:35:18 AM
You become a NHL hockey star and the best that you can do is a single mom? What's the point of being successful?
 
2012-07-31 11:44:26 AM

beta_plus: You become a NHL hockey star and the best that you can do is a single mom? What's the point of being successful?


Have you seen what she looks like and how much she's worth? Dude totally hit the jackpot.
 
2012-07-31 11:44:34 AM

beta_plus: You become a NHL hockey star and the best that you can do is a single mom? What's the point of being successful?


dating women that have $100 million dollars
 
2012-07-31 11:45:36 AM

beta_plus: You become a NHL hockey star and the best that you can do is a single mom? What's the point of being successful?


Studman69 is in the house.
 
2012-07-31 11:51:55 AM
Lots of broken sarcasm meters in here....
 
2012-07-31 12:02:16 PM

mjohnson71: beta_plus: You become a NHL hockey star and the best that you can do is a single mom? What's the point of being successful?

Studman69 is in the house.


Oh, I'd hit it. But if you have that much success, you should be able to get the younger and newer model that comes without baggage. Especially if you hang out with Eastern Europeans for a living. It's just discouraging, that's all I'm saying.

MrVeach: beta_plus: You become a NHL hockey star and the best that you can do is a single mom? What's the point of being successful?

dating women that have $100 million dollars



As for the money - he's already worth millions and at least a minor celebrity. At some point it has to start about getting the women and not getting more cash and fame.
 
2012-07-31 12:02:27 PM
Murray is also possibly the strongest guy in the NHL. Certainly the most ripped. If Elin is into muscles, she chose well. And he's not a meathead. Graduated from Cornell. And, as a Swedish guy, he's already half-whipped.
 
2012-07-31 12:10:25 PM

JohnBigBootay: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Stupid Tiger is stupid. And weak. Pissed it all away for 14 truckstop skanks and 9 porn whores.

fixed


And I think THAT was the bigger problem. Not so much that he was getting strange, but the quality of strange he was getting. If he was banging an A-list actress, there wouldn't have been this much of a shiatstorm. Look at Clinton. Leader of the free world and he's getting his knob slobbed by Monica Lewinski? At least JFK was laying the lumber on Marilyn freaking Monroe.
 
2012-07-31 12:17:04 PM

The Muthaship: Lots of broken sarcasm meters in here....


Maybe your sarcasm just sucks?
 
2012-07-31 12:18:21 PM

bel4sucks: The Muthaship: Lots of broken sarcasm meters in here....

Maybe your sarcasm just sucks?


It might, but it wasn't my sarcasm I was referring to.....
 
2012-07-31 12:21:17 PM
When I saw the headline, I immediately thought it was Henrik Lundqvist. Thankfully it's not, because him and Elin being an item would make them such an unfairly attractive couple that the universe would explode.
 
2012-07-31 12:45:39 PM

puckrock2000: tom baker's scarf: well tiger was only ~50% black so the % chance to "go back" is 0.50^2 or 25%. Not great odds granted but math isn't hard.

Actually, Tiger's dad's ancestry is black, American Indian, and Chinese, so Tiger is probably somewhere around 25-40% black.


Not to mention the fact that skin tone aside, Tiger looks more Thai than anything. Actually, even with the skin tone he looks mostly Thai, there are some pretty brown Thai people, especially the ones who are working out in the sun a lot.
 
2012-07-31 12:56:45 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Stupid Tiger is stupid. And weak. Pissed it all away for some truckstop skank and a porn whore.


Never know. She probably looks better than she f*#ks
 
2012-07-31 01:26:02 PM

JohnnyCanuck: WhiskeySticks: What does this chick do for a living anyway?

Rich guys.


Ding ding ding! We have a winner!
 
2012-07-31 01:56:17 PM

JohnnyCanuck: WhiskeySticks: What does this chick do for a living anyway?

Rich guys.


Admins: please lock this thread down. In addition, please award JohnnyCanuck one free Internet.
 
2012-07-31 02:36:07 PM
FTA: " whereas 36-year-old Tiger is edging towards the big 4-0"

What's that supposed to mean? I thought you're better at 40 than when you were younger? You mean it's not true??
 
2012-07-31 02:44:55 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: FTA: " whereas 36-year-old Tiger is edging towards the big 4-0"

What's that supposed to mean? I thought you're better at 40 than when you were younger? You mean it's not true??


You may want to sit down for this. OK, here goes: Ya see, as you mature, your body goes through certain......um.......changes.......
 
2012-07-31 02:47:56 PM

bikerbob59: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Stupid Tiger is stupid. And weak. Pissed it all away for some truckstop skanks and a porn whores.

FTFY


These.
 
2012-07-31 02:52:23 PM
Two dozen skanks cost him $400 million (conservative estimate).

Tell me, Tiger, what kind of pussy is worth $16 million each?
 
2012-07-31 03:09:05 PM

JohnnyCanuck: WhiskeySticks: What does this chick do for a living anyway?

Rich guys.


+1
 
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