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(Press of Atlantic City)   Cult suspected in theft of body from mausoleum. With helpful, step-by-step instructions on how to steal a body from a mausoleum   (pressofatlanticcity.com) divider line 23
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2012-07-31 10:32:51 AM
Wanted for questioning:

i212.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-31 11:49:02 AM
Wait until people find out that most bodies are removed from caskets before burial.
 
2012-07-31 11:50:30 AM
Is this a repeat from appx the first century,?
Somthin bout a guy being king of the juice...?
 
2012-07-31 11:50:36 AM
I remember this one. Bud and Mary Sue end up catching the cult leader.
 
2012-07-31 11:51:48 AM
They should check the Pet Semetary.
 
2012-07-31 11:52:26 AM
Somebody must've wanted out real bad.
 
2012-07-31 11:52:43 AM
i492.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-31 11:52:44 AM
img100.imageshack.us
 
2012-07-31 11:52:55 AM
Step 1. : Locate corpse

Step 2: Steal it

Step 3: ??????

Step 4: Profit
 
2012-07-31 11:53:50 AM
I thought it was tanbark

video.nbc.com
 
2012-07-31 11:56:21 AM
First off, these type of people always suspect cults. There never are any.

Second, who wouldn't want the preserved remains of a 98 year old man.

/Blame the show Oddities on Discovery.
 
2012-07-31 11:56:41 AM
Also wanted for questioning...

i.imgur.com
 
2012-07-31 11:59:55 AM
When I worked at the mortuary prepping bodies for burial, we had this one guy come in who'd died of a heart attack while having sex. Unfortuneately, he'd been having sex with a goat at the time, which just ran off when the guy fell to the ground. Rigor mortis froze his boner, which was quite a record setter. I'd say twelve inches easy. The guy was a popular rancher, well liked around town, so the authorities kept the goat angle quiet. We expected hundreds of people at the viewing. We couldn't very well have him out there with a twelve inch gouger stretching the crotch of his slacks. I tried tying it to his thigh, but the twine kept breaking. I tried pulling it backward and underneath hoping his butt cheeks could hold it, but it kept popping back up before I could get his pants zipped. We were running out of time, so I didn't have any other choice but to chop it off with a pair of hedge clippers. I tucked it into his sport jacket's inside pocket and the viewing went off without a hitch.
 
2012-07-31 12:01:04 PM

wildcardjack: /Blame the show Oddities on Discovery.


I can not believe there are enough people who want that type of stuff in their house to support that store.
 
2012-07-31 12:15:49 PM

wildcardjack: First off, these type of people always suspect cults. There never are any.

Second, who wouldn't want the preserved remains of a 98 year old man.

/Blame the show Oddities on Discovery.


Woman, not man
 
2012-07-31 12:16:18 PM
Cult not ruled out as involved in theft of body from mausoleum, subby. Lord help us if they apprehend the thieves and they find tanna leaves on them.
 
2012-07-31 12:26:10 PM
MUNG
 
2012-07-31 12:31:16 PM
Skull and Bones. Do you accept?
 
2012-07-31 12:37:00 PM
Really, how horrible!

[pulls out notepad and pencil]
 
2012-07-31 12:39:15 PM
"Obviously the person that did this came well-prepared. The knew what they were going to do."

Well-prepared? They broke the window with a rock, forced the lock, smashed the marble facing with a hammer, and probably wedged the coffin open with a crowbar. Wow... what clever thieves to notice that the glass window on a door is the weakest point, or to suspect that you might need to bring a hammer to remove a body from a stone monument...

"Well-prepared" would have involved, at the least, stealing or copying the key to the mausoleum so the robbery wouldn't have been as obvious.
 
2012-07-31 12:45:45 PM

JonnyG: Wait until people find out that most bodies are removed from caskets before burial.


My grandparents asked my Mom to witness their burials for this reason.
 
2012-07-31 12:58:15 PM

spentmiles: When I worked at the mortuary prepping bodies for burial, we had this one guy come in who'd died of a heart attack while having sex. Unfortuneately, he'd been having sex with a goat at the time, which just ran off when the guy fell to the ground. Rigor mortis froze his boner, which was quite a record setter. I'd say twelve inches easy. The guy was a popular rancher, well liked around town, so the authorities kept the goat angle quiet. We expected hundreds of people at the viewing. We couldn't very well have him out there with a twelve inch gouger stretching the crotch of his slacks. I tried tying it to his thigh, but the twine kept breaking. I tried pulling it backward and underneath hoping his butt cheeks could hold it, but it kept popping back up before I could get his pants zipped. We were running out of time, so I didn't have any other choice but to chop it off with a pair of hedge clippers. I tucked it into his sport jacket's inside pocket and the viewing went off without a hitch.


spentmiles = worst speed dater ever
 
2012-07-31 01:20:45 PM
Rufus Lee King

Nice hot tub.
 
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