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(Stylist)   Where bikinis meet their (literary) match   (stylist.co.uk) divider line 31
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2012-07-31 10:05:38 AM  
i253.photobucket.com

Dostoyevsky's The Idiot
 
2012-07-31 10:39:35 AM  
Wouldn't a bikini's literary match be haiku?
 
2012-07-31 01:26:53 PM  

Calmamity: Wouldn't a bikini's literary match be haiku?


Hopefully, not with the same bust/waist/hip ratio.
 
2012-07-31 01:26:57 PM  
www.bitsbybob.com

/whar?
 
2012-07-31 01:27:41 PM  

Calmamity: Wouldn't a bikini's literary match be haiku?


www.hrwiki.org
What a three-line bikini may look like.
 
2012-07-31 01:32:11 PM  
If I were not at work I would gladly share some of my Wicked Weasel pictures with my friends.

Are you my friend?
 
2012-07-31 01:35:33 PM  
I wondered recently how much bikini designers have to take into account the size and shape of the average labia majora when designing bikini bottoms.
 
2012-07-31 01:42:07 PM  

pudding7: I wondered recently how much bikini designers have to take into account the size and shape of the average labia majora when designing bikini bottoms.


I think that's what the extra lining is for. Or, at least, an added reason. But, I'm a guy, so what do I know?
 
2012-07-31 01:43:03 PM  

JPSimonetti: pudding7: I wondered recently how much bikini designers have to take into account the size and shape of the average labia majora when designing bikini bottoms.

I think that's what the extra lining is for. Or, at least, an added reason. But, I'm a guy, so what do I know?


Oh wait, you said 'major', not 'minor' ... nevermind. I stand alone in my curiosities after all.
 
2012-07-31 01:44:38 PM  

pudding7: I wondered recently how much bikini designers have to take into account the size and shape of the average labia majora when designing bikini bottoms.


I can answer this: Not at all.

If you have a problem with this buy some farking shorts you hideous monster.
 
2012-07-31 01:46:44 PM  
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/see y'all after work
 
2012-07-31 01:51:01 PM  
*paging JoeCameltoe
 
2012-07-31 01:53:47 PM  
I always thought a bikini was a mix between a bike and a zuchini. TFA looks like it's supposed to be another name for women's swimwear. Can someone clear this up for me, please?
 
2012-07-31 02:01:02 PM  

MoronLessOff: Calmamity: Wouldn't a bikini's literary match be haiku?

Hopefully, not with the same bust/waist/hip ratio.


Snerk! Plus 5/7/5 for you, good sir!
 
2012-07-31 02:03:58 PM  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: I always thought a bikini was a mix between a bike and a zuchini. TFA looks like it's supposed to be another name for women's swimwear. Can someone clear this up for me, please?



What a zucchini bike might look like, if you substitute the zucchini for a cucumber:

img821.imageshack.us

/hot
 
2012-07-31 02:07:30 PM  
NO SHINY METAL BIKINIS FOR A SCI FI NOVEL?
 
2012-07-31 02:08:40 PM  
Whar Infinite Jesthardcover bikini? Whar??

Blue with fluffy white clouds...
 
2012-07-31 02:22:45 PM  

Forsythe P. Jones: *paging JoeCameltoe


2.bp.blogspot.com

You rang?
 
2012-07-31 02:30:05 PM  
BIE

/bikinis in email?
 
2012-07-31 02:31:33 PM  

sulco: BIE

/bikinis in email?


Second.
 
2012-07-31 02:44:13 PM  
If I see anyone at the beach reading a book just because it matches their swimwear, I'm kicking sand in their face.
 
2012-07-31 03:32:25 PM  
brimed03 Johnson is RIGHT
 
2012-07-31 03:44:50 PM  

brimed03: If I see anyone at the beach reading a book just because it matches their swimwear, I'm kicking sand in their face.


Thank you. Do it a second/third/fourth/eleventieth time for me, too, would ya?
 
2012-07-31 04:07:42 PM  

Bob The Nob: [www.bitsbybob.com image 200x294]

/whar?


I can't figure out a way to casually work this into the conversation so I'll just say this. My smashed bottle men and I are going to lob you across the gob.
 
2012-07-31 04:21:56 PM  
the zucchini bike confuses me.
 
2012-07-31 05:33:30 PM  

MoronLessOff: sulco: BIE

/bikinis in email?

Second.


Third
 
2012-07-31 05:38:28 PM  
Most stupid waste of a potential hot bikini/camletoe thread I've ever seen on FARK.

monoski FTW
 
2012-07-31 05:56:44 PM  
They forgot to include - "If these chicks did not wear bikinis then nobody would watch beach volleyball."
 
2012-07-31 07:00:41 PM  

brimed03: If I see anyone at the beach reading a book just because it matches their swimwear, I'm kicking sand in their face.


If I see anyone at the beach reading a book just because it matches their swimwear, I'm kicking sand in their face.
 
2012-07-31 10:12:54 PM  
Please tell me that I'm not the only one who read the headline as "Something bikinis blah blah (blah) snatch"
 
2012-07-31 10:27:47 PM  
I'll bite. "Goldfinger."

i46.tinypic.com
 
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