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(BBC)   What will we be eating in 2032? If you said sonic-enhanced mini-livestock burgers, you could be so very very terribly right   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 40
    More: Interesting, nutritional value, grasshoppers, porpoises, Dutch government, wasps, insects, Wageningen University, Henry VIII  
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2012-07-30 11:12:22 PM  
7 votes:
"Who looks at a burger and thinks, 'Ooh, this could be a little more sonic'?

sonicscrewdrivers.org

"What, you've never been bored?"
2012-07-31 12:49:43 AM  
3 votes:
i291.photobucket.com
2012-07-30 10:55:14 PM  
3 votes:
upload.wikimedia.org

Even their logo is futuristic!
2012-07-30 09:25:43 PM  
3 votes:
Better drink my own piss.
2012-07-30 11:38:41 PM  
2 votes:
Stephen Fry on eating insects. Watch it all.
2012-07-30 10:59:11 PM  
2 votes:
"You're way off. Think smaller. Think more legs."
2012-07-30 10:56:53 PM  
2 votes:
"... sonic-enhanced mini-livestock burgers." Does that mean they will be Hedgehog burgers and will it involve freshly ground Ron Jeremy?
2012-07-30 10:53:50 PM  
2 votes:
Sonic enhanced? I thought Taco Bell was the restaurant of the future.
2012-07-30 10:10:18 PM  
2 votes:
In the year 2525, if man is still alive If woman can survive, they may find
2012-07-31 08:52:08 AM  
1 votes:
Think Smaller with more legs
2012-07-31 08:22:45 AM  
1 votes:
Whatever it takes to stop the Red Robin commercials. Bastards aren't even 1000 miles within reach.
2012-07-31 03:07:54 AM  
1 votes:

Dead for Tax Reasons: They should develop an algae to be deposited subcutaneously which would symbiotically provide us with photosynthetic nutrients to reduce the amount of caloric and vitamin intake required


That's a great idea. You could mix the algae into a soy-based cracker and give it a snappy name...something like "soylin green", or "soylo lime"...something like that.
2012-07-31 02:53:36 AM  
1 votes:
coming up next, the tails sandwich

images2.wikia.nocookie.net
2012-07-31 02:41:26 AM  
1 votes:
"bedee bedee bedee... Welcome to McDonalds."
www.hightechscience.org
t3.gstatic.com
Food Disks, Folks, and Fun.
2012-07-31 01:39:05 AM  
1 votes:

erewhon: sendtodave:

Couldn't we just boost the krebs cycle somehow? More efficient mitochondria or something?


Why not just have ATP-ade? It's the next energy drink! It's what your cells use crave!


fixt
2012-07-31 01:38:22 AM  
1 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Wait... back on?

/there's a large coop right next door
//tastes like chicken


Pigeons don't crow.
2012-07-31 01:33:44 AM  
1 votes:
Think pink slime is bad? Cant wait to read the label at Walmart...70/30 no more than 30% insect
2012-07-31 01:21:43 AM  
1 votes:
Do I have to do all the work around here?

www.seefirstblog.com
2012-07-31 01:02:32 AM  
1 votes:

wantingout: you'll be eating whatever your credit level assigns as your government handout.


The computer only assigns rations to troubleshooters of clearance Violet or higher.
Thank you, citizen!
2012-07-31 01:01:09 AM  
1 votes:

fusillade762:
And I'd be more worried about where we're going to get our water in 20 years.


I, for one, have two wells on my property. If you get thirsty enough, come by, I'll sell you some.

Bugs. I've eaten them, and if you get your mind right, they're not bad. But it's an artform for me. I've really got to be in the mood. And it helps if you're hungry or if you've got to eat them or fail out.

/um, tasty cattail tubers and rinsed earthworms, wow that's good, Instructor. I've heard we do roadkill next week?
2012-07-31 12:55:13 AM  
1 votes:

sendtodave:

Couldn't we just boost the krebs cycle somehow? More efficient mitochondria or something?


Why not just have ATP-ade? It's the next energy drink! It's what your cells use!
2012-07-31 12:27:19 AM  
1 votes:
Whatever it is, it will probabably have the word "creamed" before it.
2012-07-31 12:22:44 AM  
1 votes:

Jackal_N: What we really need are those TNG replicators.

/Bacon without the heart stopping properties.


Synthebacon.
2012-07-31 12:21:28 AM  
1 votes:
Great, now we'll have to give laboratory "food farms" billion$ in subsidies too.
2012-07-31 12:16:08 AM  
1 votes:
What we really need are those TNG replicators.

/Bacon without the heart stopping properties.
2012-07-31 12:09:16 AM  
1 votes:
Ah ha ha ha! Silly subby! We'll be eating 3D printed filet mignon on Mars with raw materials space elevatored in daily from the asteroid belt. DUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
2012-07-31 12:08:15 AM  
1 votes:
Don't we already get bugs in most of our food?

And I'd be more worried about where we're going to get our water in 20 years.
2012-07-30 11:59:57 PM  
1 votes:
I don't care so long as I can get it with bacon.

/they can take my bacon when they pry it from cold, dead, greasy, slightly pudgy hands.
//mmmmmm, sonic enhanced bacon.
2012-07-30 11:44:33 PM  
1 votes:
4 or 5 of us get together for a local butcher to divide up a side of beef every year or so.
Now I'm wondering how far out I can reserve a cow....
2012-07-30 11:42:41 PM  
1 votes:
I don't know about 2032... Will we still have soup kitchens then, or will the Republicans decide we shouldn't have them? I'm thinking that by that time, I will probably be eating at the soup kitchens on a regular basis, with some occasional dumpster diving just to throw in some variety.
2012-07-30 11:07:36 PM  
1 votes:
if it tastes anything like a Sonic burger, I see no reason to taper off my drinking to live longer
2012-07-30 11:07:19 PM  
1 votes:
i245.photobucket.com
2012-07-30 11:06:24 PM  
1 votes:
And they will taste like dispair...
2012-07-30 11:03:28 PM  
1 votes:
www.moonbattery.com
2012-07-30 10:56:50 PM  
1 votes:
Mmm, hedgehog.
2012-07-30 10:55:29 PM  
1 votes:
They should develop an algae to be deposited subcutaneously which would symbiotically provide us with photosynthetic nutrients to reduce the amount of caloric and vitamin intake required
2012-07-30 10:54:00 PM  
1 votes:
I thought we were going to eat everything in pill form, have conveyor belts everywhere, and drive flying cars.
2012-07-30 09:14:46 PM  
1 votes:
www.burgerbusiness.com

Sonic-Enhanced Mini-Livestock Burgers
rchaybok.files.wordpress.com
2012-07-30 09:08:22 PM  
1 votes:
Hey, blubber mouth, open up! I gotta get in there!
i396.photobucket.com
2012-07-30 04:40:52 PM  
1 votes:
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