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(Irish Examiner)   Outrage erupts in Ireland over shortage of: A) Whiskey B) Potatoes or C) Thong underwear   (irishexaminer.com) divider line 59
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2012-07-31 10:06:46 AM
Well they can probably order these from the United States of the Americas because unless you are like 3 seasons ago or have to wear the pants suit which makes these necessary they are no longer the in style thing as the other cuts serve the same purpose of lack of lines without the dental flossing of the crackage. Of course there is always the problem upon which there are underwear tariffs that few have the awareness of and this is something upon which I have done the campaigning of to stop. I have started the ePetition for the ending to the International Underwear Deportation Tax (IUD-T) which you are probably thinking THIS SOUNDS TO BE THE BIRTH CONTROL FORM. Well it is not so get the head out of the gutter of you. This is simply the barrier to the Irish freckly butt thong shortage. If we can end this taxation then perhaps these gingers can obtain the 3 seasons ago thongs they desire!

NO MORE UNDERWEAR TAXES!
 
2012-07-31 10:09:47 AM
As the saying goes, when in Cork do as the Corkians do.

Who needs a thong when a cork will suffice?
 
2012-07-31 10:12:41 AM
Hammock up, boyos.
 
2012-07-31 10:20:57 AM
i1079.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-31 10:33:44 AM

brap: As the saying goes, when in Cork do as the Corkians do.

Who needs a thong when a cork will suffice?


I will try this as the experiment. Thank you for this advice.
 
2012-07-31 11:00:06 AM
I'd do the guy on the left. I'd make his blue heart red.

Much like his ugly, lumpy friend there.
 
2012-07-31 11:00:58 AM

brap: As the saying goes, when in Cork do as the Corkians do.

Who needs a thong when a cork will suffice?


After a bowl or 2 of Colon Blow (aka GoLean Crunch), that might not be a good idea. I might kill someone!
 
2012-07-31 01:31:30 PM
Thongs and Redheads. I'd say this thread has potential.
 
2012-07-31 01:32:06 PM
I have a feeling this thread won't be nearly as much fun as it could be
 
2012-07-31 01:33:42 PM

Crewmannumber6: I have a feeling this thread won't be nearly as much fun as it could be


Though my first thought was the same as Cymbal, Ill have to agree with you at this point in time...
 
2012-07-31 01:34:22 PM
i149.photobucket.com
Dese feckin' thong underpants iz sawin' me bollocks in 'alf!
 
2012-07-31 01:37:01 PM
I for one would like to see womans 1970's porno muff beach volleyball in thong underwear
 
2012-07-31 01:40:31 PM
Maybe they need to go to the largest lingerie department in all Ireland

www.bioteams.com
 
2012-07-31 01:40:42 PM
Not enough Whiskey, but too many Limes.
 
2012-07-31 01:43:04 PM
Shortage of male thongs sparks panic in Cork

Shortage of male thongs


MALE THONGS

sfcitizen.com
 
2012-07-31 01:49:23 PM
Male or female, the Irish in thongs is not what you want to see.

/Polish females in thongs, OTOH
 
2012-07-31 01:49:38 PM

meow said the dog: Well they can probably order these from the United States of the Americas because unless you are like 3 seasons ago or have to wear the pants suit which makes these necessary they are no longer the in style thing as the other cuts serve the same purpose of lack of lines without the dental flossing of the crackage. Of course there is always the problem upon which there are underwear tariffs that few have the awareness of and this is something upon which I have done the campaigning of to stop. I have started the ePetition for the ending to the International Underwear Deportation Tax (IUD-T) which you are probably thinking THIS SOUNDS TO BE THE BIRTH CONTROL FORM. Well it is not so get the head out of the gutter of you. This is simply the barrier to the Irish freckly butt thong shortage. If we can end this taxation then perhaps these gingers can obtain the 3 seasons ago thongs they desire!

NO MORE UNDERWEAR TAXES!


I'm willing to risk being sectioned by subscribing to your newsletter.
 
2012-07-31 01:52:02 PM
FTA: "Men's thongs have sold out in Cork. Some people are saying they are wearing jockstraps. You could also wear a woman's thong (just make sure it'll hold you in) or you could wear Y-fronts."

and then...

If the record attempt isn't enough to set pulses racing, the annual Cork World Naked Bike Ride takes place later in the afternoon.

What is wrong with Ireland? If they're that psyched about seeing male genitalia, why don't they just join their Scottish brethren in kilts (commando)

scotsman has balls
 
2012-07-31 01:53:09 PM
Of *course* that'd be in Cork...
 
2012-07-31 01:57:29 PM
I am prepared for underwear tax, going commando
 
2012-07-31 02:00:48 PM
Have these people heard of the internet? Cuz you can like, buy stuff through it, and it shows up at your house a bit later (ok maybe a lot later, shipping to Ireland, but still...)
 
2012-07-31 02:02:17 PM
waiting for Grables' Daughter to show up ...
 
2012-07-31 02:08:53 PM

ladyfortuna: Have these people heard of the internet? Cuz you can like, buy stuff through it


i3.kym-cdn.com

it shows up at your house a bit later (ok maybe a lot later, shipping to Ireland, but still...)

A lot later? But I'm naked now!
 
2012-07-31 02:10:00 PM
Males strip thongs off females, they don't don thongs, silly.

/Don Thong...wasn't he a member of the Hawaii Five-O team in the original series?
 
2012-07-31 02:10:39 PM

december: waiting for Grables' Daughter to show up ...


Your going to have a long wait. she moved on to reddit after a falling out with her and the powers that be.
 
2012-07-31 02:15:47 PM
thefabempire.com

Understands their pain.
 
2012-07-31 02:25:43 PM

december: waiting for Grables' Daughter to show up ...


You gonna be waiting for forever. Fark admins essentially told her GTFO.
 
2012-07-31 02:28:35 PM

Cymbal: december: waiting for Grables' Daughter to show up ...

You gonna be waiting for forever. Fark admins essentially told her GTFO.


what? when was this?
 
2012-07-31 02:32:58 PM
WhiskEy?!?!
 
2012-07-31 02:34:12 PM
Is this a thong? (I'm just gonna go with NSFW here)
 
2012-07-31 02:35:26 PM
Butt thongs FTW!
 
2012-07-31 02:36:26 PM

Kit Fister: Cymbal: december: waiting for Grables' Daughter to show up ...

You gonna be waiting for forever. Fark admins essentially told her GTFO.

what? when was this?


Don't know exactly when or the entire story. But the gist was the admins were tired of having to heavily moderate most/all of the threads she participated in, so they took away some of her privileges, or something like that. There may have been other reasons though, you'd have to ask her.

She will be missed. Especially in threads like this.
 
2012-07-31 02:40:38 PM
At first I was gonna post the "Scrubbers gotta scrub" pic. Then I RTFA.

Now I've lost the will to live.
 
2012-07-31 02:40:43 PM

The Wizard of Frobozz: Is this a thong? (I'm just gonna go with NSFW here)


Technically? No.

Practically? Probably.

Very nice!
 
2012-07-31 02:40:43 PM
What grables is gone? Fark that shiat. Back in the day you could post straight up tits on here. And the men liked said tits and they drank beer and all was good.
 
2012-07-31 02:49:41 PM

Maechyll: Butt thongs FTW!


www.lifewithoutpants.com

Is there another kind?
 
2012-07-31 02:50:22 PM

justanotherfarkinfarker: What grables is gone? Fark that shiat. Back in the day you could post straight up tits on here. And the men liked said tits and they drank beer and all was good.


Looks like we are going to have to make a card for another fallen farker:

i758.photobucket.com

/Also pocketninja.
 
2012-07-31 02:53:46 PM

suburbanguy: Is there another kind?


Footwear.

Lawn, off.
 
2012-07-31 02:57:42 PM
 
2012-07-31 02:59:48 PM

eas81: justanotherfarkinfarker: What grables is gone? Fark that shiat. Back in the day you could post straight up tits on here. And the men liked said tits and they drank beer and all was good.

Looks like we are going to have to make a card for another fallen farker:

[i758.photobucket.com image 400x600]

/Also pocketninja.


Well, i guess i'll not be resubscribing to TF, not that Drew cares about one TF subscription. Seems like Fark has really gotten a case of t3h dumb lately. Suppose i'll go hang out on Reddit or something.
 
2012-07-31 03:03:15 PM
GD I don't give a shiat about. But Pocket Ninja? WTF?
 
2012-07-31 03:04:45 PM

Kit Fister: What a thong might look like, may be NSFW.


i50.tinypic.com
 
2012-07-31 03:10:28 PM

Kit Fister: eas81: justanotherfarkinfarker: What grables is gone? Fark that shiat. Back in the day you could post straight up tits on here. And the men liked said tits and they drank beer and all was good.

Looks like we are going to have to make a card for another fallen farker:

[i758.photobucket.com image 400x600]

/Also pocketninja.

Well, i guess i'll not be resubscribing to TF, not that Drew cares about one TF subscription. Seems like Fark has really gotten a case of t3h dumb lately. Suppose i'll go hang out on Reddit or something.


There have been quite a few Farkers taking an arrow to the knee lately. Something must be up.
 
2012-07-31 03:16:21 PM
I'm going to put on all 23 pairs of my thongs...and stop drinking irish coffees, until ireland gets this thong shortage straightened out.
 
2012-07-31 03:25:49 PM

poodebunker: I'm going to put on all 23 pairs of my thongs...and stop drinking irish coffees, until ireland gets this thong shortage straightened out.


Even the period panty ones? That sounds uncomfortable. Oh, and pics or it didn't happen.
 
2012-07-31 03:59:21 PM

Cymbal: poodebunker: I'm going to put on all 23 pairs of my thongs...and stop drinking irish coffees, until ireland gets this thong shortage straightened out.

Even the period panty ones? That sounds uncomfortable. Oh, and pics or it didn't happen.


Even those, damn the discomfort. I feel compelled to take a stand for the thongless citizens of Ireland.

Pics? I'm not sure I want to grables' daughtered off fark just yet. Wooohooo!
 
2012-07-31 04:00:32 PM

Cymbal: Kit Fister: What a thong might look like, may be NSFW.

[i50.tinypic.com image 640x480]


I Laughed quite loudly at that pic...
 
2012-07-31 04:01:29 PM

poodebunker: Cymbal: poodebunker: I'm going to put on all 23 pairs of my thongs...and stop drinking irish coffees, until ireland gets this thong shortage straightened out.

Even the period panty ones? That sounds uncomfortable. Oh, and pics or it didn't happen.

Even those, damn the discomfort. I feel compelled to take a stand for the thongless citizens of Ireland.

Pics? I'm not sure I want to grables' daughtered off fark just yet. Wooohooo!


Oops....meant to add "get" after to...heehee
 
2012-07-31 04:21:55 PM

meow said the dog: Well they can probably order these from the United States of the Americas because unless you are like 3 seasons ago or have to wear the pants suit which makes these necessary they are no longer the in style thing as the other cuts serve the same purpose of lack of lines without the dental flossing of the crackage. Of course there is always the problem upon which there are underwear tariffs that few have the awareness of and this is something upon which I have done the campaigning of to stop. I have started the ePetition for the ending to the International Underwear Deportation Tax (IUD-T) which you are probably thinking THIS SOUNDS TO BE THE BIRTH CONTROL FORM. Well it is not so get the head out of the gutter of you. This is simply the barrier to the Irish freckly butt thong shortage. If we can end this taxation then perhaps these gingers can obtain the 3 seasons ago thongs they desire!

NO MORE UNDERWEAR TAXES!


WTF did I just read?

/Read MSTD's twitter, and even more WTF than I've ever seen
//But in all honesty, glad you're cured of STD's
 
2012-07-31 04:23:19 PM

filter: WhiskEy?!?!


The irish use the e. The scots don't. American whiskey generally does. Canadian does not.
 
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