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2012-07-30 01:53:59 PM
Tampa police spokeswoman Andrea Davis says officers found 25-year-old O.J. Murdock inside his car Monday morning with what appeared to be self-inflicted gunshot wounds.

Wounds?
 
2012-07-30 02:58:51 PM

Runs_With_Scissors_: Tampa police spokeswoman Andrea Davis says officers found 25-year-old O.J. Murdock inside his car Monday morning with what appeared to be self-inflicted gunshot wounds.

Wounds?


You'd be surprised. When I was in high school, a friend of mine was raped and her rapist lead the police on a high-speed chase before running his car off the road. He got out, shot himself once in the head and didn't die, forcing him to fire off a second shot to finish the job.
 
2012-07-30 04:05:18 PM

CavalierEternal: He got out, shot himself once in the head and didn't die, forcing him to fire off a second shot to finish the job.


Yeah - it's amazing how often those high speed pursuits lead to a two-shots-to-the-head suicide.
 
2012-07-30 04:33:53 PM

Triumph: CavalierEternal: He got out, shot himself once in the head and didn't die, forcing him to fire off a second shot to finish the job.

Yeah - it's amazing how often those high speed pursuits lead to a two-shots-to-the-head suicide.


WTF?!?
 
2012-07-30 04:37:45 PM
www.imfdb.org

She must have caught herself by surprise...
 
2012-07-30 04:38:15 PM

Runs_With_Scissors_: Tampa police spokeswoman Andrea Davis says officers found 25-year-old O.J. Murdock inside his car Monday morning with what appeared to be self-inflicted gunshot wounds.

Wounds?


I had a friend commit suicide. Put a semi automatic gun in her mouth, pulled the trigger, and I guess the whole nervous system exploding in that split second made her hand pull the trigger a second time.the first shot removed her skull cap, the second tore off her ear from the inside outward.

It's been years, and only recently have I really been able to deal with it.
 
2012-07-30 04:43:05 PM
The car was parked in front of Middleton High School, where Murdock attended school.

If you're 25 and still in high school, you may as well shoot yourself.
 
2012-07-30 04:46:38 PM
Steve Spurrier has programmed all his WRs to self-terminate within five years of leaving the program
 
2012-07-30 04:49:15 PM
Don't cry over spilled O.J.
 
2012-07-30 04:50:03 PM
One of two things will likely come from this story:
1) he was sexually abused, possibly by a teacher or coach he had while at that school.

2) his sexual orientation was other than hetero, and someone threatened to tell people unless he paid up, and instead took his life.

C) some combination of the two.
 
2012-07-30 04:55:19 PM
There's something about the Titans that lands them players who either have mental issues or stick their dick in them.
 
2012-07-30 04:56:35 PM

msupf: One of two things will likely come from this story:
1) he was sexually abused, possibly by a teacher or coach he had while at that school.

2) his sexual orientation was other than hetero, and someone threatened to tell people unless he paid up, and instead took his life.

C) some combination of the two.


I'd say there's a better chance he was depressed over an injury and the unlikelihood of any real NFL success, so he got shiat drunk and relived the glory days in the parking lot of his old high school before offing himself.

/not a doctor
/i suppose he could be gay
 
2012-07-30 04:56:35 PM

Earguy: Runs_With_Scissors_: Tampa police spokeswoman Andrea Davis says officers found 25-year-old O.J. Murdock inside his car Monday morning with what appeared to be self-inflicted gunshot wounds.

Wounds?

I had a friend commit suicide. Put a semi automatic gun in her mouth, pulled the trigger, and I guess the whole nervous system exploding in that split second made her hand pull the trigger a second time.the first shot removed her skull cap, the second tore off her ear from the inside outward.

It's been years, and only recently have I really been able to deal with it.


UGH! Sorry about that.
 
2012-07-30 04:57:16 PM

msupf: One of two things will likely come from this story:
1) he was sexually abused, possibly by a teacher or coach he had while at that school.

2) his sexual orientation was other than hetero, and someone threatened to tell people unless he paid up, and instead took his life.

C) some combination of the two.


You sound gay.
 
2012-07-30 04:57:49 PM

msupf: One of two things will likely come from this story:
1) he was sexually abused, possibly by a teacher or coach he had while at that school.

2) his sexual orientation was other than hetero, and someone threatened to tell people unless he paid up, and instead took his life.

C) some combination of the two.


I bet he just had too high of expectations. Dude was a star in high school (I assume all NFL players were), not sure of his college career. Sidelined by an injury after being undrafted = realizes he's not ever going to live his dream = yeaaaa.
 
2012-07-30 05:02:26 PM
Football kills.
When are we going to regulate this behavior? We know that repeated blows to the head causes brain damage that leads to depression and suicide. No child should be allowed to play contact football, no child should be allowed to play contact hockey, or any other "sport" that inflicts repeated blows to the head as regular consequence of play it causes irreparable harm to children. This damage may not manifest until years latter, but it is there.

As a concerned parent I urge you to join with me in getting football removed from high schools and park recreation programs.
 
2012-07-30 05:02:40 PM

you are a puppet: msupf: One of two things will likely come from this story:
1) he was sexually abused, possibly by a teacher or coach he had while at that school.

2) his sexual orientation was other than hetero, and someone threatened to tell people unless he paid up, and instead took his life.

C) some combination of the two.

You sound gay.


Only for you, but I get to pitch.
 
2012-07-30 05:07:33 PM
He must have finally realized he was working for Bud Adams.
 
2012-07-30 05:15:25 PM
geekoutonline.com

R.I.P Murdock.
 
2012-07-30 05:17:02 PM

Slaves2Darkness: Football kills.
When are we going to regulate this behavior? We know that repeated blows to the head causes brain damage that leads to depression and suicide. No child should be allowed to play contact football, no child should be allowed to play contact hockey, or any other "sport" that inflicts repeated blows to the head as regular consequence of play it causes irreparable harm to children. This damage may not manifest until years latter, but it is there.

As a concerned parent I urge you to join with me in getting football removed from high schools and park recreation programs.


Incomplete, this was a complete mess, lacking art, understanding and effort. Repetative, not enough adjectives. Probably should mention the phallocracy in there somewhere. Develop your ideas better and resubmit.

Sad, you can do better; assuming you want to.
 
2012-07-30 05:22:05 PM
Guys named OJ like to kill humans...

Your move OJ Anderson or OJ Mayo.
 
2012-07-30 05:28:01 PM

Slaves2Darkness: Football kills.
When are we going to regulate this behavior? We know that repeated blows to the head causes brain damage that leads to depression and suicide. No child should be allowed to play contact football, no child should be allowed to play contact hockey, or any other "sport" that inflicts repeated blows to the head as regular consequence of play it causes irreparable harm to children. This damage may not manifest until years latter, but it is there.

As a concerned parent I urge you to join with me in getting football removed from high schools and park recreation programs.



So long as the NFL brings in revenues in the billions, that ain't gonna happen.
 
2012-07-30 05:29:18 PM
Subby, you is cold as ice.
 
2012-07-30 05:36:16 PM
I had a much better headline: OJ beats OJ to death
 
2012-07-30 05:40:31 PM
He tore his achilles - his only means to a fulfilling career. Sad.

At least he didn't survive a vegetable...
 
2012-07-30 05:42:34 PM

Slaves2Darkness: Football kills.
When are we going to regulate this behavior? We know that repeated blows to the head causes brain damage that leads to depression and suicide. No child should be allowed to play contact football, no child should be allowed to play contact hockey, or any other "sport" that inflicts repeated blows to the head as regular consequence of play it causes irreparable harm to children. This damage may not manifest until years latter, but it is there.

As a concerned parent I urge you to join with me in getting football removed from high schools and park recreation programs.


Or, you know, publicize safer helmet designs rather than keeping them secret because the manufacturers aren't sponsors.

Rodgers is no stranger to concussions, already being exposed to two of them prior to the postseason. As mentioned by Sports Illustrated's Peter King, Rodgers has been wearing a new high-tech model helmet to help limit the chances of repeating concussions. That very helmet, may have been the sole reason he wasn't concussed after the destructive hit by Peppers. "As much as the new helmet feels uncomfortable and I'm still getting used to it, I'm really happy I was wearing it on that hit,'' Rodgers told Peter King.

So it's all solved right? We've found a way to not lose out on all the fantastic hits we cherish, and a way to protect our players from concussions. Not just players in the NFL, but for youth associations and high schools alike. They might suffer with a little discomfort at first from the helmet, but in the long run help prevent dangerous head injuries. WRONG.


If you can make the game safer by requiring a better helmet design, then farking do it. Otherwise, you're culpable. You required helmets and, later, facemasks, and somehow the game didn't die. You can either push Riddell to make a safer helmet or you can enjoy billions of dollars in future lawsuits. Or, at the very least, you can publicize a safer helmet so amateurs don't get their brains scrambled.

/"You" being the NFL
//not you, the troll.
 
2012-07-30 05:44:35 PM
URRRlurrlurrrlurrlurrluuuuuuuuuurrrrr.
 
2012-07-30 05:46:29 PM

you are a puppet: Steve Spurrier has programmed all his WRs to self-terminate within five years of leaving the program



Wow.



/I know. Welcome to FarkTM
 
2012-07-30 05:54:47 PM
i.imgur.com

Watch the eyes, they'll follow you around the room
 
2012-07-30 06:00:40 PM

Earguy: Runs_With_Scissors_: Tampa police spokeswoman Andrea Davis says officers found 25-year-old O.J. Murdock inside his car Monday morning with what appeared to be self-inflicted gunshot wounds.

Wounds?

I had a friend commit suicide. Put a semi automatic gun in her mouth, pulled the trigger, and I guess the whole nervous system exploding in that split second made her hand pull the trigger a second time.the first shot removed her skull cap, the second tore off her ear from the inside outward.

It's been years, and only recently have I really been able to deal with it.


Who on earth would divulge those type of details? Unless you were the one that found her, that's something I would never want to know.
 
2012-07-30 06:04:02 PM
On FARK whenever anybody commits suicide its all about the crazy or the lack of free medical care in America. Unless the are a football player. Then its all about making them wear helmets that make them look like the great gazoo or taking away their helmets completely.
 
2012-07-30 06:06:26 PM

ChrisDe: Earguy: Runs_With_Scissors_: Tampa police spokeswoman Andrea Davis says officers found 25-year-old O.J. Murdock inside his car Monday morning with what appeared to be self-inflicted gunshot wounds.

Wounds?

I had a friend commit suicide. Put a semi automatic gun in her mouth, pulled the trigger, and I guess the whole nervous system exploding in that split second made her hand pull the trigger a second time.the first shot removed her skull cap, the second tore off her ear from the inside outward.

It's been years, and only recently have I really been able to deal with it.

Who on earth would divulge those type of details? Unless you were the one that found her, that's something I would never want to know.


The same people who were/are infatuated with the faces of death videos.
 
2012-07-30 06:09:36 PM

ChrisDe: Earguy: Runs_With_Scissors_: Tampa police spokeswoman Andrea Davis says officers found 25-year-old O.J. Murdock inside his car Monday morning with what appeared to be self-inflicted gunshot wounds.

Wounds?

I had a friend commit suicide. Put a semi automatic gun in her mouth, pulled the trigger, and I guess the whole nervous system exploding in that split second made her hand pull the trigger a second time.the first shot removed her skull cap, the second tore off her ear from the inside outward.

It's been years, and only recently have I really been able to deal with it.

Who on earth would divulge those type of details? Unless you were the one that found her, that's something I would never want to know.


Thats earguy. You should see all the broads he divulges.
 
2012-07-30 06:12:46 PM
Slaves2Darkness: Football kills. When are we going to regulate this behavior? We know that repeated blows to the head causes brain damage that leads to depression and suicide. No child should be allowed to play contact football, no child should be allowed to play contact hockey, or any other "sport" that inflicts repeated blows to the head as regular consequence of play it causes irreparable harm to children. This damage may not manifest until years latter, but it is there.
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Well, aside from the fact that he never played a single down in the NFL...
 
2012-07-30 06:13:31 PM
NashMcNash: I'd say there's a better chance he was depressed over an injury and the unlikelihood of any real NFL success, so he got shiat drunk and relived the glory days in the parking lot of his old high school before offing himself.
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I'd vote for this.
 
2012-07-30 06:19:38 PM

jake3988: Slaves2Darkness: Football kills. When are we going to regulate this behavior? We know that repeated blows to the head causes brain damage that leads to depression and suicide. No child should be allowed to play contact football, no child should be allowed to play contact hockey, or any other "sport" that inflicts repeated blows to the head as regular consequence of play it causes irreparable harm to children. This damage may not manifest until years latter, but it is there.
=========================================================

Well, aside from the fact that he never played a single down in the NFL...


farm1.staticflickr.com
 
2012-07-30 06:28:13 PM
Oops, wrong OJ

Signed, Grim Reaper
 
2012-07-30 06:33:33 PM

ChrisDe: Earguy: Runs_With_Scissors_: Tampa police spokeswoman Andrea Davis says officers found 25-year-old O.J. Murdock inside his car Monday morning with what appeared to be self-inflicted gunshot wounds.

Wounds?

I had a friend commit suicide. Put a semi automatic gun in her mouth, pulled the trigger, and I guess the whole nervous system exploding in that split second made her hand pull the trigger a second time.the first shot removed her skull cap, the second tore off her ear from the inside outward.

It's been years, and only recently have I really been able to deal with it.

Who on earth would divulge those type of details? Unless you were the one that found her, that's something I would never want to know.


I'm assuming he found her?

/found a guy
//even the family had it all wrong
 
2012-07-30 06:33:35 PM

Slaves2Darkness: Football kills.
When are we going to regulate this behavior? We know that repeated blows to the head causes brain damage that leads to depression and suicide. No child should be allowed to play contact football, no child should be allowed to play contact hockey, or any other "sport" that inflicts repeated blows to the head as regular consequence of play it causes irreparable harm to children. This damage may not manifest until years latter, but it is there.

As a concerned parent I urge you to join with me in getting football removed from high schools and park recreation programs.


The scary part of this troll I can actually see some Mom saying it.
 
2012-07-30 06:38:58 PM

Triumph: CavalierEternal: He got out, shot himself once in the head and didn't die, forcing him to fire off a second shot to finish the job.

Yeah - it's amazing how often those high speed pursuits lead to a two-shots-to-the-head suicide.


I thought the double tap was to be used on zombies.

Must've been a zombie.
 
2012-07-30 07:24:58 PM

Earguy: the second tore off her ear from the inside outward.

It's been years, and only recently have I really been able to deal with it.


I... OK, this is going to come across as really insensitive, and I don't mean for it to do so.

Does this have something to do with your user name?
 
2012-07-30 07:27:15 PM

Earguy: I had a friend commit suicide. Put a semi automatic gun in her mouth, pulled the trigger, and I guess the whole nervous system exploding in that split second made her hand pull the trigger a second time.the first shot removed her skull cap, the second tore off her ear from the inside outward.

It's been years, and only recently have I really been able to deal with it.


... could've fooled me with the user name.

j/k
 
2012-07-30 07:27:51 PM

Gonz: Earguy: the second tore off her ear from the inside outward.

It's been years, and only recently have I really been able to deal with it.

I... OK, this is going to come across as really insensitive, and I don't mean for it to do so.

Does this have something to do with your user name?


Well... f*ck.
 
2012-07-30 07:41:54 PM

puffy999: Well... f*ck.


That's one of the most Fark-appropriate cases of posting synchronicity I've ever seen. Crass, tasteless, and insensitive.

High five.
 
2012-07-30 08:12:03 PM
Crap, how did I miss this news today?

Was he cut/released by Tennessee earlier in the day or something? Looking for some kind of sense to make of this...
 
2012-07-30 08:23:25 PM

upndn: Triumph: CavalierEternal: He got out, shot himself once in the head and didn't die, forcing him to fire off a second shot to finish the job.

Yeah - it's amazing how often those high speed pursuits lead to a two-shots-to-the-head suicide.

I thought the double tap was to be used on zombies.

Must've been a zombie.


Must suck to want to die and can't get the job done. Like Bill Murray in Groundhog Day.
 
2012-07-30 10:28:57 PM

Nothing To See Here: Oops, wrong OJ

Signed, Grim Reaper


We understand. They all look the same
 
2012-08-01 03:38:50 PM
Just got around to checking this thread, in case anyone is still here and want answers to your questions:

I didn't find her. I found out because in the coffin the ear looked pretty damn waxy/fake, and in talking with people we were told.

Noting to do with my username, it's because I work on ears for a living.
 
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