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(WTKR)   20 carbon monoxide leaks reported at apartment complex in 18 months. You submitted thi(gasp, THUD)   (wtkr.com) divider line 16
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2012-07-31 11:14:50 AM  
20 20 20 carbon monoxide reports - I want to be sedated.
 
2012-07-31 11:19:58 AM  
Wouldn't that be more like, "I'm off to take a nap, I'm so suddenly sleepy"?
 
2012-07-31 11:20:56 AM  
Poor people problems.
 
2012-07-31 11:22:07 AM  
I hope Weird Al's parents get better soon.


/I think that's how this joke is supposed to work.
 
2012-07-31 11:23:51 AM  
As slapstick taglines go, this one made me chuckle. thumbs up subby.
 
2012-07-31 11:25:28 AM  
Seems roaches can survive the carbon monoxide leaks
 
2012-07-31 11:25:29 AM  
I've been reliably informed by those fighting for Truth against the global scamming enviro-nut fake warming evolutionismists that carbon is perfectly natural, so this is clearly someone filing a false report and those poor people should be arrested, and probably taxed more.
 
2012-07-31 11:27:50 AM  
Gas company here carry CO detector/alarms with them and one day while coming to inspect my furnace it went off as soon as the gal stepped in the door , short time later my furnace was condemed and the gas turned off and tagged, It was winter but not too cold, after 2 days I had a new furnace.

/That's my carbon monoxide story
 
2012-07-31 11:33:40 AM  
Not an apartment complex, subster. It's da projects -- which is why no one cares it things aren't working as they should.
 
2012-07-31 11:37:00 AM  
party til the canary dies
 
2012-07-31 11:41:47 AM  
maybe they were cook'n up some Jenkum?
 
2012-07-31 11:43:01 AM  
This is HUD Housing and no one ever leaves free housing unless they die or are forced. I think someone on the waiting list must have gotten the idea to sabotage the gas pipping and start killing people off to move up on the list.
 
2012-07-31 12:40:01 PM  
But if subby was dying, he wouldn't bother to type "gasp, THUD". He'd just say it.
 
2012-07-31 02:55:32 PM  
Parthenogenetic: But if subby was dying, he wouldn't bother to type "gasp, THUD". He'd just say it.

Perhaps he was dictating.
 
2012-07-31 11:20:40 PM  
Damn. I was so busy dealing with the flooding and bedbugs, I didn't even notice.

/kill my landlord. kill my landlord.
//C-I-L-L.
///my landlord.
 
2012-08-01 08:28:44 AM  

wildcardjack: I hope Weird Al's parents get better soon.


/I think that's how this joke is supposed to work.


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