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(Washington Times)   World-renowned scholar and Princeton Professor of Economics Ted Nugent explains how Grover Norquist is like a trigger happy cop and how Keynesian economics is like child molestation   (washingtontimes.com) divider line 106
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2012-07-31 09:42:44 AM
Why would the Washington Times publish an editorial by Ted Nugent?

Its almost as if the Times isn't a reputable publication, but is instead a right wing noise machine run by a loony cult leader.
 
2012-07-31 09:43:52 AM
Norquist came up with tax "plan" when he was twelve, and Nugent has the mentality and intelligence of a twelve year old. Makes perfect sense.
 
2012-07-31 09:48:22 AM

vernonFL: Why would the Washington Times publish an editorial by Ted Nugent?

Its almost as if the Times isn't a reputable publication, but is instead a right wing noise machine run by a loony cult leader.


Jenny McCarthy was booked up until next week and they were on deadline.
 
2012-07-31 10:00:08 AM
"Gee, I wonder what Ted Nugent thinks about economics?" said no one sane, ever.
 
2012-07-31 10:15:36 AM
I could sh*t my pants and walk around in them for a week and still stink less than that article.
 
2012-07-31 10:17:32 AM
Did he hire a twelve year-old to ghostwrite this?

Fedzilla? Grow the f*ck up, Poopypants.
 
2012-07-31 10:28:22 AM
Here's some of the better parts:

"The only good pig is a dead pig."
"we are taxed too much because government is involved in too many things"
"Common-sense tax reforms drive liberal loons even loonier"
"That rocks".
 
2012-07-31 10:57:57 AM
Yes, but the Nuge makes a HELL of a barbecue!!

/your argument is invalid
 
2012-07-31 11:07:49 AM

czei: Here's some of the better parts:

"The only good pig is a dead pig."
"we are taxed too much because government is involved in too many things"
"Common-sense tax reforms drive liberal loons even loonier"
"That rocks".


OK, Grandpa.

The Nuge is this generation's John Stuart Mill.
 
2012-07-31 11:07:49 AM
Rule #1: No one should ever listen to Ted Nugent. This applies to his music also.
Rule #2: No one should ever base a decision off of what Ted Nugent thinks. You have broken Rule #2 if this rule is required.
Rule #3: Anyone who follows Rules 1 or 2 has a genetic disorder that associates with a low IQ.
 
2012-07-31 11:11:09 AM
I hope Obama gets re-elected just to see if he makes good on that promise of being dead or in jail.
 
2012-07-31 01:14:28 PM
This is why we refer to the GOP as pants-shiatting scared of the world...
 
2012-07-31 01:15:09 PM
And we care what Ted Nugent has to say about economics or politics why? Anyone? Bueller?
 
2012-07-31 01:15:43 PM
Well when he explains it in terms I can relate to it all makes sense!
...

Umm. Never mind.
 
2012-07-31 01:17:46 PM

bdub77: Rule #1: No one should ever listen to Ted Nugent. This applies to his music also.
Rule #2: No one should ever base a decision off of what Ted Nugent thinks. You have broken Rule #21 if this rule is required.
Rule #3: Anyone who does not follow Rules 1 or 2 has a genetic disorder that associates with a low IQ.


FTFY

Seriously, Teddy is a dumbshiat. Why do these freaks listen to him, again?
 
2012-07-31 01:18:00 PM
He sure has a big mouth for a draft-dodging poacher.
 
2012-07-31 01:18:42 PM
Regrettably, there are way too many intellectually stunted Americans who support this gluttonous and irresponsible spending curse. They are called socialists. Socialists believe in Keynesian economics, which supports government control and meddling in our economy. It's akin to Jerry Sandusky managing a little boys' football team.

Wow. Just, wow. I have no words.
 
2012-07-31 01:19:30 PM

bdub77: Rule #1: No one should ever listen to Ted Nugent. This applies to his music also.
Rule #2: No one should ever base a decision off of what Ted Nugent thinks. You have broken Rule #2 if this rule is required.
Rule #3: Anyone who follows Rules 1 or 2 has a genetic disorder that associates with a low IQ.


Huh?
 
2012-07-31 01:19:54 PM

Diogenes: Norquist came up with tax "plan" when he was twelve, and Nugent has the mentality and intelligence of a twelve year old. Makes perfect sense.


I've known many a twelve-year-old who would take exception to that comparison.
 
2012-07-31 01:20:21 PM

vernonFL: Why would the Washington Times publish an editorial by Ted Nugent?

Its almost as if the Times isn't a reputable publication, but is instead a right wing noise machine run by a loony cult leader.


M-O-O-N. That spells derp.
 
2012-07-31 01:20:36 PM
Ted Nugent, America's biggest pansy, seems to think people care about his opinions.

/Baiting, and canned hunts, which Nuge does, are strictly for the effete.
 
2012-07-31 01:21:22 PM
Just another draft dodging mental midget pussy posing as Multi-Media Tough Guy. Why do conservatives flock to these turds?
 
2012-07-31 01:22:13 PM

geek_mars: And we care what Ted Nugent has to say about economics or politics why? Anyone? Bueller?


cdn.crooksandliars.com

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cloudfront.mediamatters.org

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2012-07-31 01:22:14 PM
Lets see - Draft dodging chicken hawk that got out of Vietnam by shiatting his pants and stewing in it for a week to convince doctors he was insane, only to come out publicly advocating support for sending others over to die later.

In 1978, Nugent began a relationship with seventeen-year-old Hawaii native Pele Massa. Due to the age difference they could not marry so Nugent joined Massa's parents in signing documents to make himself her legal guardian, an arrangement that Spin magazine ranked in October 2000 as #63 on their list of the "100 Sleaziest Moments in Rock". "Nugent fathered a boy, Ted (Mann) and a girl, whom he gave up for adoption in infancy. This did not become public knowledge until 2010." "In 2005 Nugent was involved in a legal battle for not paying enough child support for a child he had out of wedlock in 1995" And it goes on and on.

And this guy is a role model for most conservatives ... they actually look up to him. It would be difficult to find someone that is more of a piece of shiat than Ted Nugent.
 
2012-07-31 01:22:27 PM
SHUT UP and sing!!
 
2012-07-31 01:23:14 PM
Nugent isn't even a true hunter. Dude dumps a bunch of corn on the ground and then waits for some hapless animal to wander into view. He also doesn't lift a finger if there isn't a paycheck involved. He talks all tough about the military, but dodged the draft when it was his turn to serve. He's a fraud in every corner of his life.
 
2012-07-31 01:23:16 PM
I was wondering what a raging redneck douche-bag thoughts were on this subject. Thanks, Washington Times!
 
2012-07-31 01:24:16 PM

Imperialism: Regrettably, there are way too many intellectually stunted Americans who support this gluttonous and irresponsible spending curse. They are called socialists. Socialists believe in Keynesian economics, which supports government control and meddling in our economy. It's akin to Jerry Sandusky managing a little boys' football team.

Wow. Just, wow. I have no words.


After reading that, I can only conclude that the pants shiatting incident wasn't intentional, he's just too stupid to figure out a zipper.
 
2012-07-31 01:24:18 PM
Well if anyone knows about child molestation its Ted Nugent.
 
2012-07-31 01:25:21 PM
I see many things when I see Ted Nugent;draft dodger, terrifed citizen, Maxx Hardcore Stunt Double, rabble rouser, ignorant, idiot. But scholar is not one of them.
 
2012-07-31 01:26:04 PM

Bag of Hammers: Just another draft dodging mental midget pussy posing as Multi-Media Tough Guy. Why do conservatives flock to these turds?


I don't see any fans flocking here.
 
2012-07-31 01:26:57 PM
cache.gawker.com
Ted Hardcore
 
2012-07-31 01:27:46 PM

shower_in_my_socks: Nugent isn't even a true hunter. Dude dumps a bunch of corn on the ground and then waits for some hapless animal to wander into view. He also doesn't lift a finger if there isn't a paycheck involved. He talks all tough about the military, but dodged the draft when it was his turn to serve. He's a fraud in every corner of his life.


The perfect representative of the GOP base: an ignorant, hypocritical, lying coward.
 
2012-07-31 01:28:36 PM
ATR's report states that the ordinary American has to work until July 15 to pay for the cost of local, state and federal government

I wonder what the date is for Romney. I'm guessing somewhere in February, at the latest.
 
2012-07-31 01:29:03 PM

Wellon Dowd: Diogenes: Norquist came up with tax "plan" when he was twelve, and Nugent has the mentality and intelligence of a twelve year old. Makes perfect sense.

I've known many a twelve-year-old who would take exception to that comparison.


Coincidentally, "twelve years old" is how old Courtney Love claimed she was when she first had back stage groupie sex with Ted Nugent who's fondness for jailbait is legendary, self-admitted and has gotten him into a lot of hot water over the years.

He really *is* the perfect spokesman for the GOP now that I think about it.

/DNRTFA.
 
2012-07-31 01:30:13 PM
Santorum from the hairy end of a guitar-playing yeti.
 
2012-07-31 01:30:18 PM

shower_in_my_socks: Nugent isn't even a true hunter. Dude dumps a bunch of corn on the ground and then waits for some hapless animal to wander into view. He also doesn't lift a finger if there isn't a paycheck involved. He talks all tough about the military, but dodged the draft when it was his turn to serve. He's a fraud in every corner of his life.


He also apparently enjoys shooting cats and dogs.
 
2012-07-31 01:30:52 PM

rudemix: [cache.gawker.com image 198x237]
Ted Hardcore


I'd rather take political advice from Maxx Hardcore.
 
2012-07-31 01:31:19 PM
and if anyone knows about molesting children it's Ted

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/04/18/1084534/-Romney-has-a-Pedoph i le-Problem-Named-Ted-Nugent
 
2012-07-31 01:32:42 PM

BojanglesPaladin: Bag of Hammers: Just another draft dodging mental midget pussy posing as Multi-Media Tough Guy. Why do conservatives flock to these turds?

I don't see any fans flocking here.


sorry, wasn't referring to Fark specifically

I agree, it's actually refreshing to see that even Fark Independents won't white knight this coward.
 
2012-07-31 01:33:48 PM
Sorry, got a little click happy there - now linked:

Link
 
2012-07-31 01:34:27 PM
I like how republicans have no problem with this guy speaking for them. It makes your party seem like they really got their shiat together.
 
2012-07-31 01:36:36 PM

bdub77: Rule #1: No one should ever listen to Ted Nugent. This applies to his music also.
Rule #2: No one should ever base a decision off of what Ted Nugent thinks. You have broken Rule #2 if this rule is required.
Rule #3: Anyone who follows Rules 1 or 2 has a genetic disorder that associates with a low IQ.


even fixing rule three that still doesn't make sense. You're an idiot accusing someone else of being an idiot. Way to go. Yay you.

/Nugent's an ass.

//liked Damn Yankees
 
2012-07-31 01:37:05 PM
Wait, atr.com is the website for Americans for Tax Reform?

I'd have expected to find this at that url.
 
2012-07-31 01:37:20 PM

LectertheChef: /Baiting, and canned hunts, which Nuge does, are strictly for the effete.


I might be wrong (I'm not a hunter), but aren't both of those illegal?

/Not that Nugent cares either way.
//I'm just curious.
 
2012-07-31 01:38:23 PM

quatchi: Wellon Dowd: Diogenes: Norquist came up with tax "plan" when he was twelve, and Nugent has the mentality and intelligence of a twelve year old. Makes perfect sense.

I've known many a twelve-year-old who would take exception to that comparison.

Coincidentally, "twelve years old" is how old Courtney Love claimed she was when she first had back stage groupie sex with Ted Nugent who's fondness for jailbait is legendary, self-admitted and has gotten him into a lot of hot water over the years.

He really *is* the perfect spokesman for the GOP now that I think about it.

/DNRTFA.


At least it's not boys right?

/go clean a gun Ted.
 
2012-07-31 01:38:24 PM

quatchi: He really *is* the perfect spokesman for the GOP now that I think about it.


Wouldn't he have to be a self-hating, closeted gay?
 
2012-07-31 01:41:42 PM

spiderpaz: And this guy is a role model for most conservatives ... they actually look up to him. It would be difficult to find someone that is more of a piece of shiat than Ted Nugent.


Sounds a bit like John Edwards if you ask me.

Headso: I like how republicans have no problem with this guy speaking for them. It makes your party seem like they really got their shiat together.


Yeah, because when Sarah Jessica Parker or Sean Penn opens their yap, the words which flow forth are like nothing ever heard. Liberals shrieked with Joy when Kanye West said: "George Bush doesn't care about black people"

can we all just agree that entertainers by in large should stick to entertaining?
 
2012-07-31 01:43:16 PM

o5iiawah: Yeah, because when Sarah Jessica Parker or Sean Penn opens their yap, the words which flow forth are like nothing ever heard. Liberals shrieked with Joy when Kanye West said: "George Bush doesn't care about black people"


Look how stupid you are.
 
2012-07-31 01:43:53 PM

A Dark Evil Omen: o5iiawah: Yeah, because when Sarah Jessica Parker or Sean Penn opens their yap, the words which flow forth are like nothing ever heard. Liberals shrieked with Joy when Kanye West said: "George Bush doesn't care about black people"

Look how stupid you are.


It's a fine vintage.
 
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