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(My Fox DC)   Snickers: packed with peanuts. And meth   ( myfoxdc.com) divider line
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6466 clicks; posted to Main » on 31 Jul 2012 at 3:40 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-07-30 09:05:18 PM  
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I am the one who SNACKS.
 
2012-07-30 09:41:29 PM  
Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you want to chew off your face to stop the Queen of England from killing the President.
 
2012-07-30 09:45:39 PM  
They're smuggling meth to Japan now? Meh.

If the Chinese start using meth, we're screwed. They'll kick our asses economically, and really really fast.
 
2012-07-30 10:19:05 PM  
"You'll pump away like you're the winner of the Dick Olympics for six hours and then it satisfies you" makes for an awfully clunky corporate logo.
 
2012-07-30 11:27:28 PM  
Don't let hunger happen to you
 
2012-07-31 03:43:21 AM  
I see Walter is going the Gus way. Only with candy!
 
2012-07-31 03:45:05 AM  
MaudlinMutantMollusk

We were told there would be no meth.
 
2012-07-31 03:45:09 AM  
Should have just stuck with using the anus.
 
2012-07-31 03:45:54 AM  
That's actually pretty creative and clever. I'm thinking the wrapping was poorly done and they were not in a sealed retail bulk box or something.
 
2012-07-31 03:50:15 AM  
What's with the 45 Snickers bars, sir?

I JUST LOVE SNICKERS BARS!!!!
 
2012-07-31 04:07:26 AM  
Your shipment of meth just got busted. Wanna get away?
 
2012-07-31 04:10:57 AM  
Authorities estimate the 4 pounds of meth is worth about street price x sensationalism x police ego.
 
2012-07-31 04:12:06 AM  

miss diminutive: Should have just stuck with using the anus.


Would you honestly have found that to be a tenth as remarkable?
 
2012-07-31 04:20:03 AM  
The idiot is lucky he didn't get caught in Japan with that.
 
2012-07-31 04:59:04 AM  

Commander Cyclops: The idiot is lucky he didn't get caught in Japan with that.


THIS exactly. If the cops really wanted to be dicks they would have tipped off the police in japan and let him go about his merry way. Talk about spending the rest of your life in jail.
 
2012-07-31 05:16:19 AM  
Yes, let's conceal the outright illegal substance as one of the most heavily regulated and inspected items in international shipping/travel (food in your luggage is more heavily regulated than most ordinance). Brilliant plan, truly.

Methinks the dude was either outright stupid or sampling his own supply a bit more than was wise. Given that we're talking about Meth, I guess we could assume both.
 
2012-07-31 05:17:36 AM  

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I am the one who SNACKS.


What's Gordan Freeman have to do with this?
 
2012-07-31 05:23:35 AM  
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2012-07-31 06:45:12 AM  
This is just a pathetic attempt to compete with the real zen meth master on "Breaking Bad." Walter's the man. Probably the sale of Snickers just went up exponentially.
 
2012-07-31 07:17:22 AM  
I don't get smuggling meth - it's easy enough to produce that barely literate rednecks make a comfortable living cooking the stuff

Also...

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Not amused..
 
2012-07-31 07:22:23 AM  
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2012-07-31 07:25:28 AM  

jimmyego: Authorities estimate the 4 pounds of meth is worth about street price x sensationalism x police ego.


I was told there would be no meth. I mean...math.
 
2012-07-31 08:05:16 AM  

shower_in_my_socks: Your shipment of meth just got busted. Wanna get awayNot going anywhere for a while?


ftf current snickers advertising campaign
 
2012-07-31 08:45:50 AM  

miss diminutive: Should have just stuck with using the anus.


That's what SHE said...
 
2012-07-31 09:01:21 AM  
Harris was charged in Los Angeles with drug possession and faces at least 10 years in prison if convicted.

Not going anywhere for a while?
 
2012-07-31 09:23:59 AM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: Harris was charged in Los Angeles with drug possession and faces at least 10 years in prison if convicted.

Not going anywhere for a while?


/aaaaaand done.
 
2012-07-31 09:52:31 AM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: Harris was charged in Los Angeles with drug possession and faces at least 10 years in prison if convicted.

Not going anywhere for a while?


Have a tossed salad.
 
2012-07-31 09:55:54 AM  
damn it little johnny you gotta lay off the sweets!
 
2012-07-31 09:59:37 AM  
Give me a break.
 
2012-07-31 10:18:15 AM  
So, what? Are they just opening people's candy now? Dick move, bro. Dick move.
 
2012-07-31 10:19:05 AM  
It's a snack and diet plan in one!
 
2012-07-31 10:53:16 AM  
Federal agents conducting routine baggage inspections found 45 full-sized Snickers bars inside Harris' luggage.

I have no idea how they caught on.
 
2012-07-31 11:03:17 AM  

Snapper Carr: I don't get smuggling meth - it's easy enough to produce that barely literate rednecks make a comfortable living cooking the stuff.


Came to say this. (Aren't there bicycles in Japan?)
 
2012-07-31 02:58:46 PM  

mama2tnt: Snapper Carr: I don't get smuggling meth - it's easy enough to produce that barely literate rednecks make a comfortable living cooking the stuff.

Came to say this. (Aren't there bicycles in Japan?)


It's getting the materials and having a place to manufacture large quantities of it, then dispose of the remnant by-products.

Japan isn't a large country, and it's a popular tourist destination. things like that would get discovered quickly.

This guy was flying out of LA. I'm guessing that place called Mexico had something to do with all of this.
 
2012-07-31 03:02:58 PM  
i.ytimg.com

What, they don't have fried chicken in Japan?
 
2012-07-31 04:25:20 PM  
I never eat candy bars. Maybe I should start?
 
2012-07-31 06:01:54 PM  
Why put it in the form of food? That's ridiculous!

Hell, you'd be better off disguising it as drugs!
 
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