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(Your Health)   Scientists say there is no evidence that proves having sex before a sporting event negatively impacts your performance on the field. So now your wife has one less excuse before you go play in your softball beer league   (yourhealth.com.sg) divider line 31
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2012-07-31 11:32:27 AM
They are not soft!
 
2012-07-31 11:32:32 AM
This is old news. And my wife still isn't going to fark me.
 
2012-07-31 11:34:47 AM
Like scientists would know.
 
2012-07-31 11:35:55 AM
Scientists may have no evidence, but I see a difference in performance(s).
 
2012-07-31 11:36:39 AM
When I was in high school my old man told me not to touch myself or it would ruin my basketball game. I think he was just pissed I was stealing all his Playboys.
 
2012-07-31 11:36:40 AM
Old news is so old. And we all know that masturbation will cause hairy palms and lead to blindness.
 
2012-07-31 11:38:54 AM

dj_spanmaster: Scientists may have no evidence, but I see a difference in performance(s).


I hear ya,dj_spanmaster , I hate when this happens to me:

i.imgur.com
 
2012-07-31 11:40:46 AM
It does if you compete in a game where the winner is decided by ejaculation distance.
 
2012-07-31 11:40:48 AM

dj_spanmaster: Scientists may have no evidence, but I see a difference in performance(s).


Like any exercise, the impact of sex is determined by the carbs you burn off, and the endurance needed for whatever the event is. That's why I prefer to make her do all the work. I need my strength. For Athletics.
 
2012-07-31 11:41:36 AM
Its more about motivation than a physical handicap. I'm sure I COULD go to the gym right after sex, but will I? Hell no, I'm taking a nap or eating a sammich.
 
2012-07-31 11:43:04 AM
As if one less excuse will make a farking bit of difference in the face of the other thirty.
 
2012-07-31 11:43:49 AM
Women weaken legs, Rocky!
 
2012-07-31 11:44:42 AM
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Women weaken legs Rocky!
 
2012-07-31 11:45:14 AM
This looks like something the Mythbusters need to test out, you know, just to be sure.

*giggity*
 
2012-07-31 11:45:29 AM

roughridersfan: Women weaken legs, Rocky!


So close.
 
2012-07-31 11:45:57 AM
Your wife has one less excuse to f*#% the other team? I bet she makes due.
 
2012-07-31 11:47:37 AM

Whatthefark: roughridersfan: Women weaken legs, Rocky!

So close.


Only because you found a picture, so you get bonus Internets.
 
2012-07-31 11:53:59 AM
That would certainly explain all of the Olympic Village boinking going on.
 
2012-07-31 11:56:53 AM

Zgamcube: This looks like something the Mythbusters need to test out, you know, just to be sure.

*giggity*


Fine.. so long as they bring Scotty back.
 
2012-07-31 12:02:51 PM
I remember an Andre Agassi quote on this, something to the effect of, "Sex before a match doesn't hurt your performance, but staying out all night LOOKING for sex sure does."
 
2012-07-31 12:03:02 PM
I've thought the opposite - gettin some before gives you swagger.

I play ice hockey, and always can tell who's got it and who doesn't...lol
 
2012-07-31 12:03:16 PM
Reminds me of a sports training seminar I once attended. Very hot woman was presenting information about the benefits of proper diet and rest when "tapering" (cutting back on training prior to a competition to let muscles rebuild).

Smartass guy stands up and asks: "Does having sex before a meet negatively impact performance?"
Hot presenter woman: "No, that's just a myth."
Smartass guy: "Are you single?"
 
2012-07-31 12:11:49 PM

espiaboricua: Zgamcube: This looks like something the Mythbusters need to test out, you know, just to be sure.

*giggity*

Fine.. so long as they bring Scotty back.


I don't think she liked m... oho, I see what you're getting at! Giggity...
 
2012-07-31 12:17:07 PM
www.albundy.net

But...but that was MY excuse!
 
2012-07-31 12:54:14 PM

argylez: I've thought the opposite - gettin some before gives you swagger.

I play ice hockey, and always can tell who's got it and who doesn't...lol


I play it too and there's some truth to this....I can always tell the single guys from the married ones on an opposing team.

/Married
 
2012-07-31 01:08:06 PM
Boxers don't have sex before the match because they don't fancy each other...
 
2012-07-31 02:51:21 PM
Misty May, have I got great news for you! Listen...

/dnrtfa
 
2012-07-31 09:30:04 PM
If you don't have sex, you have more testosterone and drive. I'd say that'd help in a sporting event.
 
2012-08-01 02:34:59 AM

Tinton: If you don't have sex, you have more testosterone and drive. I'd say that'd help in a sporting event.


Citation? Everything else being equal, sex generally increases testosterone.
 
2012-08-01 10:10:20 AM

Tinton: If you don't have sex, you have more testosterone and drive. I'd say that'd help in a sporting event.


especially if you use lavender soaps and drink lots of hops containing beer!
 
2012-08-01 03:52:09 PM
"Brainiac" did a segment on this and proved the opposite: those who'd had nookie with their girls played better in the 2nd half (untested was whether the ones who didn't get any already felt they'd lost.)
 
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