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(Short List)   FIFA 13 new voice-recognition feature means calling the ref a "giant farking bellsniff" could cost you dearly   (shortlist.com) divider line 21
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2012-07-31 11:28:09 AM
All games should have this
 
2012-07-31 11:32:06 AM

marius2: All games should have this


THIS.

Watching a certain old roommate of mine get penalized for yelling at his videogames would be HILARIOUS. Frankly, he'd probably break the game for swearing too much.
 
2012-07-31 11:34:36 AM

AntonChigger: marius2: All games should have this

THIS.

Watching a certain old roommate of mine get penalized for yelling at his videogames would be HILARIOUS. Frankly, he'd probably break the game for swearing too much.


Indeed! Imagine the millions of lulz
 
2012-07-31 11:44:34 AM

AntonChigger: marius2: All games should have this

THIS.

Watching a certain old roommate of mine get penalized for yelling at his videogames would be HILARIOUS. Frankly, he'd probably break the game for swearing too much.


I wonder, though, about unintended consequences. Sometimes I yell at refs/commentators long after the specific incident has passed. John Madden used to get yelled at at 11:43 of the first quarter for suggesting a run on 1st-and-10 from my own 33. "REALLY, jackass? Thanks, I couldn't figure that shiat out on my own - your Raiders must have won like 40 Superbowls under a genius like you, Johnny! Go spray TUFF-ACTIN' Tinactin in your eyes. Then die."
 
2012-07-31 11:49:41 AM
t0.gstatic.com
 
2012-07-31 11:50:46 AM
"Better with Kinect" my ass.
 
2012-07-31 11:56:10 AM

Electriclectic: "Better with Kinect" my ass.


www.totalprosports.com
 
2012-07-31 12:08:32 PM
In related news, online FPSs are set to die out completely within a generation.
 
2012-07-31 12:17:54 PM

Stile4aly: Electriclectic: "Better with Kinect" my ass.

[www.totalprosports.com image 640x431]


Lame story, bro.

I used to ref soccer. One year, the head of the league I worked with gave all the refs personalized wallet sized red and yellow cards. I wish I still had them. I used to throw them out when someone said or did something stupid. They were always good for a laugh.

/LSB.
 
2012-07-31 12:27:05 PM

marius2: AntonChigger: marius2: All games should have this

THIS.

Watching a certain old roommate of mine get penalized for yelling at his videogames would be HILARIOUS. Frankly, he'd probably break the game for swearing too much.

Indeed! Imagine the millions of lulz


And it would be GLORIOUS~!

/FIFA 13 should be decent
//FIFA 12 was actually decent
///But damn Swansea...they give me headaches!
////Still beat them 6-1 in Legendary mode, but damn they're pests
 
2012-07-31 12:39:29 PM

AntonChigger: marius2: All games should have this

THIS.

Watching a certain old roommate of mine get penalized for yelling at his videogames would be HILARIOUS. Frankly, he'd probably break the game for swearing too much.


I'm imagining every Yosemite Sam rage that begins with "OOOOOOH..."
 
2012-07-31 01:22:47 PM
Yeah, instead of fixing the errant off-sides calls and the other broken refereeing elements of the game we'll just penalize you for swearing about it instead.



Never again, EA, will you receive money from me. TW2013 and it's "pay to play" scheme has totally turned me against any of your future products.


fark you very much.
 
2012-07-31 01:31:29 PM

AntonChigger: marius2: All games should have this

THIS.

Watching a certain old roommate of mine get penalized for yelling at his videogames would be HILARIOUS. Frankly, he'd probably break the game for swearing too much.


I can't wait for the cross talk.

"I ever tell you about that old roommate of mine?!"

"What, that asshole that stole your girlfriend"

"2 MINUTE PENALTY BOX"

"Wait, that wasn't directed at you, oh ffs"

"4 MINUTE PENALTY BOX"
 
2012-07-31 01:42:39 PM
What's a bellsniff?
 
2012-07-31 02:03:49 PM
Meanwhile, EA's NHL franchise won't even use face uploading tech for created guys.
 
2012-07-31 02:44:52 PM

Fluorescent Testicle: In related news, online FPSs are set to die out completely within a generation.


I'd argue just the opposite -- there are probably many more people who DON'T buy the games because of the racist/sexist/homophobia than would be scared away because of censoring that garbage.
 
2012-07-31 03:45:35 PM

meanmutton: Fluorescent Testicle: In related news, online FPSs are set to die out completely within a generation.

I'd argue just the opposite -- there are probably many more people who DON'T buy the games because of the racist/sexist/homophobia than would be scared away because of censoring that garbage.


That's the symptom, not the disease.
 
2012-07-31 04:04:39 PM

meanmutton: Fluorescent Testicle: In related news, online FPSs are set to die out completely within a generation.

I'd argue just the opposite -- there are probably many more people who DON'T buy the games because of the racist/sexist/homophobia than would be scared away because of censoring that garbage.


I'm perfectly fine with spending hours playing a murder simulator, but don't you dare use foul language because OW MY VIRGIN EARS, THEY BLEED!
 
2012-07-31 06:26:07 PM
This would be me. My Kinect would end up calling the police.

Link
 
2012-07-31 07:07:28 PM

Jim.Casy:
I'm perfectly fine with spending hours playing a murder simulator, but don't you dare use foul language because OW MY VIRGIN EARS, THEY BLEED!


It's not so much what's being said as it is who's saying it. Being called a "pile of wood" by some squeaky voiced pre-pubescent amphetamine fed chipmunk is kinda distracting ya know?
 
2012-07-31 08:14:38 PM
Great, just what the game needs... shiatty refs.
 
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