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(Village Voice)   Woman who drove drunk at 7:45 in the morning, ran over a teacher, and then fled the scene goes on Facebook to tell the haters to suck it   (blogs.villagevoice.com) divider line 292
    More: Asinine, Megan Merkel, Facebook, Mark Scerbo  
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2012-07-30 01:05:17 PM  
I heard her husband was going to pitch an act to a talent agent later that day
 
2012-07-30 01:11:49 PM  
Classlessness aside, Facebook has got to be the greatest boon to prosecutors -- or conversely the greatest headache for defense lawyers -- in the history of ever.
 
2012-07-30 01:16:54 PM  

gilgigamesh: Classlessness aside, Facebook has got to be the greatest boon to prosecutors -- or conversely the greatest headache for defense lawyers -- in the history of ever.


dumb people are dumb. they sure have made things easier.

also
why wasnt she charged with reckless driving and homicide?
why was she released? without bail??

I guess she needs to kill a few more people before she is taken off the street. WHY is vehicular manslaughter so rarely charged? "she was old and drove through the farmers market. it wasnt her fault."

FFS
 
2012-07-30 01:19:40 PM  
I wonder what facts have been twisted here, as she alleges?

1) She was drunk, and driving.
2) She hit the woman (which her post admits).
3) She fled the scene.

Not much to twist there.
 
2012-07-30 01:22:03 PM  

Diogenes: I wonder what facts have been twisted here, as she alleges?

1) She was drunk, and driving.
2) She hit the woman (which her post admits).
3) She fled the scene.

Not much to twist there.


The teacher was a biatch and had it coming.
 
2012-07-30 01:24:30 PM  
What the perp might look like:

pysih.com
 
2012-07-30 01:26:19 PM  

namatad: why wasnt she charged with reckless driving and homicide?


I'm guessing it's because (inferring from the article) her boyfriend on the motorcycle hit the bicyclist, throwing her into the path of the car. Little Ms. Suck It may not have been able to avoid hitting her in the best of circumstances.

Fleeing the scene, though, that's a crime she should also be charged with.
 
2012-07-30 01:34:43 PM  

namatad: why wasnt she charged with reckless driving and homicide?


Intoxication aside, she wouldn't have run over the bicyclist if her husband hadn't crashed his bike into the bicyclist and caused her to get thrown into the path of this woman's vehicle. He is just as at fault here.
 
2012-07-30 01:35:10 PM  

gilgigamesh: Diogenes: I wonder what facts have been twisted here, as she alleges?

1) She was drunk, and driving.
2) She hit the woman (which her post admits).
3) She fled the scene.

Not much to twist there.

The teacher was a biatch and had it coming.


The teacher told her that she couldn't have any pudding if she didn't eat her meat
 
2012-07-30 01:37:05 PM  
As someone who sees things from both sides such as the judge I would like to see this story also from two sides upon which one side is that yes this is the stupid thing to do and the other side of this is perhaps there is the reason for doing this.

You see you might wish to say to the self of you HELLO SELF OF ME IF I CAUSE THE DEATH OF THE OTHER I SHOULD NOT ADVERTISE THIS UPON FACEBOOK. The reasons for this include that you might end up on the Fark.com website which to 9 of 10 people who wind up here either in the article or especially as the poster means you will not ever have the sexing again. Also it is something upon which the prosecutor attorney of the district might say to the jury to view with the consideration of the facts of the case. Also the encouragement of she could lead to the widespread outbreak of the STD diseases if people take this literally of her.

The other side of this says listen if the public of the locality will do the judging of you in some way then it is best to do all upon which you can to taint the jury pool in the area and also to get the revenge on the haters of the area through the remarkable penmanship of you. This could be the opening sentence to the next great autobiography and I do not wish to take this from she. Also some people apologize in the ways that others would find to be surprising. Perhaps this is the way in which she knows how to do the apology.

The moral of the story of this is that you should not judge the book by the cover or the person by the Facebook posting because mark the words of me she will claim someone did the account hacking.
 
2012-07-30 01:44:51 PM  

gilgigamesh: Classlessness aside, Facebook has got to be the greatest boon to prosecutors -- or conversely the greatest headache for defense lawyers -- in the history of ever.


Wasn't there an article that said facebook is now brought up in almost half of all divorce cases?
 
2012-07-30 01:47:56 PM  

Aarontology: gilgigamesh: Classlessness aside, Facebook has got to be the greatest boon to prosecutors -- or conversely the greatest headache for defense lawyers -- in the history of ever.

Wasn't there an article that said facebook is now brought up in almost half of all divorce cases?


I doubt its that much. I do quite a few divorces and it hasn't really come up for me, because most are based on separation; not adultery.

I could see it coming up in that many divorces based on adultery, however.
 
2012-07-30 01:55:12 PM  
Wondering if we'll get a new meme out of this like DIAF.

SUDACOI... Possibly.
 
2012-07-30 01:56:44 PM  

Diogenes: I wonder what facts have been twisted here, as she alleges?

1) She was drunk, and driving.
2) She hit the woman (which her post admits).
3) She fled the scene.

Not much to twist there.


People seem to have missed the fact that she was on the bike, therefore shouldn't have been on the road at all, or something.
 
2012-07-30 02:00:12 PM  
U think I dont feel bad? F*ck u cuz u dont know

From now on, this is going to be my only response to anyone who yells at me for trolling.
 
2012-07-30 02:03:28 PM  
In related news, at least 17 people "liked" her attitude.
I would really like to know what those 8 comments said.
 
2012-07-30 02:21:56 PM  

wxboy: namatad: why wasnt she charged with reckless driving and homicide?

I'm guessing it's because (inferring from the article) her boyfriend on the motorcycle hit the bicyclist, throwing her into the path of the car. Little Ms. Suck It may not have been able to avoid hitting her in the best of circumstances.

Fleeing the scene, though, that's a crime she should also be charged with.


SlothB77: namatad: why wasnt she charged with reckless driving and homicide?

Intoxication aside, she wouldn't have run over the bicyclist if her husband hadn't crashed his bike into the bicyclist and caused her to get thrown into the path of this woman's vehicle. He is just as at fault here.


"As Scerbo again passed Merkel to do yet another wheelie, he hit Boyum, throwing her from her bike. Then Merkel ran her over -- before fleeing the scene."

yup
both of them should be in jail.
my guess is that the DA will be pressing a ton of additional charges. unless she is someone's daughter. well she is SOMEONE'S daughter. but you know what I mean.
 
2012-07-30 02:23:41 PM  

gilgigamesh: I do quite a few divorces


Maybe you should stop getting the remarriages! LAUGHTER OL. In less perhaps you meant divorcees in which case enjoy this very much but try not to cause anger to the dejected spouse.
 
2012-07-30 02:30:08 PM  

serial_crusher: In related news, at least 17 people "liked" her attitude.
I would really like to know what those 8 comments said.


Well you're in luck. In the comments section of the article from the local newspaper, someone posted a screen shot of the Facebook page. You can see some of the comments. She clarifies her "get the real facts straight" part by adding "She got hit by the bike and went on front of the car I was driving, she got ran over and uk the rest". Other than that, it's mostly people saying that they hope she is ok - one of them is telling her to get sober.

Bonus: There is a picture of this chick that shows her holding a beer the night before the accident. The time stamp says it was posted 22 hours ago and the time stamp on the "suck a dick" status is 2 hours ago
 
2012-07-30 02:38:56 PM  
FTFA: According to various reports from Upstate media outlets, Merkel was driving northbound on Route 250 in Penfield, a suburb of Rochester, alongside her recently paroled boyfriend, 22-year-old Mark Scerbo, who was driving his motorcycle next Merkel's car.

Jesus Christ, get them both locked up in prison before they're able to breed!!!
 
2012-07-30 02:40:36 PM  

Diogenes: I wonder what facts have been twisted here, as she alleges?

1) She was drunk, and driving.
2) She hit the woman (which her post admits).
3) She fled the scene.

Not much to twist there.


My guess is she's ignorant of DUI laws and thinks that somehow the "hitting the person on the bike" part would have happened anyway.

Sort of like... lets say you're over the limit and driving. And someone runs a red light at hits you. And lets say this would have happened anyway, no matter what your state. If you're subject to a roadside test and breathalayzer... you're not getting out of it. You're probably going to be found at fault for the whole thing. Just the way it works.

I'm assuming here... not a lawyer, not a drunk driver.
 
2012-07-30 02:41:54 PM  
meow, you never cease to make me LOL and go WTF at the same time.
 
2012-07-30 02:53:24 PM  

meow said the dog: In less perhaps you meant divorcees


In less. Perhaps.
 
2012-07-30 02:57:20 PM  

xanadian: meow, you never cease to make me LOL and go WTF at the same time.


This is the Paradoxical Box of me!

gilgigamesh: meow said the dog: In less perhaps you meant divorcees

In less. Perhaps.


Oops!
 
2012-07-30 03:00:49 PM  
what's her Fark handle?
 
2012-07-30 03:01:04 PM  

Rex_Banner: serial_crusher: In related news, at least 17 people "liked" her attitude.
I would really like to know what those 8 comments said.

Well you're in luck. In the comments section of the article from the local newspaper, someone posted a screen shot of the Facebook page. You can see some of the comments. She clarifies her "get the real facts straight" part by adding "She got hit by the bike and went on front of the car I was driving, she got ran over and uk the rest". Other than that, it's mostly people saying that they hope she is ok - one of them is telling her to get sober.

Bonus: There is a picture of this chick that shows her holding a beer the night before the accident. The time stamp says it was posted 22 hours ago and the time stamp on the "suck a dick" status is 2 hours ago


LOL
what is the FIRST thing that your lawyer tells you? SHUT THE fark UP.
dont TALK to ANYONE
dont POST ANYTHING
dont talk about this, PERIOD

but she is a dumb coont, she has never listened to anyone in her life, why would she start now??
 
2012-07-30 03:18:33 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: What the perp might look like:

[pysih.com image 233x330]


Good lord, is that really her?

She's 23?
 
2012-07-30 03:20:48 PM  
So just looking up some background here: Route 250 is apparently a flat, straight country road through the northern half of Penfield (about a 2-1/2 mile stretch in town). It's got a dotted middle line (i.e, passing allowed), with what looks like at least a bike's width of shoulder outside of the travel lanes. In other words, most likely a speed zone.

We know she went drinking the night before. We know her boyfriend has been convicted of DWI, and that apparently he was showing off, most likely to remind her of how awesome he is. We know he hit the bike, and she was going too fast to stop. (And if you want to include the bonus from upthread, someone even told her to "get sober" in response to her stupid comment, which a good prosecutor would take as an invitation to ask said poster to elaborate upon in court.)

Is she really is that much of a vapid, ignorant trailer trash moran that she doesn't think she's legally screwed? She's about to see how life was for her boyfriend, who may not even survive to offer her moral support and a conjugal visit.
 
2012-07-30 03:21:36 PM  

Aarontology: gilgigamesh: Classlessness aside, Facebook has got to be the greatest boon to prosecutors -- or conversely the greatest headache for defense lawyers -- in the history of ever.

Wasn't there an article that said facebook is now brought up in almost half of all divorce cases?


In England, I think it was.
 
2012-07-30 03:24:16 PM  
She should definitely say that to the jury during her trial.
 
2012-07-30 03:30:37 PM  

Babwa Wawa: The My Little Pony Killer: What the perp might look like:

[pysih.com image 233x330]

Good lord, is that really her?

She's 23?


Lol no, that's the psychotic biatch who made fun of a terminally ill girl until she died. And it all started with the terminally ill girl's grandmother accidentally forgetting to invite the biatch's daughter to a birthday party. It got so bad her husband was driving down the street with a coffin the back of their truck (I think the girl's name was on it).

She's the worst kind of person.
 
2012-07-30 03:35:35 PM  
FTFA: an Upstate woman

Beware of hicks with hics.
 
2012-07-30 04:26:15 PM  

namatad: why wasnt she charged with reckless driving and homicide?
why was she released? without bail??


Because in NY it's okay to kill a cyclist with your car.
 
2012-07-30 04:28:00 PM  
Oh suburbs of Rochester........you crazy
 
2012-07-30 04:30:38 PM  
Does anyone care how about the damage to the car???
 
2012-07-30 04:31:27 PM  

Komplex: namatad: why wasnt she charged with reckless driving and homicide?
why was she released? without bail??

Because in NY it's okay to kill a cyclist with your car.


LOL
I am SO MOVING to NYC!!!
Can I assume that you get an award for each messenger you kill going the wrong way on a one way street??!!!
 
2012-07-30 04:31:51 PM  

larrycot: Wondering if we'll get a new meme out of this like DIAF.

SUDACOI... Possibly.


I know the lettering is wrong, but I am just going to go with SUDOKU
 
2012-07-30 04:32:28 PM  
The Aristocrats
 
2012-07-30 04:33:11 PM  

Diogenes: I wonder what facts have been twisted here, as she alleges?

1) She was drunk, and driving.
2) She hit the woman (which her post admits).
3) She fled the scene.

Not much to twist there.


Well, she says she wasn't driving recklessly...so I guess that means she meant to hit that woman, and succeeded admirably.
 
2012-07-30 04:33:14 PM  

downstairs: Diogenes: I wonder what facts have been twisted here, as she alleges?

1) She was drunk, and driving.
2) She hit the woman (which her post admits).
3) She fled the scene.

Not much to twist there.

My guess is she's ignorant of DUI laws and thinks that somehow the "hitting the person on the bike" part would have happened anyway.

Sort of like... lets say you're over the limit and driving. And someone runs a red light at hits you. And lets say this would have happened anyway, no matter what your state. If you're subject to a roadside test and breathalayzer... you're not getting out of it. You're probably going to be found at fault for the whole thing. Just the way it works.

I'm assuming here... not a lawyer, not a drunk driver.


Typically, but not always. In my college town, a drunk girl got hit after leaving a football game a few years ago. She was crossing the highway, and ran into traffic, where she was hit by a drunk driver. However, even the cops testified that no one could have missed her, sobriety was not a factor. The driver was eventually acquitted. Or charges dismissed, don't remember. The driver was charged, but not convicted. So if it turns out she was driving in her lane, not speeding, etc. it's possible she doesn't get found guilty.

Just an example, I'm ok with torches and pitchforks too though.
 
2012-07-30 04:34:01 PM  
They're both going to prison for a very long time...
 
2012-07-30 04:34:35 PM  
biatch be orange.
 
2012-07-30 04:35:16 PM  

Tat'dGreaser: Oh suburbs of Rochester........you crazy


Thank God that ferry service to Toronto was stopped in time to stop any migration!
 
2012-07-30 04:35:27 PM  

downstairs: My guess is she's ignorant of DUI laws and thinks that somehow the "hitting the person on the bike" part would have happened anyway.

Sort of like... lets say you're over the limit and driving. And someone runs a red light at hits you. And lets say this would have happened anyway, no matter what your state. If you're subject to a roadside test and breathalayzer... you're not getting out of it. You're probably going to be found at fault for the whole thing. Just the way it works.

I'm assuming here... not a lawyer, not a drunk driver.


AFAIK that's not true. If someone else definitely caused the accident, your drunkenness isn't their 'get out of jail free' card, at least from a criminal perspective.

Of course you're stuck with the DUI either way and I don't know how it works with insurance. You might be out a bunch of money.

/drunk at 7:45 AM?
//oh, right, Rochester
 
2012-07-30 04:36:06 PM  
Well clearly if we raised taxes and gave this poor woman more food stamps and more free stuff, then she'd be free to make better choices for herself and this tragedy wouldn't have occurred. Why do Liberals hate teachers so much?
 
2012-07-30 04:36:17 PM  

Lucky LaRue: U think I dont feel bad? F*ck u cuz u dont know

From now on, this is going to be my only response to anyone who yells at me for trolling.


This will be my response to everything, small or large, that goes wrong at work

Hey how come your department missed that deadline?
U think I dont feel bad? F*ck u cuz u dont know
 
2012-07-30 04:36:37 PM  
Too bad the hot-dogger husband survived.
 
2012-07-30 04:37:01 PM  
The 23 looks a lot closer to 32.
 
2012-07-30 04:38:18 PM  
images.rnews.com

YAYYYYYYYYYY WHEEEEEEELIEEEEEEEEEES

SLOTH LOVE WHEELIES
 
2012-07-30 04:38:41 PM  
She makes it seem like she feels bad in her post, but obviously didn't feel bad enough to stop. I bet she even left her dumbass husband bleeding in the road, too.
 
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