Dead for Tax Reasons: They should develop an algae to be deposited subcutaneously which would symbiotically provide us with photosynthetic nutrients to reduce the amount of caloric and vitamin intake required
zulius: Wake me when there's dehydrated pizza hut.../it's so obscure, you'd find blue waffles before ths reference.../not really...
basemetal: [www.burgerbusiness.com image 361x516]Sonic-Enhanced Mini-Livestock Burgers[rchaybok.files.wordpress.com image 500x357]
PacManDreaming: Deep fried, they have the texture of unflavored Cheetos.
All_Farked_Up: zulius: Wake me when there's dehydrated pizza hut.../it's so obscure, you'd find blue waffles before ths reference.../not really...Not obscure at all McFly. And only 3 years to go.
AppleOptionEsc: PacManDreaming: Deep fried, they have the texture of unflavored Cheetos.Um, what does the flavor have to do with texture?/puffs or cruchy?
Stoker: We need a good old fashioned PLAGUE to wipe out half of the worlds population to have enough for 2032.Just being realistic.
freidog: 4 or 5 of us get together for a local butcher to divide up a side of beef every year or so. Now I'm wondering how far out I can reserve a cow....
bluenovaman: We should seed and harvest the Gulf of Mexico's dead zone with the algae we need.
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