Dead for Tax Reasons: They should develop an algae to be deposited subcutaneously which would symbiotically provide us with photosynthetic nutrients to reduce the amount of caloric and vitamin intake required
erewhon: sendtodave:Couldn't we just boost the krebs cycle somehow? More efficient mitochondria or something?Why not just have ATP-ade? It's the next energy drink! It's what your cells use crave!
MaudlinMutantMollusk: Wait... back on?/there's a large coop right next door//tastes like chicken
wantingout: you'll be eating whatever your credit level assigns as your government handout.
fusillade762: And I'd be more worried about where we're going to get our water in 20 years.
sendtodave: Couldn't we just boost the krebs cycle somehow? More efficient mitochondria or something?
Jackal_N: What we really need are those TNG replicators./Bacon without the heart stopping properties.
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