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(Village Voice)   Woman who drove drunk at 7:45 in the morning, ran over a teacher, and then fled the scene goes on Facebook to tell the haters to suck it   (blogs.villagevoice.com) divider line 292
    More: Asinine, Megan Merkel, Facebook, Mark Scerbo  
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2012-07-30 08:15:35 PM  

Elegy: Tyranicle: Women are natural born sociopaths. Don't stick your dick in them unless you have money. What mom used to say.

Have some Freudian issues, do we?


Do I have affections for female buttholes, as did Freud? Is that what your asking?
 
2012-07-30 08:29:30 PM  

Liliac_Hill: Ceiling Moran: halfof33: sethstorm: Liliac_Hill: [derp]

Thanks for showing your derpiness.

/PLONK

did you put her on ignore because she plugged the place taking donations for the woman these idiots killed?

That's what it looked like to me. What the hell?

Not really sure what I did, but I won't lose any sleep over it.


PLONK
 
2012-07-30 08:30:56 PM  

Old Smokie: To be fair, I'd do exactly the same thing.

I mean I try not to run down people while driving, but if I ever do, and they had it coming, and people are blaming me I'd tell them to fark off. DUI thing is irrelevant unless the driver did something wrong IMO.


Just in case you're not trolling...

DUi is by definition doing "something wrong" - it is a crime in and of itself.
 
2012-07-30 08:34:28 PM  

SlothB77: namatad: why wasnt she charged with reckless driving and homicide?

Intoxication aside, she wouldn't have run over the bicyclist if her husband hadn't crashed his bike into the bicyclist and caused her to get thrown into the path of this woman's vehicle. He is just as at fault here.


vehicular homicides all around
 
2012-07-30 08:40:31 PM  

Tyranicle: Elegy: Tyranicle: Women are natural born sociopaths. Don't stick your dick in them unless you have money. What mom used to say.

Have some Freudian issues, do we?

Do I have affections for female buttholes, as did Freud? Is that what your asking?


Perhaps. I find it interesting that the immediate imagery that comes to your mind when the word "Freudian" comes up in conversation is "obsession with female butthole", especially tied in with the mention of your mother.
 
2012-07-30 08:51:46 PM  

namatad:
what is the FIRST thing that your lawyer tells you? SHUT THE fark UP.
dont TALK to ANYONE
dont POST ANYTHING
dont talk about this, PERIOD

but she is a dumb coont, she has never listened to anyone in her life, why would she start now??


external.ak.fbcdn.net
also had that advice.
 
2012-07-30 08:56:18 PM  
She didn't take down her Myspace page. http://www.myspace.com/meganmerkel
 
2012-07-30 08:59:51 PM  

Johnnyflash: She didn't take down her Myspace page. http://www.myspace.com/meganmerkel


There's a preponderance of duck face in those photos.
 
2012-07-30 09:01:29 PM  

j__z: What's Adrienne Spates doing driving in upstate New York?

Link


.


LOL, FTFC:
"She's sharp as a marshmallow! I'm sure she will be in Memphis politics in no time at all... "
 
2012-07-30 09:04:54 PM  
Stay classy.
 
2012-07-30 09:05:30 PM  

Elegy: Tyranicle: Elegy: Tyranicle: Women are natural born sociopaths. Don't stick your dick in them unless you have money. What mom used to say.

Have some Freudian issues, do we?

Do I have affections for female buttholes, as did Freud? Is that what your asking?

Perhaps. I find it interesting that the immediate imagery that comes to your mind when the word "Freudian" comes up in conversation is "obsession with female butthole", especially tied in with the mention of your mother.


Jesus christ. Welcome to fark.
 
2012-07-30 09:08:22 PM  

Tyranicle: Elegy: Tyranicle: Elegy: Tyranicle: Women are natural born sociopaths. Don't stick your dick in them unless you have money. What mom used to say.

Have some Freudian issues, do we?

Do I have affections for female buttholes, as did Freud? Is that what your asking?

Perhaps. I find it interesting that the immediate imagery that comes to your mind when the word "Freudian" comes up in conversation is "obsession with female butthole", especially tied in with the mention of your mother.

Jesus christ. Welcome to fark.


I'm just saying' dude, no need to pitch a hissy. You're the one going on about your mother's butthole.
 
2012-07-30 09:09:58 PM  

Elegy: Johnnyflash: She didn't take down her Myspace page. http://www.myspace.com/meganmerkel

There's a preponderance of duck face in those photos.


Doesn't look like the page has been updated in more than a year. Another disturbing aspect of this idiot's situation is that she has two sons who I am sure will be raised up to be upright, tax-paying, law-abiding citizens.
 
2012-07-30 09:12:28 PM  
Elegy

2012-07-30 09:08:22 PM

Tyranicle: Elegy: Tyranicle: Elegy: Tyranicle: Women are natural born sociopaths. Don't stick your dick in them unless you have money. What mom used to say.

Have some Freudian issues, do we?

Do I have affections for female buttholes, as did Freud? Is that what your asking?

Perhaps. I find it interesting that the immediate imagery that comes to your mind when the word "Freudian" comes up in conversation is "obsession with female butthole", especially tied in with the mention of your mother.

Jesus christ. Welcome to fark.

I'm just saying' dude, no need to pitch a hissy. You're the one going on about your mother's butthole.





To be fair, it's pretty impressive. Bleached and everything.
 
2012-07-30 09:18:36 PM  
Like
 
2012-07-30 09:21:00 PM  

Elegy: Tyranicle: Elegy: Tyranicle: Elegy: Tyranicle: Women are natural born sociopaths. Don't stick your dick in them unless you have money. What mom used to say.

Have some Freudian issues, do we?

Do I have affections for female buttholes, as did Freud? Is that what your asking?

Perhaps. I find it interesting that the immediate imagery that comes to your mind when the word "Freudian" comes up in conversation is "obsession with female butthole", especially tied in with the mention of your mother.

Jesus christ. Welcome to fark.

I'm just saying' dude, no need to pitch a hissy. You're the one going on about your mother's butthole.


This conversation has gone too far. This is rediculous.
 
2012-07-30 09:21:43 PM  

namatad: I guess she needs to kill a few more people before she is taken off the street. WHY is vehicular manslaughter so rarely charged?


Good questions.
 
2012-07-30 09:30:58 PM  
Here's her friend Katelyn. I can't post the pic, but here's the link in case someone else can. Wowza!

http://a3.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/118/b80ea2eb28384b289488e 8 59dc6f5aeb/l.jpg
 
2012-07-30 09:34:48 PM  

doubled99: To be fair, it's pretty impressive. Bleached and everything.


T. M. I.
 
2012-07-30 09:38:44 PM  

Tyranicle: Elegy: Tyranicle: Elegy: Tyranicle: Elegy: Tyranicle: Women are natural born sociopaths. Don't stick your dick in them unless you have money. What mom used to say.

Have some Freudian issues, do we?

Do I have affections for female buttholes, as did Freud? Is that what your asking?

Perhaps. I find it interesting that the immediate imagery that comes to your mind when the word "Freudian" comes up in conversation is "obsession with female butthole", especially tied in with the mention of your mother.

Jesus christ. Welcome to fark.

I'm just saying' dude, no need to pitch a hissy. You're the one going on about your mother's butthole.

This conversation has gone too far. This is rediculous ridiculous.


FTFY. I agree. When I said it sounded like you had some Freudian issues, I was actually referring to the Oedipus Complex.Hence, I was attempting to suggest that, by introducing your mother into your original comments about "sticking your dick in things", you harbored some illicit desire to fark your mother. I do sympathize; it sounds like your mom had a dirty mouth and felt like she was another "thing" to have something "stuck" in. That's a recipe for a great Friday night if you ask me.
 
2012-07-30 09:40:25 PM  
Modern-camera-lit-world...

I love people.

Need an agent.

Love the fake money if only? *this is actually a math problem*

If only?

;)
 
2012-07-30 09:41:27 PM  

downstairs: Diogenes: I wonder what facts have been twisted here, as she alleges?

1) She was drunk, and driving.
2) She hit the woman (which her post admits).
3) She fled the scene.

Not much to twist there.

My guess is she's ignorant of DUI laws and thinks that somehow the "hitting the person on the bike" part would have happened anyway.

Sort of like... lets say you're over the limit and driving. And someone runs a red light at hits you. And lets say this would have happened anyway, no matter what your state. If you're subject to a roadside test and breathalayzer... you're not getting out of it. You're probably going to be found at fault for the whole thing. Just the way it works.

I'm assuming here... not a lawyer, not a drunk driver.


Wrong.

Someone can be a drunk driver and not be at fault for an accident. Are they still going to get arrested for DUI? Absolutely.
 
2012-07-30 09:47:45 PM  
RELIGION OF PEACE
 
2012-07-30 09:48:43 PM  
So someone knocked a person in front of her car, and she couldn't stop. Perfectly understandable.

And now that her boyfriend is probably going to jail, she's available.
 
2012-07-30 09:48:44 PM  

Bolo78: downstairs: Diogenes: I wonder what facts have been twisted here, as she alleges?

1) She was drunk, and driving.
2) She hit the woman (which her post admits).
3) She fled the scene.

Not much to twist there.

My guess is she's ignorant of DUI laws and thinks that somehow the "hitting the person on the bike" part would have happened anyway.

Sort of like... lets say you're over the limit and driving. And someone runs a red light at hits you. And lets say this would have happened anyway, no matter what your state. If you're subject to a roadside test and breathalayzer... you're not getting out of it. You're probably going to be found at fault for the whole thing. Just the way it works.

I'm assuming here... not a lawyer, not a drunk driver.

Wrong.

Someone can be a drunk driver and not be at fault for an accident. Are they still going to get arrested for DUI? Absolutely.


Um, don't drive drunk? E.g. Driving drunk results in lost lives and wrecked stuff. How about, when drinking, please catch a cab? Thank you.
 
2012-07-30 09:51:10 PM  

willfullyobscure: RELIGION OF PEACE


How about religion of human?

How about religion of world reality?

How about now?

*bow*
 
2012-07-30 09:51:43 PM  

texref: Pumpernickel bread: I think this is a pic of the entitled little princess.

Looks like it ... her Facebook has been taken down now. Here's the Google cache:

[i.imgur.com image 519x1025]


Is this the same woman at Link? Because that is still up. And the MySpace page I Linked to above contains the same friend, a Shannon Abel, who is up front on the MySpace page as a friend and commented in the screen cap of the drunk driver's FB page.
 
2012-07-30 09:55:19 PM  
Time for Megan's Johns to check out what else it there.
 
2012-07-30 09:57:32 PM  
Time for Megan's Johns to check out what else is out there.
 
2012-07-30 09:58:09 PM  

Indubitably: willfullyobscure: RELIGION OF PEACE

How about religion of human?

How about religion of world reality?

How about now?

*bow*


Great, Indubitably forgot to get his Xanax refilled
 
2012-07-30 09:58:43 PM  

Elegy: Johnnyflash: She didn't take down her Myspace page. http://www.myspace.com/meganmerkel

There's a preponderance of duck face in those photos.


Of course there is, it's myspace. Duckface and ceiling-camera is all you will find.
 
2012-07-30 10:00:59 PM  
Hey, you can't diss my Appalachian Lifestyle. That's racist! I'll drive drunk before breakfast if I want to! I'm an American citizen! You can't make me! No, way. Norway. What? Boy, am I drunk. Naw. Can't be. Only on the second bottle.

Why am I not surprised that this lady was from Upstate New York? A region which combines the charm, patience, and delicate manners of New York City with the crazy of H.P. Lovecraft inbreeding hillbillies!

No, I'm just kidding. They're not all like that. Maybe 15-17%, tops. Possibly as low as 5%.

As they say in New York City "A lot of fine people upstate, where ever the Hell that is."

But I would know. The only time I've ever been to New York is when my family accidentally drove through the Bronx on the way to Florida. More black people than Nairobi. Not a white face for miles and miles. That was quite the experience. Some of those tenements look like Dante's Hell, with windows.
 
2012-07-30 10:02:12 PM  

Elegy: Tyranicle: Elegy: Tyranicle: Elegy: Tyranicle: Elegy: Tyranicle: Women are natural born sociopaths. Don't stick your dick in them unless you have money. What mom used to say.

Have some Freudian issues, do we?

Do I have affections for female buttholes, as did Freud? Is that what your asking?

Perhaps. I find it interesting that the immediate imagery that comes to your mind when the word "Freudian" comes up in conversation is "obsession with female butthole", especially tied in with the mention of your mother.

Jesus christ. Welcome to fark.

I'm just saying' dude, no need to pitch a hissy. You're the one going on about your mother's butthole.

This conversation has gone too far. This is rediculous ridiculous.

FTFY. I agree. When I said it sounded like you had some Freudian issues, I was actually referring to the Oedipus Complex.Hence, I was attempting to suggest that, by introducing your mother into your original comments about "sticking your dick in things", you harbored some illicit desire to fark your mother. I do sympathize; it sounds like your mom had a dirty mouth and felt like she was another "thing" to have something "stuck" in. That's a recipe for a great Friday night if you ask me.


Elegy: Tyranicle: Elegy: Tyranicle: Elegy: Tyranicle: Elegy: Tyranicle: Women are natural born sociopaths. Don't stick your dick in them unless you have money. What mom used to say.

Have some Freudian issues, do we?

Do I have affections for female buttholes, as did Freud? Is that what your asking?

Perhaps. I find it interesting that the immediate imagery that comes to your mind when the word "Freudian" comes up in conversation is "obsession with female butthole", especially tied in with the mention of your mother.

Jesus christ. Welcome to fark.

I'm just saying' dude, no need to pitch a hissy. You're the one going on about your mother's butthole.

This conversation has gone too far. This is rediculous ridiculous.

FTFY. I agree. When I said it sounded like you had some Freudian issues, I was actually referring to the Oedipus Complex.Hence, I was attempting to suggest that, by introducing your mother into your original comments about "sticking your dick in things", you harbored some illicit desire to fark your mother. I do sympathize; it sounds like your mom had a dirty mouth and felt like she was another "thing" to have something "stuck" in. That's a recipe for a great Friday night if you ask me.


You know nothing about me and I know nothing of your 'Oedipus complex' crap. Who are you?
 
2012-07-30 10:03:30 PM  

texref: Pumpernickel bread: I think this is a pic of the entitled little princess.

Looks like it ... her Facebook has been taken down now. Here's the Google cache:

[i.imgur.com image 519x1025]


Is this any surprise? Where were the two kids she has while this was going on?
20 internet dollars says she got knocked up again by her felon POS during this drunken debacle. People like that always have at least 3 and never take care of any of them.
 
2012-07-30 10:06:47 PM  
As a motorcyclist... I will be first in line if the courts decide that a proper sentence is for both of these tools to take a load of buckshot to the face.

DIAF, both of you.
 
2012-07-30 10:10:58 PM  
In her defense, she hasn't been the same since GWB molested her.

www.wtfeck.com
 
2012-07-30 10:12:08 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Indubitably: willfullyobscure: RELIGION OF PEACE

How about religion of human?

How about religion of world reality?

How about now?

*bow*

Great, Indubitably forgot to get his Xanax refilled


Syntheticism rules your world, however, it does not rule mine: dedrug, man. ;)

P.S. To question an opponent's sanity is an infantillic play, hey, and I challenge you to sanity couched within human reality any day, Mr. Play...
 
2012-07-30 10:15:38 PM  

Indubitably: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Indubitably: willfullyobscure: RELIGION OF PEACE

How about religion of human?

How about religion of world reality?

How about now?

*bow*

Great, Indubitably forgot to get his Xanax refilled

Syntheticism rules your world, however, it does not rule mine: dedrug, man. ;)

P.S. To question an opponent's sanity is an infantillic play, hey, and I challenge you to sanity couched within human reality any day, Mr. Play...


P.P.S. Threats again? How long do you actually think fear will work, thinkers? Not long...

P3: Thank you, Mr. President. *bow*
 
2012-07-30 10:16:49 PM  

Indubitably: Indubitably: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Indubitably: willfullyobscure: RELIGION OF PEACE

How about religion of human?

How about religion of world reality?

How about now?

*bow*

Great, Indubitably forgot to get his Xanax refilled

Syntheticism rules your world, however, it does not rule mine: dedrug, man. ;)

P.S. To question an opponent's sanity is an infantillic play, hey, and I challenge you to sanity couched within human reality any day, Mr. Play...

P.P.S. Threats again? How long do you actually think fear will work, thinkers? Not long...

P3: Thank you, Mr. President. *bow*


P4: Obama 2012. That is all.
 
2012-07-30 10:17:43 PM  
img299.imageshack.us

/penis
 
2012-07-30 10:19:23 PM  
This was two miles from my house. I'm an avid cyclist. I was out Sunday morning (heading to church) around the time this happened. It angers, scares, and saddens me. Such a waste of what sounds like a wonderful human caused by such crude example of humanity. Stupid, stupid hotdogging showoff motorcyclists.

Note I have no problem with motorcyclists. I have a problem with stupid showoffs who happen to be on motorcycles. There are a lot of showoff motorcyclists around here. A good amount of very reasonable cool cyclists, too. But a lot of tools.
 
2012-07-30 10:28:57 PM  

MAYORBOB: justtray: They're both going to prison for a very long time...

He recently got paroled hit the woman and fled the scene so he's headed back to the big house. She's a DUI who caused the death of another person and shows no remorse at all (at the least, STFU and off of Facebook) so I'm thinking she's going to do some time.


He didn't flee very far.

Scerbo was taken to a local hospital, where he's getting treated for "serious injuries."
 
2012-07-30 10:30:16 PM  
Her name was Marshalla. met her on Craigslist. I was only in town for the weekend and hadn't been in the "garden of Eden" as the wife calls it, in a few years. You know, the wife is a Baptist. Only person good enough to touch her "Down There" was a doctor, when she was two. Now, she just sits there and face books all day about Jesus and UFOs, and the VP of sales says our entire Corporation is on the line here and I have to fly to Pittsburgh, and make the deal. How did I get on life's short shiat list? I expect a fridge papered with "honey-DO" lists when I get home, and I don't mean the huge appliance in the kitchen. Although it's been hotter than the fifth ring of Hades here lately, and when I go out to pour bath water on the wilting and parched grass of a lawn I have the neighbor's 17 year old daughter is out there rocking some cut off dungarees she's had since she's been 14, and her thighs are bulging only so slightly out of the ripped denim. That teeshirt needs a hell of a lot of engineering to support those massive, supple, and ripe...
Never mind that.
I got Wi-Fi on the layover in Newark, And Marshalla's face book randomly hit's my fancy. She's just like "the girl next door" but in a cocoa flavor I can't resist.
I check out the emails listed n hook up ads in the 412 area code on a social networking site, and on CL. On number keeps flashing on an addy. Marsh8679309@... well, you get the pic.
Anyway ...
Long story short...
Perhaps I shouldn't have met had those extra drinks and met up with "Mr.Rash" at the motel 6 in Cannonsburgh.
Because I think I know what the "Rash" part means.
 
2012-07-30 10:31:54 PM  

december: [img299.imageshack.us image 370x373]

/penis


Oh, wow. Thank you for referencing that thread. It was legendary. What the hell ever happened to J-Bonez anyway???
 
2012-07-30 10:33:46 PM  
Rom-ni.

Obam-i.

Poli-sci.

Oh my!

;)

P.S. Threadjack over, aye.
 
2012-07-30 10:39:20 PM  

Pumpernickel bread: I think this is a pic of the entitled little princess.

[profile.ak.fbcdn.net image 180x225]

In addition to the DWI, I imagine she will be charged with hit and run resulting in death....a felony. She, and her boyfriend will likely be a guest of the state for 2-5 years as they don't appear to have means to afford the type of attorney that could negotiate a sweetheart deal. If they did, probably one of the first pieces of advice would be don't say anything to anyone about the incident that hasn't been vetted and approved by said lawyer. Clearly, she is not getting that kind of counsel. Unlike that swamp donkey that wished for the little girl's death, this chick , and her boyfriend, will likely get what is coming to them..


Saw her at Daisy Duke's getting bent on aguave and orange juice.
 
2012-07-30 10:54:32 PM  

saturn badger: MAYORBOB: justtray: They're both going to prison for a very long time...

He recently got paroled hit the woman and fled the scene so he's headed back to the big house. She's a DUI who caused the death of another person and shows no remorse at all (at the least, STFU and off of Facebook) so I'm thinking she's going to do some time.

He didn't flee very far.

Scerbo was taken to a local hospital, where he's getting treated for "serious injuries."


Covered already with someone else upthread who pointed out that Mr. Wonderful didn't flee from the scene. Isn't it a shame that Megs didn't roll over him instead of the poor innocent cyclist?
 
2012-07-30 11:03:54 PM  

Tyranicle: Ineptly double posted quotation of some funny shiat I said.

You know nothing about me and I know nothing of your 'Oedipus complex' crap. Who are you?


I am the man that knows about the UN Vans in Jacksonville. WTF do you mean "who are you?"

/I want you to know I saved a screenshot of our conversation.
//I will treasure it forever.
 
2012-07-30 11:08:49 PM  
 
2012-07-30 11:30:04 PM  

KrispyKritter: BigNumber12: Part of me always wonders if the Illuminati actually conceived Facebook as a Law Enforcement tool.

bingo. you got to remember these sob's have had hardcore educations and the best minds around them for a long chunk of history. think tanks are nothing new. and with those unlimited tax dollar resources behind them the skies the limit. if you were among the worlds biggest players would you leave the boat to bob in the water, or would you have it carefully guided from port to port?


So....are the cops really smart evil geniuses this week, or really dumb kill-crazy thugs? I'm having trouble keeping track.
 
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